would you rather ...

[teaz0r]

/since the other thread was requested to be locked...hmmf/


would you rather have 9 toes or 11 toes?

(answer, and start a new would you rather question)

[angelwiththesword]

11 toes. it would help me balance better

would you rather have a split lip (chapness) or a papercut?

[Saiko]

Papercut.
Would you rather get a basketball shoved up your ass, or a grape up your peehole?

[Hiroshi2]

Originally posted by Saiko@Mar 4 2003, 06:34 PM
Papercut.
Would you rather get a basketball shoved up your ass, or a grape up your peehole?
I'll take the former.

Would you rather see dad's asscrack, or mom's tits?

(Personally, I'd take the former there also.)

[pfc beansprout]

yuck...dad's crack...

would you rather be blind or be deaf (kinda pratical question..not waaaay out there)

[golden_buns]

deaf, I guess....

would like to put some lotion on my golden booty?

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Originally posted by golden_buns@Mar 4 2003, 06:13 PM
would like to put some lotion on my golden booty?
I'll take option 2

Would you rather listen to me talk for 3 hours straight or eat 4 cans of raw SPAM?

[Hiroshi2]

Originally posted by FrozenPizza@Mar 4 2003, 08:16 PM
I'll take option 2

Would you rather listen to me talk for 3 hours straight or eat 4 cans of raw SPAM?
Unless you have horrid breath, it can't be as bad as 1 can of SPAM. Eeeew, I hate that stuff.

OK, would you rather be circumcized (while conscious) or have your toenails ripped off by hand?

[Green_Circle]

Reminds me of winning a huge windfall lottery like say 180 million dollars! But then while you're vacationing in a beautiful pacific paradise a shark comes up and rips off and swallows both your legs but you live. And you're still a multi, multi millionaire. If you could, would you keep your legs and be poor? Or rich with brand new prosthetic legs?

[teaz0r]

i'd rather keep my legs and be poor.

would you rather have a quickie in the closet or on the kitchen table?

[angelwiththesword]

i would rather keep my legs and be poor

would you rather be kicked in the nuts, or stabbed in the liver?

[Adaon]

Originally posted by pipSy@Mar 4 2003, 07:07 PM
i'd rather keep my legs and be poor.

would you rather have a quickie in the closet or on the kitchen table?
kitchen table :blush:
would you rather get lynched or crucified?

[teaz0r]

crucified, stigmata style, nails n' whips n' all that good stuff.

would you rather be my bitch or be adaon's bitch?

[Green_Circle]

Your bitch. Would you rather be hot looking but can't get date or butt fugly but extremely popular with the opposite sex?

[teaz0r]

which one will get me laid? extremely popular then i suppose...

would you rather lick my dirty toe or my clean asshole?

[Adaon]

toe, mainly cuz I said I would before :P

which would you rather eat: soggy ramen or soggy pasta?

[Napoleon Chynamite]

I'd take both. I don't mind either of those.

Would you rather be butt ugly and rich or good-looking and live out of a cardboard box?

[teaz0r]

butt ugly and rich, i can buy happiness

would you rather be mario or luigi?

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Luigi! He gets to bone Princess Peach behind his bro's back without all the commitment that Mario is tied to.

Sour cream & Onion or Ranch?

[Adaon]

both

would you rather have diarrhea on your honeymoon or during your wedding?

[kangal]

during your honeymoon.....they last longer than a few hours...

would you rather lose an arm or lose a leg

[AliBabaIncorporated]

i'll lose the arm, i like getting around on my own two legs way too much.

for the ladies:
would you rather date a guy who is fat and outta shape, or skinny and weak?

[Green_Circle]

For the ladies; would you rather give a BJ for a neck breaking hour and a half or get slammed for an hour w/o lube and you're dry as a bone?

[blkazngirl]

Ouch! Let me suck you.

Would you rather eat her or finger her to estacy.

[Adaon]

Originally posted by blkazngirl@Mar 5 2003, 09:58 AM
Ouch! Let me suck you.

Would you rather eat her or finger her to estacy.
depends on the mood: If I got the energy, I'll take a "lick & a bite", other wise I'm finger fantastic :lol:

Would you rather go through grade school or high school over again?

[anne]

you guys are funny :D

Would you rather go through grade school or high school over again? .

Grade school was more fun.

Since I'm find Fear Factor interesting to say the least.... Would you rather eat live squirming maggots or live squirming roaches?

[angelwiththesword]

maggots. they are crisper

would you rather open mouth kiss an emu, or open mouth kiss an ostrich?

[kangal]

open mouth kiss both...i hear they are very sensual creatures....


would you rather have the ability to be invisible or to have superstrength

[ism]

Strength.

Would you rather be transformed into G.W. Bush or Saddam Hussein?

[deez nuts]

Be invisible.

Taste great or less filling?

[bigwong235]

taste great.

would you rather watch your parents die in front of you or your siblings?

[Elizabeth A.]

I'd rather be dead myself.


Would you rather be lonely forever or slowly bleeding to death?

[Adaon]

slowly bleed to death....forever is a long time to be alone

who'd you wanna meet first : Rick or Patrick?

[Saiko]

Patrick.
Would you rather munch on poop or eat at McDonalds?

[angelwiththesword]

mcdonalds. you'll die faster

would you rather lick a downtown street, or drink mosquito filled water?

[BeTheReds]

Lick the street, no need to swallow or anything.


Would you rather have sex with the Guinnes Book of World Record's Oldest Living (man or woman) title holder, or be shit upon by 30 pigs?

[Adaon]

Originally posted by BeTheReds@Mar 5 2003, 04:24 PM
Lick the street, no need to swallow or anything.


