MILF thread

[SunWuKong]

post pics of MILFs you like here... :D

[deez nuts]

Oh geez.....

[Commando_turned_MD]

I would banged Senator H. Clinton--power chick, M. Steward, Faith Hill :P (the best here), C.Crawford, & Kathy Ireland.
*Not in any particular order........

[wylin]

Originally posted by SunWuKung@Jan 13 2003, 03:17 PM
post pics of MILFs you like here... :D
my own mama, whoops that belongs in the edphous complex topic....jk

my friend cassey (not kasia) has one super hot mom...thats like 10x better then her man i wanna make cassey a sister or brother!

[Craig]

http://www.chez.com/cheung/gal2/images/mag8.jpg
Maggie Cheung

[kasia]

maggie's a mom now?

[Craig]

Originally posted by kasia@Jan 13 2003, 05:29 PM
maggie's a mom now?
I thought the term was an age-relative thing. I saw it refer to HH in the other thread; I don't remember her being mentioning being a mother. So, I thought any female older was fair game.

[SunWuKong]

Originally posted by Craig@Jan 13 2003, 06:26 PM
http://www.chez.com/cheung/gal2/images/mag8.jpg
Maggie Cheung
maggie's not showing up

[SunWuKong]

but hehehe my number one MILF is, of course, my queen, Faye :)
don't want to browse for her pics right here at work
but i'll put some up later

[kasia]

Originally posted by Craig@Jan 13 2003, 03:32 PM
I thought the term was an age-relative thing.  I saw it refer to HH in the other thread; I don't remember her being mentioning being a mother.  So, I thought any female older was fair game.
oh, okay. i was just curious. haven't been keeping up with the news on h.k. celebrities. aside from daniel wu. :)

would the female equivalent be 'FILF'?

[Craig]

http://www.chinese.altocelebs.com/l/loretta-lee/a-000181-im-002031.jpghttp://www.chinese.altocelebs.com/l/loretta-lee/a-000181-im-002039.jpg
http://www.chinese.altocelebs.com/l/loretta-lee/a-000181-im-002027.jpghttp://www.chinese.altocelebs.com/l/loretta-lee/a-000181-im-002030.jpg
Loretta Lee

[wylin]

Originally posted by kasia@Jan 13 2003, 03:36 PM
oh, okay. i was just curious. haven't been keeping up with the news on h.k. celebrities. aside from daniel wu. :)

would the female equivalent be 'FILF'?
Uncle Fucker

[SunWuKong]

Originally posted by Craig@Jan 13 2003, 06:45 PM
http://www.chinese.altocelebs.com/l/loretta-lee/a-000181-im-002031.jpghttp://www.chinese.altocelebs.com/l/loretta-lee/a-000181-im-002039.jpg
http://www.chinese.altocelebs.com/l/loretta-lee/a-000181-im-002027.jpghttp://www.chinese.altocelebs.com/l/loretta-lee/a-000181-im-002030.jpg
Loretta Lee
not showing up either
but i know who she is :luv:
she won an award in Europe (italy or germany or france...) for Ordinary Heros

[AznYam]

who's faye?

[deez nuts]

Faye and Maggie got some wicked eyebrow action going on sometimes.

**ducks from MK**

[SunWuKong]

Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Jan 13 2003, 07:35 PM
Faye and Maggie got some wicked eyebrow action going on sometimes.

**ducks from MK**
d00d faye and maggie are both so MILF
they rock my world
i want a MILF menage trois with those two

[AznYam]

oh her. she's my gf's aunt's cousin. :P

[mrazntre]

bllkazngirl.

[kimpossible]

Y'all going to have to wait until I breed. Then I can be MILF. Right now I'm just Christmas Cake.

[mrazntre]

i thought you were just cream without the coffee.

[mrazntre]

MILK me baby, mOOOoooo!

[TyroneK(prettypretty)]

Originally posted by Hello_Hapa@Jan 13 2003, 09:51 PM
Y'all going to have to wait until I breed. Then I can be MILF. Right now I'm just Christmas Cake.
First of all guys, I said "MILFy" not "MILF." "MILFy" meaning having the qualities of a milf. I didn't actually label her a MILF.

At the risk of offending Mama Hapa, I think she's like YW's version of Julianne Moore in Boogie Nights.

