Is anyone coming to see me Thursday night?

[Korean Hunk]

At the New York Comedy Club. I have to get ready for my audition for Showtime at the Apollo. I do my Black and Korean humor.

[himura-dono]

hmm... after your wonderful show you did today at the yw imporv? uh...no...

and it's nice to see you cater to your audience......i hope it's not tales of roscoe's and a jar of kim chee kind of humor...

[himura-dono]

hmm...that was an attack....bad me. my apologies for me being unable to control my attitude.

[Korean Hunk]

Nope, It's all cutting edge. Looks and cutting edge humor, that's me in a nutshell.

[Korean Hunk]

Originally posted by himura-dono@Feb 25 2003, 11:52 AM
hmm...that was an attack....bad me. my apologies for me being unable to control my attitude.
You guys are way too touchy. That's not an attack. I have been on boards that were 10000000% worse.

[Korean Hunk]

Originally posted by himura-dono@Feb 25 2003, 11:52 AM
hmm...that was an attack....bad me. my apologies for me being unable to control my attitude.
You guys are way too touchy. That's not an attack. I have been on boards that were 10000000% worse.

[teaz0r]

thus far i have only laughed at your post
and have yet to laugh with you

i'd rather be a yaffa cafe on stmarx

[Korean Hunk]

Originally posted by pipSy@Feb 25 2003, 11:58 AM
thus far i have only laughed at your post
and have yet to laugh with you

i'd rather be a yaffa cafe on stmarx
Pipsy, so is that a yes?

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Originally posted by Korean Hunk@Feb 25 2003, 11:53 AM
You guys are way too touchy. That's not an attack. I have been on boards that were 10000000% worse.
Yolk is only 500 times worse. Yolk is the worst. Don't exaggerate.

[applehead]

mr. korean hunk (*barf*)
do you have relatives in california?
perhaps a vietnamese hunk (*barf*)
he's in med school.
but was also in the army.

you remind me of him...
very weird...

[amietron]

Can you humor a girl into sleeping with you?

[himura-dono]

Originally posted by amietron@Feb 25 2003, 12:16 PM
Can you humor a girl into sleeping with you?
with his style of humor? maybe the hot blonde caucasians he "dates" (hires)

[Korean Hunk]

Originally posted by himura-dono@Feb 25 2003, 01:00 PM
with his style of humor? maybe the hot blonde caucasians he "dates" (hires)
Nope, I don't date them anymore, I just have sex with them. and if I have a GF, I have enough respect for her to not tell her, I'm cheating on her.

[teaz0r]

Originally posted by Korean Hunk@Feb 26 2003, 03:00 AM
Originally posted by pipSy@Feb 25 2003, 11:58 AM
thus far i have only laughed at your post
and have yet to laugh with you

i'd rather be a yaffa cafe on stmarx
Pipsy, so is that a yes?
mm no.

=) i'll be out with my white boyfriend, he wants chinese dessert!
yummy fortune cookies!

[himura-dono]

hey pips...you got a better shot as a comedienne than he does.

[Korean Hunk]

So who wants to hear a taste of my humor?

[blkazngirl]

OK mister funny man, make me laugh! Then I might show some support and come out to the show.

[himura-dono]

we've heard enough...stop trying..please :)

i asked nicely.

[Korean Hunk]

All right Bla:

I really like the internet except for the Spam.

REcently I got the one that said:

"See hot Asian college girls alone in their dorm rooms only $100 a month."

So I signed up but it was a scam. Because they are alone in their dorm rooms but they're always Studying!

[amietron]

Originally posted by Korean Hunk@Feb 25 2003, 01:15 PM
So who wants to hear a taste of my humor?
what flavor is it? if it tastes like ass, i don't want any.

[Korean Hunk]

You see where Justin left N sync?

In terms of music history, that's similar to when the Construction Worker left the Village People

The Village People try to replace him with a Sanitation worker but it didn't work out.

N Sync is going to replace Justin with another ugly pretty boy but that's not going to work either.

And what's this about Justin being the Next Michael Jackson?

Besides both being white, Unless Justin sleeps with little boys there's no comparison.

