testicles

[nice]

i know this sounds odd but i want an honnest answer.
I have never been hit in the testicles but i have always wondered what it is like. what could i do? i have tried to pounch myself but i always stop my self. what is the best thing i can do to fix this probem

[deez nuts]

I too have wondered as well

STICKIED!

[kimpossible]

i know this sounds odd but i want an honnest answer.
I have never been hit in the testicles but i have always wondered what it is like. what could i do? i have tried to pounch myself but i always stop my self. what is the best thing i can do to fix this probem

I volunteer to kkick you so goddamned hard you'll crawl away with an instant vagina - complete with blood.

[Sunflare]

i know this sounds odd but i want an honnest answer.
I have never been hit in the testicles but i have always wondered what it is like. what could i do? i have tried to pounch myself but i always stop my self. what is the best thing i can do to fix this probem

I think that this guy subconciously has some sort of supressed sexual urges to have a sex change and become a shemale or something. He's talking about crushing his own balls. That is some weird freaky ass shit. You got some really strange ass ppl out there with some serious issues.....

I too have wondered as well

STICKIED!

Yeah, I'm on to it too. *wink*

[J Honcanese]

Well the best thing to do to fix this problem would be to get castrated and become a eunuch! That way you'll never have to wonder about it ever again...

[cloudzero]

this is the second time u started this thread, what gives?

[deez nuts]

It makes me grin every morning after first rounds when I sit down to have breakfast, log in to YW and I see my creation:

Sticky: testicles
nice

Sticky testicles, nice. I'm brilliant.

This thread just speaks to me.

[Sunflare]

True story.

Last year, this guy comes in a VA hospital with a cancerous testicle. The dumb ass surgeon, then removed the wrong fucking testicle like a dick. What an asshole. Now the patient is left with one testicle which also needs to be removed.

Ouch. Seriously I feel terrible for this poor man. Guy got freaking neutered like a cat.

What a ball breaker. This guy's screwed.

link: http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/04/04/ap/strange/main2649954.shtml


VA patient has wrong testicle removed
LOS ANGELES, Apr. 4, 2007
Associated Press
CBS News
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(AP) An Air Force veteran has filed a federal claim after an operation at a Veterans Administration hospital in which a healthy testicle was removed instead of a potentially cancerous one.

Benjamin Houghton, 47, was to have had his left testicle removed June 14 at the West Los Angeles VA Medical Center because there was a chance it could harbor cancer cells. It also was atrophied and painful.

But doctors mistakenly removed the right testicle, according to medical records and the claim, which seeks $200,000 for future care and unspecified damages. He still hasn't had the other testicle removed.

"At first I thought it was a joke," Houghton told the Los Angeles Times. "Then I was shocked. I told them, 'What do I do now?'"

Houghton, his wife, Monica, and their attorney, Dr. Susan Friery, said they hoped to get the VA's attention by going public with the situation.

Dr. Dean Norman, chief of staff for the Greater Los Angeles VA system, has formally apologized to Houghton and his wife.

"We are making every attempt that we can to care for Mr. Houghton, but it's in litigation, and that's all we can tell you," he said. The hospital changed practices as a result of the case, he added.



Copyright 2007 The Associated Press.

[popculturepooka]

I volunteer to kkick you so goddamned hard you'll crawl away with an instant vagina - complete with blood.


I couldn'tve been the only one who winced when reading this. :confused:

[kimpossible]

It makes me grin every morning after first rounds when I sit down to have breakfast, log in to YW and I see my creation:



Sticky testicles, nice. I'm brilliant.

This thread just speaks to me.

Did you like the tags I added to the thread? I chortled slightly when I typed in "manjunk".

I couldn'tve been the only one who winced when reading this. :confused:

I have that effect on men.

[deez nuts]

Did you like the tags I added to the thread? I chortled slightly when I typed in "manjunk".

Hahaha I saw that and was like "manjunk?" Gotta be Kim's handiwork.

[kimpossible]

You know what would complete this? A thread on rectums. I've been meaning to recommend poopreport.com to you for years. Consider that info transmitted.

[yoMAMA]

I have never been hit in the testicles but i have always wondered what it is like.

trust me, it's not one of the better feelings in life.

[thaite]

you've never been hit in the nuts? How old are you?

[Chooky]

i have tried to pounch myself but i always stop my self.

Just do it!


what is the best thing i can do to fix this probem

Get some balls.

