wylin
02-05-2003, 12:31 AM
"anyway, so often im asked what type of guys i like. guess its time to shed some light on the matter:"
Thanks for the idea Karizma, cept this willl be: "wills list of types of girls".
1. F.O.B. Girls aka. Fresh Off The Boat - i just am attracted that fresh off the boatness the voice, the ability to cook or do things outside of the norm of the "American Woman". Whether it might be the dorky accent, overtly trendy hair, or the retarded cloths... i definitely find that pretty fobby girls got me swooning. Plus it also infuses sum authenticity into the relationship and makes me happy knowing if i breed w/ her my children will speak sum sort of non-white language may it be mandrin or cantonese or swahili. find this type in rowland heights drinking boba. Find her by learning the language and wearing pants and shirts tight enuff to make superman blush. excludes JDM types.
2. Korean Princess syndrome types " gong joo byung" (thanx tiff for the reference) - to me i find those KP drama ktown types so hot. May it be the wack overdone make up, cigarette smoke puffing outa her cavities, designer swanky clothing, the poop colored lipstick, and her funktified plastic surgery face: she is defiitely hot. KP girl is #2 on my list of sexy girl types! You can find her in the clubs and bars around ktown just make sure shez of legal age because her types prowls the clubs for men at age 14 and up. Roll up in your Benzo or ur BMW M3 and be prepared to drop sum cash for her cuz she costs more than any prostitute.
3. Churchy Girls - sumthing about the lacking of enhancement and endowment and virginal (probably faked) persona and aura of this type of woman. Sumthing warm and fuzzy bout this holyish wannabe nun type and thats not just because she doesnt shave her legs or armpits. All natural beauty and innocence...awws! Find this type frequenting bible studies and if your younger or in college at flagpoles at the crack of dawn on prayer days. Be prepared to give her a wink and start playing the guitar to show her your "faith" =X.
4. Racer chix (non jail bait use) pretty car enthusiats girls are definitely a turn on, they knowledge and enthusiast bout working on cars and their ability to drive and love u makes them cool. commonly found under cars or at the races behind the wheel of their own tuned ride (rare breed),this type definitely is not a burn out. To get this kind, just roll up to her w/ a tuned ride and sum real speed then u might bag her.
5. Lawyer types - they like to argue and show off their recently aquired LSAT logic games, or just to argue a point to be festicious, their quick witt and intellegence, and alot of time tougue makes them interesting to talk and mostly debate with, sumthing about a woman who argues and can carry herself in an intellegent conversation...is sexy. Can be found in and sumtimes horizontal and in compromisng positions or actions around courthouses, law schools, and college campus legal libaries. Prowl these place or be a judge or professor to bag these types who will do anything for a good recomendation or the "grade".
6. School girls - like collegeic schooled women, a woman much like the lawyer type but instead has picked sum weird field (Thats meaningless to society) like Anthropology, sociology, paleantology, or economics... her type goes to college and studies and plays hard. She is ussually dressed in the latest overpriced gap wannabe cloths from Aber Crombie & Finch, jcrew, or banana republic mixed and matched w/ korean made trendy cloths from Forever 21 and Wetseal. She tends to sumwhat confused about her purpose in life and often is found online daddling her time away or in class trying to give the impression of schoolastic achievement, even though her field is meaningless to preactical life. After college she becomes an accountant or school teacher typically. Find her in most major universities or in the top 4 (not 5) accounting firms ranks or in the public school system.
7. Vietnamese (doma) gangsta girls - these hot horrible accented hotties are very sexy in a full metal jacket way, when i think of them i think that their pretty and used kinda like some mens fantasies of prostitutes. They are often accompanied by armed thugs or in large cadre's of penis owning attitude having punks, in a ratio of 3 men to 1 girl. They tend to be easy to get into the sack, and live the "pho-life", but definitely theres sumthing sexy bout the loose morals, living the fast life type of girl, who lives and parties hard. U can find her roaming around the san gabriel valley high on tweak or in good old westminister with her more heavily armed compadre's. When u see her just speak correct english and flash sum cash show that ur a better class or from a bigger gang then her current boyfriend, then she'll love u long time.
