I declare myself the sexiest man on Yellowworld

[Korean Hunk]

Having seen some of the guys on here, I can safely say,

I am the hottest guy here. Aiiight! The hoochies and the mamas iin agreement say hell yeah!

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Originally posted by Korean Hunk@Feb 25 2003, 11:46 AM
Having seen some of the guys on here, I can safely say,

I am the hottest guy here. Aiiight! The hoochies and the mamas iin agreement say hell yeah!
ROFL you give Army Commando a run for his money in the think-he's-the-shit department. Anybody with no six-pack is just a flabby hater.

[himura-dono]

...so says the guy with no pics

[pfc beansprout]

wow..the jokes continue.............

[Korean Hunk]

Who the heck is Army Commando? Does he have Wash board Abs like I do?
The chiseled features. The larger than normal Asian eyes? The wavy boy band like hair?

Didn't think so, FP. One down, who's next?

[Korean Hunk]

Originally posted by himura-dono@Feb 25 2003, 11:49 AM
...so says the guy with no pics
U can see my sexiness this Thursday night at NY Comedy Club.

Unless you are a guy. Then no, don't come see me.

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Originally posted by Korean Hunk@Feb 25 2003, 11:49 AM
Who the heck is Army Commando? Does he have Wash board Abs like I do?
The chiseled features. The larger than normal Asian eyes? The wavy boy band like hair?

Didn't think so, FP. One down, who's next?
I have large eyes and I think they are butt ugly.
You have no washboard abs.
Don't bring that YOLK shit in here...LOL :lol:
And you make Army Commando sound hella smart.

[Korean Hunk]

Originally posted by FrozenPizza@Feb 25 2003, 11:52 AM
Originally posted by Korean Hunk@Feb 25 2003, 11:49 AM
Who the heck is Army Commando? Does he have Wash board Abs like I do?
The chiseled features. The larger than normal Asian eyes? The wavy boy band like hair?

Didn't think so, FP. One down, who's next?
I have large eyes and I think they are butt ugly.
You have no washboard abs.
Don't bring that YOLK shit in here...LOL :lol:
And you make Army Commando sound hella smart.
We're not talking about you. This is about me, you are admitting you are not a hottie.

Me, I'm sizzling!

[Napoleon Chynamite]

No, because you have big eyes like me, therefore you are butt ugly.

P.S. I've never heard guys refer to themselves as 'hotties'. That's kinda fudgepacking, isn't it?

[amietron]

Don't declare yourself anything if you don't have any proof to back up your word. Pictures?

[teaz0r]

<_< are you like advertising your show or sumthin?

[537]

This reminds me of SNL's Stuart Smalley.

KH, do you sit in front of the mirror and go through Self-Affirmation? Because gosh-darnit, people like you.

[amietron]

Originally posted by pipSy@Feb 25 2003, 12:03 PM
<_< are you like advertising your show or sumthin?
he's trying. not doing very well. he doesn't even have a site. if he wants to make it big, he should at least have a freaking website. my 2 cents.

[himura-dono]

EUNUCH! EUNUCH! EUNUCH!

damn...i don't have the power to do it, do you? :D

[Korean Hunk]

Originally posted by amietron@Feb 25 2003, 12:01 PM
Don't declare yourself anything if you don't have any proof to back up your word. Pictures?
I don't have pics because if I posted them, guys would nit pick anyway...

See me in person (plug plug)

Hotties are hotties are hotties, male female or whatever.

469-I have no idea what you mean by Stuart Little, it makes no sense. But thanks for playing.

[Napoleon Chynamite]

I don't nitpick over guy pics, it's just kinda not my thing. Personally I think all guys are ugly except the ones that look like girls and powder their face.

[amietron]

Originally posted by Korean Hunk@Feb 25 2003, 12:07 PM
I don't have pics because if I posted them, guys would nit pick anyway...
That's a bullshit answer. If that's how it really is, you should PM a link to your picture to all of the girls. Or at least all interested female parties. Strut your stuff. We wanna see.

