Joe Millionaire

[deez nuts]

Actually, I'm intrigued by this show.

[kimpossible]

ditto

[Jenny]

This show's so scandelous... I love it!

[mrazntre]

kill them damn gold diggers!

[lethal]

The reaction of the winner (or is it loser?) at the end once they find out who the guy really is will be precious...something to replay over and over again.

[kimpossible]

I hope they tell each woman as she leaves the show. Bah! I have no worries. It's on Fox. It's bound to be as trashy as possible.

[angel nympho]

This is going to be the best show EVER.

[angel nympho]

Originally posted by tazadar@Jan 6 2003, 03:41 AM
The problem is they got a guy that can pretty much bag any chick. Get an average looking Joe would be more interesting. A guy with $19k/yr salary and good looks for any chance of long-term (husband material), she'll look for his aspiration in life.
He looks pretty average looking to me.

[deez nuts]

Two Asian women. They're both gross.

One of the women an Asian Physician: "I make a lot of money and I'm ambitious. I expect my men to make a certain amount of money."

Hahahaha.

Edit: all the chicks are kinda busted.

[Chinkaholic]

Did it start already? :confused:

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by Chinkaholic@Jan 6 2003, 09:29 PM
Did it start already? :confused:
It did for me. I'm in NYC.

[Chinkaholic]

Oh, Today? When? :confused:

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by Chinkaholic@Jan 6 2003, 09:32 PM
Oh, Today? When? :confused:
9pm on Fox.

[Chinkaholic]

Oh! yay. I can still catch it. Thanks! :P

[Chinkaholic]

Originally posted by tazadar@Jan 7 2003, 02:38 AM
It's all about the money with women.
No...not necessarily...I mean if your not a gold-digger.

[deez nuts]

The butler is gonna get sloppy seconds

[iris]

You know what is so incredibly stupid about this show? Fox is capitalizing on the fact that all these women will turn out to be "gold diggers" and ditch this guy. Well most of these women probably aren't going to drop him because he doesn't have money, they're going to kick his ass because he lied and played them like fools. No women ever wants to look like an imbecile and the moment a guy -who supposedly cares for them- does this, they'll leave him.

If they stay, it's only because they realize they're going to look like gold diggers if they leave and they're going to resent him for it. They'll spend the rest of their lives making his hell. It's a catch-22 for the women. They can't leave and they don't want to stay.

True love doesn't exist on a lie and isn't based on one either, especially a fib as big as this one. Money may matter to many women, but trust and basic respect matter more. Money may not even be an important factor in deciding whether to date a guy or not, but it does define his life-style and way of thinking. If suddenly a man told you he's a millionaire and then it turns out he's not, he's a complete stranger in a way. Even if he didn't lie about "everything else" as Fox says, I'd still wonder what else he lied about and doubt every word that came out of his mouth. Way to base a new and "loving" relationship on suspicion and anger.

Fox is being a jerk for thinking this is "entertainment." Either way, the women lose. Despite that, it's dumb of them to go on a show to compete like rabid morons over one man. It elevates the value of a man above a woman and perpetuates an unegalitarian concept. Stupid Fox. If it weren't for the Simpsons, I'd leave you.

:pissed: :angry:

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by iris@Jan 7 2003, 10:01 AM


Fox is being a jerk for thinking this is "entertainment." Either way, the women lose. Despite that, it's dumb of them to go on a show to compete like rabid morons over one man. It elevates the value of a man above a woman and perpetuates an unegalitarian concept. Stupid Fox. If it weren't for the Simpsons, I'd leave you.

:pissed: :angry:
You're right. I'm gonna stop watching it now.


Right after the next week's episode when he takes the women to his stable and makes them shovel manure! :D

[iris]

Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Jan 7 2003, 11:05 PM
Originally posted by iris@Jan 7 2003, 10:01 AM


Fox is being a jerk for thinking this is "entertainment." Either way, the women lose. Despite that, it's dumb of them to go on a show to compete like rabid morons over one man. It elevates the value of a man above a woman and perpetuates an unegalitarian concept. Stupid Fox. If it weren't for the Simpsons, I'd leave you.

