jackandjerry threads

[jackandjerry]

Hey, Do you girls prefer to date guys to drive a expensive car like a bmw or somthing like that? or you girls are fine with whatever the guy has?
I live in Vancouver,B.C. and most Asian girls have Asian boyfriends driving an expensive car.

What I am saying here is that it seems to me Asian girls in Vanc are mostly materialistic.

Most of my guy friends don't drive a good car and they are having trouble finding a girlfriend in Vancouver.

[eos]

yes.

the more expensive the better. i personally will not go out with someone unless they drive a mercedes slk55 AMG or better. silver.

[VV o n g B a]

come on dude. the answer to ur question should be self evident. have u met many girls worth dating that PREFER u drive a beat up yugo to a mercedes?

[snow ninja]

my gf is not materialistic. I am more so than her. she is not ugly either.

these girls do exist. i don't want a girl that wants me for mercedes.

my gf always tells me to not spend too much money and i try to as well but it's not easy sometimes.

i drive a honda. who cares what you drive. it's how much property value you have. at least property appreciates.

i think a girl should be more concerned with other stuff.

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Girls see guys with money the same way guys see beautiful girls. While not every woman requires that a prospective long term bf (or husband) be financially blessed or well-off, it never hurts and only adds to the amount of attraction unless the guy is a complete dick (unless the woman is also messed up in which case this will increase his attractiveness level) or screw-up. When's the last time you heard a woman say "I dunno, he has too much money" or a man say "I dunno, she's too hot."

[Napoleon Chynamite]

my gf is not materialistic. I am more so than her. she is not ugly either.

i drive a honda. who cares what you drive. it's how much property value you have. at least property appreciates.

i think a girl should be more concerned with other stuff.

So you don't think girls should be materialistic yet it's all about the property value that appreciates....:confused:

Anyway, regardless of how important you think a girl's looks are or how important girls think a guy's financial status is, you aren't going to find many guys that try to avoid pretty women or girls that try to avoid well-off men.

[snow ninja]

well, it's not so much materialistic as having made some good financial decisions to secure a decent future. i guess if you want a lavish luxury house then that is materialistic but having a few assets doesn't mean you are rich, you are just planning ahead and being smart.

it's not like you can take that real estate and spend it unless you sell the house.

and you can live in a house or rent it.

it's not so easy with a car. bling bling, etc.

i don't think owning a few houses is materialistic. it's just smart.

[jackandjerry]

wow, you guys are geniuses!!

[eos]

hey, if he can buy that mercedes, then it means he KNOWS how to make money. that's pretty much all that matters to me.

ambition and drive can be huge turn-ons. pair this with power and i'm all over it, no joke.

[LaiSteve66]

Do Asian girls PREFER to date guys who drive expensive cars?

I think it's girls of all races, not just Asian girls.

[artsfartsyjanet]

I think it's girls of all races, not just Asian girls.

I concur. =)

[bunny4]

I think most (typical) girls regardless of whether or not theyre asian wanna date flashy guys

[jackandjerry]

I am in my late 20s so I am wondering if girls in their mid20s look at what the guy drives...!??

[jackandjerry]

yes.

the more expensive the better. i personally will not go out with someone unless they drive a mercedes slk55 AMG or better. silver.

Hey, eos, so Are you hot?

[eos]

I am in my late 20s so I am wondering if girls in their mid20s look at what the guy drives...!??

yes. yes we do.

but then again, i am not in my mid-20s, but late 20s. we look at your job, how much you bank, whether you live in a condo or house...you know, marriage and family stuff.

i am not hot. i am effin' hot.

[Banana]

It's not true because I drive a Mercedes and they pay me no mind.




Don't kill me, Eos.

[snailpoo]

Doh! I don't have a car.

[kasia]

i prefer clean cars.

[AngryABCGirl]

I am in my late 20s so I am wondering if girls in their mid20s look at what the guy drives...!??

I'm in my early twenties so it's not a big deal yet, but I get kinda turned off if I see someone my age with like a 5 or 8 series beamer. I just think mama's boy cause he obviously didn't buy it... but late twenties, I think so.

[Asian_Casanova]

LOl; if it's not a White guy they're after then it's being materialistic with them wanting the best cars, houses or handbags; I can't win can I? :biggrin:

[eos]

^no. apparently YOU can't.

and banana....don't worry. i already told you that i'm stalking you. it's just a matter of time before something happens. it's inevitable.

[eos]

Doh! I don't have a car.

do you have power wheels? i especially like the he-man one.

[AngryABCGirl]

LOl; if it's not a White guy they're after then it's being materialistic with them wanting the best cars, houses or handbags; I can't win can I? :biggrin:

There's no love for losers, of all races.

[snailpoo]

do you have power wheels? i especially like the he-man one.

This is how I roll.

http://www.2ndfunction.com/photoblog/images/20051225065749_tonka.jpg

[eos]

AW YEAH, SON!

i got me one of these:
http://trus.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/pTRU1-3586874dt.jpg

[cloudzero]

^nice headlights

[eos]

i will take that to mean the ACTUAL headlights on the car, and not some veiled attempt at being crass and rude.

