You know you're ....when you.....

[Tao]

ok, i'm procrastinating like a mofo today. let's have some fun. basically it's like that comedy bit that jeff foxworthy does, you know you're a red neck when you....

you can write about anything you want

i'll start:

you know you're in med school when:

You still do drugs, but at least you know what they do to you.

People constantly ask what med school is like, and all you can think of to say is "It really sucks."

You find yourself becoming more like house and dr. cox as time goes on.

You have diagnosed yourself or others with at least 5 rare diseases

You've ever heard the phrase "You must be smart, you're in med school!" and wanted to vehemently disagree.

You celebrate a 70 on a test.

ok your turn.

[mr. x]

you know you're a film student when...

you pay other people for their generosity of letting you work on their set

you can tell the difference between take 1 and take 200

you spend hours and thousands of dollars organizing people, props and equipment but forget to write a good story

[BeTheReds]

You know you're an extremely angry Asian activist when...

The streetlight color for caution offends you... (What, you gotta be careful around everything Yellow?)

You scour the media for every single miniscule negative media reference to Asian people.

For all the positive media references, you find reasons why they are negative.

You make fun of fobs, but get angry when non-Asians make fun of fobs.

You carry a notepad with you so you can document every instance of a WM dating an AF that you see on the street, specifically so you can compile statistics to win your internet argument.

You maintain that Hines Ward and Timmy Chang are Asian, yet you are quick to let hapas know that they can never know what it's like to be Asian.

I'll stop there...

[rice cracker]

Bethereds, FTW!

[VV o n g B a]

u know ur an electrical engineer when:

u hear the word footprint or route and u think of pcb components and layouts.

when u duck under a desk before plugging ur work in for the first time.

u actually own and have used a pocket protector. (okay, i my defense, it was given to me as swag and i only wore it once to see what it'd be like.)

[Adaon]

You know you're a State Farm Insurance staff person when:

1.) Your boss is an undiagnosed bi-polar, and whose mood fluctuates depending on the mood of her dog that she brings to work.(I've had two bosses/agents like this already)

2.) You get along better with your boss' spouse/kids than you do your boss.

3.) You spend 6 hrs of your 9 hr working day getting yelled at on the phone.

4.) You watch television and see one of those "Now What?" commercials and you actually know what's going on.

5.) You drive by a car accident by the side of the road, and the first thought coming out of your head is "I wonder how much liability everyone had there"

6.) You can walk the dog, pick up groceries, answer the phone, clean the fridge, take out the trash, and juggle your boss' son's doctor/dentist appointments before you go ahead and do it all over again for yourself.

7.) You can hear a commercial that ends "Like a Good Neighbor, State Farm is there." and think to yourself, well, FUCK, back to the rat race.

8.) You consider stopping by auto accidents, in which you have no part what so ever, but feel like advising people what to do, and what not to do.

9.) You drive by a house that you like and quickly come up with an accurate replacement cost for it, just back walking around the outside, before walking away in disgust at your inability to leave work at work.

10.) You hate the colors red and white 5 days out of a 7 day week.

[Tao]

you know you're screwed for a test when last year's average was a 25 out of 100.

[cloudzero]

u know ur an electrical engineer when:

u hear the word footprint or route and u think of pcb components and layouts.

when u duck under a desk before plugging ur work in for the first time.

u actually own and have used a pocket protector. (okay, i my defense, it was given to me as swag and i only wore it once to see what it'd be like.)

during meditation you chant "ohm"

[Craig]

during meditation you chant "ohm"The question is "Can he resist an ohm ?" ...

[cloudzero]

you know the school is broke when:

required book titles are only listed in the school bookstore 2 days prior to class
no toilet paper or paper towels and the hand blower is a painting
require proof of prior immunization or pay it for 200, as a junior
they charge you for ketchup, mustard, and mayonnaise
napkin canisters on the tables are always empty
money stealing vending machines are outdoors
pop from the cup filling machines taste like diet
course sections are canceled and merged
students lift weights in the dark
tuition increases every year
Upass is mandatory

[Adaon]

You know the school is broke when:

The textbooks in school are older than your parents are.
You look in the textbooks and realize that scribbly handwriting was actually done by your physics teacher when she was at your school, 40 years prior.
You sign up for a class and realize you got the same textbook with the same teacher that your older sister had 7 years prior.

[mr. x]

you know you have liberal asian parents when

a B doesn't earn you a submerging in the bathtub.

they let you become a film student

[monkeygone2]

You know it’s time to take a break from YW when:

you only check the boards to see who’s mad at you.

you judge people who ask for karma.

people posting inside jokes are no longer annoying.

you’ve heard way too many rumors about people you know you’ll never meet.

you get messages/phoners that start w/ “I heard you like *name withheld*. Too bad she likes *name withheld*.”

you’re paranoid the mods are reading your pm’s.

you become a nuisance to people who give you encouragement/constructive criticism. (btw, meena rocks! pm me later?)

you think the ‘block’ function is a joke.

[eos]

^PUHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

oh i <3 thee, my darling.

[monkeygone2]

^ you're the only one who does, j.
if i don't laugh, i'll cry.

[cloudzero]

you know the school is broke when:

required book titles are only listed in the school bookstore 2 days prior to class
no toilet paper or paper towels and the hand blower is a painting
require proof of prior immunization or pay it for 200, as a junior
they charge you for ketchup, mustard, and mayonnaise
napkin canisters on the tables are always empty
money stealing vending machines are outdoors
pop from the cup filling machines taste like diet
course sections are canceled and merged
students lift weights in the dark
tuition increases every year
Upass is mandatory

a few weeks into the semester, when ppl are desperate for books, they stock up on paperbacks and sell it at hardcover prices, bastards...

[Adaon]

You know you're a friend when:

You're the closest person working in proximity to your friend's pregnant wife at home, and you get the call, and go down there, get your hand crushed, talk to her, try and calm her down and try not to cry while she squeezes your phalanx bones to dust, and breathe a sigh of relief when your friend/her husband arrives.

You know you're a godfather:
You're the 5th person to hold the new baby boy.

You know you're going to have a spoiled godson:
When you and 4 of your other high school buddies, who were also groomsmen, are named godfathers of your friend's son. Attached girlfriends/significant others squealing with glee in turn only reinforces this.