:pissed:  :angry:
You're right. I'm gonna stop watching it now.


Right after the next week's episode when he takes the women to his stable and makes them shovel manure! :D
you sick sick but oh so delicious Chinese pastry bun.....

[SunWuKong]

Originally posted by tazadar@Jan 7 2003, 10:36 AM
Let's forget that it's a show and imagine it's real life. You have two choices. Choice one is Erwin (?) which makes $19,000/yr not lying about being rich. Choice two is Jim which looks just as good, but the $50 million is true. You cannot tell me women is not going to choose Jim over Erwin. Case close.
well, if they have exactly identical personalities, then perhaps you are right.
there are some women that don't care that much about money as to go into a relationship for it, because some women are pretty rich themselves.

[iris]

We can't tell which one a woman will choose. Maybe a woman loves Erwin and goes for him over Jim. However, the majority will go with Jim. Now substitute it for Louise and Jennifer and try it with men. It's the same outcome. It's human nature. But they don't do a show with it starring a women with men chasing after her and call it "fun." They can't ever do it again now that the secret is out so no "Jane Millionaire" for the public.

Every gender has it's flaws. We just aren't expected exploit it for entertainment value. If Louise and Jennifer are both equally wealthy and equally "good", but Louise is ugly and Jennifer is beautiful, which one will the majority of men choose?

[Green_Circle]

What if these women willingly seduced him into the bedroom. Then found out the truth later that he wasn't a millionaire, would they have any legal grounds in the courts?



:blink:

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by iris@Jan 7 2003, 10:48 AM
We can't tell which one a woman will choose. Maybe a woman loves Erwin and goes for him over Jim. However, the majority will go with Jim. Now substitute it for Louise and Jennifer and try it with men. It's the same outcome. It's human nature. But they don't do a show with it starring a women with men chasing after her and call it "fun." They can't ever do it again now that the secret is out so no "Jane Millionaire" for the public.

Every gender has it's flaws. We just aren't expected exploit it for entertainment value. If Louise and Jennifer are both equally wealthy and equally "good", but Louise is ugly and Jennifer is beautiful, which one will the majority of men choose?
I'd go with either:

1) Louise: Ugly rich chick. Won't cheat on me when we're married. Nice stable income for me.

2) Jennifer: Fly rich chick. Prolly will cheat on me when we're married. CHA-CHING nice alimony check each month.

You're right I'd go with Jennifer.....I'm Asian Shallow Hal.

Edit: Don't take me seriously I've been up since 3am. **Runs from Iris**

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by tazadar@Jan 7 2003, 10:50 AM
SWK,

Some of scenes I have seem were salivating over money. One thing disturbing to me about those girls are their fantasy for a fairy tale relationship.
They were like Pavlov's dog, when the hostess mentioned he inherited 50 million dollars. And I never seen pupils dilate so much in a person when they saw the chateau.

[iris]

Originally posted by tazadar@Jan 7 2003, 11:53 PM
Originally posted by Green_Circle@Jan 7 2003, 07:51 AM
What if these women willingly seduced him into the bedroom. Then found out the truth later that he wasn't a millionaire, would they have any legal grounds in the courts?



                             :blink:
No. There's no contract.
They signed a standard release agreement to appear on a show called "Joe Millionaire" where the male is worth a sum of money so that he can be defined as a "millionaire." I don't know what the legal ramifications are.

I already have less pity for them because they're appearing on a show called "Joe Millionaire," to find true "love." I'm just bitter because I think the concept behind the show degrades the women gender as a whole.

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by iris@Jan 7 2003, 11:00 AM
I'm just bitter because I think the concept behind the show degrades the women gender as a whole.
Don't be bitter.

I'll take you to Joe's Shanghai for xiao long bao's when you come back. And you can pay for it.

Gender role reversal.

