Supermarket Checkout

[hormiga]

What goes through your head when there's a fine babe in tight jeans that's standing in front of you in the supermarket checkout line?

[BeTheReds]

hurry up you dumb bitch and finish writing your check for your fucking bottle of milk and dont you dare use a cupon after you are done writing that check so that you have to tear it up and write it again.

[pfc beansprout]

LOL....the angry hulk has no patience..hehehe...can't believe u said that! :lol: :lol: but the rest of us males...hmmm, alright, w/o sounding like a perv (hey, u put us in that situation, not us...it's what u wanna hear)..."man, this girl is fiiiine...what i would...wouldn't do to her....maybe she doesn't have a boyfriend..maybe i have a chance..do u think she'll go for a guy like me..hmmm, did i get the right name brand of tampons mom wanted???" :D

[BeTheReds]

I'm intimidated by super hot girls. I am also admittedly predjudiced into thinking they don't have brains.. but i suppose i should talk to them first.

[Hanuman]

I 'accidentally' drop something off the conveyor belt in front of her. It's important that you drop it in front where you can't reach so she'll have to pick it up. Then I ogle as she bends down to retrieve her item. Then I wipe off the drool from my face and sheepishly apologize.

Then we chatter aimlessly and smile alot, then I pick out an item that she's purchased and ask how she likes to cook it. After she tells me her favorite recipe for the item I tell her mine, and offer to cook it for her. She'll giggle and bashfully give me her number (awww so cute). Good I love grocery shopping! Ok, I admit it, it's only worked for me once. One time the item I dropped was ice cream. It broke on the floor and the woman was pissed. Oops. :blink:

Couple of tips.

1)make it look accidental, don't want her thinking you're a stalker.
2)this doesn't work in the express lane, she's thinking in and out and gone.
3)if she's got a kid in the cart, don't even try it.
4)if she's with her husband, try it, but send me a video of her husband kicking your ass.
5)this is more of a joke, I wouldn't really try to make a habit of picking girls up this way, but if it works for ya, more power to ya.

[ChinaLama]

I 'accidentally' drop something off the conveyor belt in front of her. It's important that you drop it in front where you can't reach so she'll have to pick it up


or yoy "trip" while holding a pack of gum, which falls right in front of her on the conveyer belt. this gives you an excuse to reach over and rub your crotch against her ass in an attempt to retrieve your item, and when you try to get it, your arm accidentally presses against her chest. Then you use your other hand, hold her by the waist to steady her, and you go "sorry" but whisper it very softly and sensually in her ear, after breathing down her neck b/c of the strain of reaching for your stuff. :D

I wish I had the guts to actually do that. :(

[deez nuts]

Smack her on the ass and tell her she's one item too many to be in the express line.

[iris]

or yoy "trip" while holding a pack of gum, which falls right in front of her on the conveyer belt. this gives you an excuse to reach over and rub your crotch against her ass in an attempt to retrieve your item, and when you try to get it, your arm accidentally presses against her chest. Then you use your other hand, hold her by the waist to steady her, and you go "sorry" but whisper it very softly and sensually in her ear, after breathing down her neck b/c of the strain of reaching for your stuff.  

I wish I had the guts to actually do that.  


Maybe it's a good thing you don't cuz some girls would kick your ass for that!! :frown: Or think you were really creepy... :ph34r:

[ChinaLama]

Maybe it's a good thing you don't cuz some girls would kick your ass for that!!  Or think you were really creepy...  

They definitely would, but I'd have a story to tell my friends. :)

[537]

I'd dump her in the shopping cart and run the damn thing into the Customer Service counter.

[applehead]

or yoy "trip" while holding a pack of gum, which falls right in front of her on the conveyer belt. this gives you an excuse to reach over and rub your crotch against her ass in an attempt to retrieve your item, and when you try to get it, your arm accidentally presses against her chest. Then you use your other hand, hold her by the waist to steady her, and you go "sorry" but whisper it very softly and sensually in her ear, after breathing down her neck b/c of the strain of reaching for your stuff.

j, i think you can arrested for that type of behavior, no??

[mrazntre]

i don't think. i just keep on staring.