[Korean Hunk]

Now that's choice humor!

[Korean Hunk]

Cutting edge!

[teaz0r]

Originally posted by Korean Hunk@Feb 26 2003, 04:22 AM
You see where Justin left N sync?

In terms of music history, that's similar to when the Construction Worker left the Village People

The Village People try to replace him with a Sanitation worker but it didn't work out.

N Sync is going to replace Justin with another ugly pretty boy but that's not going to work either.

And what's this about Justin being the Next Michael Jackson?

Besides both being white, Unless Justin sleeps with little boys there's no comparison.
i don't get it.

[Korean Hunk]

Originally posted by pipSy@Feb 25 2003, 01:37 PM
Originally posted by Korean Hunk@Feb 26 2003, 04:22 AM
You see where Justin left N sync?

In terms of music history, that's similar to when the Construction Worker left the Village People

The Village People try to replace him with a Sanitation worker but it didn't work out.

N Sync is going to replace Justin with another ugly pretty boy but that's not going to work either.

And what's this about Justin being the Next Michael Jackson?

Besides both being white, Unless Justin sleeps with little boys there's no comparison.
i don't get it.
I can tell were gonna have problems here. That was a simple very simple joke. Wait til I do my North Korean humor you are going to need a translator

[teaz0r]

i still don't get it -_-

[bigwong235]

very cutting edge. i'm in stitches.

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Originally posted by Korean Hunk@Feb 25 2003, 01:51 PM
Wait til I do my North Korean humor you are going to need a translator
Translators now would do fine also :) :P

[ChinaLama]

See, KH, if you had started off on posting, say in your intro thread, w/ some jokes, maybe ppl would laugh. But I think ppl have gotten so used to making fun of you cuz of the spamming that even when you throw out jokes, it's sort of in a negative context so you can't win. :(

[ism]

It's all in the delivery.

Minimum $10 order.

[yoMAMA]

If I ever goes to NY, I might say a holla.

But still without a doubt, I'm da sexiest sex symbol of YW, bar none. :lol:

[himura-dono]

korean hunk...we have this thing called an edit button...i believe on yw it's active for about 20 minutes... you see how you had three posts in the same thread within 2 minutes? and responses to yourself? ok, use the edit button. you get no super duper priveledge by spamming to 100. or even 150. you get squat until 1000.

so, for your own sake and to maybe rid yourself of your spammer status in everyone's mind...use the edit function.

[angel nympho]

I'll be there, Korean Hunk. You'll recognize me. I'll be holding the sharp, pointy objects that'll keep hitting you in the balls.

[AltimaGTR]

KH, you're not headin down to Houston anytime soon, are ya?

[moschikat]

:blink:
comedic tragedy?
or
comedy of errors? :lol:

[amietron]

Originally posted by yoMAMA@Feb 25 2003, 05:08 PM
But still without a doubt, I'm da sexiest sex symbol of YW, bar none. :lol:
the beaver is not a sexy symbol!

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Originally posted by amietron@Feb 25 2003, 08:21 PM
the beaver is not a sexy symbol!
I think beavers are extremely sexy.

[teaz0r]

beavers and pussy cats go hand in hand?
feline-esque?

[kangal]

Originally posted by amietron@Feb 25 2003, 10:21 PM
the beaver is not a sexy symbol!
i do believe that avatar is a "golden gopher"....no doubt that is sexier then a bronze beaver or silver...ummm....uhhh.....sable?

[mr. x]

i wonder if this KH guy is the same guy i remember from The Weakest Link. The old asian dude who was dissing everybody

[Korean Hunk]

Originally posted by AltimaGTR@Feb 25 2003, 07:25 PM
KH, you're not headin down to Houston anytime soon, are ya?
I'm playing A & M in April I don't know how far that is from Houston.

[Korean Hunk]

Originally posted by mr. x@Feb 25 2003, 10:41 PM
i wonder if this KH guy is the same guy i remember from The Weakest Link. The old asian dude who was dissing everybody
Old guy from Weakest Link. FYI, I'm 58 years old. I remember the good old days with Mr. Miyagi.