[iris]

Originally posted by tazadar@Jan 7 2003, 11:57 PM
iris,

At least I am going to admit it. Of course the guy will go for the beautiful one. I understand why women would have a problem with Erwin, because being ambition is a character of a person. Amount of money a person has equates power and power is attractive feature of a man for women. Erwin though good looking and probably with a great personality has a major turn-off - unambitious life.
"At least"? You just said that a major factor of attraction for women is ambition. Therefore, another reason why some women would not go for Erwin. And I already said the majority would probably go for Jim. While men choose women for procreation (i.e. health and looks), women choose by survival and protection of the children (i.e. financial security and looks). But this is a hypothetical game we're playing and beyond the point. Who cares about those women, they put themselves in the line of fire. At the same time, FOX as a national television show should have some concientious programming, but hey what are we asking of a network that came up with Fox Sports and their oh so lovely cast of anchors.

[iris]

Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Jan 8 2003, 12:02 AM
Don't be bitter.

I'll take you to Joe's Shanghai for xiao long bao's when you come back. And you can pay for it.

Gender role reversal.
:lol: :lol: I'm a "dutch" girl myself honey. :rolleyes:

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by iris@Jan 7 2003, 11:04 AM
While men choose women for procreation (i.e. health and looks), women choose by survival and protection of the children (i.e. financial security and looks).
You can blame mother nature for that one. Testesterone in men and oxytocin in women.

[iris]

Originally posted by tazadar@Jan 8 2003, 12:09 AM
"Gender role reversal."

That's funny, Doc.

irs,


They signed a contract to be on the show called "Joe Millionaire." I am sure Fox's team of lawyer had written a solid contract that will prevent lawsuits.
True that. Damn Fox!! When The Simpsons are over and Malcom grows up, I will kick you to the curb!

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by iris@Jan 7 2003, 11:04 AM
but hey what are we asking of a network that came up with Fox Sports and their oh so lovely cast of anchors.
Hey! I like the FOX NFL team!

**raWr** Miss Barberi

[AliBabaIncorporated]

Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Jan 6 2003, 09:25 PM
Two Asian women. They're both gross.
Yeah, Mary (the "I expect my men to make a certain amount of money" physician) walking into the ball wearing sunglasses and acting like she's all that ... hahah classic. high on yourself much?

Originally posted by Green_Circle@Jan 7 2003, 10:51 AM
What if these women willingly seduced him into the bedroom. Then found out the truth later that he wasn't a millionaire, would they have any legal grounds in the courts?
maybe they would consider it as rape, like in the case of the woman who consented to sex with a guy who threatened to put a curse on her ... heh.

[Jenny]

Originally posted by AliBabaIncorporated@Jan 7 2003, 11:42 AM
maybe they would consider it as rape, like in the case of the woman who consented to sex with a guy who threatened to put a curse on her ... heh.
I'm sure there was something in the contract that allows FOX to misinform them like that..

[angel nympho]

Originally posted by Jenny@Jan 7 2003, 07:50 PM
I'm sure there was something in the contract that allows FOX to misinform them like that..
Werd. Here in America, that kind of behavior on a woman's part is called "stupid."

[noname]

Originally posted by AliBabaIncorporated@Jan 7 2003, 03:42 PM
Yeah, Mary (the "I expect my men to make a certain amount of money" physician) walking into the ball wearing sunglasses and acting like she's all that ... hahah classic. high on yourself much?


Mary is the doctor who made it to the second round
The one who wore the shades (and was later cut) was, I think, Katie

[Green_Circle]

Originally posted by tazadar@Jan 7 2003, 03:53 PM
Originally posted by Green_Circle@Jan 7 2003, 07:51 AM
What if these women willingly seduced him into the bedroom. Then found out the truth later that he wasn't a millionaire, would they have any legal grounds in the courts?



                             :blink:
No. There's no contract.
Taz,did you feel that quake?