*l33r... hmm she got a thong on or wut?*

[Jenny]

Tawee, I would be pretty freaked if some stranger were to do that to me.... please don't ever try that. :unsure:

[ChinaLama]

Originally posted by Jenny@Dec 14 2002, 04:49 AM
Tawee, I would be pretty freaked if some stranger were to do that to me.... please don't ever try that. :unsure:
wow, someone's got a big ego. i've never heard a girl actually refer to herself as hot before. :)

[pfc beansprout]

wow..tough words from a bouncing tomato.....lol...kiddin, kiddin...that tomato on coke, cracks me up everytime..you should post on EVERY subject chinalama, just to get that red thing max exposure... :D

[Jenny]

Originally posted by ChinaLama@Dec 13 2002, 11:38 PM
wow, someone's got a big ego. i've never heard a girl actually refer to herself as hot before. :)
Thanks for putting words into my mouth. :)

[teaz0r]

if there was a hot woman infront of me in the grocery line.
i'd probably go straight home after the shopping.
and visualize me and her together.
smeared in chocolate.
and shove chocolate down my throat.

[ChinaLama]

Originally posted by Jenny@Dec 14 2002, 07:48 AM
Thanks for putting words into my mouth. :)
the topic's "what would you do if a HOT girl's in front of you," so basically you're saying if tawee does that to you, you're saying you're hot, cuz he's saying he'd only do that if a hot girl's in front of him.

oh wait, blink, that doesn't mean he wouldnt do it to a non-hot girl. guess now i sound retarded. :blink:

but it's all good cuz if you really got that confidence then you proly are hot. And beautiful people are always welcome anywhere. B)

[ChinaLama]

Originally posted by pfc beansprout@Dec 14 2002, 07:43 AM
wow..tough words from a bouncing tomato.....lol...kiddin, kiddin...that tomato on coke, cracks me up everytime..you should post on EVERY subject chinalama, just to get that red thing max exposure... :D
i think i come close enough. Thank Achtungbaby-god that the quote function works again. :)

[SunWuKong]

Originally posted by pipSy@Dec 14 2002, 03:55 AM
if there was a hot woman infront of me in the grocery line.
i'd probably go straight home after the shopping.
and visualize me and her together.
smeared in chocolate.
and shove chocolate down my throat.
tirak... :D

[Jenny]

Originally posted by ChinaLama@Dec 14 2002, 01:57 AM
the topic's "what would you do if a HOT girl's in front of you," so basically you're saying if tawee does that to you, you're saying you're hot, cuz he's saying he'd only do that if a hot girl's in front of him.

oh wait, blink, that doesn't mean he wouldnt do it to a non-hot girl. guess now i sound retarded. :blink:

but it's all good cuz if you really got that confidence then you proly are hot. And beautiful people are always welcome anywhere. B)
OK, you're right, I'm so hot and that's why I replied in this thread. Not because I was trying to speak for girls in general on how offensive his approach would be to most people and not because I thought he needed to know this. But because I'm hot. If I weren't hot, I would've never replied in this thread because it's obvious that this thread is only open to guys and hot girls.

LOL.

[Craig]

Originally posted by 537@Dec 12 2002, 01:21 PM
I'd dump her in the shopping cart and run the damn thing into the Customer Service counter.
:D :D :D

[iris]

Originally posted by ChinaLama@Dec 14 2002, 03:38 PM
wow, someone's got a big ego. i've never heard a girl actually refer to herself as hot before. :)
hah J! I can bring out the ugly stick for you. I can spare it for a few moments.

[deez nuts]

Hot chix rocks.

It makes me wanna smoke it!

And Jenny from the block....you get the offical YWMWS stamp for being a hot chick. :D

[iris]

CSB - resident playa!

Don't hate the player, hate the game!

[deez nuts]

I'm not a playah...i'm more like a bounty towel..a picker upper

[bigwong235]

Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Dec 14 2002, 09:44 AM
I'm not a playah...i'm more like a bounty towel..a picker upper
quilted... for her pleasure...

[ChinaLama]

Originally posted by Jenny@Dec 14 2002, 05:22 PM
Originally posted by ChinaLama@Dec 14 2002, 01:57 AM
the topic's "what would you do if a HOT girl's in front of you," so basically you're saying if tawee does that to you, you're saying you're hot, cuz he's saying he'd only do that if a hot girl's in front of him.

oh wait, blink, that doesn't mean he wouldnt do it to a non-hot girl. guess now i sound retarded.  :blink:

but it's all good cuz if you really got that confidence then you proly are hot. And beautiful people are always welcome anywhere. B)
OK, you're right, I'm so hot and that's why I replied in this thread. Not because I was trying to speak for girls in general on how offensive his approach would be to most people and not because I thought he needed to know this. But because I'm hot. If I weren't hot, I would've never replied in this thread because it's obvious that this thread is only open to guys and hot girls.

