Fortunately, Unfortunately

[BeTheReds]

Here's how it works.. you write a one sentence reply to continue the story. Alternate between fortunately and unfortunately.

Start: A guy walks into a bar.

Next post: Furtunately all his friends were there.

Next post: Unfortunately, they were all dead.

[applehead]

unfortunately, he forgot his wallet.

(like that?)
(this is fun, i used to do this with e-mails)

[Adaon]

fortunately there was someone at the bar who spotted his drinks

[BeTheReds]

Unfortunately, the man wanted him to listen to his religious schpiel as compensation for the drinks.

[Adaon]

Fortunately, the first man was deaf.

[kasia]

unfortunately, the second guy knew sign language.

[BeTheReds]

Fortunately the deaf man managed to inebriate his "friend", thus the conversation drifted to non religous topics.

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Unfortunately, his friend started gesturing wildly with excitement in sign language as a result of the release of Yanni's new album.

[BeTheReds]

Fortunately, the man was deaf, so he doesn't listen to music.

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Unfortunately, his friend is still talking about something extremely boring and insignificant so therefore the conversation is getting nowhere....

[BeTheReds]

Fortunately Yanni walked in the door and the deaf man's boring friend jumped up and left him in peace.

[lethal]

Unfortunately Yanni dropped dead upon hearing the deaf man's friend's voice.

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Fortunately, this is a good thing.

[Adaon]

unfortunately, the man's "friend" came back to him . . .

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Fortunately, the man (let's call him Charlie) was sick of his friend's lame-ass fixation with Yanni and busted a beer bottle over his head in the middle of his lamentation of Yanni's death (hey gotta get this story somewhere).

[Saiko]

Unfortunately the Yanni fan was a crazy robot, got back up, and started going on about how Yanni would never resort to violence.

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Fortunately, Charlie was deaf and still deaf, and so he could not hear the robot's ramblings, and instead took down the robot once again with a DDT.

[Adaon]

unfortunately, Charlie threw out his back from the move, and couldn't leave as the robot got up and started to show him how to do a DDT w/o hurting himself

[DonDaBomb2]

Fortunately, the robot ran out of batteries halfway through the DDT, because he was equipped with the generic Safeway brand.

[Adaon]

Unfortunately, Charlie was now stuck in midair, and had to take a leak from all the booze him and the bot drank . . . .

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Fortunately, both Charlie and the robot simply dropped to the ground and as a result of the impact, Charlie's hearing was completely cured out of some miracle because if it wasn't, this story is going to be extremely lame.

[BeTheReds]

Unfortunately, it turns out that Yanni was a robot too, and he got up and revived his friend using the battery from someone's cell phone, upon realizing that he was surrounded by robots, Charlie fainted.

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Even more fortunately, Charlie is saved by an ambulance and whisked away........
upon waking up from his unconsciousness, Charlie found himself in the caring hands of a hot nurse on the 15th floor of the downtown hospital, Room 1512B.

[Adaon]

unfortunately, the nurse was a john tesh fan and started ranting how john tesh was better than yanni

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Fortunately, Charlie was eager to convert to the worshipping of John Tesh due to the persuasiveness of his new caretaker and his extreme hate towards Cyber-Yanni.

[BeTheReds]

Unfortunately just as he was about to score, the Mecha Yanni came searching for him and busted down the door.

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Fortunately the super hot nurse (let's call her Meena) turned on some truly good music from the stereo inside the room which was a blasphemy to MechaYanni's ears, and the evil cyborg fell to the ground in pain because good music was everything against what he stood for.

[ism]

Unfortunately, the "good" music had subliminal messages in it which caused Charlie to jump out the 15th floor window.

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Fortunately, in order to save her patient, Meena attached a bungee cord to her waist and tied the other end to the bed, and jumped out the window after Charlie in order to save him.

[Adaon]

Unfortunately, Meena had a Frozen Pizza in her hands which she was trying to heat for Charlie when Cyber Yanni had interrupted and Meena had to choose between Charlie and the Frozen Pizza

[applehead]

unfortunately. all the donut eating got the better of her and, in turn, the bungee cord snapped off.

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Fortunately, any Yanni-supporting entity, robotic or not, must be terminated, so Charlie and Meena both fell on top of the drinking buddy robot that was trying to catch him, totally crushing him and destroying the motherboard.

[BeTheReds]

Unfortunately Charlie and Meena came to the realization that there is no way that two people can survive a 15 story fall no matter what breaks their fall, thus charlie began to wonder if he was really human.