Don't you have to be unmarried to be "Christmas Cake?"

[TyroneK(prettypretty)]

Pictures, fools:

Ms. Mullaly.
http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/tv_pix/nbc/will_and_grace_cast_photos/megan_mullally/will.jpg

Raquel
http://www.thespiannet.com/actresses/W/welch_raquel/welch1.jpg

The Original MILF
http://www.wallsoffame.com/assets/images/GRADUATEx.jpg

[SunWuKong]

oooh anne bancroft in the graduate....

nice....

[teaz0r]

angelina jolie.
and one of the blades from her knife collection pressed against my thigh.

[kimpossible]

Originally posted by VBKao@Jan 13 2003, 08:48 PM
First of all guys, I said "MILFy" not "MILF." "MILFy" meaning having the qualities of a milf. I didn't actually label her a MILF.

At the risk of offending Mama Hapa, I think she's like YW's version of Julianne Moore in Boogie Nights.

Don't you have to be unmarried to be "Christmas Cake?"
Dunno. Just thought you had to be over 25. *scratches head*

hee hee. at least you know what i was talking about.

edit: uh... wait. I'm 30. Not 40. Then again I am will's grandma.

[pfc beansprout]

any GILF's out there? :P hehehe..NOW, that's a tougher question......................

[TyroneK(prettypretty)]

Originally posted by pfc beansprout@Jan 14 2003, 01:32 AM
any GILF's out there? :P hehehe..NOW, that's a tougher question......................
<img src='http://home.bip.net/dan.nordlof/gallery5/Sophia%20Loren.jpg[/img]

How about Sophia Loren?

[Fireblade]

Watch Irma Vep. Maggie Cheung is smoking in that picture. Faye Wong is a chinese superstar. She's really popular and is known all over asia. Kinda like Madonna.

[ren28]

Christy Chung.

http://www.chinese.altocelebs.com/c/christy-chung/a-000031-im-000526.jpg

[SunWuKong]

Originally posted by ren28@Jan 14 2003, 06:37 PM
Christy Chung.

http://www.chinese.altocelebs.com/c/christy-chung/a-000031-im-000526.jpg
christy chung is starting to become :gross:

[thaite]

Catherine Zeta

http://www.azcentral.com/ent/gifs/0104czj.jpg

[kasia]

Originally posted by SunWuKung@Jan 14 2003, 03:51 PM
Originally posted by ren28@Jan 14 2003, 06:37 PM
Christy Chung.

http://www.chinese.altocelebs.com/c/christy-chung/a-000031-im-000526.jpg
christy chung is starting to become :gross:
christy chung and LT kissed before.

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Definitely Heather Locklear

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by FrozenPizza@Jan 14 2003, 07:57 PM
Definitely Heather Locklear
Oh yeah.

[kasia]

Originally posted by FrozenPizza@Jan 14 2003, 04:57 PM
Definitely Heather Locklear
i second that. i love heather locklear. not that i would do her or anything.

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Originally posted by kasia@Jan 15 2003, 12:58 AM
i second that. i love heather locklear. not that i would do her or anything.
Yea........me neither.......yup that's right :P

[SunWuKong]

Originally posted by kasia@Jan 14 2003, 07:43 PM
Originally posted by SunWuKung@Jan 14 2003, 03:51 PM
Originally posted by ren28@Jan 14 2003, 06:37 PM
Christy Chung.

http://www.chinese.altocelebs.com/c/christy-chung/a-000031-im-000526.jpg
christy chung is starting to become :gross:
christy chung and LT kissed before.
who's LT?

[kasia]

Originally posted by SunWuKung@Jan 14 2003, 05:45 PM
Originally posted by kasia@Jan 14 2003, 07:43 PM
Originally posted by SunWuKung@Jan 14 2003, 03:51 PM
Originally posted by ren28@Jan 14 2003, 06:37 PM
Christy Chung.

http://www.chinese.altocelebs.com/c/christy-chung/a-000031-im-000526.jpg
christy chung is starting to become :gross:
christy chung and LT kissed before.
who's LT?
lethal weapon. he likes to be called 'LT'.

[SunWuKong]

oh really. he kissed her before?

[kasia]

the bodyguard. haven't you seen it?