[tripostrophe]

lol @ wong and napoleon had some good points.

but the OP sounded trollish. hopefully it's been resolved

[AngryABCGirl]

In the spirit of this thread:
http://www.yamaha-motor.com.tw/Image_Motor/motor/GTR_FI/D42551_big.jpg

Yeah-uh, this is how I rocked it in illa formusa. You've never been on a date until you've had a guy take you home on the back of one of these.

[jackandjerry]

Does a european car mean that much to you beautiful girls???

Maybe I should try to go for a average girl.......:frown:

[jackandjerry]

lol @ wong and napoleon had some good points.

but the OP sounded trollish. hopefully it's been resolved

I mean I am stuck with an old car and I want to get a date.......so that's why I am asking this realistic question here.

[Asian_Casanova]

Eos, AngryABCGirl-- Lol; I can't win over you sweetie pie AF's can I?

[eos]

jackandjerry:

lemme break it down for you EVEN FURTHER-- you want girl, yes? girl like nice shiny things, car, diamond, etc. ok?

moral of story? *GO MAKE SOME DAMN MONEY* instead of posting on here!

[jackandjerry]

jackandjerry:

lemme break it down for you EVEN FURTHER-- you want girl, yes? girl like nice shiny things, car, diamond, etc. ok?

moral of story? *GO MAKE SOME DAMN MONEY* instead of posting on here!

LOL, in that case, WHY NOT go to a massage place and pay for a girl?LOL
the girls you are describing needs to get a sugar daddy...

[eos]

you callin' me a ho?

[jackandjerry]

you callin' me a ho?

no, I said the girls you were describing earlier

[jackandjerry]

but i mean from what I see in my city, there are many sugar daddies who always pay for everything.

[jackandjerry]

but i mean from what I see in my city, there are many sugar daddies who always pay for everything. These guys drive european cars and stuff

[tripostrophe]

I mean I am stuck with an old car and I want to get a date.......so that's why I am asking this realistic question here.

get to know people. as eos said, posting here won't do anything. why would you rely on a bunch of random strangers rather than your friends to figure this out? unless you're just using this as a forum to express those views you won't say aloud...

come on, let's see a bit more respect and some hustle out of you! endzone is that way, headed away from your monitor. get out there kid!

[tripostrophe]

wait a second...why the hell is this in the women's forum? here, it becomes more trolling than anything..

[cloudzero]

I mean I am stuck with an old car and I want to get a date.......so that's why I am asking this realistic question here.

looooooooser
seriously, dont ever say that again

[jackandjerry]

I will head to the massage parlour tonight. see you

[Arex]

I will head to the massage parlour tonight. see youThat's a good strategy. In the long run, you'll probably end up spending less and receiving more sex that way than going through the girlfriend/wife route.

[Adaon]

Is it me or are the posters as of late dumber than a sack of hammers? All head and no brain?

Sheesh.

If she's not impressed by my collection of HotWheels and MicroMachinese, then she's not worth my time!!

[eos]

me, i'm partial to whether or not a guy plays magic.

[Adaon]

me, i'm partial to whether or not a guy plays magic.

Oh, GOSH, we're gonna up to our eyes in geeks and nerds soon. SHOOT. -hides his Black Lotus card-

[jackandjerry]

Are girls in so cal hot?

[pikachu]

Driving Expensive cars does not necessarily make a guy rich.

Buying expensive cars= more money spent= less money saved= poor.

As long as you girls raise this car standard, guys will continually get poorer.

[eos]

psssh.....that's how girls distinguish between the scrubs and the truly wealthy. duh.

[snow ninja]

no wonder it's all an act with so many people.

they live in an overpriced rented apartment, with nothing except the image of wealth with that rented beamer.

they are a paycheck away from being broke

[bmwhype]

lol.

stereotypes about guys with nice cars....are just as bad as saying all asians have slit eyes.

[jackandjerry]

I used to know a friend whose brother drives a pre-owned ferrari f360 and he was the ladies' man until he went broke, sold the ferrari and now he ain't getting no ladies anymore...poor guy. He went from heaven's peak to rock bottom of hell......hes in a bad mood now.

[jackandjerry]

Hey, I am just wondering if a ugly girl sees a handsome guy at school but she doesn't even know the name of this handsome guy, then Do you think she will make a move on him like initiate a stranger talk to him??

ppl: a ugly girl + a handsome guy(to her)
place: school
relationship: schoolmate(almost total stranger, doesn't know each other's names)

this kind of situation has happened to me at school before so just wondering if any yw guys have similar experiences.....:redface:

[eos]

so didn't you just answer your own question that you posted?

no car = no girls
no money = no honey

[eos]

yeah, i know you asked for guys' opinions, but frankly this post is...i dunno, there's just no word for it.

it smacks of vanity and narcissism. it figures that you are asking how to get girls. you ain't got no game.

[Banana]

Hey, I am just wondering if a ugly girl sees a handsome guy at school but she doesn't even know the name of this handsome guy, then Do you think she will make a move on him like initiate a stranger talk to him??

ppl: a ugly girl + a handsome guy(to her)
place: school
relationship: schoolmate(almost total stranger, doesn't know each other's names)

this kind of situation has happened to me at school before so just wondering if any yw guys have similar experiences.....:redface:

Get off this board, you retard.

