30 Minute Intimate Conversation with VBKao

[kasia]

http://ebay0.ipixmedia.com/abc/M28/_EBAY_029f963a47229815fb11bd3299c16a87/i-1.JPG

Enjoy a 30-minute intimate telephone conversation with our own VBKao. Voted by the ladies as one of the most eligible bachelors in Yellowworld.org, VBKao is a 2nd year law student at the University of Virginia School of Law. Rumor has it that he has a sexy voice.
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Here's the 411 on him:

Name: Vic (but if you win this auction, you can call him anything you want)

Height & Weight: 5'8", 145 lbs

Sign: Cancer

What he will talk to you about: Anything and everything, from art and politics to your problems, you won't be getting any "overly-idle chit-chat," whispers Vic.

Views on love: Not quite sure what love is. Not even sure if he's ever been in love. Maybe you can help define it for this lonely bachelor.

RULES:

1. Starting Bid: $1.50

2. To bid, put the amount between two backslashes (e.g., /$1.50/)

3. Bids must increase by increments of at least $0.10

4. Closing Date: Friday, March 28, 2003 at 11:59 p.m.


Place your bids today!


*Please note:
-30-minute phone call will be paid for by Yellowworld.org if the winner resides in the United States.
-Proceeds will go to the YW Stickers fund.
-To avoid confusion, let's limit this thread to bids only.

[Xishi]

Virginia Law..? Not bad....

:D :D :D :D :D :D

[applehead]

victor looks super cute in that pic!

[purezero]

Hehe. What's with all these auctions? Hehe. :dance:

[purezero]

Originally posted by applehead@Mar 24 2003, 11:15 PM
victor looks super cute in that pic!
Aww. Hehe. It is a cute picture. :dance:

[kasia]

i'll start:

/$1.50/


(remember, each bid must go up by least $0.10)

who wants to fight me for this phone call? :dance:

[purezero]

/$5.00/ :D
:dance:

[applehead]

wow ziru.
it was the picture. wasn't it?


/$6.00/

yeah, why are only MEN's services being auctioned off here?
so you're not bidding?

(stupid quote function)

[purezero]

/$6.10/
:luv: :luv: :luv:
:dance:
Wee, this is fun!

[deez nuts]

hahahahahaha nice.

uhhhhhhhhm /$6.50!/ :D

[thaite]

/$6.60/

Not bad for 30 minute legal consultation.

[kasia]

Originally posted by thaite@Mar 25 2003, 11:11 AM
/$6.60/

Not bad for 30 minute legal consultation.
thaite is still the highest bidder! btw, law students can't give legal advice. :lol:

[thaite]

goddammit!

No rule on when I have to use the minutes. I can wait. I'm not in any trouble... yet.

[deez nuts]

combined meena and steve bid /$10.00/

we look foward to talking to you, vic!

[TyroneK(prettypretty)]

So, CSB, it looks like you and Meena will win this. Do you guys like a "smoker's" voice? Lilting and angelic? Give me an idea of what you want to hear.

[amietron]

a deep, un-whiny one that sounds smooth and soothing to the ears.

[TyroneK(prettypretty)]

As someone who has not even bid yet, you have no permission to provide input until Steve and Meena say you do.

[mr. x]

umm, what can he say on the phone that he cant say online?

[purezero]

So how would this money be sent?

[kasia]

Originally posted by ti12amisu@Mar 26 2003, 05:03 PM
So how would this money be sent?
either via pay pal or mail.


i'm going to delete all of the posts not related to vic or bidding so it won't get too confusing. (please see the rules listed in the first post :) )

the highest bid is still /$10.00/ by doc and meena. (i'll see what i can do about greena's pic, later.)

[purezero]

You can send cash in the mail, right? It just has to be well-concealed?

[purezero]

I don't know. Someone help me out here so I can bid some more. :lol:

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by ti12amisu@Mar 26 2003, 08:43 PM
I don't know. Someone help me out here so I can bid some more. :lol:
i'd go money order. there is a surcharge though but not much. like 50-75 cents like craig said.

[applehead]

i think it would be totally fun if we get to speak to victor
when he's drunk.

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by VBKao@Mar 26 2003, 03:19 PM
So, CSB, it looks like you and Meena will win this. Do you guys like a "smoker's" voice? Lilting and angelic? Give me an idea of what you want to hear.
whatever works for you; works for me.

[kasia]

Originally posted by ti12amisu@Mar 26 2003, 05:29 PM
You can send cash in the mail, right? It just has to be well-concealed?
sure - unless it's over $20.00 - then we'd prefer a money order.

[kasia]

Originally posted by tazadar@Mar 27 2003, 09:06 AM
Victor better have a sexy voice.