LOL.
but your speaking for girls in general doesn't preclude your being hot...i hope... i mean hot girls can speak for everyone else too, right? ;)

[teaz0r]

i'm hot all the time.
it averages around 90-100 degrees here in bangKok.
even if it's hot and i saw a hot girl.
i'd still go home and shove things down my throat while i fantasize about her.
i find it's easier to do it here...shove things
because the chocolate's slightly melted.
the creamy goodness slides down my throat easier.

[pfc beansprout]

i'm hot all the time.
it averages around 90-100 degrees here in bangKok.
even if it's hot and i saw a hot girl.
i'd still go home and shove things down my throat while i fantasize about her.
i find it's easier to do it here...shove things
because the chocolate's slightly melted.
the creamy goodness slides down my throat easier.





...she said 'bang cock..." :rolleyes:

[teaz0r]

Originally posted by pfc beansprout@Dec 15 2002, 07:19 AM

...she said 'bang cock..." :rolleyes:
did you giggle like a little school girl with pig tails on a playground?

[mrazntre]

Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Dec 14 2002, 05:37 PM
Hot chix rocks.

It makes me wanna smoke it!

And Jenny from the block....you get the offical YWMWS stamp for being a hot chick. :D
hey man, i didn't get no memo about jenny being YW stamped... i didn't even get to vote!

[karizma]

i bet you guys would just stare and drool....:D...i doubt any of you guys have the balls to hit on a girl with so many people around to hear her reject you ^_^...well...maybe bunboy...haha

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by mrazntre@Dec 15 2002, 03:10 AM
Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Dec 14 2002, 05:37 PM
Hot chix rocks.

It makes me wanna smoke it!

And Jenny from the block....you get the offical YWMWS stamp for being a hot chick.  :D
hey man, i didn't get no memo about jenny being YW stamped... i didn't even get to vote!
Sorry Tre.

Jenny has my vote.


.

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by karizma@Dec 15 2002, 05:13 AM
i bet you guys would just stare and drool....:D...i doubt any of you guys have the balls to hit on a girl with so many people around to hear her reject you ^_^...well...maybe bunboy...haha
Karizma. If you behind me or in front of me on a supermarket checkout line. I'd ask to see if yo melons are ripe and firm enuff.

[karizma]

thought so hahaha....have you no shame boo? lol

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Most girls who are hot know they are hot, no matter if they express it openly or not. In our society, especially if you're a woman, how can you not know that you got it goin on when you have men giving you the look like fifty billion times a day... :P

[Adaon]

If Jae was standing in front of me in a supermarket line, I'd start putting stuff into her cart/basket so she'd get kicked outta the express line... ;) :lol:

Anyone else is free game to daydreaming.... :lol: :D :rolleyes:

[Arb Nam]

I'd bend her over and take her from behind.

[mrazntre]

Originally posted by karizma@Dec 15 2002, 10:13 AM
i bet you guys would just stare and drool....:D...i doubt any of you guys have the balls to hit on a girl with so many people around to hear her reject you ^_^...well...maybe bunboy...haha
<--- gotz hella game

[karizma]

If Jae was standing in front of me in a supermarket line, I'd start putting stuff into her cart/basket so she'd get kicked outta the express line... &nbsp;

Anyone else is free game to daydreaming.... &nbsp; &nbsp;

then id have to kick you in the nuts!! :D

[applehead]

Originally posted by karizma@Dec 15 2002, 02:13 AM
i bet you guys would just stare and drool....:D...i doubt any of you guys have the balls to hit on a girl with so many people around to hear her reject you ^_^...well...maybe bunboy...haha
yeah seriously... all talk NO action. blah!! :lol:

[BaiginLong]

I don't know what you ppl mean by "hitting on a girl" :P
all I do is say hi introduce myself, be nice, and try to make friends with girls :rolleyes:
honestly, I'm usually a very social person when I'm not completely down about everything
however I've been called a mega-flirt a few times and I usually have no idea if I'm flirting or not
I don't get it
I'm just doing my thing and making friends
it's not like I have a harem or anything
I don't even have a girlfriend
I dunno anymore, I'm not like a player (and I hate it when the guys call me that or the other p-word, pimp) or anything at least I don't think so, but I'm always handing advice to my friends about girls and they take it and do well with it
I have more female friends than guy friends and in school I'm like always hanging out with girls
so tell me ppl what am I, a nice guy, a player, or what???

[karizma]

you are a guy stuck in the friend zone.