[eos]

^i <3 you, gaw.

[applehead]

good looking guys never go around calling themselves handsome.
it's true!

[eos]

AHAHAAH!!!! yes!

that is true...just like cool people never go around saying "hey look, i'm sooooo cool."

[Chooky]

Hey, I am just wondering if a ugly girl sees a handsome guy at school but she doesn't even know the name of this handsome guy, then Do you think she will make a move on him like initiate a stranger talk to him??

ppl: a ugly girl + a handsome guy(to her)
place: school
relationship: schoolmate(almost total stranger, doesn't know each other's names)

this kind of situation has happened to me at school before so just wondering if any yw guys have similar experiences.....:redface:

How ugly was the girl? Usually people are drawn to those of equal attractiveness.

[mzhsacramento]

Usually people are drawn to those of equal attractiveness.

huh?

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Maybe that's why I've been approached by a lot of hot chicks lately. All the ugly ones are goin for the good-lookin' dudes. It's true. Attractive women dig rich yet busted-looking men (even though I'm far from rich also) so that they can be provided for and look good next to them at the same time.

[bmwhype]

lol. i've asked lots of ugly/pretty girls why they shun guys like me. They said i'm not the passive & "nice" type and they wont feel secure around me. LOL

Maybe that's why I've been approached by a lot of hot chicks lately. All the ugly ones are goin for the good-lookin' dudes. It's true. Attractive women dig rich yet busted-looking men (even though I'm far from rich also) so that they can be provided for and look good next to them at the same time.

[eos]

Maybe that's why I've been approached by a lot of hot chicks lately. All the ugly ones are goin for the good-lookin' dudes. It's true. Attractive women dig rich yet busted-looking men (even though I'm far from rich also) so that they can be provided for and look good next to them at the same time.

wait, wha..??? OHHHH you're saying...no wait, i still don't get it.

are you saying YOU are busted looking? because hot girls are attracted to you?

[Napoleon Chynamite]

wait, wha..??? OHHHH you're saying...no wait, i still don't get it.

are you saying YOU are busted looking? because hot girls are attracted to you?

I think I was making a point to poke fun at myself and emphasize the ridiculousness of this thread at the same time.

[cloudzero]

i say go out with her, cuz judging by how u act on these boards, you aint gonna do any better. my loserdar is going off like a siren in a high speed pursuit

[kimpossible]

Hey, I am just wondering if a ugly girl sees a handsome guy at school but she doesn't even know the name of this handsome guy, then Do you think she will make a move on him like initiate a stranger talk to him??

ppl: a ugly girl + a handsome guy(to her)
place: school
relationship: schoolmate(almost total stranger, doesn't know each other's names)

this kind of situation has happened to me at school before so just wondering if any yw guys have similar experiences.....:redface:

boring. if you're not writing stories about horrific bitch maidens and alien invasions of Japan then you're less than useless to us.

[jackandjerry]

LOLs

[Azn Retribution]

yes.

the more expensive the better. i personally will not go out with someone unless they drive a mercedes slk55 AMG or better. silver.

damn. So where on the dating ladder does having a 05 Infiniti G35 Coupe for the weekends and a 02 accord coupe daily driver put me?

[eos]

umm, well you have 2 nice cars so...i think you're ok. i THINK.

[Napoleon Chynamite]

I suppose nothing stands in the way of male horniness for the most part, but personally if I had a bunch of nice cars I wouldn't be able to help but worry that maybe women only liked me because of my wealth. Since I have no nice car and no overflowing bank account, I can rest assured that women choose to talk to or get to know me because of actual qualities about myself, such as my Super Mario Kart skills.

[robotic]

i never understood the fascination with cars. (never, ever ever!)
to me, they're just four wheels that take you places.
i really couldn't care less 8) as long as they're in an operatable shape.

[Adaon]

I suppose nothing stands in the way of male horniness for the most part, but personally if I had a bunch of nice cars I wouldn't be able to help but worry that maybe women only liked me because of my wealth. Since I have no nice car and no overflowing bank account, I can rest assured that women choose to talk to or get to know me because of actual qualities about myself, such as my Super Mario Kart skills.

W00t 1337 sk1llz driving video game cars (like those Initial D/Drift anime car gamers) will win the ladies?!

What am I doin' drivin' my car around?! I better get back behind my PS2/PS3/Gamecube/Wii !!

[Napoleon Chynamite]

W00t 1337 sk1llz driving video game cars (like those Initial D/Drift anime car gamers) will win the ladies?!

What am I doin' drivin' my car around?! I better get back behind my PS2/PS3/Gamecube/Wii !!

You'd be surprised how many cute girls dig Mario Kart. Is that a heat-seeking Koopa shell up my tailpipe or are you just happy to see me? Uh huh.

[pikachupacabra]

Personally, I've always found that there's an inverse relationship between girl hotness and how much money you have...the hotter she is the less money you're gonna have left :P

[snailpoo]

AW YEAH, SON!

i got me one of these:
http://trus.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/pTRU1-3586874dt.jpg

Nice. I'm thinking about upgrading to one of those. It's got much better MPG than my Tonka.

[Adaon]

You'd be surprised how many cute girls dig Mario Kart. Is that a heat-seeking Koopa shell up my tailpipe or are you just happy to see me? Uh huh.

