Lord of the Rings

[mrazntre]

I can't wait any longer..... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[iris]

Originally posted by bonsai@Dec 6 2002, 05:49 AM
twin towers?? i believe the second book of lord of the rings is titled "the two towers".
haha, Tre got it wrong. Geek. :lol: Just playin!!!

[unordinary.girl]

LOL yeah it's the two towers :P

But anyways, I'm lookin forward to the movie also!! Can't wait!

[mrazntre]

duma!


i iz wrong... :cry:


see... i'm becoming delirious. movie must come now.

fuxxin IRIS!

[applehead]

sir. you're such a dooooooork.

lord of the rings?!?!?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[mrazntre]

Originally posted by applehead@Dec 6 2002, 08:23 AM
sir. you're such a dooooooork.

lord of the rings?!?!?

:lol: :lol: :lol:
MEAN





uh.

[wylin]

Originally posted by mrazntre@Dec 5 2002, 09:18 PM
I can't wait any longer..... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tre wants two towers from behind! right !

[Shuriken]

F.Y.I., New Line Cinema had considered changing the title from The Two Towers to something else precisely because they didn't want anyone to make associations with 9/11. Nowya know...

[ellsworth81]

Originally posted by Shuriken@Dec 6 2002, 10:13 AM
F.Y.I., New Line Cinema had considered changing the title from The Two Towers to something else precisely because they didn't want anyone to make associations with 9/11. Nowya know...
it's not like the movie title is poking fun at the whole 9/11 thing, so i think it's kind of stupid and pandering of new line or whoever to change it.

[achtungbaby]

I was wondering why the changed the title...

[applehead]

Originally posted by mrazntre@Dec 6 2002, 12:41 AM
Originally posted by applehead@Dec 6 2002, 08:23 AM
sir.  you're such  a dooooooork.

lord of the rings?!?!?

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:
MEAN





uh.
kekekekeke

oh yeah. that was a good one!!

[deez nuts]

Whoa new take on the flick:

This is a joke right?

The new movie, The Two Towers makes up for its lack of on screen sex scenes with some of the most horrifying, blood wrenching violence ever to splatter the silver screen. "That's why, at first glance, the film is very appealing to True Christians®," says Pastor Deacon Fred. "However, we must be careful not to get overly excited about movies that come so close to depicting what our loving Lord Jesus has in store for sinners. Christians know that nothing man could ever conceive on film will ever match the glorious barbecue of burning flesh that God has promised for all those who don't worship Jesus. I doubt Hollywood could ever litter a whole valley with hacked up pieces of human flesh and body parts, or fill a river with the hot, fresh steaming blood of the unsaved. Only the Lord can do that! And the Bible tells us He will! As True Christians®, we are promised front row seats for that glorious show. And the price for admission was covered 2,000 years ago by Jesus' death, burial, and resurrection!   And friends, the reviews for that show, even though it hasn't happened yet, are already in.  And they are raves.  Five stars! You see, the Lord's Word tells us that once the world is covered with rotting corpses, saved Christians will "rejoice over them and make merry, and shall send gifts to one another" (Revelation 11:5-10)."  Praise!  Now, as a True Christian, that is the type of spoiler I don't mind!  I think I speak for all Baptists when I say, 'Bring on the rotting bodies, sweet Jesus!'"

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1202/twotowers.html

[snuffles]

Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Dec 6 2002, 12:05 PM
Whoa new take on the flick:

This is a joke right?



http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1202/twotowers.html
that site is scary.... gosh, i hope its a joke... it's a pretty detailed joke if it is one though...

[Hanuman]

Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Dec 6 2002, 03:05 PM
Whoa new take on the flick:

This is a joke right?



http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1202/twotowers.html
Umm, how the hell did you come across this? This is has to be a joke!

[ellsworth81]

Originally posted by Tawee@Dec 6 2002, 01:31 PM
Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Dec 6 2002, 03:05 PM
Whoa new take on the flick:

This is a joke right?



http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1202/twotowers.html
Umm, how the hell did you come across this? This is has to be a joke!
haha, tis funny stuff. the problem is the site *looks* real in that it's a hardcore christian group. check their "about us" page. yet, it seems so out there that it has to be a parody or something.

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by Tawee@Dec 6 2002, 04:31 PM
Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Dec 6 2002, 03:05 PM
Whoa new take on the flick:

This is a joke right?



http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1202/twotowers.html
Umm, how the hell did you come across this? This is has to be a joke!
It's been circulating around at the hospital.

I did fall out of my chair laughing my ass off when I read this part:

Although we don't know too much about the director of The Two Towers movie, we are told that he was plucked from the overweight, unkempt men with glasses who play Dungeons and Dragons and live in their mother's basement crowd. This type of person is part of a dangerous and destructive class of sissified sex-perverts who can't tell the difference between fantasy and reality.

Man, everyone's fair game to these guys if it's real. Hahaha. Those crazy Dungeons and Dragons peoples.

[angel nympho]

"Christians know that nothing man could ever conceive on film will ever match the glorious barbecue of burning flesh that God has promised for all those who don't worship Jesus. I doubt Hollywood could ever litter a whole valley with hacked up pieces of human flesh and body parts, or fill a river with the hot, fresh steaming blood of the unsaved. Only the Lord can do that! And the Bible tells us He will! As True Christians®, we are promised front row seats for that glorious show."
Uhh, yeah, that sounds REAL Christian. Sickos.


I don't think those doods are kidding. Read some of their other articles.


Check out what they say about Christmas:
"I'm sure all you Godly folks sitting in this church today know how I feel about unsaved people celebrating Christmas. But do you know how God feels about it? Well, I'm just about to tell you. It drives Him into a blood vessel popping, demon stomping rage. Ever wonder why so many folks die horrible, painful deaths in November and December each year? Well, now you know. The Lord kills them."



