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deez nuts
01-02-2003, 05:40 AM
Do women ever say what they mean? Say one thing, they mean another. And when confronted why they didn't say what they wanted, they give you the bullshit line: "You should just know." No woman I don't. I'm not psychic but you're definitely psychotic.
deez nuts
01-02-2003, 06:19 AM
I just gotta know...when you women do this and I know many of you have....is it some type of stupid test or are you just PMS'ing?
applehead
01-02-2003, 06:39 AM
goodness.
do we need to spell out everything for you.
you should just.. know, things. :lol: :lol:
i don't think it's a test..just a.. stupid comment. <_<
teaz0r
01-02-2003, 06:44 AM
sometimes i get into a mode. where i expect the guy to just know
but like csb said. boys aren't psychic.
i do it because i forget. then i realize. then i explain it to him.
baby, the reason you're not getting any tonight is because you whispered: do you want to feel two dicks inside you
SunWuKong
01-02-2003, 07:57 AM
Originally posted by pipSy@Jan 2 2003, 09:44 AM
i do it because i forget. then i realize. then i explain it to him.
baby, the reason you're not getting any tonight is because you whispered: do you want to feel two dicks inside you
:D
chun rak tur
pip is cool
SunWuKong
01-02-2003, 07:59 AM
Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Jan 2 2003, 08:40 AM
Do women ever say what they mean? Say one thing, they mean another. And when confronted why they didn't say what they wanted, they give you the bullshit line: "You should just know." No woman I don't. I'm not psychic but you're definitely psychotic.
i don't really care when they do that.
but sometimes i do feel like an ass if they manage to convince me that i did something wrong.
I don't do that anymore thanks to a college boyfriend. One time I was mad at him and this is how our conversation went:
Him: Are you mad at me?
Me: I don't know, am I?
Him: Why are you mad at me?
Me: If you don't know, I'm certainly not going to tell you. Figure it out yourself.
Him: Iris, I am not a mind reader nor will I ever develop that special skill. If you want to work things out, you better tell me because I'm not going to take this crap.
Me: Ok.
A nice little story in better communication. :lol:
wylin
01-02-2003, 09:40 AM
Will in the same situation
Him: Are you mad at me?
Will: So what is troubling you bout my performance or attitude? Are u filled w/ the dark force of anger.
Me: I don't know, am I?
Him: Why are you mad at me?
Will: So wats making u ooze w/ negative energy?
Me: If you don't know, I'm certainly not going to tell you. Figure it out yourself.
Him: Iris, I am not a mind reader nor will I ever develop that special skill. If you want to work things out, you better tell me because I'm not going to take this crap.
will: speak up iris, tell me whats wrong? Also remember "KNOW UR PLACE AND KNOW YOUR ROLE" (the rock 1999)
Me: Ok.
(wills version) Iris: Yes Sir!
deez nuts
01-02-2003, 09:44 AM
Originally posted by pipSy@Jan 2 2003, 09:44 AM
baby, the reason you're not getting any tonight is because you whispered: do you want to feel two dicks inside you
Better you than me.
angel nympho
01-02-2003, 10:09 AM
I've never said that to a guy before. If something pissed me off, I wouldn't skip out on the opportunity to yell and bitch about it. :)
applehead
01-02-2003, 10:10 AM
Originally posted by iris@Jan 2 2003, 09:37 AM
Me: I don't know, am I?
oh. that is so fuckin classic. LOL
mrazntre
01-02-2003, 06:19 PM
Me: why aren't you talking to me?
Her: tight lipped, shakes head.
Me: so you're mad at me for nothing?
Her: *same response*
Me: HAHAHHAHA.. you're fucking stupid
Her: *face gets red*
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