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Originally posted by karizma@Dec 16 2002, 04:07 PM
you are a guy stuck in the friend zone.
That sounds just like me :( I have no problem making friends and hanging out with beautiful women but when it comes to crossing that barrier I get intimidated by the responsibility and risk by taking it to the next level.

[wylin]

just get some liquid confidence or gather up your internal strength and be assertive. Or be rich!

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Yea it's like a lotta times I will have the guts to talk to anybody or any girl no matter how good they look, but then I get into the way of thinking where 'If I can just be her friend, then soon maybe something will develop but at least I'll have a friend' but then of course once you become her friend then you have no opportunity for um advancement, so to speak.

-------

Being a hot girl's best friend is like becoming the manager at Burger King. It's a dead-end job T-T

[applehead]

Originally posted by FrozenPizza@Dec 16 2002, 10:58 AM
That sounds just like me :( I have no problem making friends and hanging out with beautiful women but when it comes to crossing that barrier I get intimidated by the responsibility and risk by taking it to the next level.
oooooooh. a committment phobe.. :lol: :lol:

fess up!

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Fessing.......^^

[mrazntre]

Originally posted by applehead@Dec 16 2002, 11:52 AM
yeah seriously... all talk NO action. blah!! :lol:
oh no no no no...


YWMWS gets down....

[applehead]

Originally posted by mrazntre@Dec 16 2002, 05:01 PM
oh no no no no...


YWMWS gets down....
yeah.. in PRINT!

[mrazntre]

Originally posted by applehead@Dec 17 2002, 02:19 AM
Originally posted by mrazntre@Dec 16 2002, 05:01 PM
oh no no no no...


YWMWS gets down....
yeah.. in PRINT!
NUH UHHH!!!!!!






you just don't know.

[Monte]

Once I was standing behind a gorgeous hapa chick and I noticed all she was buying was a box of Summer's Eve. :) How I'd love to go down on her. :luv:

[angel nympho]

Originally posted by Monte@Dec 19 2002, 07:12 PM
Once I was standing behind a gorgeous hapa chick and I noticed all she was buying was a box of Summer's Eve. :) How I'd love to go down on her. :luv:
What does summer's eve do? Is it a dueche? Or ... ??

[Monte]

Originally posted by angel nympho@Dec 19 2002, 11:23 AM
What does summer's eve do? Is it a dueche? Or ... ??
Douche.

[angel nympho]

Originally posted by Monte@Dec 19 2002, 07:26 PM
Douche.
Eww... I hope she knows that those things are bad for you.

[Monte]

Originally posted by angel nympho@Dec 19 2002, 11:27 AM
Eww... I hope she knows that those things are bad for you.
Oh? I didn't know that either. Better change my thoughts next time I'm behind some woman buying douche :lol:

[angel nympho]

Originally posted by Monte@Dec 19 2002, 07:31 PM
Oh? I didn't know that either. Better change my thoughts next time I'm behind some woman buying douche :lol:
Yeah, apparently it just hides evidence of infection or health problems which makes them harder to diagnose, let alone notice. She might smell sweet, but she could have a raging STD. LOL...

[Monte]

Originally posted by angel nympho@Dec 19 2002, 11:35 AM
Yeah, apparently it just hides evidence of infection or health problems which makes them harder to diagnose, let alone notice. She might smell sweet, but she could have a raging STD. LOL...
NOooooooo!
:o

[angel nympho]

Originally posted by Monte@Dec 19 2002, 07:37 PM
NOooooooo!
:o
Aww, did I ruin your fantasy?

[Monte]

Originally posted by angel nympho@Dec 19 2002, 11:42 AM
Originally posted by Monte@Dec 19 2002, 07:37 PM
NOooooooo!
:o
Aww, did I ruin your fantasy?
No. It's just that I went down on someone long ago who was using that stuff. Explains the white sores that pop up from time to time.

NOoooooooooooooooooooo! :cry:

[angel nympho]

Originally posted by Monte@Dec 19 2002, 07:45 PM
Originally posted by angel nympho@Dec 19 2002, 11:42 AM
Originally posted by Monte@Dec 19 2002, 07:37 PM
NOooooooo!
:o
Aww, did I ruin your fantasy?
No. It's just that I went down on someone long ago who was using that stuff. Explains the white sores that pop up from time to time.

NOoooooooooooooooooooo! :cry:
Haaa! Time for a trip to your local STD CLINIC! LOL... Bahh, which reminds me, I think I'm overdue for a test myself.