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Did they? I don't think they did. They almost did, but I dont think they actually did...hmmm I actually don't ever remember Jet Li kissing anybody in any of his movies.

[SunWuKong]

hello. i'm an idiot. yeah nice one kasie.

[himura-dono]

i refuse to post any pictures in this thread

*having accidentally banged a friend's mom, he shall not be held accountable for any jokes in this thread. all jokes directed to him tho, will be resolved by mortal combat in a pit fight.

[Adaon]

Originally posted by himura-dono@Jan 15 2003, 02:04 PM
i refuse to post any pictures in this thread

*having accidentally banged a friend's mom, he shall not be held accountable for any jokes in this thread. all jokes directed to him tho, will be resolved by mortal combat in a pit fight.
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[ChinaLama]

I just found out that Farrah Fawcett posed in her first Playboy issue when she was in her 40s. Wow, talk about a MILF. A woman who starts posing nude in her 40s, maybe LATE 40s, and sells millions of issues? Move the hell over, Janice aka Stifler's Mom!

anyway anyone else want to talk about milfs? no, this is not a topic goading a certain person to once again report one of his adventures, it's all thanks to a combination of vh1, google, and one of btr's threads that mentioned charlie's angels.

[Napoleon Chynamite]

A while back I tried to start a DILF (dad I'd like'ta fuck) thread in the women's section but it seemed to be very short-lived......

[moschikat]

Diane Lane.

[Deadpool]

Brooke Burke: oh my gaaawd
<img src='http://www.stuffmagazine.com/girls/brooke_burke_ii/brooke_burke_ii_l3.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

<img src='http://www.stuffmagazine.com/girls/brooke_burke_ii/brooke_burke_ii_l9.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Is Brooke Burke a mother? Speaking of Brooke, I'd choose Brooke Berry. She's this half Japanese/half white model. Too lazy to find pictures right now, but holy shit.&nbsp; Unless Berry is a porn last name, I assume her dad is white.&nbsp; Daddy done good, fer real&nbsp; :luv:

[tommyhtown]

MILFs.&nbsp; Love 'em.&nbsp; Should there be a minimum age for a MILF?&nbsp;

[SunWuKong]

let's make this the hot MILF thread, where we have to post pics of MILFs.

[lethal]

They have to actually be moms, not just old enough to be moms.

[krome]

Yea, there some hot mama's out there, true dat.
However, they bring several issues to the table if you ever want to have a relationship with one.
1) Her kids
2) She will always return to her babys' daddy, at some point or other, periodically (see Pamela & Tommy Lee)

[lethal]

No pics in this thread. Put pics here (http://forums.yellowworld.org/index.php?showtopic=5102&hl=milf).

Unless someone can merge the topics.&nbsp; I can't do it since the other one is in a&nbsp; different forum.

[SunWuKong]

<!--QuoteBegin-lethalweapon+Jul 31 2003, 12:03 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (lethalweapon @ Jul 31 2003, 12:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> No pics in this thread. Put pics here (http://forums.yellowworld.org/index.php?showtopic=5102&hl=milf).

Unless someone can merge the topics. I can't do it since the other one is in a different forum. [/b][/quote]
oh shit, i forgot all about that thread.&nbsp; merging now.

[himura-dono]

dammit lamaboi, why'd you ressurect this thread x_X!!!

[hooligan]

kelly hu :D i'll find some pictures later

[thaite]

<img src='http://www.azcentral.com/arizonarepublic/news/gifs/breaking/Zeta-Jones-ON.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

Catherine Zeta-Jones

[krome]

Kelly Hu's got a kid?&nbsp;

[RasFarengi]

GONG LI,GONG LI,GONG LI,GONG LI,GONG LI,GONG LI,GONG LI,GONG LI,GONG LI,GONG LI,GONG LI,GONG LI,GONG LI,GONG LI,GONG LI

She may be 38, but DAMN!

Oh and...Angela Basset,Angela Basset,Angela Basset,Angela Basset,Angela Basset,Angela Basset,Angela Basset,Angela Basset,

She is 40, but oh well, I don't give a damn...

