View Full Version : I hate Mondays
Adaon
06-25-2007, 02:21 PM
-- They're the end of a weekend, no matter if the weekend was bad or not.
-- I can't remember the last time I woke up thinking to myself, "THANK GOD IT'S MONDAY. The weekend is over!!"
-- It means I get to see my purposeless boss putter around the office and just spout ultra conservative rhetoric to her radio.
--On that note, I just saw (as in 2:05 PM on Monday June 25th) a balding overweight Caucausian guy in a T-shirt and jeans walk up to a tree on Columbus Street and started pissing on it. In broad daylight during tourist season. And the smell of piss is permeating through my office window. Damn, I hate Mondays.
mr. x
06-25-2007, 02:27 PM
Columbus? I am assuming this is San Francisco? If so HOW DARE YOU OPPRESS HIS INALIENABLE RIGHT TO PEE FREELY
Craig
06-25-2007, 02:41 PM
San Francisco, ... the city that smells like marijuana and urine ...
Adaon
06-25-2007, 03:14 PM
Columbus? I am assuming this is San Francisco? If so HOW DARE YOU OPPRESS HIS INALIENABLE RIGHT TO PEE FREELY
I didn't oppress anything. It's not like I went out there and and lit his pubes on fire.
But he did assault my nostrils with his stench of urine.
And he was indecently exposed.
Couldn't urine be considered a bio-hazard?
Meh.
I need to get out of San Francisco faster than this...
Adaon
06-25-2007, 03:15 PM
San Francisco, ... the city that smells like marijuana and urine ...
The marijuana I can deal with (and on certain days, embrace).
Whoever said that "The best nation around is urination" needs to get kicked in the crotch/groin.
pikachupacabra
06-25-2007, 04:29 PM
San Francisco, ... the city that smells like marijuana and urine ...
Don't forget the stinky tofu if you're in chinatown.
That, or someone actually crapped in the street. same result essentially.
sageb1
06-25-2007, 11:34 PM
My Monday was marvelous. I had a bite to eat at the Wild Ginger restaurant in Vancouver, along with a beer.
By the time I returned home, I'd nodded off about 5-6 times.
Then I went home, ate supper and napped until 10PM.
I wish every day could be like this.
bluemonq
06-26-2007, 12:07 AM
"Sounds like somebody's got a case of the mondays!"
San Francisco, ... the city that smells like marijuana and urine ...
actually, that would be rome:
There's something in the air in Rome - cocaine (http://www.reuters.com/article/worldNews/idUSL3145580420070531)
Craig
06-26-2007, 06:40 AM
The marijuana I can deal with (and on certain days, embrace).
Whoever said that "The best nation around is urination" needs to get kicked in the crotch/groin.Well, I can honestly say that San Francisco is the only city I've been to where I've seen a marijuana festival / exhibition in front of city hall.
However, I'm not a fan of either smell.
Don't forget the stinky tofu if you're in chinatown.
That, or someone actually crapped in the street. same result essentially.Well, if it's San Francisco, I would wager it's more likely that somebody (or a number of people) actually crapped in the street.
"Sounds like somebody's got a case of the mondays!"
actually, that would be rome:
There's something in the air in Rome - cocaine (http://www.reuters.com/article/worldNews/idUSL3145580420070531)The only time I've been to Italy is when a former employer sent me there. However, Europe has never been (at least during my lifetime) the place to go for clean drug-free air. I will definitely keep this in mind for future vacation plans.
sageb1
06-26-2007, 06:56 AM
I think you Americans work too hard, so much that you hate Mondays.
All that overworking does is pollute the environment more, and potentially create more sick days.
Relax a little, and when you have your work lunches, have a beer with it, or better, sneak a couple puffs of pot.
Enjoy your week, cos I will!
kimpossible
06-26-2007, 11:41 AM
Well, I can honestly say that San Francisco is the only city I've been to where I've seen a marijuana festival / exhibition in front of city hall.
Come to Oregon then. Bongo playing stoned hippies flying their potleaf flag every friggin day. If you're really lucky they'll skate by mostly nude bongo playing and scream "Ganja!" intermittently.
Adaon
07-02-2007, 04:02 PM
So I was driving along, minding my business, when this SUV, deciding that my lowered lil automobile was in his way long enough, decided to swerve to the right lane and looked like he was going to cut me off.....but the SUV had different plans than the driver did, and the SUV flipped over on it's top, and I had to swerve out of my lane to avoid him jutting into two lanes.....