8. Japanese Fob Girls - ur goin what another class of fobs, why yes...japanese fob girls are in a class of their own, much like the taiwanese or mainlander fob types...but reflect many of the weird vices and trends in their homeland japan like weird panda like fake suntans, 80's reject clothing and hairstyles, hyper trendy and overdone make up and hair in many wonderful japanese anime colors, innocent school girl looks and a perchant for overweight bald white men or black men who give the the best sex since they started when they were 13. Commonly found in area's like torrance or gardena, Melrose, Southcoast plaza and the surrounding japanese area, or in major college universities. If u want her either have large chimpo or be non-asian so to give her foreign love she so desperately needs.
9. Happa girls - this mixture of one type of true asian and sum typically caucasian and sumtimes hispanic blood is typically one of my favorite types, may she be vietnamese-french, japanese-white, chinese-white, chinese mexican, japanese-mexican, flipino + random asian and white types. These kinda mixed blood women are ussually very hot and pretty well upgraded with features from both bloodlines. Her mix euro-asian looks and tight euro-asian/ latin-asian frame makes her unique and sumthing different, but typically is confused with which group she associates with (kinda like micheal jackson, am i black or white?) and often has some forms of vices or identity crisis. Find them among one of their base bloodlines, trying to disown their otherhalf and pretending to fit in. To get them show them ur ethnic identity and pretend to think of them like true asians and they'll be happy
10. Twinkies: ABC chinese girls/ 5th gen japanese - nuff said take all the weirdness of Schoolgirls and combine it w/ the weird trendiness of fob girls and u come up w/ our american born chinese girls or japanese american girls: they dont really know how to speak their native language, often come from the blood lines generations of immigrants who came during early part of 20th century or just are 2nd generation taiwanese immigrant children who have lost all sense of identity. commonly found here and there in non chinese area's or the bay area w/ their ethnically confused friends roaming around trying to be Carshow models or church types at the same time, but have a nice american girl aura around them that makes them sexy. find them through out america typically in white area's or mixed among more culturally aware asians. To get them its weird trick is to be smooth and retain that psuedo activist and concerned w/ cultural issue guise and be thuggish lookin, alternatively be rich or white.
so this is wills list of asian girl types thathe likes (in the correct order!)
Make ur own lists. im outs, posted for the pleasure of male viewers!
Thanks for the idea Karizma, cept this willl be: "wills list of types of girls".
1. F.O.B. Girls aka. Fresh Off The Boat - i just am attracted that fresh off the boatness the voice, the ability to cook or do things outside of the norm of the "American Woman". Whether it might be the dorky accent, overtly trendy hair, or the retarded cloths... i definitely find that pretty fobby girls got me swooning. Plus it also infuses sum authenticity into the relationship and makes me happy knowing if i breed w/ her my children will speak sum sort of non-white language may it be mandrin or cantonese or swahili. find this type in rowland heights drinking boba. Find her by learning the language and wearing pants and shirts tight enuff to make superman blush. excludes JDM types.
2. Korean Princess syndrome types " gong joo byung" (thanx tiff for the reference) - to me i find those KP drama ktown types so hot. May it be the wack overdone make up, cigarette smoke puffing outa her cavities, designer swanky clothing, the poop colored lipstick, and her funktified plastic surgery face: she is defiitely hot. KP girl is #2 on my list of sexy girl types! You can find her in the clubs and bars around ktown just make sure shez of legal age because her types prowls the clubs for men at age 14 and up. Roll up in your Benzo or ur BMW M3 and be prepared to drop sum cash for her cuz she costs more than any prostitute.
3. Churchy Girls - sumthing about the lacking of enhancement and endowment and virginal (probably faked) persona and aura of this type of woman. Sumthing warm and fuzzy bout this holyish wannabe nun type and thats not just because she doesnt shave her legs or armpits. All natural beauty and innocence...awws! Find this type frequenting bible studies and if your younger or in college at flagpoles at the crack of dawn on prayer days. Be prepared to give her a wink and start playing the guitar to show her your "faith" =X.
4. Racer chix (non jail bait use) pretty car enthusiats girls are definitely a turn on, they knowledge and enthusiast bout working on cars and their ability to drive and love u makes them cool. commonly found under cars or at the races behind the wheel of their own tuned ride (rare breed),this type definitely is not a burn out. To get this kind, just roll up to her w/ a tuned ride and sum real speed then u might bag her.
