View Full Version : If you could pick a super human ability
FlareZz
03-12-2003, 09:58 PM
i would wanna be able to fly, but i'm afraid if i go too high or too fast it would be really cold, but if i have to fly really slow and only a few inches off the ground then whats the point right? i would need some kinda of heavy jacket and googles so i could open my eyes. and then if someone ever found out i could fly then everyone would want to take advantage of me and some government would try to kidnap me to make me a secret weapon of some kind. i would only really be able to fly at night time, which just makes flying all that colder. still even with all those problems, i'll still wanna be able to fly, imagine the possibilities, long distance relationships would no longer be a problem. i wouldn't need to spend money on plane tickets. and i would be able to have mad ups in basketball. no one would know...
it'd be so nice to be able to visit the beach whenever you want, or go have dinner in asia so u can save some money and still get great taste.
AliBabaIncorporated
03-12-2003, 10:00 PM
Time travel would be the most fun. I'd go back to high school.
SunWuKong
03-12-2003, 10:07 PM
Originally posted by FlareZz@Mar 13 2003, 12:58 AM
i would wanna be able to fly, but i'm afraid if i go too high or too fast it would be really cold, but if i have to fly really slow and only a few inches off the ground then whats the point right? i would need some kinda of heavy jacket and googles so i could open my eyes. and then if someone ever found out i could fly then everyone would want to take advantage of me and some government would try to kidnap me to make me a secret weapon of some kind. i would only really be able to fly at night time, which just makes flying all that colder. still even with all those problems, i'll still wanna be able to fly, imagine the possibilities, long distance relationships would no longer be a problem. i wouldn't need to spend money on plane tickets. and i would be able to have mad ups in basketball. no one would know...
it'd be so nice to be able to visit the beach whenever you want, or go have dinner in asia so u can save some money and still get great taste.
why not just go for teleportation?
SunWuKong
03-12-2003, 10:08 PM
i want telekinesis. from lifting extremely heavy objects (like a bulldozer), to manipulating fine objects (like sewing).
applehead
03-12-2003, 10:08 PM
oh. don't start with teleports..
i want x-ray vision.
SunWuKong
03-12-2003, 10:09 PM
Originally posted by applehead@Mar 13 2003, 01:08 AM
i want x-ray vision.
you don't need that. all you need to do is ask me.
applehead
03-12-2003, 10:11 PM
Originally posted by SunWuKung@Mar 12 2003, 10:09 PM
you don't need that. all you need to do is ask me.
and the ability to turn OFF the x-ray vision
with the quickness.
oh god. please.
nevermind. i don't want x-ray vision.
With the ability to stop time, I could rule the world!
Alex
SunWuKong
03-12-2003, 10:13 PM
Originally posted by applehead@Mar 13 2003, 01:11 AM
and the ability to turn OFF the x-ray vision
with the quickness.
oh god. please.
nevermind. i don't want x-ray vision.
:D
you know you love me, little yuja.
TyroneK(prettypretty)
03-12-2003, 10:15 PM
I'm with SWK. Definitely telekenesis. You can will yourself into flying. You can rearrange molecules like Jean Grey. The possibilities are limiteless.
If I can't have telekenesis, I'd take telepathy. I'd love to be able to read minds.
applehead
03-12-2003, 10:18 PM
Originally posted by VBKao@Mar 12 2003, 10:15 PM
If I can't have telekenesis, I'd take telepathy. I'd love to be able to read minds.
oh i would HATE that.
to know what the other person is thinking..
augh. that would be a curse instead of a gift.
a curse i say.
a curse!!
tvbdude
03-12-2003, 10:21 PM
invisibility to "fool" around
SunWuKong
03-12-2003, 10:21 PM
Originally posted by applehead@Mar 13 2003, 01:18 AM
Originally posted by VBKao@Mar 12 2003, 10:15 PM
If I can't have telekenesis, I'd take telepathy. I'd love to be able to read minds.
oh i would HATE that.
to know what the other person is thinking..
augh. that would be a curse instead of a gift.
a curse i say.
a curse!!
yeah but you'd only choose to read certain people's minds. and you'd have different levels of conscious thinking and subconscious thinking you can pry into. it would be nice.
