Getting rid of psychotic women!

[Craig]

Any advice on this topic (especially when the standard moving, changing your phone number, etc. doesn't work) ?

[angel nympho]

Tell her your gay. Women ALWAYS understand that and they don't feel unattractive or rejected.

[Craig]

Ok, what if you are dealing with cases that have been going on for several years where you know telling them that you're gay won't work. Especially if you were never involved with the women in the first place. Also, we need to work with the assumption that changing continents isn't a feasible option at the current time.

[angel nympho]

Restraining order. It'll at least scare her into realizing that NO, you do not like her.

[SunWuKong]

Originally posted by Craig@Jan 2 2003, 03:15 PM
Ok, what if you are dealing with cases that have been going on for several years where you know telling them that you're gay won't work. Especially if you were never involved with the women in the first place. Also, we need to work with the assumption that changing continents isn't a feasible option at the current time.
oh damn! that was exactly what i was going to suggest! moving to another continent! hahahha!

um... try kicking her ass?

[teaz0r]

lie to her. simple. most men are equipped biologically to be great liars.
and get caught having sex. (not with her).
that always works?

or just use her and screw her up emotionally.
then dump her. by screwing her best friend.
that always works too.

[deez nuts]

When you're banging her...tag in your friend!

[SunWuKong]

Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Jan 2 2003, 03:47 PM
When you're banging her...tag in your friend!
oh shit that's a great idea. like if you owe a friend a favor.

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by SunWuKung@Jan 2 2003, 03:49 PM
oh shit that's a great idea. like if you owe a friend a favor.
Yes she will be

1)Really repulsed

or

2)Let him come in

If she opts for #2, she's a keeper.

A wise man once told me when he let me take his girl to some med school formal: "What good is a girlfriend if you can't share her with your buds."

Wise words from a ex crack fiend that used to suck the glass cock all day.

[wylin]

Tell her u have genital herpes or warts and are using zovarax and it burns when u pee for sum reason.

[angel nympho]

Originally posted by tazadar@Jan 2 2003, 08:50 PM
outdo her as a pyscho
OHHHH that's a kickass idea!!!

Stalk her!!! Get caught pulling her hair out of her hairbrush! Make love voodoo dolls and make sure she catches you holding them and making kissing noises.

[SunWuKong]

Originally posted by angel nympho@Jan 2 2003, 04:08 PM
OHHHH that's a kickass idea!!!

Stalk her!!!  Get caught pulling her hair out of her hairbrush!  Make love voodoo dolls and make sure she catches you holding them and making kissing noises.
hmmm but seriously, unless you really do some weird shit... would out-psychoing her actually work? or would she actually like that?

[angel nympho]

Originally posted by SunWuKung@Jan 2 2003, 09:17 PM
Originally posted by angel nympho@Jan 2 2003, 04:08 PM
OHHHH that's a kickass idea!!!

Stalk her!!! Get caught pulling her hair out of her hairbrush! Make love voodoo dolls and make sure she catches you holding them and making kissing noises.
hmmm but seriously, unless you really do some weird shit... would out-psychoing her actually work? or would she actually like that?
Nooo, girls, I think, have a tendency to go psycho without really realizing how psycho they are. SHOW her what psycho REALLY is and she'll trip.

Sorta like how girls get weird, but when YOU get weird, it's a total double standard.

[SunWuKong]

Originally posted by angel nympho@Jan 2 2003, 04:22 PM
Originally posted by SunWuKung@Jan 2 2003, 09:17 PM
Originally posted by angel nympho@Jan 2 2003, 04:08 PM
OHHHH that's a kickass idea!!!

Stalk her!!! Get caught pulling her hair out of her hairbrush! Make love voodoo dolls and make sure she catches you holding them and making kissing noises.
hmmm but seriously, unless you really do some weird shit... would out-psychoing her actually work? or would she actually like that?
Nooo, girls, I think, have a tendency to go psycho without really realizing how psycho they are. SHOW her what psycho REALLY is and she'll trip.

Sorta like how girls get weird, but when YOU get weird, it's a total double standard.
oh... i mean would i really have to do some really weird shit to out-psycho a girl?

[SunWuKong]

Originally posted by tazadar@Jan 2 2003, 04:32 PM
I think your mom is really hot. I want to do a threesome with your mom. You win both ways.
unless her mom really isn't hot...

[wylin]

Kill her pets, rip their heads off, bare handed like sub zero style. Then place them on stakes, then burn their rotting carcasses infront of her house. Also urinate on her car, deficate on its hood or interior.

or just be normal and yam her sister or mom or brother if u swing that way

[angel nympho]

Sheiiit, just stalk her. Make sure she's never out from under your watchful eye. Steal her panties. Sleep outside her door. Stare at her without blinking. Plot a kidnapping.

[Craig]

Am I in the minority that thinks most of these suggestions would actually encourage some psychotic females as they are craving attention ?

[VV o n g B a]

u think that suggesting additional sex partners (including her own kin) would encourage her?

[Craig]

Originally posted by VV o n g B a@Jan 2 2003, 04:49 PM
u think that suggesting additional sex partners (including her own kin) would encourage her?
Yes. Then the individual might get the mistaken impression that one was interested in them sexually. Perhaps if the kin angle was changed slightly to say something to the effect of I want to photograph or videotape you with your brother.

Edit: The psycho I was originally referencing would probably be very open to doing a threesome. I don't know about other psychos as I go out of my way to avoid them.

[applehead]

Originally posted by angel nympho@Jan 2 2003, 01:54 PM
Sheiiit, just stalk her. Make sure she's never out from under your watchful eye. Steal her panties. Sleep outside her door. Stare at her without blinking. Plot a kidnapping.
i think she might actually welcome behavior like this, no?