[pfc beansprout]

:gross:

[Monte]

Originally posted by pfc beansprout@Dec 19 2002, 09:07 PM
:gross:
:D

[karizma]

hahaha good one angel...ruin every guy's fantasy with STD's

[Monte]

Originally posted by karizma@Dec 19 2002, 11:58 PM
hahaha good one angel...ruin every guy's fantasy with STD's
:pissed:

[mrazntre]

If I get STD's from a bitch, imma be comforted to know that I blew a load of STD's in her mouff.

[angel nympho]

Originally posted by karizma@Dec 20 2002, 07:58 AM
hahaha good one angel...ruin every guy's fantasy with STD's
*high five*

[Monte]

Originally posted by angel nympho@Dec 21 2002, 09:49 AM
*high five*





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[Monte]

I was in line this afternoon and this lovely chica in front of me backs up into me. I back up and give ourselves a bit of distance and she does it again! I decided to just stand there and not move till she was up against me. Well she's up against me and it sure felt nice, and she smelled nice too.

........Now what was I thinking when I moved back the first time? :P

[mrazntre]

Originally posted by Monte@Dec 22 2002, 06:56 AM
I was in line this afternoon and this lovely chica in front of me backs up into me. I back up and give ourselves a bit of distance and she does it again! I decided to just stand there and not move till she was up against me. Well she's up against me and it sure felt nice, and she smelled nice too.

........Now what was I thinking when I moved back the first time? :P
BUT DID YOU HIT ON HER!!!!

[lethal]

Originally posted by Monte@Dec 22 2002, 01:56 AM
I was in line this afternoon and this lovely chica in front of me backs up into me. I back up and give ourselves a bit of distance and she does it again! I decided to just stand there and not move till she was up against me. Well she's up against me and it sure felt nice, and she smelled nice too.

........Now what was I thinking when I moved back the first time? :P
You didn't pretend to drop something in front of her and start flirting???

[Monte]

Originally posted by mrazntre@Dec 22 2002, 12:22 AM
Originally posted by Monte@Dec 22 2002, 06:56 AM
I was in line this afternoon and this lovely chica in front of me backs up into me. I back up and give ourselves a bit of distance and she does it again! I decided to just stand there and not move till she was up against me. Well she's up against me and it sure felt nice, and she smelled nice too.

........Now what was I thinking when I moved back the first time? :P
BUT DID YOU HIT ON HER!!!!
Nah. The neighborhood where I live in Oakland, an asian hitting on a latina is a no-no. God forbid if their boyfriend was around to see some asian guy talking to his lady. Then it's macho latino doing his masculine shit-shit. From what I've heard, they're (latinas) teasing you to see what you will do. If you try chatting her up she'll put on an attitude and create a scene. Don't ask me why they would do stuff like that! I guess it's some kind of game young teen latinas play on guys in public. It's look but don't touch....only that they can touch you!

There was another time some years back when I was standing in a newsstand looking a magazine and a petite asian girl walked up, picked up a magazine and stood right next to me reading--very closely! I didn't move at all, cause I liked the idea an asian chick would be so bold standing so close to me. I could almost feel her skin brushing up against the hair on my leg. But I wished that I had the balls to talk to her....DOH! :angry:

[mrazntre]

hmm... i'll do what i please in my neighborhood...

just say this, "que paso mami? quieres a jugar con mi diablito?"
and if her man comes up, just say "tienes pedo puta? vas a ver ahorita chingado"


Wow.. look but don't touch. it's just like a strip club!

I would just hit her up cuz in the end.... it's still just pink pinocha...

[dru]

What goes through your head when there's a fine babe in tight jeans that's standing in front of you in the supermarket checkout line?
i would be her bagger and take her bags to her car and ask her out!! whoo. well not really. i would slap her ass and say "damn girl, back that ass up." whoo, also not really. if im desperate for a date, i would ask her out, not a single problem.

[LeahLe]

or yoy "trip" while holding a pack of gum, which falls right in front of her on the conveyer belt. this gives you an excuse to reach over and rub your crotch against her ass in an attempt to retrieve your item, and when you try to get it, your arm accidentally presses against her chest. Then you use your other hand, hold her by the waist to steady her, and you go "sorry" but whisper it very softly and sensually in her ear, after breathing down her neck b/c of the strain of reaching for your stuff.



Oh my gooosh! I hope you were just kidding about it. If not, you ARE a pervert. I would scream to the top of my lungs ! Next kick you in the nuts until they're blue . Then left punch you . Then right jab you. Then last, but not least, an under chin power punch. Finally a slap on yo face.
what a disgrace to the human race