my eggs

[kasia]

are on sale again. start bidding. i need the money.


min: $10,000. hey, i'm asian. my eggs are precious. :wink:

[thaite]

I can buy Asian kids for cheaper than that.

[kasia]

[quote:6f7a0d2acc="buoywonder"]I can buy Asian kids for cheaper than that.[/quote:6f7a0d2acc]

you mean "steal"!

[ImrkevinpakI]

Eggs? You mean the jewel kind?

[karizma]

>> are you talkin bout the ones that come out of your fallopian tubes or your fridge 8O ....

[kasia]

which ones do you think will go for $20K?

the market price is at least $10K.

[princess]

uhh r u seriously selling??

[jizza]

eggs for sale. get'em while they're good. Grade A X-large $8k

unlike kasia's, mine are edible. i accept paypal. :D

[kasia]

[quote:0470a723dc="jizza"]
unlike kasia's, mine are edible. i accept paypal. :D[/quote:0470a723dc]

mine are edible too. *shrug* do what you want with 'em. i don't care so long as i get paid. :wink:

[karizma]

>> maybe if you made an omelette out of them theyd sell for more...add chives...chives are good...oh oh...and spam.

[deez nuts]

While your at it kasia a kidney and a lung go for at least 50k a pop. Time to pay off some off that law school loans!

[jizza]

[quote:d0898de202="karizma"]>> maybe if you made an omelette out of them theyd sell for more...add chives...chives are good...oh oh...and spam.[/quote:d0898de202]

wtf? lol, thats sick. all of u r cannibals. if someone were to cook my little warriors into an omelette i'd be... actually now that i think of it, wouldn't that be like a girl who swallows after giving a bj? nm... :wink:

[thaite]

[quote:82c35eb3d6="kasia"][quote:82c35eb3d6="buoywonder"]I can buy Asian kids for cheaper than that.[/quote:82c35eb3d6]

you mean "steal"![/quote:82c35eb3d6]
Buy, steal, whatever. They still can be gotten for cheaper.

[ImrkevinpakI]

im abit confused. What type of eggs is she talking about?

[jizza]

[quote:00321b2d47="ImrkevinpakI"]im abit confused. What type of eggs is she talking about?[/quote:00321b2d47]

the kind that you hatched from.

[karizma]

[quote:5f254f6005]actually now that i think of it, wouldn't that be like a girl who swallows after giving a bj? nm... [/quote:5f254f6005]

>> jizza: remind me to make you some "special" omelettes if we ever meet hahaha.

[princess]

[quote:b5ff22dae1="jizza"][quote:b5ff22dae1="karizma"]>> maybe if you made an omelette out of them theyd sell for more...add chives...chives are good...oh oh...and spam.[/quote:b5ff22dae1]

wtf? lol, thats sick. all of u r cannibals. if someone were to cook my little warriors into an omelette i'd be... [/quote:b5ff22dae1]


haha

but yeah that is sick.

[achtungbaby]

I never thought I'd laugh so much reading about eggs :D

[inkpainter]

k...would those be "free roaming" eggs?...brown eggs?...eggs w/ xtra vitamin E? :)

[ImrkevinpakI]

Wow..who would buy them?

[deez nuts]

I like my eggs scrambled please.

[LilCPChik]

i dont like thge eggs in HK! yuck

[mizkisses]

[quote:a8814c24b2="jizza"]
the kind that you hatched from.[/quote:a8814c24b2]

now i feel like a chicken. 8O

mmm..chicken...

[ChinaLama]

Hmm 10 k is a lot of money. I wouldn't even pay to fertilize and raise them into BABIES to eat, and babies are really delicious!

[jizza]

lama u sick bastard, lol.

[quote:ea8ec28d0a]now i feel like a chicken.

mmm..chicken...[/quote:ea8ec28d0a]

breast or thigh? personally im a thigh kind of guy. i like it when my chicken's got BACK. take a pic of ur breast and maybe i might change my mind to breast... :D

[mizkisses]

[quote:fc174ebb13="jizza"]lama u sick bastard, lol.

[quote:fc174ebb13]now i feel like a chicken.

mmm..chicken...[/quote:fc174ebb13]

breast or thigh? personally im a thigh kind of guy. i like it when my chicken's got BACK. take a pic of ur breast and maybe i might change my mind to breast... :D[/quote:fc174ebb13]

oh lordie. :roll:

i forgot i posted in this topic. heh. i think i'll shush up now. =X

[kasia]

[quote:f4ad8120d8="Chasiubao_Boy"]While your at it kasia a kidney and a lung go for at least 50k a pop. Time to pay off some off that law school loans![/quote:f4ad8120d8]

that's it? 50K? what am i going to do with one lung?

[kasia]

[quote:5db7362728="jizza"][quote:5db7362728="ImrkevinpakI"]im abit confused. What type of eggs is she talking about?[/quote:5db7362728]

the kind that you hatched from.[/quote:5db7362728]

that was pretty funny.

[PnaiAqui]

[quote:af13b5aab4="ChinaLama"]Hmm 10 k is a lot of money. I wouldn't even pay to fertilize and raise them into BABIES to eat, and babies are really delicious![/quote:af13b5aab4]

yikes... this reminds me of Jonathan Swift's "A Modest Proposal."

``A child will make two dishes at an entertainment for friends; and when the family dines alone, the fore or hind quarter will make a reasonable dish, and seasoned with a little pepper or salt will be very good boiled on the fourth day, especially in winter.'' - Jonathan Swift

[SunWuKong]

we do we always go back to eating people?

[mizkisses]

[quote:756a08f2c5="SunWuKung"]we do we always go back to eating people?[/quote:756a08f2c5]

we're hungry.

[kasia]

i just found out the procedure, and i am now withdrawing my offer. it's actually very painful--you have to get shots every day, etc.

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by kasia@Aug 28 2002, 04:03 PM
i just found out the procedure, and i am now withdrawing my offer. it's actually very painful--you have to get shots every day, etc.
Haha I was wondering why you were so eager to auction them off.

I was thinking 1)She's nuts 2)She enjoys discomfort 3)She really needs the cash

If you change your mind let me know, I'll send you some information! :D

[thaite]

That's why it's good to be a guy. I mean, hey! Who doesn't wanna donate sperm!

[kasia]

Originally posted by buoywonder@Aug 29 2002, 01:18 AM
That's why it's good to be a guy. I mean, hey! Who doesn't wanna donate sperm!
make up to $600 a month!

[mrazntre]

we should start a YW sperm bank and only distribute to antsy asian-women

[iris]

Originally posted by PnaiAqui@Aug 2 2002, 07:42 AM
[quote:af13b5aab4="ChinaLama"]Hmm 10 k is a lot of money. I wouldn't even pay to fertilize and raise them into BABIES to eat, and babies are really delicious![/quote:af13b5aab4]

yikes... this reminds me of Jonathan Swift's "A Modest Proposal."

``A child will make two dishes at an entertainment for friends; and when the family dines alone, the fore or hind quarter will make a reasonable dish, and seasoned with a little pepper or salt will be very good boiled on the fourth day, especially in winter.'' - Jonathan Swift
Where am I? Lord of the Flies?