[himura-dono]

don't encourage him ames...ugh.

[537]

Originally posted by Korean Hunk@Feb 25 2003, 12:07 PM
I don't have pics because if I posted them, guys would nit pick anyway...

See me in person (plug plug)

Hotties are hotties are hotties, male female or whatever.

469-I have no idea what you mean by Stuart Little, it makes no sense. But thanks for playing.
469? Is that supposed to be a funny? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...no.

N. Korean_Chunk. Now that's a funny.

[amietron]

Originally posted by himura-dono@Feb 25 2003, 12:11 PM
don't encourage him ames...ugh.
I wanna see his picture. He declared himself the sexiest man on YW. Gimme a break. I like eye candy, too. Prove yourself.

[537]

When all is said and done, this guy's just a joker. I must admit, the stuff he says is pretty funny (although not in the comedic sense in which he is so determined to exhume).


My applause goes out to you sir. I wouldn't go see you perform, though. Do you ever get the feeling people laugh at your jokes because they feel obligated to in a comedy-club environment?

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Originally posted by amietron@Feb 25 2003, 12:14 PM
I wanna see his picture. He declared himself the sexiest man on YW. Gimme a break. I like eye candy, too. Prove yourself.
No, ArmyCommando is the sexiest man on YW haha. Don't take the title away from someone with ahem...more credibility :lol: :lol:

[himura-dono]

Originally posted by 537@Feb 25 2003, 12:19 PM


My applause goes out to you sir. I wouldn't go see you perform, though. Do you ever get the feeling people laugh at your jokes because they feel obligated to in a comedy-club environment?
he claim's black audiences say "more! more!"

so, like i said in your college thread bub, here's a quarter...pay-phone's outside.

[teaz0r]

but you're short. 5'6 and skinny 138lbs?
no way can you be the sexiest man.

[amietron]

Originally posted by himura-dono@Feb 25 2003, 12:23 PM
so, like i said in your college thread bub, here's a quarter...pay-phone's outside.
local calls on a pay phone = 35 cents!
1 quarter + 1 dime
1 quarter + 2 nickels
3 dimes + 1 nickel
2 dimes + 3 nickels
1 dime + 5 nickels
7 nickels

[Korean Hunk]

This is the angriest bunch of people I've ever run into.

And what does it matter. Looks are so frivolous in the scheme of things. People are starving in N. Korea, Justin left N Sync, We're going to war with Iraq. That should take precedence over my looks.

[yoMAMA]

How can you be the sexiest man on yw when I am? :lol:

[teaz0r]

Originally posted by amietron@Feb 26 2003, 03:27 AM
local calls on a pay phone = 35 cents!
1 quarter + 1 dime
1 quarter + 2 nickels
3 dimes + 1 nickel
2 dimes + 3 nickels
1 dime + 5 nickels
7 nickels
babydoll =)

/gives you mathematician certificate/

you are additionazing!! :luv:

[amietron]

Originally posted by Korean Hunk@Feb 25 2003, 12:28 PM
This is the angriest bunch of people I've ever run into.

And what does it matter. Looks are so frivolous in the scheme of things.
1. I am not an angry person.
2. If you have no proof for your claim, stop tooting your own horn.

[Korean Hunk]

Originally posted by pipSy@Feb 25 2003, 12:26 PM
but you're short. 5'6 and skinny 138lbs?
no way can you be the sexiest man.
Tom Cruise is around is around the same height as I am and he's considered a hunk. So there.

[amietron]

Originally posted by yoMAMA@Feb 25 2003, 12:30 PM
How can you be the sexiest man on yw when I am? :lol:
No picture, no title. Period!