AznYam
03-12-2003, 10:23 PM
i wish i could manifest stuff out of thin air.
mr. x
03-12-2003, 10:26 PM
u know tho...if u could pick such qualities you'd feel obligated to help humanity out, not to mention getting chased by govt agents who wanna harness your knowledge to know what color panties Saddam Hussein is wearing
Saiko
03-12-2003, 10:27 PM
I would get the multipack. :D
I'm such a cheater.
purezero
03-12-2003, 10:29 PM
Telepathy and the ability to stop time. Oh... so much fun I would have... mmm... :blush: :dance: :luv:
Originally posted by mr. x@Mar 13 2003, 01:26 AM
u know tho...if u could pick such qualities you'd feel obligated to help humanity out, not to mention getting chased by govt agents who wanna harness your knowledge to know what color panties Saddam Hussein is wearing
He seems like a boxers kinda guy.
Commando_turned_MD
03-12-2003, 11:41 PM
Superior Intellect............like Dr Doom............With this, anything is possible............e.g. Rule the World, time travel,
I believe he is the only character in the Marvel Universe that was able to build a time-machine........His intellect far surpass his nemesis Rich Reed---this dude is pretty smart..................
FlareZz
03-12-2003, 11:41 PM
Originally posted by SunWuKung@Mar 12 2003, 10:07 PM
Originally posted by FlareZz@Mar 13 2003, 12:58 AM
i would wanna be able to fly, but i'm afraid if i go too high or too fast it would be really cold, but if i have to fly really slow and only a few inches off the ground then whats the point right? i would need some kinda of heavy jacket and googles so i could open my eyes. and then if someone ever found out i could fly then everyone would want to take advantage of me and some government would try to kidnap me to make me a secret weapon of some kind. i would only really be able to fly at night time, which just makes flying all that colder. still even with all those problems, i'll still wanna be able to fly, imagine the possibilities, long distance relationships would no longer be a problem. i wouldn't need to spend money on plane tickets. and i would be able to have mad ups in basketball. no one would know...
it'd be so nice to be able to visit the beach whenever you want, or go have dinner in asia so u can save some money and still get great taste.
why not just go for teleportation?
nah nah i thought about teleportation, you could, but it won't be much fun, the thrill of flying, thats a big deal, besides, you won't be able to dunk a ball by teleporting yourself up to the rim, thats giving it all away
Commando_turned_MD
03-12-2003, 11:42 PM
Or maybe be able to throw an hadoken or sonic boom and leap 30 feet in the air......
FlareZz
03-12-2003, 11:49 PM
i don't think i would really want the powers like super intelligence and time travel and stuff you guys are mentioning, thats like TOO much power, and then i'd have all kinds responsibilities like mr.x says.
imagine all the stress superman is under, how about the super power of never having to sleep and never getting tired, imagine how much you can do then...
BeTheReds
03-12-2003, 11:53 PM
Originally posted by armycommando_turned_doctor@Mar 13 2003, 07:41 AM
Superior Intellect............like Dr Doom............With this, anything is possible............e.g. Rule the World, time travel,
I believe he is the only character in the Marvel Universe that was able to build a time-machine........His intellect far surpass his nemesis Rich Reed---this dude is pretty smart..................
Um, Wrong!
You forgot about Kang the Conquerer AKA Immortus.
I'd go for eternal youth, sticking to walls, and super strength and agility.
(Spider-MAN!)
Napoleon Chynamite
03-12-2003, 11:55 PM
Originally posted by tazadar@Mar 12 2003, 11:42 PM
I think I like to try invisibility.
ditto
FlareZz
03-13-2003, 12:00 AM
Originally posted by BeTheReds@Mar 12 2003, 11:53 PM
I'd go for eternal youth, sticking to walls, and super strength and agility.
(Spider-MAN!)
does the eternal youth thing mean that you can never die? or can u die if you choose to?
cuz man i could see some problems with never being able to die
kayla
03-13-2003, 12:24 AM
i'd definately want invisibility and telekinetic abilities.