[Broomer]

Mate, just thing of the most painful experience you could think of but localised at the most sensitive part of your body.
How do I know, I've been hit by a "soft" ball before.

Ka.

[Sunflare]

what is the best thing i can do to fix this probem

You know what nice ? You need to stop being a pussy and face up to your fears. Be a man and do what you gotta DO. Maybe what you need is a confidence boost from a trusted friend. Here, I got an idea:

( make sure you are covered under a good health insurance policy )

1) Get a trusted friend with a bat.

2) Find a nice quiet area away from the busy areas so nobody can hear you screaming. You'll see why as you continue reading this bullshit advice.

3) Stand with your legs spread apart. Tell your friend with the bat to go for it and crack at your balls like he's going for a fucking home run at the count of three.

4) Take deep breaths. Count to three.....

5) As you regain consciousness and you are curled up on the ground grimacing in excruciating pain, bleeding out of your dick and seeing stars and stuff, take time to reflect on the courage and bravery it must have took for you to take this major step in facing your deepest fears.

6) When you are finally out of the hospital, please get back to us so we can all laugh at your ass.

BE A MAN !!!

[Adaon]

Mate, just thing of the most painful experience you could think of but localised at the most sensitive part of your body.
How do I know, I've been hit by a "soft" ball before.

Ka.

I got nailed by a linedrive straight back up the mound at me(baseball - was pitching, forgot my cup) that was driven straight into my groin. Saw stars for a hell of a long time, and lost my voice from the screaming/crying.

Bastards.

[J Honcanese]

BE A MAN !!!Oh definitely.

BEEEE a man! DOOOOO the right thing!!


This thread needs to be moved into the Hall of Fame. :biggrin:

[Broomer]

I got nailed by a linedrive straight back up the mound at me(baseball - was pitching, forgot my cup) that was driven straight into my groin. Saw stars for a hell of a long time, and lost my voice from the screaming/crying.

Bastards.

Yeah, my "buddy" did that when we were back in high school.
Just glad it wasn't a cricket ball.

The funny thing (i laugh about it now) is that I was on the floor grabbing my nuts in full agony and the bastard just laughed his head off.

I was a bit worried at the time.

Ka.

[nice]

BEEEE a man! DOOOOO the right thing!!


what do you mean

[tommyhtown]

Yeah, my "buddy" did that when we were back in high school.
Just glad it wasn't a cricket ball.

The funny thing (i laugh about it now) is that I was on the floor grabbing my nuts in full agony and the bastard just laughed his head off.

I was a bit worried at the time.

Ka.

Seeing your friend get hit in the nuts is always hilarious.

[cloudzero]

i really dont believe this thread, why are we feeding it

[Broomer]

Seeing your friend get hit in the nuts is always hilarious.

Depends on whether you're on the receiving end or not. :biggrin:

Like I said, I was glad it wasn't a cricket ball.

Ka.

[sageb1]

I volunteer to kkick you so goddamned hard you'll crawl away with an instant vagina - complete with blood.


post the video on Youtube, Kim!

you will get 500,000 hits in a month!

[kimpossible]

are you volunteering? remember while i am quite a drive south of you, it's still drivable.

edit: which one of you gave this thread less than 5 stars?

[Sunflare]

*scratches head* *shrugs*

I dunno. Not me. In fact I had enough balls to give this thread five stars in the first place.

Has to be someone else with a case of blue balls.

*scratches balls*

[nice]

how old were you when you where hit i the nuts for the first time

[Adaon]

6

[Sunflare]

how old were you when you where hit i the nuts for the first time

Interesting that you asked. You do have a pair of nuts right ?

[Azn Retribution]

train escrima...
forget to wear a cup while doing some light to medium sparring with live stick...

and then watch as you demonstrate your amazing command of swear words in multiple languages as well as multiple ways to take God's name in vain all within a span of 15 seconds as you lay on the floor in tears paralyzed, nauseated and wanting to kill yourself.

[kimpossible]

Cockpuncher (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYD8yctDFM4) taught me all I need to know.

[Sunflare]

train escrima...
forget to wear a cup while doing some light to medium sparring with live stick....

The worst I ever got it was absorbing right in the stomach a side kick into a wall in Muai Thai class years ago. My head made a hole in the drywall in the gym.

Good think that kick did'nt land on me right in the nuts. I probably would have been crying like a bitch, if not passed out completely on the floor.