Oh, it's a heat seeking SOMETHING in your tail pipe alright.

Can't wait for the Wii version of Kart and Smash. Woot.

[eos]

and you thought the placenta comment was gross? you guys are yucky.

[DragonKnight]

good looking guys never go around calling themselves handsome.
it's true!
...
I'm fugly. :frown:

(jk :biggrin: )

[DragonKnight]

Heh, this would explain why there are guys rolling up in G35's (and now G37's) the last 4-5 yrs. I even saw that shit up in Seattle out of all places.

[buttermilkwise]

good looking guys never go around calling themselves handsome.
it's true!

Okay so by that token do good looking guys (ie: fucking assholes) make pickup lines like these?:

Hi, i'm a fat ugly mofo virgin, hasn't taken a shower in weeks, stinks of garbage, lives with my mom and there are these damn annoying flies flying over my head 24/7. I don't give a shit about you as human being and need a warm slippery comforter for penis, now git on it... Biatch1!!!!1!!!

[professorfrink]

No, good-looking fellows only need to fart handsome and girls swoon.

Love,
prof. frink

[jackandjerry]

I think if I drive a ferrari enzo then I willl for sure get a girlfriend, rite??

[eos]

yeah.....if you're just looking for a high-maintenance bimbo.

[jackandjerry]

yeah.....if you're just looking for a high-maintenance bimbo.

LOLs

[mr. x]

I'm gonna drive Honda Civic the rest of my life, that way when she falls in love with my personality I'll drop the bomb that I'm actually quite loaded. I'm a frog prince looking for a princess you see

[professorfrink]

What kind of question is this? Everybody is well aware that Asian girls will only date guys who majored in Business, make bank, and take cruises on the high seas with their bare chests glistening in the sunlight - so it only makes sense that they prefer guys with expensive cars - A DOI!

*And Mr. X, I LOVE hondas - I drive a fit myself, so pride son, pride.

Love,
prof. frink

[mr. x]

everybody knows asian girls prefer white guys. car or not

[jackandjerry]

hey, same here, I drive a honda civic but it is a 97' one

[jackandjerry]

maybe we need to start some kind of small business like selling stuffs online/ibay....so we have extra money to compensate for our dates

[jackandjerry]

maybe we need to start some kind of small business like selling stuffs online/ibay....so we have extra money to compensate for our dates:smile:

[mr. x]

hey, same here, I drive a honda civic but it is a 97' one

which X we talking?

[jackandjerry]

which X we talking?
honda civic lx

[applehead]

if the girl's desperate. she don't care.
so look for desperate girls jackandjerry.
maybe she'll be your gf.
moving to whatever.

[jackandjerry]

oh my bloody hellll...You are absolutely brilliant!!

cheers

[jackandjerry]

if the girl's desperate. she don't care.
so look for desperate girls jackandjerry.
maybe she'll be your gf.
moving to whatever.

How do I know if the girl is desperate?? do they have a look to it??i mean usually girls who are not so attractive??

[misschopstix]

guys that drive nice cars are usually ugly...

[Napoleon Chynamite]

^ minivan drivers rejoice~ woo woo

[didu]

guys that drive nice cars are usually ugly...

what's your problem? :wink:

[jackandjerry]

Girls like ugly guys because they feel secure that their ugly boyfriends won't change their heart......also, if those ugly guys drive a bmw then it would be a bonus.

[nameless]

^lol whatever it takes to help you get to sleep buddy.

[Asian_Casanova]

On a related note; I've heard plenty of guys complain that the women who seem to be attracted to them are not ideally the ones they're attracted to; anyone experience this? We've all been there, unless you're a really good looking guy. This has happened to me, and similarly, it seems like all the girls I've been attracted to and tried to pursue have just slipped away.

[cloudzero]

Oh I Wonder Why

[jackandjerry]

Have you guys tried anal sex before? I heard people who are less fortunate tried it but that's not cool at all.....:eek:

[jackandjerry]

Mine is winning the lottery

[etcj]

Wait, so you go on a different thread chastising people about their porn habits, but now you talk about anal sex? I think most YW folks have seen this pattern of denial and then indulgence in the Sex & Health forum...if you're just plain curious, then you can be without fear or shame. However, if you want to discuss a topic/issue, don't go out and make yourself look like a close-minded jerk who just wants to start trouble.

Oh yeah, get ready for an obligatory closet-case accusation to come up pretty soon.

[enigma740]

It looks better in porn than in real life. Surprisingly, it makes your dick smell like shit.

[SunWuKong]

mine is watching jackandjerry perform anal in gay porn.

[jackandjerry]

mine is watching jackandjerry perform anal in gay porn.

YOU MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Adaon]

YOU MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

You must stop posting crap like this.

It's. So.....eh.

My dreams are wild. If they were anything coherent, then they would not be wild.

[Adaon]

guys that drive nice cars are usually ugly...

LOL. Vespa riding guys are hot too, then? :wink: :rolleyes:

[mr. x]

LOL. Vespa riding guys are hot too, then? :wink: :rolleyes:

While the idea is that Italian guys are so manly they are hot riding vespas

but truth is it's like wearing pink, not every bro can pull it off

[Banana]

guys that drive nice cars are usually ugly...