Adaon
03-13-2003, 01:15 AM
Ummm....if not flying, ultra super speed, telekinesis, invisibility from EVERYTHING (including infrared).......
if not all that, I'd want the knowledge of all martial arts and ki/chi manipulation. :lol:
kitty
03-13-2003, 06:14 AM
Shape-shifitng abilities. Think of the possibilities :)
SunWuKong
03-13-2003, 06:41 AM
Originally posted by BeTheReds@Mar 13 2003, 02:53 AM
Originally posted by armycommando_turned_doctor@Mar 13 2003, 07:41 AM
Superior Intellect............like Dr Doom............With this, anything is possible............e.g. Rule the World, time travel,
I believe he is the only character in the Marvel Universe that was able to build a time-machine........His intellect far surpass his nemesis Rich Reed---this dude is pretty smart..................
Um, Wrong!
You forgot about Kang the Conquerer AKA Immortus.
I'd go for eternal youth, sticking to walls, and super strength and agility.
(Spider-MAN!)
actually kang is doom's future self.
there have been others that have built time machines though. but doom would be the most famous one. he's my favorite villain.
angel nympho
03-13-2003, 10:35 AM
I wanna freeze time. Do you know how easy it would be to just mess with pepople that way?
SunWuKong
03-13-2003, 10:38 AM
Originally posted by armycommando_turned_doctor@Mar 13 2003, 02:41 AM
Superior Intellect............like Dr Doom............With this, anything is possible............e.g. Rule the World, time travel,
I believe he is the only character in the Marvel Universe that was able to build a time-machine........His intellect far surpass his nemesis Rich Reed---this dude is pretty smart..................
well, doom's intellect is not a super power. he's just really really really smart. like reed richards. his "powers" come from his armour and his technology, like iron man.
and it's arguable that he's more intelligent than reed richards. reed richards built a gateway to the negative zone.
TyroneK(prettypretty)
03-13-2003, 10:51 AM
Originally posted by SunWuKung@Mar 13 2003, 09:41 AM
actually kang is doom's future self.
When did this happen? This is why I don't read team comics anymore. I'm sticking to Batman & Daredevil.
I like Doom the best because he's not quite a villain as much as a guy with a frighteningly compelling vision. From what I gather, he wants to rule because he can make the world an orderly place and not the weird despotic hellhole that his homeland was before he became monarch. There's a moral ambiguity.
As far as Kang/Immortus/Rama Tut goes, I don't get it. Avengers Forever wasn't a bad story, but I still don't understand the need to get that elaborate. Also, if Kang's so awesome and will eventually rule the world, how come he keeps getting defeated by heroes like the Wasp?
I'm still sticking with telekenesis. You don't need to be smart if you can rearrange matter. You can even manifest stuff from the air if you have powers like Jean Grey had before/during the whole Phoenix saga.
Magneto's got cool powers too. Cool helmet too. Never quite understood why all his beams were pink though.
contra_diction
03-13-2003, 10:56 AM
i'd go Proffessor X style, without the crippled part, but with a mind that powerful, ojea! that's what i'm talking about.
VV o n g B a
03-13-2003, 11:54 AM
it'd have to be time travel or telekenisis. the reason i say is that i'd wish to visit other star systems and other galaxies. without one or the other or maybe both, then it'd be impossible.
I would like to control my molecular structure at will.
I could change my own density, to either enter a gaseous state or an indestructible matter, whatever man!
SunWuKong
03-13-2003, 12:20 PM
oh yeah, i would also like the ability to make energy-based replicas of myself at will.
Napoleon Chynamite
03-13-2003, 12:28 PM
Originally posted by SunWuKung@Mar 13 2003, 12:20 PM
oh yeah, i would also like the ability to make energy-based replicas of myself at will.
I'd like to make energy-based replicas of Kim Hee Sun at will.
himura-dono
03-13-2003, 12:28 PM
Originally posted by 537@Mar 13 2003, 11:56 AM
I would like to control my molecular structure at will.
I could change my own density, to either enter a gaseous state or an indestructible matter, whatever man!
vaccums you up in a dust buster.
i guess i'd go with the powers dark pheonix had. talk about anger management problems.
himura-dono
03-13-2003, 12:30 PM
Originally posted by FrozenPizza@Mar 13 2003, 12:28 PM
I'd like to make energy-based replicas of Kim Hee Sun at will.