(new rule)

If you reply the same time as someone else, the next poster can choose whichever one they want, but they should use the quote function. Please do not edit old replies to make the story cohesive.

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Fortunately, Charlie realized that he was a badass cyborg and his deafness was only as a result of faulty wiring. Even more fortunately, Meena landed on top of him, breaking her fall.

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Originally posted by BeTheReds@Feb 2 2003, 08:35 PM
Unfortunately he didn't remember doing that, so his questions of his own identity began to puzzle him some more, he lay motionless on the bed on top of the yanni fan's crushed circuitry pondering the meaning of life, a truck was heading their way.
Fortunately Charlie grabbed his new love Meena and they both rolled away to safety.

[Adaon]

OMG, one freaking post at TIME! AND quit editing!! You're confusing the rest of us reading the thread............

Unfortunately, Meena missed the bus form the opposite direction that was zooming at them, driven by a Monkey King

[ism]

[edit: read rule changes]

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Another new rule, always quote what you are responding to so the person after you won't be confused.

[BeTheReds]

Originally posted by FrozenPizza@Feb 3 2003, 04:36 AM
Fortunately Charlie grabbed his new love Meena and they both rolled away to safety.
Unfortunately Mecha Yanni began to move after the music stopped. And he flew out the window and began yelling threats to Charlie, while shooting lazers from his eyes and killing innocent citizens who were just going about their daily lives.

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Originally posted by Adaon@Feb 2 2003, 08:36 PM
Unfortunately, Meena missed the bus form the opposite direction that was zooming at them, driven by a Monkey King

Unfortunately Mecha Yanni began to move after the music stopped. And he flew out the window and began yelling threats to Charlie, while shooting lazers from his eyes and killing innocent citizens who were just going about their daily lives. .... (from BTR)

Fortunately, Monkey King stopped the bus, got out and walked over to Meena and Charlie, and said 'I am Cyberdyne Model T-101, working for John Tesh Appreciation Systems, Inc., come with me if you want to live.'

[applehead]

Originally posted by BeTheReds@Feb 2 2003, 08:40 PM
Unfortunately Mecha Yanni began to move after the music stopped. And he flew out the window and began yelling threats to Charlie, while shooting lazers from his eyes and killing innocent citizens who were just going about their daily lives.
fortunately meena doused him with water.
and that was the end of mecha yanni.

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Originally posted by applehead@Feb 2 2003, 08:42 PM
fortunately meena doused him with water.
and that was the end of mecha yanni.
Unfortunately Charlie noticed Monkey King's eyes on Meena's fine frame, and he glowered at Monkey King with intense malice and hostility.

[BeTheReds]

Fortunately he realized that Monkey king only liked monkeys, and they were able to find plenty of monkey porn and nature channel videos on the bus.

[ism]

Unfortunately, Monkey King misunderstood evolution and believed everyone was technically a monkey.

[Adaon]

Originally posted by ism@Feb 2 2003, 08:58 PM
Unfortunately, Monkey King misunderstood evolution and believed everyone was technically a monkey.
Fortunately, MK pulled out a tape of YWGGW and started to play it on the bus after hauling the Mecha-Yanni, Charlie, Meena, and Charlie's robo-drinking buddy on board to join, Jet Li, Pippa and Jackie with a Pork Bun in between them, Kasie - who was using her Tazer on Tawee's M, an evil female overlord, a Tekkaman blade, a Blue Bear Hanging Over A Red Bear, a red hairred Samurai wearing a Blue_Hoodie with some BLue_Blood on it, Elbert - who said "Achtungbaby!! Hello Hapa!!" to a female assassin who was looking rather murderously at the Tekkaman Blade, who was aiding Tazadar on stalking the female overlord, who was trying to rule us all by starting with Tawee's M, which was still getting shocked by Kasie's Tazer, which she got from a guy wearing a BeTheReds shirt who worked for AliBabaIncorporated.