:(

[kasia]

Originally posted by AliBabaIncorporated@Jan 7 2003, 11:42 AM
maybe they would consider it as rape, like in the case of the woman who consented to sex with a guy who threatened to put a curse on her ... heh.
i know that woman. the guy kidnapped her and held her hostage for years. it was rape because she didn't really consent. he claimed to be a witch-doctor and threatened to kill her family.

there have been other cases, though, where women have sued for rape, claiming that there was really no consent b/c the guy lied about loving her :blink: those didn't work... i think lying about having money would be more like lying about loving the girl. it wouldn't really be like putting her under duress. it would be more like giving her a false incentive to sleep with them.

also, with joe millionaire, wouldn't it be possible for him to eventually become a millionaire now that he's a star in his own show on FOX? he most likely would be making more than $19K after this, right?

[Commando_turned_MD]

It proves the theory that most female would marry any guy............as long as he is break 7 or 8 figs /year

:P

[kimpossible]

Originally posted by tazadar@Jan 7 2003, 03:15 PM
I think the guy - Evan is his name (not Erwin) - can get acting jobs, TV appearances, or modelling work. Joe Millionaire is a set up, but - for real - the girls are being taken for a ride. Some of Evan's comments felt to me scripted. I don't believe Evan is telling us the truth about himself. He must be an aspiring actor or currently a model.
I'm with you on that one. Though I find it entertaining I don't believe it isn't scripted. I think everyone on the show was 'aspiring' for some sort of acting or modeling gig. Not much more than a resume builder.

That guy, Evan, reminds me exactly of Kronk from The Emporer's New Groove. He's not very good looking.

[Arb Nam]

If I'm not mistaken, the promos did say that he was a construction worker.

[lethal]

Entertainment Tonight reported that was formerly an underwear model.

[Chinkaholic]

The show's not as good as I thought it'd be, bleh.

[Jenny]

ROFL, credits to someone at my message board (http://jennyhyun.tv) :lol:
<img src='http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/art2/marriott2.jpg[/img]
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/art2/marriott3.jpg
and
http://www.jennyhyun.tv/home/viewthread.ph...d=787&pid=10293 (http://www.jennyhyun.tv/home/viewthread.php?action=attachment&tid=787&pid=10293)

[kimpossible]

Originally posted by Jenny@Jan 7 2003, 08:39 PM
ROFL, credits to someone at my message board (http://jennyhyun.tv) :lol:
<img src='http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/art2/marriott2.jpg[/img]
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/art2/marriott3.jpg
and
http://www.jennyhyun.tv/home/viewthread.ph...d=787&pid=10293 (http://www.jennyhyun.tv/home/viewthread.php?action=attachment&tid=787&pid=10293)
eew. really. eew.

[Chinkaholic]

*shudder* :ph34r:

[noname]

Originally posted by noname@Jan 7 2003, 06:46 PM

Mary is the doctor who made it to the second round
The one who wore the shades (and was later cut) was, I think, Katie
Oh my bad
Katie is the doctor, so the original poster got that right)
Mary is the one who got cut

[deez nuts]

Omg he looks like David Hasselhoff in those pics!

Them underwear is really form fitting aren't they? Geeezus...man..... :gross:

[achtungbaby]

Okay, I have no idea where this thread is going, but I must say...I caught about 10 minutes of the show the other night, and I swear, I thought I was high because the whole absurdity of it all left me feeling a bit woozy. Not that I don't like stupid shit, but come on!! *yells*

They friggen played "suspense" music when one of the girls asked for his MIDDLE NAME, and he made this big deal about how he had to "think on his feet."

I had thought this show was out to just bash women, but apparently the sheer stupidity of one man alone evens things up.

[luv]

Is anyone else watching Joe Millionaire? I'm not sure if I saw a thread about this. I think it is an utterably horrible concept, but I can't help watching it week after week.

[JohnAD]

Not anymore. All the ladies that I liked got axed. Now it's just a cat-fest. My wife is still watching it, though. I think someone here compared it to a horrible car accident. You want to look away, but you can't stop yourself :blink: .

John.