*whispers: so...can i happen to "borrow" one of those replica's of kim hee sun sometime?*
VV o n g B a
03-13-2003, 12:31 PM
i wanna be Q from star trek. it'd be nice to have an omnipotent being's problems...
OH YEAH!?!? How can you vaccuum me up in a dust buster when when when when I enter your lungs and then turn solid, HUH?!
>_<
kitty
03-13-2003, 12:32 PM
Originally posted by VV o n g B a@Mar 13 2003, 08:31 PM
i wanna be Q from star trek. it'd be nice to have an omnipotent being's problems...
cheating... omnipotence and omniscience isn't a superhero power! ;)
golden_buns
03-13-2003, 01:28 PM
I´d like to be able to posess people´s bodies.
I´d probably start with taking over Bush´s body and I´d step down from the presidency
deez nuts
03-13-2003, 01:32 PM
i just wanna win the damn ny mega-millions lottery.
himura-dono
03-13-2003, 01:53 PM
Originally posted by 537@Mar 13 2003, 12:32 PM
OH YEAH!?!? How can you vaccuum me up in a dust buster when when when when I enter your lungs and then turn solid, HUH?!
>_<
*takes a whole cigarette in one puff* ok, go for it, try and get that stank out of yourself afterward tho ^_~
golden_buns
03-13-2003, 02:02 PM
Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Mar 13 2003, 01:32 PM
i just wanna win the damn ny mega-millions lottery.
so I can sue your wealthy ass some day :D
deez nuts
03-13-2003, 03:48 PM
Originally posted by golden_buns@Mar 13 2003, 05:02 PM
so I can sue your wealthy ass some day :D
lol
angelwiththesword
03-13-2003, 04:47 PM
invulnerability and ki manipulation
ka...me...ha...me....HA!!!! etc etc.
Hiroshi2
03-13-2003, 04:50 PM
i'd love to be able to read minds
how could it be a curse? You could choose which minds you want to read, and which ones you don't want to.
If I couldn't have that I'd love to have invisiblity.
And also super-virility
:D
kangal
03-13-2003, 07:58 PM
the power to shit gold.....
angelwiththesword
03-13-2003, 08:03 PM
Originally posted by kangal@Mar 13 2003, 07:58 PM
the power to shit gold.....
sounds painful...and lucrative
tvbdude
03-13-2003, 10:11 PM
the power to shit gold.....
wouldn't it be better if you could turn stuff into gold with a touch from your finger?
angelwiththesword
03-14-2003, 08:06 AM
Originally posted by tvbdude@Mar 13 2003, 10:11 PM
wouldn't it be better if you could turn stuff into gold with a touch from your finger?
that would be the midas touch. and if you read the actual myth, it's not such a good gift.
i pity tha foo who don't shit gold! i pity tha foo!!
kangal
03-14-2003, 08:43 AM
Originally posted by tvbdude@Mar 14 2003, 12:11 AM
wouldn't it be better if you could turn stuff into gold with a touch from your finger?
dude.....youd have to wear gloves all the time....and making sweet sweet love to others or even yourself just aint the same with a glove...youd be like MJ.....
Adaon
03-14-2003, 08:56 AM
Originally posted by angelwiththesword@Mar 13 2003, 04:47 PM
invulnerability and ki manipulation
ka...me...ha...me....HA!!!! etc etc.
Sounds like someone at their anti-mugging defense
-grins- :D
FlareZz
03-14-2003, 09:04 AM
Originally posted by kangal@Mar 14 2003, 08:43 AM
Originally posted by tvbdude@Mar 14 2003, 12:11 AM
wouldn't it be better if you could turn stuff into gold with a touch from your finger?
dude.....youd have to wear gloves all the time....and making sweet sweet love to others or even yourself just aint the same with a glove...youd be like MJ.....
dang that would really hurt? cuz wouldn't your gloves just turn to gold too?
angelwiththesword
03-14-2003, 09:18 AM
read about Midas from greek mythology.
being able to turn anything you touch into gold isn't nessisarily a good thing
Napoleon Chynamite
03-14-2003, 11:14 AM
Originally posted by kangal@Mar 13 2003, 07:58 PM
the power to shit gold.....
yea, then when people say 'that ain't worth shit', it could actually be a compliment.......