[mr. x]

<!--QuoteBegin-RasFarengi+Jul 31 2003, 12:29 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (RasFarengi @ Jul 31 2003, 12:29 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> GONG LI,GONG LI,GONG LI,GONG LI,GONG LI,GONG LI,GONG LI,GONG LI,GONG LI,GONG LI,GONG LI,GONG LI,GONG LI,GONG LI,GONG LI

She may be 38, but DAMN!

Oh and...Angela Basset,Angela Basset,Angela Basset,Angela Basset,Angela Basset,Angela Basset,Angela Basset,Angela Basset,

She is 40, but oh well, I don't give a damn... [/b][/quote]
would u leave your wife for em in a heartbeat?

[mr. x]

oh man, about zeta jones, some dude posted a pic in the Rotten tomatoes forum (movie website) with a topless (apparently) zeta jones smoking a ciggy. most disturbing thing i ever saw on the net. is this thing for real? and if not, why arent people outraged?

[RasFarengi]

Mr. X:

To answer your question.

NO!!

[yoMAMA]

I love to bang ghost!


:P

<img src='http://user.chollian.net/~movieland/html/hk/joey.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

[yoMAMA]

Just in case you don't watch hk movies, her name is Wang Zuxian (Joey Wong) of the 'A Chinese ghost story' fame.

I love that movie so much!&nbsp; :o

[Faithless]

Thread killa in the houzzz!&nbsp; :ph34r:

<img src='http://www.suntimes.co.za/1999/06/13/news/13thin.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

[mr. x]

answer krome's question, kelly hu has a kid?

and if she has a son, will he have a big penis cuz of his white blood or a small one cuz of his asian blood (thanks mom! :angry: )

and yes i am just whining

[Mister Lovegrove]

Dr Ruth.


Just joking!!! :gross:

[Cipherous]

<!--QuoteBegin-mr. x+Aug 2 2003, 12:29 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (mr. x @ Aug 2 2003, 12:29 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> answer krome's question, kelly hu has a kid?

and if she has a son, will he have a big penis cuz of his white blood or a small one cuz of his asian blood (thanks mom! :angry: )

and yes i am just whining [/b][/quote]
probably somewhere in between.

[bigwong235]

<img src='http://bigwong235.homestead.com/files/angelinajolie9.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

the tat's secksay.

[bigwong235]

<img src='http://bigwong235.homestead.com/files/angelinajolie10.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

[ChinaLama]

<!--QuoteBegin-ChottoMatte+Aug 2 2003, 07:28 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ChottoMatte @ Aug 2 2003, 07:28 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Thread killa in the houzzz! :ph34r:

<img src='http://www.suntimes.co.za/1999/06/13/news/13thin.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> [/b][/quote]
roseanne proly gets more dick than most men will get pussy, so can't really rag on her. :-(

[TyroneK(prettypretty)]

Jolie's too young to be a MILF.

I know there's no preset age limit for MILFdom, but I don't start thinking of women as MILF's until they're about 35 or so. Until then, they're just hot women with kids.

Also, it helps if they look a little older, like you can tell they have all sorts of things to teach you just by the look on their face. I think that's the strongest part of the MILF appeal.

Julianne Moore's definitely a MILF.

<img src='http://users.ticnet.com/tongue/2juliannemoore.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

[yoMAMA]

What's she doing with a samuri sword?

[Faithless]

<!--QuoteBegin-ChinaLama+Aug 5 2003, 09:21 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ChinaLama @ Aug 5 2003, 09:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-ChottoMatte+Aug 2 2003, 07:28 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ChottoMatte @ Aug 2 2003, 07:28 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> Thread killa in the houzzz! :ph34r:

<img src='http://www.suntimes.co.za/1999/06/13/news/13thin.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> [/b][/quote]
roseanne proly gets more dick than most men will get pussy, so can't really rag on her. :-( [/b][/quote]
But we can rag on the men -- fucking shame on you all. :rolleyes: Do you really want to hear "Are you done? Then can you get off me now, you prick!" all the time.

[TyroneK(prettypretty)]

<!--QuoteBegin-yoMAMA+Aug 6 2003, 09:15 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (yoMAMA @ Aug 6 2003, 09:15 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> What's she doing with a samuri sword? [/b][/quote]
Licking it, obviously.

MILF's do crazy shit like that. God bless 'em.

[ChinaLama]

when's she gonna stop licking and start sticking? :-D

[SunWuKong]

somebody needs to build a Real Ultimate MILF site.