Crud.

[jackandjerry]

oh, my bloody hell. You are a genius.

[jackandjerry]

It looks better in porn than in real life. Surprisingly, it makes your dick smell like shit.

How do you know

[snailpoo]

I think this is the proper order of responses:


mine is watching jackandjerry perform anal in gay porn.
oh, my bloody hell. You are a genius.

[KenTsui]

yes. im a handsome guy so i get lots of approaches by all kinds. even ugly girls with no fashion sense, but no thanks.

[snailpoo]

How do I know if the girl is desperate??

She's desperate if she's willing to talk to you.






Sorry, too easy.

[TB4000]

On a related note; I've heard plenty of guys complain that the women who seem to be attracted to them are not ideally the ones they're attracted to; anyone experience this? We've all been there, unless you're a really good looking guy. This has happened to me, and similarly, it seems like all the girls I've been attracted to and tried to pursue have just slipped away.

It's called sensing desparation. You're supposed to make like they aren't even worth your time, then they come flocking. Duh. :o

[eos]

Crud.

just drive a minivan like hubert and you're all set, dude. he's a good-looking guy, you're a good-looking guy....see?

[eos]

yes. im a handsome guy so i get lots of approaches by all kinds. even ugly girls with no fashion sense, but no thanks.

people who feel the need to say they are good-looking usually aren't. same goes for people who say they are cool, or "i am SO culturally aware."

you either are or you're not, and those that are don't need to prove it to anyone.

[eos]

why are you so interested in this topic? if you want to know so damn much just try it yourself. then you can stop annoying us with your stupid idiotic questions.

[jackandjerry]

I do not encourage people doing anal.

[eos]

who cares what you think. did they give you a badge for being part of the sex police?

god, go find a hooker and get laid already. your repression and obsession with anal sex is transparent and pitiable.

[Adaon]

While the idea is that Italian guys are so manly they are hot riding vespas

but truth is it's like wearing pink, not every bro can pull it off

Esp if they live in CA. THey'd get mow'd down.

Or Tx for that matter.

Or NY.....

Man, maybe it'd only be cool in Hawaii or something

[mr. x]

Esp if they live in CA. THey'd get mow'd down.

Or Tx for that matter.

Or NY.....

Man, maybe it'd only be cool in Hawaii or something

I see a lot of dudes wearing pink here. They look like douchebags but I don't think anyone's kicked their ass over their lifestyle

[DragonKnight]

guys that drive nice cars are usually ugly...
*looks at POS car*

...whew. :redface:

[jackandjerry]

I am not a policeman, ok??

[Yeahman]

I am not a policeman, ok??
Then which one are you?

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1328/538840653_452839dd1c_o.jpg

[eos]

i say he's the leather daddy.

[Kennyb]

Here you go, try anal sex with this piece of ass on the screen. :smile:

*

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Anal sex is tyte.

[jackandjerry]

I onced was bothered by a gay east indian guy at a fashion shop. I was feeling really angry so from that time I stopped going to that fashion shop because that gay guy works there.

[jackandjerry]

I had this fugly girl asking me out but I refused to go out with her......Do you think I am considered as a player?

[Yeahman]

It means you're gay.

[Yeahman]

I onced was bothered by a gay east indian guy at a fashion shop. I was feeling really angry so from that time I stopped going to that fashion shop because that gay guy works there.
What were you doing at Habib's World of S&M anyway?

[Napoleon Chynamite]

For the love of everything that is holy, all of you up there at the top of the YW echelon with a ban hammer, remember that with increased power comes increased responsibility to abuse that power.

[Flow to Live]

yes......you are a player. :)

[mr. x]

Play her

[mr. x]

What were you doing at Habib's World of S&M anyway?

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/34118

[eos]

^watch it now. all this perverted sex talk will make him all atwitter with strange feelings down there.

[eos]

I had this fugly girl asking me out but I refused to go out with her......Do you think I am considered as a player?

hold up....you HAD this girl ask you out? so you MADE her ask you out just so you could reject her? wow...you ain't a player. you just a straight up LOOOOOOOOOOOOSER.

[applehead]

Here you go, try anal sex with this piece of ass on the screen. :smile:

*

okay that made me laugh out loud.

[jackandjerry]

hold up....you HAD this girl ask you out? so you MADE her ask you out just so you could reject her? wow...you ain't a player. you just a straight up LOOOOOOOOOOOOSER.

no, babe, two days ago my female friend's friend(fugly girl) tried to ask me out, I didn't mean I MADE her to ask........get it??

[jackandjerry]

kennyb, you bad boy you

[jackandjerry]

I've seen all these actors/pop artists being sexy and all that...like the guy in this video here.......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0T-4W6LcBU
I want to be damn HAWT and dope and all that but What does it takes to be like that?? Should I pump up my body or do facial??
:cool:

[Yeahman]

He called you "babe." LOL

[eos]

kennyb, you bad boy you

you forgot to add "hehe :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: =d"

[eos]

sorry BABE... you can't MAKE yourself into a sex symbol. other people yes, NOT YOU.

[eos]

call me babe one more time and i will crawl through your screen like that girl in '"ringu" and lay a beatdown on you that you so sorely deserve.