[iris]

Here is the thread on that luv. I'll ask Princess to merge them.

Joe Millionaire (http://forums.yellowworld.org/index.php?act=ST&f=48&t=4838&hl=joe+millionaire)

[luv]

This is an awful show, but (I know this is incredible stretch) it reminded me of Cinderella, where a Fairy Godmother dressed her up so the prince thought she was a lady. No one thinks Cinderella's a gold-digger -- is this a double-standard?

[angel nympho]

Originally posted by tazadar@Jan 8 2003, 04:22 PM
Those pictures look like photoshop'd. I believe the pictures if it's a printed ad scan.
It's true. Read the latest US magazine. He tried modeling for about a year, hated it and went back home.

[ism]

Cinderella was oppressed by other women and certainly was constrained to a life of misery. It was true love. It was a fairy tale. These women aren't being oppressed. They have every opportunity to be successful. Love... err, right. No way near close.

[TyroneK(prettypretty)]

Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Jan 8 2003, 08:45 AM
Omg he looks like David Hasselhoff in those pics!

Them underwear is really form fitting aren't they? Geeezus...man..... :gross:
Germans must love him.

[VV o n g B a]

finale is going on right now for those that care. i'll try to catch the last half hour or so prolly.

[VV o n g B a]

Originally posted by tazadar@Feb 17 2003, 07:36 PM
Spoiler


Don't know if this is true. Joe Millionaire is the joke. All the girls were in on it from the start. They know Joe is not a millionaire.
interesting. i don't know if i would really care tho either way. it was a spectacle...

[kangal]

wow...that's a good scenario...the other theory i heard was that the girl would have the choice between joe or the million.....how cool is that!

[VV o n g B a]

Originally posted by kangal@Feb 17 2003, 07:44 PM
wow...that's a good scenario...the other theory i heard was that the girl would have the choice between joe or the million.....how cool is that!
man... no contest. she's gotta go for the million.

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Originally posted by tazadar@Feb 17 2003, 05:36 PM
Spoiler


Don't know if this is true. Joe Millionaire is the joke. All the girls were in on it from the start. They know Joe is not a millionaire.
Wouldn't be surprised if all these braincell-killing shows are fixed....took me years to figure out why nobody ever bled on Springer. <_<

[lethal]

Alright...no spoilers for people on the West Coast...they should get a chance to find out too.

[kangal]

Wouldn't be surprised if all these braincell-killing shows are fixed

well the beauty of this show is that it IS fixed...it just feels good seeing those women ho themselves out when there's no pot of gold at the end of this rainbow....

[ism]

Watching it right now, and yes, please hold any information for three hours until the West Coast has a chance.

To try and tie this to YW, here's a hypothetical situation. There were 20 women. Out of this pool, there was 1 black, 3 Asians, and the rest look white to me (can someone tell if any are hispanic?). Suppose the final choice was one of the Asians. Would anyone be disturbed by this?

[angel nympho]

Originally posted by ism@Feb 18 2003, 02:41 AM
To try and tie this to YW, here's a hypothetical situation. There were 20 women. Out of this pool, there was 1 black, 3 Asians, and the rest look white to me (can someone tell if any are hispanic?). Suppose the final choice was one of the Asians. Would anyone be disturbed by this?
I wouldn't be. But I'm almost 100% certain that people would shout *ASIAPHILE!* Whatevah. =T

[Saiko]

Heh. I knew it.
The whole time I was like, "They have to give him a million bucks in the end. Plus, if one chick leaves him because he has no money, then he can get the million bucks and be like, 'Hey bitch. I got cash and you don't.'" XD

[ism]

HEY HEY HEY NO SPOILERS
DO NOT READ THE PREVIOUS MESSAGE IF YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS

[mr. x]

Whenever theres a choice of an asian girl on these dating shows, they always seem to lose out (good thing/bad thing?) anyway, i remember on one the episodes the asian girl was talking with the others about hoo they thought would get picked and one suggested her, and she's like "psh, yeah right." She's like the female version of me, except i wouldnt be on the show on the first place.