(My goal now is to go ahead and enlist the names of almost every other poster into every post I have on this thread)

[BeTheReds]

Originally posted by Adaon@Feb 3 2003, 05:10 AM
Fortunately, MK pulled out a tape of YWGGW and started to play it on the bus after hauling the Mecha-Yanni, Charlie, Meena, and Charlie's robo-drinking buddy on board to join, Jet Li, Pippa and Jackie with a Pork Bun in between them, Kasie - who was using her Tazer on Tawee's M, an evil female overlord, a Tekkaman blade, a Blue Bear Hanging Over A Red Bear, a red hairred Samurai wearing a Blue_Hoodie with some BLue_Blood on it, Elbert - who said "Achtungbaby!! Hello Hapa!!" to a female assassin who was looking rather murderously at the Tekkaman Blade, who was aiding Tazadar on stalking the female overlord, who was trying to rule us all by starting with Tawee's M, which was still getting shocked by Kasie's Tazer, which she got from a guy wearing a BeTheReds shirt who worked for AliBabaIncorporated.

(My goal now is to go ahead and enlist the names of almost every other poster into every post I have on this thread)
Unfortunately all the people on the bus got sick simutaneously and barfed, making a huge mess.

[SunWuKong]

Originally posted by BeTheReds@Feb 3 2003, 12:24 AM
Originally posted by Adaon@Feb 3 2003, 05:10 AM
Fortunately, MK pulled out a tape of YWGGW and started to play it on the bus after hauling the Mecha-Yanni, Charlie, Meena, and Charlie's robo-drinking buddy on board to join, Jet Li, Pippa and Jackie with a Pork Bun in between them, Kasie - who was using her Tazer on Tawee's M, an evil female overlord, a Tekkaman blade, a Blue Bear Hanging Over A Red Bear, a red hairred  Samurai wearing a Blue_Hoodie with some BLue_Blood on it, Elbert - who said "Achtungbaby!! Hello Hapa!!" to a female assassin who was looking rather murderously at the Tekkaman Blade, who was aiding Tazadar on stalking the female overlord, who was trying to rule us all by starting with Tawee's M, which was still getting shocked by Kasie's Tazer, which she got from a guy wearing a BeTheReds shirt who worked for AliBabaIncorporated.

(My goal now is to go ahead and enlist the names of almost every other poster into every post I have on this thread)
Unfortunately all the people on the bus got sick simutaneously and barfed, making a huge mess.
fortunately, the real living human MK materialised out of nowhere and blew away the fake robotic MK, along with all the males in this universe, robotic or human, and proceeded to rule over all the YW females because he possessed the only manhood in the universe.

[lethal]

Unfortunately for MK, the bus shielded the all human males on it from MK's blast, preserving them.

They formed a renegade colony of life and lured females tired of MK manhood over to their side.

[SunWuKong]

Originally posted by lethalweapon@Feb 3 2003, 12:45 AM
Unfortunately for MK, the bus shielded the all human males on it from MK's blast, preserving them.

They formed a renegade colony of life and lured females tired of MK manhood over to their side.
fortunately, no female can resist the power of MK's manhood. so MK's manhood and YW females lived happily ever after.

[Chris]

unforunately MK manhood is non existant in the first place and it was all only a dream for poor lonely MK.

[BeTheReds]

Originally posted by Chris@Feb 3 2003, 05:55 AM
unforunately MK manhood is non existant in the first place and it was all only a dream for poor lonely MK.
Fortunately the bus arrived at its destination and while MK was contemplating manhood, and fighting with his cyborg self, Charlie and Meena went into the building, where Charlie learned that Mecha Yani was actually sent from the future to create Yanni fans in the past in his plot to generate funds for his world domination plans, so they decided to try to stop him.

[Adaon]

Originally posted by BeTheReds@Feb 2 2003, 10:22 PM
Fortunately the bus arrived at its destination and while MK was contemplating manhood, and fighting with his cyborg self, Charlie and Meena went into the building, where Charlie learned that Mecha Yani was actually sent from the future to create Yanni fans in the past in his plot to generate funds for his world domination plans, so they decided to try to stop him.
Unfortunately, Meena wasn't in the mood to join Charlie on his lil anime trip through DragonBall Z so she took Charlie and tied him down to the bed while she ate Frozen Pizza with an AngelNympho from heaven, while Chris had much skepticISM about the whole thing, and decided to use a Fireblade to cute off a BabySakura, so he could add it to an Iris he had used to distract a MoshiKat and the cat's Pipsy Amietron.

[mr. x]

(sorry i just got in so im not sure where the story is right now)

fortunately Mr. X came in, to uh...save the day

[BeTheReds]

Unfortunately for charlie, Mr. X saved him from scoring with meena, yet again.

[kitty]

Fortunately, meena's into threesomes.

[VV o n g B a]

Originally posted by kittygirl@Feb 3 2003, 10:26 AM
Fortunately, meena's into threesomes.
unfortunately, mecha meena's builders forgot to put any holes into her robotic frame.