[yoMAMA]

Originally posted by Korean Hunk@Feb 25 2003, 12:32 PM
Originally posted by pipSy@Feb 25 2003, 12:26 PM
but you're short. 5'6 and skinny 138lbs?
no way can you be the sexiest man.
Tom Cruise is around is around the same height as I am and he's considered a hunk. So there.
Tom Cruise was a honk back in the 80s, especially in TOP GUNS. Man he looked cool on that bike with that instructor chick.

However, now he is a short, old man. :P

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Originally posted by Korean Hunk@Feb 25 2003, 12:28 PM
This is the angriest bunch of people I've ever run into.
I think u fit better in with the happygolucky people at Yolk :lol:

[yoMAMA]

Originally posted by amietron@Feb 25 2003, 12:33 PM
No picture, no title. Period!
I'll show you some pictures.....I'm getting digital camera soon :dance:

[himura-dono]

Originally posted by FrozenPizza@Feb 25 2003, 12:33 PM
I think u fit better in with the happygolucky people at Yolk :lol:
ROFLMFAO! :D

mad props for that one, bro!

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by 537@Feb 25 2003, 03:14 PM
Originally posted by Korean Hunk@Feb 25 2003, 12:07 PM
I don't have pics because if I posted them, guys would nit pick anyway...

See me in person (plug plug)

Hotties are hotties are hotties, male female or whatever.

469-I have no idea what you mean by Stuart Little, it makes no sense. But thanks for playing.
469? Is that supposed to be a funny? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...no.

N. Korean_Chunk. Now that's a funny.
Hahahahaha...

My bad...

[teaz0r]

Originally posted by Korean Hunk@Feb 26 2003, 03:32 AM
Originally posted by pipSy@Feb 25 2003, 12:26 PM
but you're short. 5'6 and skinny 138lbs?
no way can you be the sexiest man.
Tom Cruise is around is around the same height as I am and he's considered a hunk. So there.
so is weird al yankovic =)

[Napoleon Chynamite]

And what does it matter. Looks are so frivolous in the scheme of things. People are starving in N. Korea, Justin left N Sync, We're going to war with Iraq. That should take precedence over my looks.

Ya we don't give a shit about these other issues which is why we already had like thread after thread relating to NKorea and Iraq (no comment regarding Justin even tho man he is hot rofl) before you sprayed this verbal diarrhea upon the rant forum :rolleyes: :D

[Korean Hunk]

Originally posted by 537@Feb 25 2003, 12:19 PM
Do you ever get the feeling people laugh at your jokes because they feel obligated to in a comedy-club environment?
Au Contraire my numbered friend.

Plenty of comedians get the cricket sound when they perform at comedy clubs.

I on the other hand haven't had a bad set in two months.

I am the epitome of comedy. Exhume that!

[amietron]

korean hunk, will you send me a t-shirt with your picture on it? PLEASE? maybe multiple pairs? i'll wear one wherever i go.

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Exhume? What's that mean. I'm not one of them smart Asians.

[Korean Hunk]

Fp's avatar gives me the creeps

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Originally posted by Korean Hunk@Feb 25 2003, 12:42 PM
Fp's avatar gives me the creeps
I'd be worried if it didn't :P

[himura-dono]

well, now that we know norm macdonald checking you out would give you the creeps....*changes avatar*

[Korean Hunk]

Originally posted by amietron@Feb 25 2003, 12:38 PM
korean hunk, will you send me a t-shirt with your picture on it? PLEASE? maybe multiple pairs? i'll wear one wherever i go.
I don't you want girls attacking you to rip the shirt off your back. So for you safety I will not send you a shirt.

FP, Norm MacDonald is a has been. I on the other hand am the future of comedy. So I advise you to put my avatar in place of Norm ASAP.

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Originally posted by Korean Hunk@Feb 25 2003, 12:47 PM
I don't you want girls attacking you to rip the shirt off your back. So for you safety I will not send you a shirt.