[mr. x]

eh, not much of a spoiler, most of the peoples rumoring on the internet figured thats wat was gonna happen.

[specialK]

hey, could someone pm me and tell me what happened please? i came home too late to see. thanks.

[ism]

Originally posted by angel nympho@Feb 17 2003, 09:44 PM
I wouldn't be. But I'm almost 100% certain that people would shout *ASIAPHILE!* Whatevah. =T
From the pool, it's apparent he had a say in what kind of women he wanted to choose from. Personally, I think the one black woman who was quickly cut out was a race he didn't want, and that FOX had to put in as a token. There were no apparent latinas, and the 3 Asians are disproportionate to the general American population. Take this as a guess or fact, but supposing he had a say in the pool, does this change your mind?

[applehead]

Originally posted by ism@Feb 17 2003, 07:23 PM
HEY HEY HEY NO SPOILERS
DO NOT READ THE PREVIOUS MESSAGE IF YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS
wow.

kekekekek

[ism]

Originally posted by applehead@Feb 17 2003, 10:45 PM
wow.

kekekekek
Sorry... just wanted to make sure whoever didn't want the spoilers saw that before the spoiler. Not really shouting at Saiko. In retrospect, I should have put it in some funky colors.

[blkazngirl]

Never watched the show until tonight. I would have been somewhat leary of an invitation to some "rich" guys place. You can tell that no one did their "homework". With all the use of the internet, all the little gold-diggers had to do was check and see if he really existed.

I would have had a problem with carrying the lie, specially when there was someone that I really cared about. If you lied once, what would keep you from lying again would be in the back of the other persons mind.

[mr. x]

i bet the "secret" is that the butlers not really english.

That must be devastating

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Originally posted by ism@Feb 17 2003, 07:23 PM
HEY HEY HEY NO SPOILERS
DO NOT READ THE PREVIOUS MESSAGE IF YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS
Is this supposed to make me NOT want to read it?

[ism]

Originally posted by blkazngirl@Feb 17 2003, 10:56 PM
I would have had a problem with carrying the lie, specially when there was someone that I really cared about. If you lied once, what would keep you from lying again would be in the back of the other persons mind.
I had a discussion with Meena regarding this and I initially felt the same way. In further thinking, the lie was a neccessity to keep the show going, plus he probably was bound by contract not to reveal the lie until the end. With that in mind, is the lie as bad?

[ism]

Originally posted by mr. x@Feb 17 2003, 11:03 PM
i bet the "secret" is that the butlers not really english.

That must be devastating
Haha, one of my lesser theories was that all the women are lesbians.

[ism]

Originally posted by FrozenPizza@Feb 17 2003, 11:08 PM
Originally posted by ism@Feb 17 2003, 07:23 PM
]HEY HEY HEY NO SPOILERS
DO NOT READ THE PREVIOUS MESSAGE IF YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS
Is this supposed to make me NOT want to read it?
Err... no... that's where the "if" comes in.

If you really don't want to read it, and don't have the willpower to prevent yourself from reading it, tell me where you live and I'll make you. =P

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Make me what, dinner? :P Go check out that one pic that Hapa put out in the other thread. Don't think I have the motivation to heat anything up right now.

[applehead]

Originally posted by ism@Feb 17 2003, 07:53 PM
Originally posted by applehead@Feb 17 2003, 10:45 PM
wow.

kekekekek
Sorry... just wanted to make sure whoever didn't want the spoilers saw that before the spoiler. Not really shouting at Saiko. In retrospect, I should have put it in some funky colors.
yeah... it was the "color" of the font.
uh huh.

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Regarding spoilers, I almost always enjoy a movie the second time I watch it b/c then I don't hafta worry about following the plot and wondering what's going on. My comprehension is terrible due to ADD (never officially diagnosed but I have suspicions) but the 2nd time around I have an idea of all the cool parts so I get to writhe in my seat with anticipation before those scenes.