Damn whippersnappers. REspect your elders.

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Originally posted by Korean Hunk@Feb 26 2003, 01:10 PM
Old guy from Weakest Link. FYI, I'm 58 years old. I remember the good old days with Mr. Miyagi.

Damn whippersnappers. REspect your elders.
Miyagi is dirty! Dirty I say!! :P

[Korean Hunk]

Originally posted by angel nympho@Feb 25 2003, 07:13 PM
I'll be there, Korean Hunk. You'll recognize me. I'll be holding the sharp, pointy objects that'll keep hitting you in the balls.
I guess you are into the kinky stuff. Count me out. No ball action until the second date!

[teaz0r]

Originally posted by Korean Hunk@Feb 27 2003, 04:24 AM
I guess you are into the kinky stuff. Count me out. No ball action until the second date!
Is that a statement? Or another attempt to make a joke?

[himura-dono]

pips, change ur title to "ball buster extrodinaire"

[teaz0r]

Originally posted by himura-dono@Feb 27 2003, 06:17 AM
pips, change ur title to "ball buster extrodinaire"
so i can bust yours? :o what would cindy say?!!!

squirrels busts nuts.

[himura-dono]

:P

[mr. x]

Originally posted by Korean Hunk@Feb 26 2003, 01:10 PM
Old guy from Weakest Link. FYI, I'm 58 years old. I remember the good old days with Mr. Miyagi.

Damn whippersnappers. REspect your elders.
wait so that was you?!?

that woogie guy?

[Korean Hunk]

BTW, is anyone coming to take pics of my aura for this site?

[AltimaGTR]

Originally posted by Korean Hunk@Feb 26 2003, 09:16 PM
BTW, is anyone coming to take pics of my aura for this site?
What the heck is that? a pic of your Aura?! :confused:

[Korean Hunk]

Originally posted by AltimaGTR@Feb 26 2003, 10:51 PM
What the heck is that? a pic of your Aura?! :confused:
Apparently you don't know the legend that is I. But when you see me perform, you will be! Testify!

[himura-dono]

i can't believe i'm gonna do this :(

*yawn*

[pfc beansprout]

Originally posted by himura-dono@Feb 27 2003, 02:58 PM
i can't believe i'm gonna do this :(

*yawn*
*yawn* too.....looks like we've found a cure for insomnia........

[Korean Hunk]

Originally posted by pfc beansprout@Feb 27 2003, 01:29 PM
Originally posted by himura-dono@Feb 27 2003, 02:58 PM
i can't believe i'm gonna do this :(

*yawn*
*yawn* too.....looks like we've found a cure for insomnia........
"Yawn" I guess scientists are right, it is contagious.

[deez nuts]

I would've came but you threatened to kick my ass.

[teaz0r]

Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Feb 28 2003, 10:24 PM
I would've came but you threatened to kick my ass.
if you were with me, i'd make sure you come. :dance:


...all over me.

[Korean Hunk]

By the way, I went late to the Club(due to the baskeball pick up games), and the guy who runs the comedy club made me wait til the bitter end as punishment.

I saw a few Asians but they were apparently not from this group.

Me thinks Pipsy has a major crush on CSB bordering on an obsession.

BTW, CSB I never said I would kick your ass. I said I could kick your ass. I guess what they say about pretty boys about them not being too sharp is pretty accurate in your case. LOL.

Cheers

KB aka devastatingly handsome yet intelligent

[537]

errr.

Watch what you say to the doc! He'll like...deviate your septum or some shit!

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by Korean Hunk@Feb 28 2003, 11:15 AM


BTW, CSB I never said I would kick your ass. I said I could kick your ass. I guess what they say about pretty boys about them not being too sharp is pretty accurate in your case. LOL.


Talk is cheap.

It depends will you be bringing your boy band member friends?

Yes. I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed. I guess dumb as a rock will apply in your case then, right? Considering you claim that you're the prettiest of us all.

I know you're talking junk and clowining, but I thought I'd play along too. Unless you wanna play by yourself? And stop being so nit picky. It's all fun and games.