[SunWuKong]

Originally posted by Craig@Jan 2 2003, 05:30 PM
Am I in the minority that thinks most of these suggestions would actually encourage some psychotic females as they are craving attention ?
i think the stalking and the attention giving would actually encourage her. but i'd definitely go for a threesome with her!

[wylin]

kill her then bury the body in the river, but first like my chem teacher said cremate the body in the dessert and collect the ashes. bam problem solved!

[applehead]

if i was to murder someone, i'll dump the body in a vat of acid.
but the desert idea sounds good too.

[deez nuts]

If she's open to a threesome and freaky deaky like that why would you get rid of her?

[applehead]

because you can find a perfectly sane woman who is open to those.. things.

[wylin]

mutate her and make her into an exploding cow! or feed her so much she get obese then pin a cows bell on her then in public (with bell) start moo mooing nonstop and pointing at her! :blink:

[thaite]

Originally posted by Craig@Jan 2 2003, 03:58 PM
... The psycho I was originally referencing would probably be very open to doing a threesome.
Tell her that you and all your gay buds are women haters and really into bukkake and ask if she'd be willing.

[SunWuKong]

Originally posted by applehead@Jan 2 2003, 06:28 PM
because you can find a perfectly sane woman who is open to those.. things.
really? :blink:

[applehead]

i mean.. AAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[wylin]

do a grand theft auto vice city basically take a stolen car and ram her car till it explodes solves the problem ! then run to the pay and spray and get away clean!

[applehead]

Originally posted by wylin@Jan 2 2003, 03:31 PM
do a grand theft auto vice city basically take a stolen car and ram her car till it explodes solves the problem ! then run to the pay and spray and get away clean!
apparently. you don't watch much of forensic files. they'll find something . i'm telling ya.

[wylin]

The trick to kill is the explosion i tell ya, if tommy vercetti can doit so can i ! or just go nuts w/ a rocket launcher! =X

[LoneSwordsman]

the few ideas mentioned eariler in this thread are feasible then it became........umm.....unfeasible

[igcognito]

Tell her some made up overly kinky sex story. Or do what I do, dump her on a horny friend. ^-^.

[angel nympho]

Originally posted by Craig@Jan 2 2003, 10:30 PM
Am I in the minority that thinks most of these suggestions would actually encourage some psychotic females as they are craving attention ?
Coming from a former psychotic female... I'm gonna have to disagree. It's a double standard. WE are allowed to get a little crazy, when a GUY does it, it's unattractive and freakish. (Obviously, we females sometimes are a little blind to how unattractive and freakish we can get.)

[SunWuKong]

Originally posted by angel nympho@Jan 3 2003, 03:07 PM
Coming from a former psychotic female... I'm gonna have to disagree. It's a double standard. WE are allowed to get a little crazy, when a GUY does it, it's unattractive and freakish. (Obviously, we females sometimes are a little blind to how unattractive and freakish we can get.)
hmmm interesting...
did any guy ever pull this on you then when you were formerly psycho?

[angel nympho]

Originally posted by SunWuKung@Jan 3 2003, 08:54 PM
hmmm interesting...
did any guy ever pull this on you then when you were formerly psycho?
I wish. It would have saved me a lot of trouble.

[achtungbaby]

Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Jan 2 2003, 12:52 PM
If she opts for #2, she's a keeper.
DOh.

[achtungbaby]

Originally posted by angel nympho@Jan 3 2003, 12:07 PM
...when a GUY does it, it's unattractive and freakish.
Shiiiiit, when a GUY does it, he lands himself in jail.

[lethal]

I had to move cross country to ditch my stalker. After I moved back east...we'll see if she shows up on my doorstep again...too bad you can't move Craig.

[wylin]

just beat her ass, u know girls like being hit and when u show them whose the boss :blink: And when she says stop keeping kicking and say u know u like it bitch! jk or just have her arrested!

[Craig]

*bump*

[537]

Originally posted by angel nympho@Jan 2 2003, 12:17 PM
Restraining order. It'll at least scare her into realizing that NO, you do not like her.
Crazy bitches say, "Fuck a restraining order!"

[wylin]

nothing a good taser and and pepper spray cant stop. note spray her eyes for over 1 minute and taser her with 2000 volts. aim for the genitals and face

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by wylin@Jan 14 2003, 03:56 PM
nothing a good taser and and pepper spray cant stop.  note spray her eyes for over 1 minute and taser her with 2000 volts. aim for the genitals and face
That's odd. That's the exact tactic I use to get me dates plus a club on the head for good measure.

[achtungbaby]

Originally posted by wylin@Jan 14 2003, 12:56 PM
aim for the genitals and face
Why the genitals? To hint that you're kinky?

[wylin]

Originally posted by achtungbaby@Jan 14 2003, 03:47 PM
Why the genitals? To hint that you're kinky?
cuz they like it ! :ph34r:

[Commando_turned_MD]

Why would you want to get rid of her?
Keep her on the side for those late-night booty call.....
:lol:

[Commando_turned_MD]

Originally posted by wylin@Jan 14 2003, 12:56 PM
nothing a good taser and and pepper spray cant stop. note spray her eyes for over 1 minute and taser her with 2000 volts. aim for the genitals and face
2000 volts is too weak....

Try 700,000 volts..... :P

[Adaon]

Originally posted by armycommando_turned_doctor@Jan 19 2003, 12:12 PM
2000 volts is too weak....

Try 700,000 volts..... :P
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