5. Lawyer types - they like to argue and show off their recently aquired LSAT logic games, or just to argue a point to be festicious, their quick witt and intellegence, and alot of time tougue makes them interesting to talk and mostly debate with, sumthing about a woman who argues and can carry herself in an intellegent conversation...is sexy. Can be found in and sumtimes horizontal and in compromisng positions or actions around courthouses, law schools, and college campus legal libaries. Prowl these place or be a judge or professor to bag these types who will do anything for a good recomendation or the "grade".
6. School girls - like collegeic schooled women, a woman much like the lawyer type but instead has picked sum weird field (Thats meaningless to society) like Anthropology, sociology, paleantology, or economics... her type goes to college and studies and plays hard. She is ussually dressed in the latest overpriced gap wannabe cloths from Aber Crombie & Finch, jcrew, or banana republic mixed and matched w/ korean made trendy cloths from Forever 21 and Wetseal. She tends to sumwhat confused about her purpose in life and often is found online daddling her time away or in class trying to give the impression of schoolastic achievement, even though her field is meaningless to preactical life. After college she becomes an accountant or school teacher typically. Find her in most major universities or in the top 4 (not 5) accounting firms ranks or in the public school system.
7. Vietnamese (doma) gangsta girls - these hot horrible accented hotties are very sexy in a full metal jacket way, when i think of them i think that their pretty and used kinda like some mens fantasies of prostitutes. They are often accompanied by armed thugs or in large cadre's of penis owning attitude having punks, in a ratio of 3 men to 1 girl. They tend to be easy to get into the sack, and live the "pho-life", but definitely theres sumthing sexy bout the loose morals, living the fast life type of girl, who lives and parties hard. U can find her roaming around the san gabriel valley high on tweak or in good old westminister with her more heavily armed compadre's. When u see her just speak correct english and flash sum cash show that ur a better class or from a bigger gang then her current boyfriend, then she'll love u long time.
8. Japanese Fob Girls - ur goin what another class of fobs, why yes...japanese fob girls are in a class of their own, much like the taiwanese or mainlander fob types...but reflect many of the weird vices and trends in their homeland japan like weird panda like fake suntans, 80's reject clothing and hairstyles, hyper trendy and overdone make up and hair in many wonderful japanese anime colors, innocent school girl looks and a perchant for overweight bald white men or black men who give the the best sex since they started when they were 13. Commonly found in area's like torrance or gardena, Melrose, Southcoast plaza and the surrounding japanese area, or in major college universities. If u want her either have large chimpo or be non-asian so to give her foreign love she so desperately needs.
9. Happa girls - this mixture of one type of true asian and sum typically caucasian and sumtimes hispanic blood is typically one of my favorite types, may she be vietnamese-french, japanese-white, chinese-white, chinese mexican, japanese-mexican, flipino + random asian and white types. These kinda mixed blood women are ussually very hot and pretty well upgraded with features from both bloodlines. Her mix euro-asian looks and tight euro-asian/ latin-asian frame makes her unique and sumthing different, but typically is confused with which group she associates with (kinda like micheal jackson, am i black or white?) and often has some forms of vices or identity crisis. Find them among one of their base bloodlines, trying to disown their otherhalf and pretending to fit in. To get them show them ur ethnic identity and pretend to think of them like true asians and they'll be happy
10. Twinkies: ABC chinese girls/ 5th gen japanese - nuff said take all the weirdness of Schoolgirls and combine it w/ the weird trendiness of fob girls and u come up w/ our american born chinese girls or japanese american girls: they dont really know how to speak their native language, often come from the blood lines generations of immigrants who came during early part of 20th century or just are 2nd generation taiwanese immigrant children who have lost all sense of identity. commonly found here and there in non chinese area's or the bay area w/ their ethnically confused friends roaming around trying to be Carshow models or church types at the same time, but have a nice american girl aura around them that makes them sexy. find them through out america typically in white area's or mixed among more culturally aware asians. To get them its weird trick is to be smooth and retain that psuedo activist and concerned w/ cultural issue guise and be thuggish lookin, alternatively be rich or white.
so this is wills list of asian girl types thathe likes (in the correct order!)
Make ur own lists. im outs, posted for the pleasure of male viewers!