It's Tough Being A Guy!

[LoneSwordsman]

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat
race, you''re a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy.

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off
your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're an insensitive bastard.

If you thump her, it's wife bashing.
If she thumps you, it's self-defense.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated
woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're
sexist.
If you don't, you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're up on yourself.
If you don't, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.

If you want it too often, you're oversexed.
If you don't, there must be someone else.

NO WONDER MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN!

[Chris]

:lol: hahaha I totally enjoy this one LOL. Good one.

[deez nuts]

True, true.

[himura-dono]

i tell her i make the decisions and if she doesn't like it she can leave...

then i go back to doin the dishes

[mrazntre]

HAHA

[kimpossible]

Sounds about right.

[lethal]

sadly funny but true...

[Arb Nam]

LOL...true....but I wouldnt trade it either. I'll take that any day over periods and pregnencies.

[BaiginLong]

Originally posted by himura-dono@Jan 4 2003, 11:32 AM
i tell her i make the decisions and if she doesn't like it she can leave...

then i go back to doin the dishes
I'm guessing that as Kenshin you also enjoy doing the laundry by hand
:P

[contra_diction]

wow! that's good. hahaha, a genuine laugh of ironic enlightenment.

[artsfartsyjanet]

I think there's an element of truth in it, and its arguments are valid, but I don't completely buy it. *shrug* you're talking to a psych major here. haha... can't help it. *shrug* I'll come back to this forum about how i go about my reasons.

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by artsfartsyjanet@Jan 6 2003, 12:02 PM
I think there's an element of truth in it, and its arguments are valid, but I don't completely buy it. *shrug* you're talking to a psych major here. haha... can't help it. *shrug* I'll come back to this forum about how i go about my reasons.
wow it's like supposed to be a joke?

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by BaiginLong@Jan 6 2003, 06:51 AM
Originally posted by himura-dono@Jan 4 2003, 11:32 AM
i tell her i make the decisions and if she doesn't like it she can leave...

then i go back to doin the dishes
I'm guessing that as Kenshin you also enjoy doing the laundry by hand
:P
And what the hell are you talking about?

[artsfartsyjanet]

Originally posted by tazadar@Jan 6 2003, 12:19 PM
Stop discouraging her, Doc. I would be interested to read Janet's reasons.
*sticking tongue out at csb*
don't hate the magistrate. jk

I know it's a joke but it's my job to put a little serious kick into it! Ukay!? :D

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by artsfartsyjanet@Jan 6 2003, 04:28 PM
*sticking tongue out at csb*
don't hate the magistrate. jk

I know it's a joke but it's my job to put a little serious kick into it! Ukay!? :D
Alrighty...knock yourself out!

I expect A.P.A. format with detailed citations of references and sources!

[himura-dono]

don't mind BL... he's still wrought over amie's relationship with big wong.

[BaiginLong]

Amie.... errr no
Heather (a girl over here in Baylor U)...well that's a problem
*sigh*

hey himura you're the Kenshin fanatic
you should be happy I said that
:P

[himura-dono]

does that mean i can't point, laugh and recall your antics of stupidity when you first got here?

i could easily say, "hey, i thought you'd be glad i remember when you first came here." but that would be a lie :dance:

[artsfartsyjanet]

Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Jan 6 2003, 04:32 PM
Originally posted by artsfartsyjanet@Jan 6 2003, 04:28 PM
*sticking tongue out at csb*
don't hate the magistrate. jk

I know it's a joke but it's my job to put a little serious kick into it! Ukay!?  :D
Alrighty...knock yourself out!

I expect A.P.A. format with detailed citations of references and sources!
That's not exactly what I had in mind, but I will knock myself out! *punch punch* :dance:

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by artsfartsyjanet@Jan 7 2003, 10:50 AM
Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Jan 6 2003, 04:32 PM
Originally posted by artsfartsyjanet@Jan 6 2003, 04:28 PM
*sticking tongue out at csb*
don't hate the magistrate. jk

I know it's a joke but it's my job to put a little serious kick into it! Ukay!? :D
Alrighty...knock yourself out!

I expect A.P.A. format with detailed citations of references and sources!
That's not exactly what I had in mind, but I will knock myself out! *punch punch* :dance:
I'm just teasin ya Janet.

[Adaon]

lol, Himura....hahaha, oh man, BL.....hard times from the past for u to get over......LSM, that was a pretty good collection of irony.....sand and true in too many cases

[Hiroshi2]

Ah yes, that was funny but true.

I wonder if anyone has come up with a women's version of this joke.

[karizma]

that stuff was pretty true...

id STILL rather be a guy than a girl =P

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by karizma@Jan 12 2003, 05:38 PM
that stuff was pretty true...

id STILL rather be a guy than a girl =P
Where's that HH? I'm sure she can give you some tips!

**goes off looking for her**


J/k!

You're both all woman! I think...I hope... :ph34r:

[ChairmanMah]

Originally posted by LoneSwordsman@Jan 4 2003, 08:32 AM
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat
race, you''re a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy.

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off
your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're an insensitive bastard.

If you thump her, it's wife bashing.
If she thumps you, it's self-defense.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated
woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're
sexist.
If you don't, you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're up on yourself.
If you don't, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.

If you want it too often, you're oversexed.
If you don't, there must be someone else.

NO WONDER MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN!
this is a sad case of over ANALyzing the situation.

maybe you should keep telling yourself "who cares what she thinks"

i think that if you dont keep that attitude you will lose your man power.

although i agree that many of those are reasons why men die sooner.

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Originally posted by tazadar@Jan 12 2003, 10:42 PM
Originally posted by karizma@Jan 12 2003, 02:38 PM
that stuff was pretty true...

id STILL rather be a guy than a girl =P
If I was a girl, I wouldn't be able to stop touching myself. :lol:
I used to say that. Then they slapped me so I stopped doing it.

[LoneSwordsman]

Originally posted by ChairmanMah@Jan 13 2003, 10:21 AM
this is a sad case of over ANALyzing the situation.

maybe you should keep telling yourself "who cares what she thinks"

i think that if you dont keep that attitude you will lose your man power.

although i agree that many of those are reasons why men die sooner.
yeah i kno this is an over analysis of extremes
but i didnt do this analysis.....i just got it as one of them mass emails that friends send....

so in the end i just take it as a funny joke, and hence the reason i posted it...