$8

Kasie, you'll get more bids if it's 30 minute web-cam with Meena.
your bid has been cancelled, taz, b/c it was too low. you must bid at least $10.10. :D

[kasia]

out of curiosity, taz, why are you bidding against yourself?

[SunWuKong]

Originally posted by tazadar@Mar 27 2003, 12:06 PM
Victor better have a sexy voice.

$8

Kasie, you'll get more bids if it's 30 minute web-cam with Meena.
you really don't need to auction that off. meena would do it for free.

[applehead]

shut up you slut!

[TyroneK(prettypretty)]

Originally posted by tazadar@Mar 27 2003, 12:51 PM
/$12.00/

If Victor's voice is not sexy, I am suing you Kasie. Do we have a lawyer in the house?
Taz, there was no promise in the offer tendered by Kasie in this auction that my voice would be sexy. It's not an integral part of the understanding in selling a phone conversation for charity. The only promise is intimacy. As a result, we promise everything essentially tied in with a transaction of this kind and nothing more.

So you don't have grounds to sue. Pay up or shut up.

[applehead]

Originally posted by VBKao@Mar 27 2003, 10:58 AM

So you don't have grounds to sue. Pay up or shut up.
or just.. shut up.

[applehead]

Originally posted by tazadar@Mar 27 2003, 11:06 AM
Originally posted by applehead@Mar 27 2003, 11:03 AM
Originally posted by VBKao@Mar 27 2003, 10:58 AM

So you don't have grounds to sue. Pay up or shut up.
or just.. shut up.
You shut up, dork.
no you.

[kasia]

taz is the highest bidder right now - /$12.10/!

[kasia]

*bump* a little over 24 hours left...

[amietron]

Originally posted by kasia@Mar 27 2003, 11:08 AM
taz is the highest bidder right now - /$12.10/!
not anymore! /$15.00/ :D

[kimpossible]

He has shiny teeth.

[mr. x]

^--- who said annoy?

u know that VBKao guy reminds me of a guy i know from my HS who's a marine and got deployed.

i saw him at my community college and that was about the last time. Could still be in Kuwait or in a foxhole rolling with an Iraqi for all i know

[Fireblade]

kasie, how can you auction off people like they're just objects??? and now human services!


jk... i'm just really amused. :lol:

[kasia]

highest bidder is taz at /$15.10/. auction closes in 13 hours.

[kasia]

Originally posted by tazadar@Mar 28 2003, 10:52 AM
If you promise a 30 minute web-cam with Meena auction, make my bid $16.
i won't make that promise, so i guess your bid remains /$15.10/.

[amietron]

/$16.10/

[SunWuKong]

/17.50/

[SunWuKong]

Originally posted by tazadar@Mar 28 2003, 04:22 PM
Just so there's no confusion. THIS IS an auction for "30 Minute Intimate Conversation with VBKao." Victor. Not. Repeat. Not, 30 minute web-cam with Meena. If you find Victor to be a cutie, there's something wrong with you. And it goes for the ladies too.

/$18.00/

Final.
i've already had 30-minute webcam with bobo. more than a few times too. it got boring so i don't do it anymore.


/19.00/

[kasia]

to taz: it's not final til i say it is! and don't be hating on vic.

swk is currently the highest bidder at /$19.00/.

auction closes in 10.5 hours. keep bidding!

[SunWuKong]

vic baby you're gonna be all mine

[SunWuKong]

alright this is my final bid

/19.50/

[kasia]

Originally posted by tazadar@Mar 28 2003, 02:42 PM
/$20.00/ I win!
not yet. there are 9 hours left.

current high bidder is taz at /$20.00/.

[kasia]

okie. i have to go to a lawyer dinner thingy tonight, but i should make it back by midnight - when the auction closes. or not. regardless, the person with the highest bid at 11:59 p.m. tonight (Friday) will win the 30-minute intimate conversation with VBKao. all bids after 11:59 p.m. will be disregarded.

k.

:)

[TyroneK(prettypretty)]

So, Taz.

Do you want saucy, nasty or naughty?

[kimpossible]

So does this mean if vic calls me on my cell that I have to pay like $3.99 per minute?

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by Hello_Hapa@Mar 29 2003, 12:54 AM
So does this mean if vic calls me on my cell that I have to pay like $3.99 per minute?
huh? you don't have one rate nation wide calling?

[kimpossible]

Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Mar 28 2003, 10:26 PM
huh? you don't have one rate nation wide calling?
For services rendered over the phone.

[TyroneK(prettypretty)]

Well, that would all have been free for you, HH.

[kasia]

congrats to taz for winning the auction! payment has already been received. vic looks forward to chatting intimately with you!!!

thanks again!

[kayla]

wow. i just wanted to comment on how amusing and um...strange this is. haha

[blkazngirl]

I thought you guys were kidding. Damn, I missed it.