FP, Norm MacDonald is a has been. I on the other hand am the future of comedy. So I advise you to put my avatar in place of Norm ASAP.
Norm Macdonald is the shit. He's not a has-been because he was never big due to severe underrating of his talents. Norm power, heil Norm.

[teaz0r]

i totally think norm macdonald is hot.
like in old SNL? yeah man.

[yoMAMA]

Yeah, Norm rules.

1000 times better than that lame ass idiot now hosting weekend updates.

[Korean Hunk]

FP, Norm was only good at Weekend Update and nothing else.
He's Carrot top without the props.

[yoMAMA]

No, you are wrong.

Remember Bob Dole holding a pencil?

That was the riot! :D :lol:

[himura-dono]

Originally posted by Korean Hunk@Feb 25 2003, 12:50 PM
FP, Norm was only good at Weekend Update and nothing else.
He's Carrot top without the props.
i fail to see what you're good at yet.

[Korean Hunk]

Originally posted by himura-dono@Feb 25 2003, 12:54 PM
Originally posted by Korean Hunk@Feb 25 2003, 12:50 PM
FP, Norm was only good at Weekend Update and nothing else.
He's Carrot top without the props.
i fail to see what you're good at yet.
Looks, laughter, intelligence, sensitivity, gang bangs, etc. that's what i good at!

[teaz0r]

Originally posted by Korean Hunk@Feb 26 2003, 03:50 AM
FP, Norm was only good at Weekend Update and nothing else.
He's Carrot top without the props.
he's white. i'm an asian female. therefore i like him.
he can prop himself up against my face anytime.

[amietron]

Originally posted by Korean Hunk@Feb 25 2003, 12:56 PM
Originally posted by himura-dono@Feb 25 2003, 12:54 PM
Originally posted by Korean Hunk@Feb 25 2003, 12:50 PM
FP, Norm was only good at Weekend Update and nothing else.
He's Carrot top without the props.
i fail to see what you're good at yet.
Looks, laughter, intelligence, sensitivity, gang bangs, etc. that's what i good at!
as far as i'm concerned, you're a nobody. i have no reason to believe otherwise. you have no face. no picture. you talk big but have nothing to back it up. no credibility with me.

[Korean Hunk]

Originally posted by amietron@Feb 25 2003, 01:00 PM
Originally posted by Korean Hunk@Feb 25 2003, 12:56 PM
Originally posted by himura-dono@Feb 25 2003, 12:54 PM
Originally posted by Korean Hunk@Feb 25 2003, 12:50 PM
FP, Norm was only good at Weekend Update and nothing else.
He's Carrot top without the props.
i fail to see what you're good at yet.
Looks, laughter, intelligence, sensitivity, gang bangs, etc. that's what i good at!
as far as i'm concerned, you're a nobody. i have no reason to believe otherwise. you have no face. no picture. you talk big but have nothing to back it up. no credibility with me.
Sonytron:

When I get on the Tonight Show, Late Night, Jackass, then you will be a believer.

[himura-dono]

Originally posted by Korean Hunk@Feb 25 2003, 01:07 PM

Sonytron:

When I get on the Tonight Show, Late Night, Jackass, then you will be a believer.
wow...almost funny...insult me now.

[blkazngirl]

We want to see some pictures! Let is judge for ourselves.

[teaz0r]

Originally posted by Korean Hunk@Feb 26 2003, 04:07 AM


When I get on the Tonight Show, Late Night, Jackass, then you will be a believer.
awwww babe!
no matter what other people say!

you're already a jackass in my eyes =)

[kasia]

Originally posted by Korean Hunk@Feb 25 2003, 11:46 AM
Having seen some of the guys on here, I can safely say,

I am the hottest guy here. Aiiight! The hoochies and the mamas iin agreement say hell yeah!
i bet armycommando would beg to differ. he's like you, though - he refuses to put his pic up. i'm going to close this thread until you can email me a pic to substantiate your claim.