All the things a boyfriend should do...according to another girl

[TB4000]

•Grab her neck when you kiss her, it's a real turn on.
Not her butt/waist/boobs.
• Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
• When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go then kiss her
• When she says she's ok don't believe it talk with her
•Never cheat on her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
• Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
•Spoil her.
• Call her before you go to sleep and after you wake up
• Treat her like a person and not something to show off for
• Tease her and let her tease you back.
• Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
• Watch her favorite movie with her.
• Give her the world.
• Let her wear your clothes.
• When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
• Let her know she's important.
• Kiss her in the pouring rain.
•Look at her as if she was the only person in the room.
• When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"
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Guy from another site I go to says his gf sent him this list the first week they started dating.

[Napoleon Chynamite]

^ Basically, be her doormat. Which is all fine and dandy as long as she is already attracted to your money/intelligence/ambition/status/looks/social connections. Otherwise doing all the above will just creep her out.

[pikachupacabra]

God, if I tried to stop in the middle of the street or something and kiss my girl while the rain was pouring I would be walking home...alone. And probably without the umbrella.

[Adaon]

Grabbing her neck? Dude, do I WANT to get checked in the Adam's apple? Eff. Lol.

I know, I know, don't choke her out. Prolly meant lead her and hold her by her neck. Still seems weird to me. Ehhh.

[eos]

for some reason, the phrase "grab her neck" has me envisioning 2 hands coming at me in a death grip. maybe it's just me. *shrugs*

and this list kinda reminds me of stuff me and my friends use to read/forward to each other....in high school.

[Adaon]

for some reason, the phrase "grab her neck" has me envisioning 2 hands coming at me in a death grip. maybe it's just me. *shrugs*

and this list kinda reminds me of stuff me and my friends use to read/forward to each other....in high school.

I remember those lists. And then the guys had a counter list. And back and forth. It was enough to melt teeth, it was so "sweet". -rolls his eyes-

[cloudzero]

this is titled "how to make a girl happy"
another title could be "how to be LESS attractive to a girl"

[eos]

I remember those lists. And then the guys had a counter list. And back and forth. It was enough to melt teeth, it was so "sweet". -rolls his eyes-

and they were all decorated with hearts and flowers and all that stupid shit.

GOD, we were such idiots.

[Banana]

Just do what I did.

Throw rocks at them and pull their hair. They loved me after that.

My smile might have helped just a little.

[eos]

those high school days DO seem a lot simpler now, compared to my present relationship status.

but that's what you call growing up, i guess.

[Hiroshi2]

Hey you left out the word "NOT" in title.................it should go in between "should" and "do".

[Napoleon Chynamite]

I think I already wrote this, but I want to say it again. The above list works wonderfully if she already likes you. Otherwise those are the worst possible things you could do to get her to like you if she doesn't.

[eos]

I think I already wrote this, but I want to say it again. The above list works wonderfully if she already likes you. Otherwise those are the worst possible things you could do to get her to like you if she doesn't.

sorry, but i guess i'm different. can you say "smother"? ick. i absolutely *hate* guys who want to be with me 25/8. dude, grow a pair.

[thaite]

All the things a girlfriend should do:

- It's all about the weiner
- Make me a sammich
- don't talk so much

easy, less complicated

[moser]

Guy from another site I go to says his gf sent him this list the first week they started dating.

As a joke, right?

Girl is one hella high maintenance if she was serious.

[applehead]

this is titled "how to make a girl happy"
another title could be "how to be LESS attractive to a girl"

or "cheesy things guys do for girls in
cheesy, sappy korean dramas"

[TB4000]

^Give them random chocolates?

[enigma740]

or "cheesy things guys do for girls in
cheesy, sappy korean dramas"

How about giving their not-related switched-at-birth sister a piggyback ride on the beach?