Would you rather have sex with the Guinnes Book of World Record's Oldest Living (man or woman) title holder, or be shit upon by 30 pigs?
shit on by the 30 pigs, saw the episode of Jackass with the Poo Cocktail....if Knoxville can live through it, so can I

Burned on the sun or frozen in space?

[BeTheReds]

Both = instant death, so I go for the frozen in space one since my remains will be floatin around.

Would you rather eat someone's severed penis while they are watching, or eat your own severed thumb?

[teaz0r]

someone's severed penis. *wink wink*

would you rather wipe poop off an old wrinkly person's butt or give an old wrinkly person a sponge bath?

[angelwiththesword]

poop

would you rather screw Rita McNeil, or Michael Jackson?

[kangal]

michael jackson, then i can sue him to keep me quiet.....

would you rather be a dog or a cat....

[tvbdude]

dog

would u rather dead or alive?

[Adaon]

depends on what I just did, whether I want to live with the consequences or not :ph34r:

simple vegas wedding or extavagant wedding in an exotic location?

[purezero]

Extravagant wedding in an exotic location. :luv:

... "make whoopie" with Bette Midler or Barbara Streisand?

[AznYam]

Barbara Streisand
who would you do? your dream girl or pipsy?

[teaz0r]

my dream girl, and well me =)

would you rather eat popcorn or coconuts for the rest of your life?

[537]

Popcorn.

Would you rather get paid a lot and have a shitty boss, or get paid peanuts and have a great boss?

[Adaon]

been through both, I'd get the shitty boss canned and replaced by the good boss.

Eat which: chicken feet or pig feet?

[VV o n g B a]

chicken

which body part to lose: eye or 3 fingers?

[angelwiththesword]

eye, aye.

would you rather chew on a dirty spit sucker that you see at the dentists' office, or a dirty animal dildo?

[Adaon]

fingers, I like being able to see things completely with both eyes

Argument between best friend and significant other: side with which in the end, if both sides are being stupid Best friend or Significant other?

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Side with significant other if you want sex that night. You can always buy off ur buddy's forgiveness with alcohol.

Would you rather spend a day at the mall with Kim Pyong Il or Saddam Hussein?

[Adaon]

Saddam Hussein: It'd be more like 5 minutes, to get him arrested and then get an 8 ball tattooed on his ass before shipping him off to San Quentin.


Either get stuck being an elderly person forever or a baby/toddler forever?

[Napoleon Chynamite]

baby/toddler, it'll grow up someday right? Plus you can pick up women that way too.

Spend whole day in a locked room with Britney Spears on full blast or Kenny G (at least you can get some sleep in this case)?

[kangal]

britney? is that even a question.....i'm a slave.....for you???

would you rather have testicular cancer or breast cancer

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Originally posted by kangal@Mar 6 2003, 01:05 PM
britney? is that even a question.....i'm a slave.....for you???

would you rather have testicular cancer or breast cancer
Sorry haven't heard her newer stuff, I'm more of an 'old-school' Britney fan, before she went from slut to supermegaslut.

[Saiko]

I'd rather have testicular cancer because I can't. Which is good.
Would you rather lick a stanky armpit or stanky feet?

[kangal]

stanky armpit...only thing there is sweat...god knows where stanky feets have been

would you rather be batman or robin

[VV o n g B a]

batman... who wants to be a sidekick?

would u rather eat toe jam or toenail?

[Saiko]

Toenail. Mine, to be exact.
Would you rather get assraped by Ron Jeremy or a cowdog?

[angelwiththesword]

cowdog. MOOOOF!!!!

would you rather go to a proctologist or a gynecologist?

[Napoleon Chynamite]

What's a proctologist? No way gynecology can be that bad...

United States or Canada

[Elizabeth A.]

Canada.



Waffles or Pancakes?

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Waffles, you can fit more syrup and whipped cream inside those cool little squares =)

For all the guys and open-minded girls: Cute or sexy

For all the girls and open-minded guys: Barrel-chested masculine or femmeboy

[Saiko]

Girls: Sexy
Guys: Masculine

Would you rather roll around in diseased saliva or roll around in feces?

[purezero]

Umm... if other people can do it, then I can roll around in poo, too. :gross:

... listen to Michelle Branch or Vanessa Carlton?

[applehead]

vanessa carlton. she has a better voice, i think.


.... love or be loved?

[himura-dono]

Originally posted by applehead@Mar 6 2003, 05:51 PM
vanessa carlton. she has a better voice, i think.


.... love or be loved?
love.

would you rather see meena eat meat or watch pipsy eat a carrot?

[angelwiththesword]

i'd watch pipsy eat a carrot

would you rather get Ebola or HIV?

[Elizabeth A.]

HIV. You can live for some time with that, but not with Ebola.


Burial or cremation?

[Adaon]

cremation, then spread me over the ocean so i can pollute more people's foods :lol: :blink:

Armwrestling each other, who'd win, CSB or MK?

[ChinaLama]

Originally posted by Adaon@Mar 7 2003, 03:50 AM
cremation, then spread me over the ocean so i can pollute more people's foods :lol: :blink:

Armwrestling each other, who'd win, CSB or MK?
CSB.

trash talk and gloat or be sportsmanlike when you're winning a game?

[angelwiththesword]

gloat. it's more fun

watch rita mcneil do a striptease or watch natasha henstridge put her clothes back on?

[Adaon]

-sighs- watch natasha put the clothes back on

If you HAD to choose between being Piglet and Pooh, or else you'd never exist, which would you choose? (you have to choose cuz if you don't exist you don't get to choose :P)

[BeTheReds]

Don't know who either of them are, but I am guessing that rita mcniel is ugly, and hensridge is hot. So I'd rather see the hot girl put on her clothes than an ugly girl taking them off.

Would you rather waste more space on ABs harddrive or close this thread?

[Saiko]

FINE. And stuff.