[Korean Hunk]

Originally posted by 537@Feb 28 2003, 08:21 AM
errr.

Watch what you say to the doc! He'll like...deviate your septum or some shit!
Is CSB a doc?

What's up doc?

I'm confused I thought CSB was like 17 from his pic and unless that is his high school pic how could he have graduated from med school, done his residency and be a doc now?

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by Korean Hunk@Feb 28 2003, 12:13 PM
Originally posted by 537@Feb 28 2003, 08:21 AM
errr.  

Watch what you say to the doc!  He'll like...deviate your septum or some shit!
Is CSB a doc?

What's up doc?

I'm confused I thought CSB was like 17 from his pic and unless that is his high school pic how could he have graduated from med school, done his residency and be a doc now?
What can I say. I'm a child prodigy.

[Korean Hunk]

So what is your speciality?

[mr. x]

so was that you or not? the weakest link i mean

[Korean Hunk]

Originally posted by mr. x@Feb 28 2003, 09:51 PM
so was that you or not? the weakest link i mean
Let me ask you. Are you Malcolm X or not?

[kitty]

:confused: :confused:

This thread confuses me... so no one went to see KH?

And KH... your humor, I'm sorry... I don't find it funny. Kinda simplistic... I really hope it's better with delivery.

[teaz0r]

Originally posted by kittygirl@Mar 4 2003, 01:28 AM
:confused: :confused:

This thread confuses me... so no one went to see KH?

And KH... your humor, I'm sorry... I don't find it funny. Kinda simplistic... I really hope it's better with delivery.
:luv: :luv: :luv:

[teaz0r]

Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Mar 1 2003, 12:26 AM
Originally posted by Korean Hunk@Feb 28 2003, 12:13 PM
Originally posted by 537@Feb 28 2003, 08:21 AM
errr.

Watch what you say to the doc! He'll like...deviate your septum or some shit!
Is CSB a doc?

What's up doc?

I'm confused I thought CSB was like 17 from his pic and unless that is his high school pic how could he have graduated from med school, done his residency and be a doc now?
What can I say. I'm a child prodigy.
doogie howser md

[Fireblade]

Originally posted by kittygirl@Mar 3 2003, 10:28 AM
:confused: :confused:

This thread confuses me... so no one went to see KH?

And KH... your humor, I'm sorry... I don't find it funny. Kinda simplistic... I really hope it's better with delivery.
i agree. let's see a show of hands! :lol:

[kitty]

but, if you're ever at Cornell University, i'll be sure to go.

[Korean Hunk]

Originally posted by kittygirl@Mar 3 2003, 10:28 AM
:confused: :confused:

This thread confuses me... so no one went to see KH?

And KH... your humor, I'm sorry... I don't find it funny. Kinda simplistic... I really hope it's better with delivery.
You have to take into account my devastating good looks combined with my wit.

Similar to NSync in that they aren't the greatest singers but girls love them because they are good looking guys.

[mr. x]

Originally posted by Korean Hunk@Mar 3 2003, 07:05 AM
Let me ask you. Are you Malcolm X or not?
well you implied it was in fact you on The Weakest Link...so was it? and no im not malcolm x

i mean for a comedian, you seem to have a lot of err secrecy about you. (cept your ego of course)

[mr. x]

i mean, you dont provide a personal website or pics of yourself so we can see just how handsome you are

i bet your a white dude trying to shamelessly self-promote himself in every conceivable forum...

[Korean Hunk]

Originally posted by mr. x@Mar 3 2003, 10:29 PM
i mean, you dont provide a personal website or pics of yourself so we can see just how handsome you are

i bet your a white dude trying to shamelessly self-promote himself in every conceivable forum...
That was a low blow Mr. X. Coming from someone who names himself after soft core porn films. Why don't you name yourself Mr. XXX?

I am not white. i am an Asian go there.

I just hope u r who you say.

I think you are Gary Coleman.

[Korean Hunk]

Originally posted by mr. x@Mar 3 2003, 10:29 PM
i mean, you dont provide a personal website or pics of yourself so we can see just how handsome you are


Are you coming on to me?