[AznYam]

fortunately they had a drill

[537]

Unfortunately, Charlie realized this was all a dream.

[SoLoKey]

fortunately, chuckles didnt give a rats ass and started bangin his pillow away . go charles in charge

[VV o n g B a]

unfortunately, no programmer can program an orgasm, so chaz gave up after he destroyed his pillow.

[537]

Fortunately, dry humping the mattress felt the same.

[DonDaBomb2]

Originally posted by 537@Feb 3 2003, 10:35 AM
Fortunately, dry humping the mattress felt the same.
Unfortunately, it was a waterbed, so the mattress exploded.

[SoLoKey]

fortunately, he lieks water . very much . too much .
( hmm ... is this truly a case of the fortunate ... the world may never know )
:blink: hehe , funnie googly eye face

[Saiko]

Unfortunately, even if he liked water, it electrocuted him and he went boom and kapow and all those dramatic cool sounding explosion noises. Kablooey.

[mr. x]

Fortunately Mr. X is still alive in this story so lets see, he watches him blow up and says "oh well, better him than me" and decides to go chill

[igcognito]

Unfortunately, this topic will be locked and lost forever

[BeTheReds]

Originally posted by mr. x@Feb 3 2003, 10:07 PM
Fortunately Mr. X is still alive in this story so lets see, he watches him blow up and says "oh well, better him than me" and decides to go chill
Unfortuantely that means Mr. X was watching a cyborg dry hump his pillow and waterbed.

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Originally posted by BeTheReds@Feb 3 2003, 04:31 PM
Unfortuantely that means Mr. X was watching a cyborg dry hump his pillow and waterbed.
Fortunately, Mr. X found the cyborg to be quite attractive.

[Adaon]

Originally posted by FrozenPizza@Feb 3 2003, 04:56 PM
Fortunately, Mr. X found the cyborg to be quite attractive.
Unfortunately, the cyborg felt the same way towards Mr. X.

[AznYam]

Fortunately he had watched enough hentai to have that fetish

[BeTheReds]

Originally posted by AznYam@Feb 4 2003, 01:45 AM
Fortunately he had watched enough hentai to have that fetish
Unfortunately, just as charlie the cyborg was about to score again, mr. X took off his mask and revealed himself to be none other than.... MECHA-YANNI!

[mr. x]

fortunately a meteor landed on em both and ended this lil side story. Moving on, we see a boy sitting at home, typing on his computer

[DonDaBomb2]

Originally posted by mr. x@Feb 3 2003, 08:55 PM
fortunately a meteor landed on em both and ended this lil side story. Moving on, we see a boy sitting at home, typing on his computer
unfortunately, the boy had to type with his feet, since he had lost his hands in an unfortunate woodshop accident.

[mr. x]

ooh ooh

fortunately, the boy logged onto his favorite foot fetish chat room and the girl of his dreams said she didnt care if he didnt have arms

[BeTheReds]

unfortunately the girl of his dreams was actually Karl the busdriver logged in with a fake profile and picture. Even more unfortunately, the boy made the mistake of giving Karl his address.

[Adaon]

Originally posted by BeTheReds@Feb 3 2003, 10:58 PM
unfortunately the girl of his dreams was actually Karl the busdriver logged in with a fake profile and picture. Even more unfortunately, the boy made the mistake of giving Karl his address.
fortunately for karl the busdriver, he knew where the lil boy lived anyways and was linking his real life stalking to an online one

[BeTheReds]

Unfortunately, Karl the bus driver was scheduled to pick up the kid for school the next day, and now his fetish for the kid grew stronger.

[Adaon]

fortunately for Karl, that wasn't the only thing that grew stronger :gross:
and he had to strap the kid down in the back of the bus to "secure" him anyways . . . .

[Fireblade]

unfortunately for karl, a head-butting brick breaker by the name of Adaon come onto the bus, because he attended the same school as the kid, but as a substitue teacher, in which he taught swimming to an all-female college class at the school's pool. And because Adaon was a psychic, along with being an all-around nice guy (i mean he's a brick breaker for crying out loud!) he knew Karl's plans to kidnap the kid, and head-butted the overweight bus driver through the bus windshield, and drove over his bloodied carcass. :ph34r:

[Saiko]

Unfortunately, KB lied and Karl is actually unfortunate. He just found a couple feet broken up his ass.

[Adaon]

Fortunately for Karl, the feet belonged to his high school gym teacher.