Napoleon Chynamite
03-14-2003, 12:15 PM
Originally posted by tazadar@Mar 14 2003, 12:04 PM
That's a funny one. Where did you pulled that one out of?
Stick to what you do best: Posting up pictures of nice handsome asian men.
TyroneK(prettypretty)
03-14-2003, 12:24 PM
Taz, FP...
http://movies.israel.net/fight/c44.jpg
Welcome to Fight Club, where we settle disputes like civilized people.
With fists.
Napoleon Chynamite
03-14-2003, 12:27 PM
Originally posted by tazadar@Mar 14 2003, 12:16 PM
Don't make me fly up there and bust out a can of whoop ass on you.
Oh please..... :rolleyes:
And plus here in Pullman we have no airport. Where is ur plane gonna land, bitch?
kangal
03-14-2003, 02:02 PM
Originally posted by FrozenPizza@Mar 14 2003, 02:27 PM
Oh please..... :rolleyes:
And plus here in Pullman we have no airport. Where is ur plane gonna land, bitch?
pullman, wash? h aha...we stole your football coach :P
Napoleon Chynamite
03-14-2003, 02:48 PM
Originally posted by kangal@Mar 14 2003, 02:02 PM
Originally posted by FrozenPizza@Mar 14 2003, 02:27 PM
Oh please..... :rolleyes:
And plus here in Pullman we have no airport. Where is ur plane gonna land, bitch?
pullman, wash? h aha...we stole your football coach :P
Like I told HH, I have no school spirit. Trash all you want
FlareZz
03-14-2003, 02:51 PM
Originally posted by FrozenPizza@Mar 14 2003, 12:27 PM
Oh please..... :rolleyes:
And plus here in Pullman we have no airport. Where is ur plane gonna land, bitch?
since you two are gonna fight...
which super powers would you pick?????????????????????????????????
Napoleon Chynamite
03-14-2003, 02:53 PM
I'd choose the power to take away Zhao Wei (haha acceptable loss) from Taz's consciousness so that we don't hafta look at pictures of her squatting and making peace signs anymore.
TTChino
03-14-2003, 03:14 PM
Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Mar 13 2003, 09:32 PM
i just wanna win the damn ny mega-millions lottery.
hahahahaha
we splitting that pot.
angelwiththesword
03-14-2003, 03:54 PM
"i wouldn't suck your lousy dick if i was suffocating and you had oxygen in your balls"
i forgot what movie this came from, but it seemed appropriate with the whole vicky/taz and the water dispute thing
bigwong235
03-14-2003, 04:32 PM
telekinesis...
walk by kylie minogue....
"whoops! all her clothing just fell off somehow!"
:D
angelwiththesword
03-14-2003, 04:43 PM
come to think of it, my special ability is mastery of every martial art.
that would be all i need
Napoleon Chynamite
03-16-2003, 04:05 AM
Originally posted by tazadar@Mar 14 2003, 04:06 PM
Originally posted by angelwiththesword@Mar 14 2003, 03:54 PM
"i wouldn't suck your lousy dick if i was suffocating and you had oxygen in your balls"
i forgot what movie this came from, but it seemed appropriate with the whole vicky/taz and the water dispute thing
No, she would not say that kind of thing. She's a sweet girl.
Sweet girls do not squat.
ChinaLama
03-16-2003, 08:13 AM
flying or ki blasts...it's hard to choose. :(
no wait...immortality! errr assuming it comes w/ something like eternal youth or age stopping. :)
SunWuKong
03-16-2003, 09:12 AM
Originally posted by ChinaLama@Mar 16 2003, 11:13 AM
flying or ki blasts...it's hard to choose. :(
no wait...immortality! errr assuming it comes w/ something like eternal youth or age stopping. :)
but you can still get your head cut off and die. :)
Commando_turned_MD
03-16-2003, 04:28 PM
Originally posted by SunWuKung@Mar 16 2003, 09:12 AM
Originally posted by ChinaLama@Mar 16 2003, 11:13 AM
flying or ki blasts...it's hard to choose. :(
no wait...immortality! errr assuming it comes w/ something like eternal youth or age stopping. :)
but you can still get your head cut off and die. :)
thats correct Highlander :P
Hiroshi2
03-16-2003, 07:49 PM
You know, I really wish I had mind-reading abilties right now. You know those times when you're in a situation where you wanna say something really bad to somebody, but it's too difficult, so you wish they could just kinda know what you were thinking without you having to say it? That's where mindreading would really come in handy.