[kitty]

Originally posted by Korean Hunk@Mar 4 2003, 02:42 PM
Originally posted by mr. x@Mar 3 2003, 10:29 PM
i mean, you dont provide a personal website or pics of yourself so we can see just how handsome you are

i bet your a white dude trying to shamelessly self-promote himself in every conceivable forum...
That was a low blow Mr. X. Coming from someone who names himself after soft core porn films. Why don't you name yourself Mr. XXX?

I am not white. i am an Asian go there.

I just hope u r who you say.

I think you are Gary Coleman.
Yeah, KH, where's the website? Let's get some proof, here.

[Korean Hunk]

Originally posted by kittygirl@Mar 4 2003, 09:59 AM
Originally posted by Korean Hunk@Mar 4 2003, 02:42 PM
Originally posted by mr. x@Mar 3 2003, 10:29 PM
i mean, you dont provide a personal website or pics of yourself so we can see just how handsome you are

i bet your a white dude trying to shamelessly self-promote himself in every conceivable forum...
That was a low blow Mr. X. Coming from someone who names himself after soft core porn films. Why don't you name yourself Mr. XXX?

I am not white. i am an Asian go there.

I just hope u r who you say.

I think you are Gary Coleman.
Yeah, KH, where's the website? Let's get some proof, here.
Jshin.com will be mine as soon as I can confirm that there are no squatting issues.

[kitty]

Do you have any ftp servers? any space? email? look, if you have a relatively small file, I'll host it to let people see it. This isn't a problem of wanting to see a super cool website, this is curiosity of your standup. IM me and I'll host your stuff on my website and make it available to YW.

[Korean Hunk]

Originally posted by kittygirl@Mar 4 2003, 12:58 PM
Do you have any ftp servers? any space? email? look, if you have a relatively small file, I'll host it to let people see it. This isn't a problem of wanting to see a super cool website, this is curiosity of your standup. IM me and I'll host your stuff on my website and make it available to YW.
How ironic. I just bought jshin.com through yahoo (it will have the under construction sign in about 48 hours)

What do you want me to pm you with?

What info. I am not computer literate (which strengthens your case that I am not Asian)

[kitty]

I never said you weren't Asian...

I just said that if you were looking for space to store a file of your demo tape, I'll host it for you until you can find a permanent place. A lot of YW people are interested in seeing your act....

[mr. x]

thank KH!

finally, we'll see if you are what you say you are

im sure you are asian, but a comedian is a different story...

[ellsworth81]

just use asian avenue for pics

[Korean Hunk]

Originally posted by mr. x@Mar 4 2003, 02:36 PM
thank KH!

finally, we'll see if you are what you say you are

im sure you are asian, but a comedian is a different story...
But the more important question is whether you are Asian or a white guy looking for Asian ass!

Only time will tell.

Hey KG, do I have to send you a tape of my performance for you to upload?

[kitty]

Do you have it in digital format? And how large is it?

[Korean Hunk]

Originally posted by kittygirl@Mar 5 2003, 06:57 AM
Do you have it in digital format? And how large is it?
I only have a VHS tape of it.

[kitty]

*bonks head*.....

do you have access to a digital video recorder? Like a vcr that is attached to a computer so you can turn it into something that can be sent over the computer? I think places like Blacks (photography place) can help you out.

[Korean Hunk]

Originally posted by kittygirl@Mar 5 2003, 11:18 AM
*bonks head*.....

do you have access to a digital video recorder? Like a vcr that is attached to a computer so you can turn it into something that can be sent over the computer? I think places like Blacks (photography place) can help you out.
I have never tried that. That would also be great when I want to exchange nudie pix with the white girls on line. Good idea.

My cousin is a techie I will ask him how this is all done.

Thanks for your help.

[Ogumo]

Are you even trying to be funny at all? Is being so unfunny you act? Is that what its about?? If you are a comedian you must be more funny then what you have shown us...

[mr. x]

thank u ogumo for raising the dead

[kimpossible]

Ogumo> This is an old thread. You might run into him at MM but not here.