[applehead]

Originally posted by ism@Feb 17 2003, 08:16 PM
I had a discussion with Meena regarding this and I initially felt the same way. In further thinking, the lie was a neccessity to keep the show going, plus he probably was bound by contract not to reveal the lie until the end. With that in mind, is the lie as bad?
okay. and he probably doesn't "really care" about her.
if he "really cared" about her, i'm sure he would've told her,
contract or not, beforehand.

[applehead]

Originally posted by FrozenPizza@Feb 17 2003, 08:43 PM
Regarding spoilers, I almost always enjoy a movie the second time I watch it b/c then I don't hafta worry about following the plot and wondering what's going on. My comprehension is terrible due to ADD (never officially diagnosed but I have suspicions) but the 2nd time around I have an idea of all the cool parts so I get to writhe in my seat with anticipation before those scenes.
the first time i watch a movie... it's always for the plot.
the second time around i pay closer attention to the script.
and the third time i watch it to scrutinize the acting.

[Napoleon Chynamite]

first time: look for cool parts
second time: revel in cool parts
third time: ask Meena to watch it with me

[deez nuts]

He should've went for the boobs! A la the land of milk and honey!

Sarah! Sarah! Sarah! Come on she got nice feet too, allegedly. Plus she likes to be tied up!

[kimpossible]

Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Feb 18 2003, 05:21 AM
He should've went for the boobs! A la the land of milk and honey!

Sarah! Sarah! Sarah! Come on she got nice feet too, allegedly. Plus she likes to be tied up!
What are you talking about? Most of 'em had decent flotation devices. Prolly a show requirement. I wasn't exactly shocked about the whole "I choose you Pikachu!" er... I mean "Zora-chu!" Their script was treacly and they were horrible actors. Almost like they were reading from cue cards.

But I think Sarah's reaction was for real. Man, what a brush-off.

Kronk/Evan: "What I'm trying to express is, thanks for the (slurp) (slurp) (gulp) in the bushes outside the estate one night. Hope the door doesn't hit your booty as hard as I did on your way out."

[deez nuts]

Never! My Sarah got robbed! She worked the hardest<slurp><slurp><gulp><moan> and walking into his room to see the "moon" again.....i'll show you a moon, Sarah.

Sarah got some big'uns compared to Zora. And come on, you saw the bondage foot fetish pics. The woman is a freak!

[yoMAMA]

To be honest, I think Sarah the mortgage specialist/bondage DIVA :P is the only decent looking women there.

Joe's horse has a face better looking than most of the other girls IMO :lol:

[applehead]

Originally posted by yoMAMA@Feb 18 2003, 07:50 AM


Joe's horse has a face better looking than most of the other girls IMO :lol:
joe's horse probably looks better than joe.
joe is a hero in a romance novel...gone BAD.

[ism]

Originally posted by applehead@Feb 18 2003, 11:32 AM
Originally posted by yoMAMA@Feb 18 2003, 07:50 AM


Joe's horse has a face better looking than most of the other girls IMO &nbsp;:lol:
joe's horse probably looks better than joe.
joe is a hero in a romance novel...gone BAD.
Ermm... instead of ripping a bodice off... he burns it?

[kimpossible]

Originally posted by ism@Feb 18 2003, 10:22 AM
Originally posted by applehead@Feb 18 2003, 11:32 AM
Originally posted by yoMAMA@Feb 18 2003, 07:50 AM


Joe's horse has a face better looking than most of the other girls IMO :lol:
joe's horse probably looks better than joe.
joe is a hero in a romance novel...gone BAD.
Ermm... instead of ripping a bodice off... he burns it?
No, no. What meena is trying to express, and rightly so, is that Joe Millionaire dude aka Evan whateverhisnameis is dopey buttass ugly hairy gorrila boy.

[mr. x]

Hmm, i think its good that he selected the "down to earth" one but, the finale seemed a lil setup, didnt it, what with sarah's restrained smile.

[mr. x]

She can bondage me any day though