ChinaLama
03-16-2003, 10:31 PM
Originally posted by SunWuKung@Mar 16 2003, 05:12 PM
Originally posted by ChinaLama@Mar 16 2003, 11:13 AM
flying or ki blasts...it's hard to choose. :(
no wait...immortality! errr assuming it comes w/ something like eternal youth or age stopping. :)
but you can still get your head cut off and die. :)
i prefer the monkey king kind of immortality to the highlander type. mk can get his head cut off and STILL live! booo-ya!
angelwiththesword
03-17-2003, 08:22 AM
Originally posted by armycommando_turned_doctor@Mar 16 2003, 04:28 PM
Originally posted by SunWuKung@Mar 16 2003, 09:12 AM
Originally posted by ChinaLama@Mar 16 2003, 11:13 AM
flying or ki blasts...it's hard to choose. :(
no wait...immortality! errr assuming it comes w/ something like eternal youth or age stopping. :)
but you can still get your head cut off and die. :)
thats correct Highlander :P
THERE CAN BE...ONLY ONE!
FlareZz
03-17-2003, 11:15 AM
Originally posted by Hiroshi2@Mar 16 2003, 07:49 PM
You know, I really wish I had mind-reading abilties right now. You know those times when you're in a situation where you wanna say something really bad to somebody, but it's too difficult, so you wish they could just kinda know what you were thinking without you having to say it? That's where mindreading would really come in handy.
hmmm that would make asking someone out so much easier huh? you would never have to suffer another rejection again!!
well maybe it means that you would suffer alot of rejections, but just no public humiliation!!
Fireblade
03-17-2003, 12:00 PM
I want the power of super-manipulation... the ability to change your reality to the way you want it to be. Nothing short of "GOD-LIKE" powers. I mean.... imagine the possibilities. I could "correct" all my mistakes on my tests, and get good grades! Then I'll move on to make myself a billionaire like Bill Gates, if not more so. Then I'll...
Shit I better stop right there.
If not, just the ability to correct every stupid, idiotic, dumb thing/regret that I've done would be great too. Imagine a life without regret. Damn...
Napoleon Chynamite
03-17-2003, 02:05 PM
Originally posted by Fireblade@Mar 17 2003, 12:00 PM
I want the power of super-manipulation... the ability to change your reality to the way you want it to be. Nothing short of "GOD-LIKE" powers. I mean.... imagine the possibilities. I could "correct" all my mistakes on my tests, and get good grades! Then I'll move on to make myself a billionaire like Bill Gates, if not more so. Then I'll...
Shit I better stop right there.
If not, just the ability to correct every stupid, idiotic, dumb thing/regret that I've done would be great too. Imagine a life without regret. Damn...
I'd just skip right to the billionaire-with-harem part...who needs good grades
Hiroshi2
03-17-2003, 03:32 PM
Originally posted by FlareZz@Mar 17 2003, 01:15 PM
hmmm that would make asking someone out so much easier huh? you would never have to suffer another rejection again!!
well maybe it means that you would suffer alot of rejections, but just no public humiliation!!
My thoughts exactly, man
SunWuKong
03-17-2003, 06:12 PM
so why stop at mind reading? why not go for mind control? no rejection there! ever!
FlareZz
03-18-2003, 02:10 AM
Originally posted by FrozenPizza@Mar 17 2003, 02:05 PM
Originally posted by Fireblade@Mar 17 2003, 12:00 PM
I want the power of super-manipulation... the ability to change your reality to the way you want it to be. Nothing short of "GOD-LIKE" powers. I mean.... imagine the possibilities. I could "correct" all my mistakes on my tests, and get good grades! Then I'll move on to make myself a billionaire like Bill Gates, if not more so. Then I'll...
