monkeygone2
07-16-2007, 10:11 AM
Wall Street tabloid DealBreaker had a caption contest last month.
There’s a pic of an Asian guy sitting up in bed with the title -
Caption Contest: What's On This Hedge Fund Manager's Mind?
http://www.dealbreaker.com/2007/06/caption_contest_whats_on_this.php#more
Here’s the caption that won:
It turns out, the thing on this hedge fund manager's mind is:
- Is that sunlight? Must be Saturday. (courtesy of "thain")
Thanks for participating. Some of the other captions we really liked:
- Where's my shirt? I guess I'll check the markets. (Great if the market weren't so hot right now (even after the past 2 days))
- Some day soon, those of us who are short are going to win big! (Still under debate, and it's tough to gauge the guy's actual size, as objects in bed can appear smaller than they are, especially in the minds of financial professionals)
- The sell-off in China is keeping me up at night. (They all look the same to you!)
- You're money's on the dresser, Levin (Bess prefers Blatinos)
- I have no legs (a paradox - it's not funny if it's true (well, it kinda is but we can't admit it))
- I wonder what Kumar's up to... (if only this were a personal blog)
- I really hope these pics won't end up on DealBreaker. (Send us embarrassing pictures of your finance industry friends, at tips at dealbreaker dot com and we'll do a caption contest based on them)
comments in parentheses by Keith Hahn.
There’s a pic of an Asian guy sitting up in bed with the title -
Caption Contest: What's On This Hedge Fund Manager's Mind?
http://www.dealbreaker.com/2007/06/caption_contest_whats_on_this.php#more
Here’s the caption that won:
It turns out, the thing on this hedge fund manager's mind is:
- Is that sunlight? Must be Saturday. (courtesy of "thain")
Thanks for participating. Some of the other captions we really liked:
- Where's my shirt? I guess I'll check the markets. (Great if the market weren't so hot right now (even after the past 2 days))
- Some day soon, those of us who are short are going to win big! (Still under debate, and it's tough to gauge the guy's actual size, as objects in bed can appear smaller than they are, especially in the minds of financial professionals)
- The sell-off in China is keeping me up at night. (They all look the same to you!)
- You're money's on the dresser, Levin (Bess prefers Blatinos)
- I have no legs (a paradox - it's not funny if it's true (well, it kinda is but we can't admit it))
- I wonder what Kumar's up to... (if only this were a personal blog)
- I really hope these pics won't end up on DealBreaker. (Send us embarrassing pictures of your finance industry friends, at tips at dealbreaker dot com and we'll do a caption contest based on them)
comments in parentheses by Keith Hahn.