And they fine church members a lot. And post it up all making fun of them and shit. Whoa, I hope this website's a joke, or I'm gonna go firebomb this church.

[VV o n g B a]

Originally posted by angel nympho@Dec 6 2002, 04:23 PM
Ever wonder why so many folks die horrible, painful deaths in November and December each year? Well, now you know. The Lord kills them."
LOL :lol: thats hilarious.

[angel nympho]

All content on landoverbaptist.org is protected by federal copyright laws. The Landover Baptist Church is a complete work of fiction. It is a satire/parody.

HAHAHA>> http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0500/femsoulpic.gif
It's posted under a big heading that reads "Women Probably Don't Have Souls."

[enygma]

i was going to say that's a really odd reaction from christians since it's relatively well-known that tolkien was a christian and the trilogy is an allegory for christianity. the article weirded me out, though. <_<

[mrazntre]

star wars prequel is gettin fuXXed up. . . .

[mrazntre]

Originally posted by applehead@Dec 6 2002, 07:54 PM
Originally posted by mrazntre@Dec 6 2002, 12:41 AM
Originally posted by applehead@Dec 6 2002, 08:23 AM
sir. you're such a dooooooork.

lord of the rings?!?!?

:lol: :lol: :lol:
MEAN





uh.
kekekekeke

oh yeah. that was a good one!!
(low voice)
that was mean



(high voice)
uh?



*gently slaps apple's shoulder*

(low voice)
uahhhhhhhhhh..!?!?

[luv]

Only movies looking forward to watch: Two Towers, Catch Me if You Can, Gangs of New York (not so much after watching the trailer), MATRIX: Reload.

But 9 USD a ticket, 11 bucks for popcorn & a pop, 4 for a bottle of water. Movies for 2 can get pretty rip-off-ish (that a word?). Not to mention dinner.

Don't say McDonalds... icky... :gross:

[bigwong235]

Originally posted by KuroBishounen@Dec 15 2002, 11:08 PM
Wednesday!! Wednesday!!Wednesday!!!!

:lol:

Anyone buy their tickets yet? :huh:
:pissed: trying to!! fandango ain't working for the theater closest to me though!!!!

[ellsworth81]

Originally posted by luv@Dec 7 2002, 10:16 PM
Only movies looking forward to watch: Two Towers, Catch Me if You Can, Gangs of New York (not so much after watching the trailer), MATRIX: Reload.

But 9 USD a ticket, 11 bucks for popcorn & a pop, 4 for a bottle of water. Movies for 2 can get pretty rip-off-ish (that a word?). Not to mention dinner.

Don't say McDonalds... icky... :gross:
hahaha, you called it "pop" :)

[Redhawk]

I'm not giving away the plot, but the Lord of The Rings: Two Towers, will not end like the book. For those of you who read it, that is what Peter Jackson said.

[Flint]

Man...that article was frightful...the misuse of religion can be scary...fundamentalism is an abomination...ok...that's enough...I don't want to step on anyone's religious sensitivity.


...fucking lunatics...they're one brain cell short from being a cult...

[Flint]

how the hell did they get a dot org domain???

[luv]

I saw it on opening nite too! It was really good! But you won't understand a thing if you didn't read the books or watch the first one.

[wylin]

all i know after seeing lord of the rings is that sumone musta been smoking that hobbit herbs and that Ents kick serious ass!

[MellowDrama]

It was good, just way too damn long. If they edited out 30 min. of it, it woulda been better. Too much of Frodo, Sam & Golem walking around and getting lost. Yeah, I know they're the stars, but they didn't do anything for me in this film, and it was sort of hard to keep up with who's who cuz everyone had that "long hair, scruffy beard, and armor" look. Still, the movie was good, and it beat the hell out of any of those films they're calling "Star Wars" nowaday.

[wylin]

Originally posted by Flint@Dec 17 2002, 08:31 AM
Man...that article was frightful...the misuse of religion can be scary...fundamentalism is an abomination...ok...that's enough...I don't &nbsp;want to step on anyone's religious sensitivity.


...fucking lunatics...they're one brain cell short from being a cult...
Im fundamentalist Facist, got shit! jk. why is fundamentalism in america lunacy both islamic and christians have fundamentalist groups, i dont exactly see pat robertson blowing up any muslim places of worship or attacking muslim civillians.

[Chinkaholic]

I really want to go see it! Hopefully sooon. My friends who have seen it already are raving about it!! :D

[LoneSwordsman]

Originally posted by Redhawk@Dec 17 2002, 10:31 AM
I'm not giving away the plot, but the Lord of The Rings: Two Towers, will not end like the book. For those of you who read it, that is what Peter Jackson said.
oooh i was wondering about the ending......although they hinted what will happen during the movie and when watched it till the end you sort of know whats going to happen next

i was wondering
who was that leader of the elf guys at Helm's deep?
and what happened to him........didn't happen in the book right?

oh great movie, better than the first one.....

[kimpossible]

Originally posted by LoneSwordsman@Dec 29 2002, 04:52 AM
i was wondering
who was that leader of the elf guys at Helm's deep?
and what happened to him........didn't happen in the book right?

oh great movie, better than the first one.....
The 'fat elf' from Lorien that also went to Helm's Deep is Haldir. Though it's been quite a while since I read the book, I don't remember his presence or the Lorien elves at Helm's Deep. I'm sure there's a Tolkien expert out on the internet that has analyzed the diffs between movie and book.

Legolas in armor. *drool*

[LoneSwordsman]

thank you Hello_Hapa
i'll search it up soon