[Banana]

Sure you can.

1.) Be rich.
2.) Have a good looking face.
3.) Speak at least two languages.
4.) Dress well.
5.) Have confidence.
6.) Love animals.
7.) Learn to dance.
8.) Be very social outgoing.
9.) Work out at least 2 hours a day and be buff.

Did I leave anything out?

[kimpossible]

For the love of everything that is holy, all of you up there at the top of the YW echelon with a ban hammer, remember that with increased power comes increased responsibility to abuse that power.

Can't you just not respond to his posts? He keeps going because he's getting responses.

[SunWuKong]

i know how you can be a sex symbol - perform anal in gay porn. i know i would watch it.

[eos]

gaw, don't encourage him. he doesn't fit in any of those.

plus we're trying to encourage him into doing the gay porn. THAT would be far better for the world.

[DragonKnight]

...k, so how many useless threads is this mofo gonna post? :rolleyes:

[Yeahman]

...k, so how many useless threads is this mofo gonna post? :rolleyes:
As many as people will respond to.

[Banana]

It's not just the responses but having to deal with his idiocy.

[jackandjerry]

Are you guys looking down at me because you guys think I am not a player, well let me tell'ya sumthing, girls are attracted to me just like bees are attracted to honey. I got the groove in me and I've been practising my moves these few days. Now you can call me the new "asian Usher"
I've been watching tons of utube dance videos and i got the dope.

jnj:cool:

[jackandjerry]

Have you guys seen James Blunt's "you are beautiful" music video? Now that's what I call the sex symbol of wht ppl. I just want to be the sex symbol of all Asian mankind.

[jackandjerry]

Can some mod lock this post because I can't handle the excitement anymore.......eos has been after my tail for quite a long time already...

[snailpoo]

I just want to be the sex symbol of all Asian mankind.

eos, you've succeeded in convincing him for the gay part. Now, all you have to do is convince him for the porn part.

[snailpoo]

You've definitely got the dope, but it obviously isn't the good stuff. Find a new dealer.

[eos]

OMFG....i think my head just imploded from the hilarity of that statement.


oh wait i think it's more :puke:

[eos]

well, he *claims* to be a virgin and i believe it. so, i don't think it's too hard (pun intended) for him.

"jackin' jerry: the awakening"

[eos]

does usher know you are soiling his name and reputation? cuz i don't think that's dope, and most definitely not groovy either.

[kimpossible]

It's not just the responses but having to deal with his idiocy.

Yes, that's why I get paid the big bucks and bask in all the glory. I'll deal with the idiocy.

This is my proposal (to all). Stop responding the threads of his that you really hate and I'll corral them all up into one point so the threads you all hate he'll pretty much be talking to himself. This will help with board clutter.

Agreeable?

[eos]

banana (and maybe some other people) should be happy that i'm focusing my heat ray on jj. this means less sarcasm, laughing at, and hurting for them.

[kimpossible]

then all is well as far as i'm concerned. as long as he flies under my radar and doesn't spam the forum too much, have at. i bid you good times!

[kimpossible]

Can some mod lock this post because I can't handle the excitement anymore.......eos has been after my tail for quite a long time already...

No. Don't annoy me. Or the others will win.

[Yeahman]

eos, you seem to be strangely obsessed with jackin jerry.

[jackandjerry]

hey, kimpossible

I am not breaking any YW policy>>I am not using any profanity language and I never insult anyone or start any flamewar so what's wrong with my post/threads?? As long as i am not doing bad thing then why can't I have the freedom of right to speak for my myself?....

hey, mod

that's not fair!!

[jackandjerry]

eos, you seem to be strangely obsessed with jackin jerry.

I am pretty sure eos has some deep feelings for me so that's why you said that, rite?? eos:cool:

[mr. x]

why do people who complain about free speech never realize nobody's actually stopping them

[mr. x]

Should I pump up my body or do facial??
:cool:

Sure, the more degrading acts you are willing to do the more money honey :wink:

[mr. x]

Plus there's the whole cliche that the nicer the car you drive (or bigger) the more you are compensating for short comings

always drive a shitty pinto, that is assuming you are a hung stud like a horse dangling from a rope

[mr. x]

yeah dude you don't wanna mess with Bjork my friend, she will emprison you within an egg shaped bubble made of synthetic material

[Yeahman]

why do people who complain about free speech never realize nobody's actually stopping them
Not only that but people think that it applies to private parties too. YW can ban anyone without notice for any reason or no reason at all.

[jackandjerry]

why people always talk about sex? sex is a really personal thing, rite??

[jackandjerry]

I am pretty sure you guys don't know what anal sex is. use your imagination, honey.

[jackandjerry]

My aunt is always telling me not to break other girls' hearts....but I just can't help it.....i guess I am a cool yet sensitive stud muffin.

[jackandjerry]

I have been thinking if I am a pop artist someday then I will sing " ...don't you wish your boyfriend is HOT like me.....don't you wish your boyfriend is hot like me...." I want to write songs like changing some parts of the original version.....money money money...that's what I will be getting in my pocket...YES. You will be seeing me on TV performing with jacky chan and Justin my buddy.