[shy]

<!--QuoteBegin-Deadpool+Jul 30 2003, 04:13 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Deadpool @ Jul 30 2003, 04:13 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <img src='http://www.stuffmagazine.com/girls/brooke_burke_ii/brooke_burke_ii_l9.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> [/b][/quote]
gulp... oh my gawd is right...

i think i will have dreams of boobies tonight. if i'm lucky! :wub:

[Fireblade]

^-- Oh yes. She is definitely a MILF.

[shy]

<!--QuoteBegin-Fireblade+Aug 6 2003, 12:36 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Fireblade @ Aug 6 2003, 12:36 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> ^-- Oh yes. She is definitely a MILF. [/b][/quote]
my god... i can't stop thinking about her glittered covered boobies.

damn whoever posted that photo up! damn you!

if i had a penis, i would have an instant hard on right now.

(can i say penis here?)

[kimpossible]

Penis.


Yep.

[tommyhtown]

FYI,

There are plenty of MILF sightings at department stores and malls all over the US during this back-to-school shopping period.

[Deadpool]

<!--QuoteBegin-shy+Aug 6 2003, 02:19 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (shy @ Aug 6 2003, 02:19 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> my god... i can't stop thinking about her glittered covered boobies.

[/b][/quote]
Quick! The only cure is to take lewd photos of yourself and send them to me. :ph34r:

[AngryABCGirl]

Good god there's a MILF thread here!?

If there's anything that gets YW more excited than race issues, it's sex.

[thaite]

yup

B)

[Deadpool]

MILF, MILF, MILF, MILF, MILF, MILF, MILF, MILF, MILF, MILF, MILF, MILF, MILF, MILF, MILF, MILF, MILF.

[Ogumo]

What is a milf? Do you mean milk?

[yoMAMA]

<!--QuoteBegin-Ogumo+Aug 6 2003, 09:48 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Ogumo @ Aug 6 2003, 09:48 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> What is a milf? Do you mean milk? [/b][/quote]
I think MILF=mother i love fuck

and it's from the American pie series of movies, with that Asian guy character, forgot his name.

[Ogumo]

Isee.haha.

[pfc beansprout]

<!--QuoteBegin-yoMAMA+Aug 7 2003, 12:57 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (yoMAMA @ Aug 7 2003, 12:57 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> I think MILF=mother i love fuck

and it's from the American pie series of movies, with that Asian guy character, forgot his name. [/b][/quote]
nah...it was waaaay before that....american pie just used it in their movie..i remember my friends talkin bout it when i was in 6th grade....

[himura-dono]

<!--QuoteBegin-shy+Aug 6 2003, 02:19 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (shy @ Aug 6 2003, 02:19 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> my god... i can't stop thinking about her glittered covered boobies.

damn whoever posted that photo up! damn you!

if i had a penis, i would have an instant hard on right now.

(can i say penis here?) [/b][/quote]
i'm pretty sure you could say throbbing fuck stick, and be fine... i could be wrong tho, dunno.

[Irezumi Kiss]

i'm pretty sure you could say throbbing fuck stick, and be fine

"Intercontinental Ballistic Missile" always worked for me!

My MILF...the mother of Paris and Nicky Hilton...nnnnnggghhh...

My GILF...she's gotta be nice an' wrinkly an' dry like a pitted prune in the middle of the Sahara Desert....uhhh....Joan Collins? Helen Gurley Brown?? Yoko Ono???

*koff koff*

[mr. x]

speaking of MILF i saw American Wedding and i was like "dang the milfs gained weight or something." watching wats his name (that asian guy) practically jerking off outside the window with the other guy almost made me shake my head

maybe i just like em younger i duno

[jimbo]

Not forgetting these moms.

<!--aimg--><img src='http://www.askmen.com/imagesmodel/cindycrawford/cindy_crawford_150.jpg' alt='--Resize_Images_Alt_Text--' width='150' height='282' class='attach' /> (http://www.askmen.com/imagesmodel/cindycrawford/cindy_crawford_150.jpg)<!--Resize_Images_Hint_Text--><!--/aimg-->

The still lovely as ever cindy crawford.


And Elle Mcpherson.


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Niki Taylor

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Yup thats the holy trinity of milfs!