Shit I better stop right there.
If not, just the ability to correct every stupid, idiotic, dumb thing/regret that I've done would be great too. Imagine a life without regret. Damn...
I'd just skip right to the billionaire-with-harem part...who needs good grades
for the parents dawg for the parents
golden_buns
03-18-2003, 05:38 AM
I'd pick the ability to find a job
angelwiththesword
03-18-2003, 08:16 AM
i'd like to be ORGAZMO!!!!
i'm sure you've all seen THAT movie :D
mr. x
03-18-2003, 04:52 PM
Originally posted by angelwiththesword@Mar 18 2003, 08:16 AM
i'd like to be ORGAZMO!!!!
i'm sure you've all seen THAT movie :D
some funny jokes, but man the one thing i remember vividly was the scene with that fat...thing
I didnt watch the whole thing, and man of all the places to start...
angelwiththesword
03-18-2003, 05:29 PM
"man, if you don't believe me, then just shoot yourself in the foot or something."
*looks at ray* *looks at foot* *looks at ray*
«bzzt»spurt OH GOD!
Fireblade
03-19-2003, 10:31 AM
Originally posted by FlareZz@Mar 18 2003, 02:10 AM
Originally posted by FrozenPizza@Mar 17 2003, 02:05 PM
Originally posted by Fireblade@Mar 17 2003, 12:00 PM
I want the power of super-manipulation... the ability to change your reality to the way you want it to be. Nothing short of "GOD-LIKE" powers. I mean.... imagine the possibilities. I could "correct" all my mistakes on my tests, and get good grades! Then I'll move on to make myself a billionaire like Bill Gates, if not more so. Then I'll...
Shit I better stop right there.
If not, just the ability to correct every stupid, idiotic, dumb thing/regret that I've done would be great too. Imagine a life without regret. Damn...
I'd just skip right to the billionaire-with-harem part...who needs good grades
for the parents dawg for the parents
Well... dood, if I could have like a masters in Rocket Science and Politics and Buisness, along with the billions and the harem.. that'd rock too right? Shit, might as well have everything else while I'm at it.
*discovers how to manipulate women's clothing to come off without any physical contact*
"i'm undressing you with my eyes" :lol:
Focker
03-19-2003, 03:34 PM
Power to make everyone forget. .... what was that????
himura-dono
03-19-2003, 04:02 PM
the power to give people annuerisms. i'd like that one very much right now.
teaz0r
03-20-2003, 04:44 AM
patience.
i'd like to have patience.
and money. yeah.
both are virtues
Commando_turned_MD
03-21-2003, 04:19 PM
shoot an ice projectile
SunWuKong
12-28-2003, 10:03 AM
reviving this thread, because it's so fun. :smile:
ChinaLama
12-28-2003, 12:43 PM
reviving this thread, because it's so fun. :smile:
give us an ability then. after watching some JLA, i'd like to be like vandal savage, except w/o the dumb "if his head gets destroyed, he dies." i want TRUE immortality and super regeneration.
Sledge
12-28-2003, 01:27 PM
I'd halt my aging. Fuck people who think that eternal life is a dark curse of evil; I want to have enough time in my life to master everything I've ever wanted to do. Then I could jump off a bridge or something.
SunWuKong
12-28-2003, 02:55 PM
give us an ability then. after watching some JLA, i'd like to be like vandal savage, except w/o the dumb "if his head gets destroyed, he dies." i want TRUE immortality and super regeneration.
why regeneration? i'd just go for invulnerability. and none of that kryptonite bullshit that superman has. i'd be truly invulnerable.
Cipherous
12-28-2003, 07:31 PM
hmmm,
I'd go for telekinesis with uber mental thinking power.
I could fly, manipulate objects, even make stuff outta matter.
Nobody would be able to stop me! Not even Dubya!
golden_buns
12-28-2003, 09:38 PM
I'd pick the ability to pull money outta my ass everytime I took a plunge
sOrr1ez
12-28-2003, 10:27 PM
i want the ability to just disapear sometimes...
go to a place where no one is... just a place where it's myself. me . and i ...
where i can be happy..
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