[jackandjerry]

My friend just leased a bmw 3 series and he is dope..........I also want to be a ladies' man so that's why I post about getting rich fast topic..but you guys have been making fun of me, the stud muffin there.

[cloudzero]

jackandjerry: why people always talk about sex? sex is a really personal thing, rite??
jackandjerry: How can I be the sex symbol?
jackandjerry: have you tried anal sex?

your gonna die a virgin

[mr. x]

why people always talk about sex? sex is a really personal thing, rite??

not really, it's like a bank transaction, in that you wear a ski mask

[mr. x]

I am pretty sure you guys don't know what anal sex is. use your imagination, honey.

wow you're like the kid who thinks when he closes his eyes the world goes away

and that way the bad man can't get you

[popculturepooka]

My aunt is always telling me not to break other girls' hearts....but I just can't help it.....i guess I am a cool yet sensitive stud muffin.

You're not a playa you just crush alot, amirite?

[kimpossible]

hey, kimpossible

I am not breaking any YW policy>>I am not using any profanity language and I never insult anyone or start any flamewar so what's wrong with my post/threads?? As long as i am not doing bad thing then why can't I have the freedom of right to speak for my myself?....

hey, mod

that's not fair!!

next time can you put in 'mom' for 'mod'? i need practice for the teen years.

[bluemonq]

Don't forget the, "You guys just don't understand me! I'm going back to my room and post on my livejournal! :: runs away crying". Though ideally, if you raise 'em right, you should be able to avoid this.

[kimpossible]

"Aw, but I was going to Tashi station to pick up some power converters!"

[DragonKnight]

Have you guys seen James Blunt's "you are beautiful" music video? Now that's what I call the sex symbol of wht ppl. I just want to be the sex symbol of all Asian mankind.
That whining monkey who sounds like his balls got cut off is a fucking sex symbol? Bah. :rolleyes:

[bluemonq]

"Aw, but I was going to Tashi station to pick up some power converters!"
http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=8a25c392132b05a201132ba023bc0073

Now you know why Luke wanted to go.

[jackandjerry]

That whining monkey who sounds like his balls got cut off is a fucking sex symbol? Bah. :rolleyes:

come on, man, james blunt is my friend's dream date. give him some props

[jackandjerry]

Hey, sup. I am considering becoming one of the Mods here on YW.
I love this forum and hoping to make some money here.

My qualifications:

I am good looking.
I am strong.
I have high IQ score
I have high EQ score.
I am handsome.
I am a social butterfly.
I have leadership skills.
I love people.
I am caring and considerate.
My English is good.

and How much will I get paid if I am a mod here. 2000us$/month? or something?

anyways, let me know the result.:wink:

[snailpoo]

come on, man, james blunt is my friend's dream date. give him some props

Your same "friend" with the std problem you were asking about right after you experimented with anal sex?

[SunWuKong]

you know what you have to do. it starts with the word "gay" and it ends with "anal porn".

[jackandjerry]

you know what you have to do. it starts with the word "gay" and it ends with "anal porn".

I am not applying for a av star position. sorry. bro

[mr. x]

Yaw Bewtawful, Yaw Bewtawful

[rice cracker]

You could always kill yourself in the hopes that you might reincarnate as a mod.

[popculturepooka]

I've seen all these actors/pop artists being sexy and all that...like the guy in this video here.......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0T-4W6LcBU
I want to be damn HAWT and dope and all that but What does it takes to be like that?? Should I pump up my body or do facial??
:cool:

Steps to becoming a sex symbol (Follow these VVVEEEERRRRY closely):

1) Buy draincleaner.
2) Drink it.
3) ???
4) Profit!

[Adaon]

Sure you can.

1.) Be rich.
2.) Have a good looking face.
3.) Speak at least two languages.
4.) Dress well.
5.) Have confidence.
6.) Love animals.
7.) Learn to dance.
8.) Be very social outgoing.
9.) Work out at least 2 hours a day and be buff.

Did I leave anything out?

So you're telling him to be you?

I'm hoping that he takes number 6 as literally as possible. It could only add more dimenstion to him besides the whole gay anal porn thing he's got going on.

[bluemonq]

"The ones best suited to be [mod] are those who have no desire to be a [mod]."

[Adaon]

"The ones best suited to be [mod] are those who have no desire to be a [mod]."

I'm glad I'm not a mod then. 'Cuz I have no interest or desire to be one either. >_< LOL

[thaite]

Whatever the process, asking to become a mod most assuredly ensures that you will not.

[mr. x]

I have high EQ score.


What the hell does this mean, you have high hats?

[SunWuKong]

What the hell does this mean, you have high hats?

emotional quotient (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emotional_intelligence), as opposed to IQ (intelligence quotient).

[jackandjerry]

Steps to becoming a sex symbol (Follow these VVVEEEERRRRY closely):

1) Buy draincleaner.
2) Drink it.
3) ???
4) Profit!

no way, I am not doing that. I don't want to die and lose the whole performance.

[jackandjerry]

Yaw Bewtawful, Yaw Bewtawful

come on, you americans, stop dissing the beautiful british accent or the british army will start invading your country. I think only brilliant people can talk with a british accent.

[AngryABCGirl]

come on, you americans, stop dissing the beautiful british accent or the british army will start invading your country. I think only brilliant people can talk with a british accent.

gay porn.

[DragonKnight]

come on, you americans, stop dissing the beautiful british accent or the british army will start invading your country. I think only brilliant people can talk with a british accent.
Laf. :rolleyes:

[applehead]

Damn. You must be really broke.

[jackandjerry]

Laf. :rolleyes:

what is "Laf"?

[eos]

let's go through this one by one:

"My qualifications:

I am good looking. good-looking people don't say this.
I am strong. physically or emotionally?
I have high IQ score. please submit your test results along with the qualifications of the testing center and administrator/s.
I have high EQ score. no, you don't.
I am handsome. refer to number 1.
I am a social butterfly. no, you're not.
I have leadership skills. nope.
I love people. ...then do the gay porn and show us.
I am caring and considerate. GAY PORN.
My English is good." GAAAAAAAAAAY POOOOOOOOOORN!!!!!!!

[eos]

^did you try saying that word out loud? to yourself?

[cloudzero]

too self absorbed to be one
and whats the point?

[jackandjerry]

^did you try saying that word out loud? to yourself?

I still don't get what "Laf" means.

[cloudzero]

^ that means you have low IQ

[bluemonq]

Steps to becoming a sex symbol (Follow these VVVEEEERRRRY closely):

1) Buy draincleaner.
2) Drink it.
3) ???
4) Profit!
I found step 3! It is:
3) Not using /. memes

[jackandjerry]

hey, I met a lovely girl today at my local community centre and I was attracted to her it's like love at first sight. I made a excuse to talk to her, I said " excuse me, hmm, Do you know if there is any great fitness program to join here? I am thinking about buffing up myself." so then she smiled politely and told me she doesn't know much but she said she is in this badminton class. so I am guessing she will be there next week around the same time. so What should I do next??? :confused:

[jackandjerry]

I mean she is like this angel from the sky. I feel horny as hell when I see her playing badminton.:smile:

[jackandjerry]

How dare you make fun of me, the Asian Usher

[jackandjerry]

^ that means you have low IQ

My social science instructor has always been telling me How smart I am in class.

[cloudzero]

hes a teacher, he has to lie to every student like that

[nameless]

Buffing up. Priceless.

Don't break her heart, stud.

[eos]

and don't tell her about your side job in gay porn.

[snailpoo]

Is this guy really this pathetic, or is this a one-trick pony of a troll who has long stopped being funny?

[eos]

yeah, even i am getting a little bored and tired of ridiculing him.

[mr. x]

Yeah social science. It's like the PE teacher telling you you will never amount to anything, DON'T LISTEN TO THEM

[tripostrophe]

wow i don't like where this thread has gone ><

[mr. x]

wow i don't like where this thread has gone ><

can anything good really come from there?

[cloudzero]

we'll be idiots if we find out he is "special"

[CBC guy]

hey, I met a lovely girl today at my local community centre and I was attracted to her it's like love at first sight. I made a excuse to talk to her, I said " excuse me, hmm, Do you know if there is any great fitness program to join here? I am thinking about buffing up myself." so then she smiled politely and told me she doesn't know much but she said she is in this badminton class. so I am guessing she will be there next week around the same time. so What should I do next??? :confused:

...... :confused: :eek: I don't know what to say about this guy here....:eek: :confused:

[mzhsacramento]

Have you guys seen James Blunt's "you are beautiful" music video? Now that's what I call the sex symbol of wht ppl. I just want to be the sex symbol of all Asian mankind.

come on, man, james blunt is my friend's dream date. give him some props


James Blunt? A sex symbol for pale Englishmen, maybe. A sex symbol of YTs (<----Yes! Thank you, ModelMinority.com) is probably that douche from Prison Break.

Anyway, whatever floats your friend's boat. I've sent my props to Mr.Blunt.

[popculturepooka]

Saw this today. Thought it would be particularly relevant.

http://pHosted.com/0712/dsc01185nh2.jpg

[jackandjerry]

"My life is brilliant, my love is pure, ......You're beautiful......"

that song almost made me cry.

[jackandjerry]

baka mitai........kutabare.

[popculturepooka]

baka mitai........kutabare.

Sorry, you won't get the oppurtunity fuck me. I'm not into gay anal sex.

[mr. x]

"My life is brilliant, my love is pure, ......You're beautiful......"

that song almost made me cry.

I know, it's like porn for gay men

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swKY5tLYLI8

[DragonKnight]

"My life is brilliant, my love is pure, ......You're beautiful......"

that song almost made me cry.
*yack*

[jackandjerry]

Earlier I posted a picture of myself on this forum, and then today I was eating with my friends at this chinese restaurant and I noticed there was a girl checking me out from across the table maybe 20 feet apart from me. I was wondering if that girl was a Yellowworld forum member and seen my pic and recognize me at the chinese restaurant. I;ve been thinking ever since i posted that pic on this forum , I 've been stalked by ppl especially girls. maybe it is just me or maybe it is true that girls who've seen my pic then its like "love at first sight" even over a pic on the net.

[snailpoo]

You should take your medication on the schedule directed by your shrink.

[SunWuKong]

threads have been merged

[cloudzero]

this aint even funny anymore
its just getting retarded