So I was driving along, minding my business, when this SUV, deciding that my lowered lil automobile was in his way long enough, decided to swerve to the right lane and looked like he was going to cut me off.....but the SUV had different plans than the driver did, and the SUV flipped over on it's top, and I had to swerve out of my lane to avoid him jutting into two lanes.....Sweet! I mean, I'm glad you're okay. I hope the SUV driver wasn't seriously injured and he learned a good lesson about driving vehicles with high centers of gravity like sports cars (i.e., don't do it). As long as no one died and my car didn't get fucked up, that totally would've made my Monday
Adaon
07-04-2007, 02:54 AM
friend lived 2 blocks away, and I called him up to check up the accident. The guy seemed ok, just stuck cuz his driver side door was facing the sidewalk curb, and therefore could not roll down his window and get out/open the door and crawl out. the passenger side roof of his car was messed up so his passenger side doors could not open. They had the cops and paramedics on scene. He had flipped over and did a one eighty with our flow of traffic, so had the front of the car facing oncoming traffic. they had to get equipment to pry his door open and get him out.
Adaon
07-23-2007, 03:12 PM
After staying up and reading the Harry Potter books, and playing 8 hrs of b-ball yesterday, I can say I'm mentally and physically exhausted on this Monday.
It bites.
CARDINAL009
08-03-2007, 10:54 PM
Focus on the current moment not what day it is. Look at each action as it is one microstep closer to completing your own personal goal
CARDINAL009
08-03-2007, 10:56 PM
-- They're the end of a weekend, no matter if the weekend was bad or not.
-- I can't remember the last time I woke up thinking to myself, "THANK GOD IT'S MONDAY. The weekend is over!!"
-- It means I get to see my purposeless boss putter around the office and just spout ultra conservative rhetoric to her radio.
--On that note, I just saw (as in 2:05 PM on Monday June 25th) a balding overweight Caucausian guy in a T-shirt and jeans walk up to a tree on Columbus Street and started pissing on it. In broad daylight during tourist season. And the smell of piss is permeating through my office window. Damn, I hate Mondays.
San Francisco is a city where the ppl living at the Pacific Heights pretends the are the rulers of the city.
Adaon
08-14-2007, 09:30 AM
In other post Monday news, after a disheartening happy hour at Dave & Busters (while watching a pre-season 49ers organization give away a freebie pre-season morale boost), I seem to be the target of Tuesday driving madness as people were cutting me off like crazy today. I stopped myself after retaliating in similar fashion to two of my offenders today.
Being sick on a day other than Monday makes everything friggen drag. At least I'd expect to feel this way on a Monday.
It's also not so much just Pacific Heights, but Saint Francis Woods and Seacliff that drive the cost of living higher in the rest of San Francisco. The Dolores Park area of the Mission district is losing itself into a yuppie urbanization/hostile take over.
This is a Monday Rant on a Tuesday.
Craig
08-14-2007, 02:04 PM
In other post Monday news, after a disheartening happy hour at Dave & Busters (while watching a pre-season 49ers organization give away a freebie pre-season morale boost), I seem to be the target of Tuesday driving madness as people were cutting me off like crazy today. I stopped myself after retaliating in similar fashion to two of my offenders today.
Being sick on a day other than Monday makes everything friggen drag. At least I'd expect to feel this way on a Monday.
It's also not so much just Pacific Heights, but Saint Francis Woods and Seacliff that drive the cost of living higher in the rest of San Francisco. The Dolores Park area of the Mission district is losing itself into a yuppie urbanization/hostile take over.
This is a Monday Rant on a Tuesday.Traffic over here is very stressfree. I go onto one of the freeways and travel 60-65 mph during rush hour. If one doesn't need to deal with the Bay Area road rage, he / she can have a much more pleasant day.
snailpoo
08-16-2007, 12:01 AM
-- They're the end of a weekend, no matter if the weekend was bad or not.
Unless you got home from work Sunday night, err, Monday morning at 4AM after working the entire weekend. Then, it's not the end of a weekend; it's just the end of casual weekend and back to business casual. I'd call it hump day, but that assumes that it was only two consecutive weeks of 120+ hours.
Adaon
09-10-2007, 04:48 PM
You know it's a Monday when.....
it's 4:45 and the guys from the office next door are standing outside your window.....
and smoking.....
pot.....
And don't offer you any when they see you and wave before going back to their blunts.....
Ugh.
LaiSteve66
09-10-2007, 07:50 PM
Ugh, I didn't get any sleep at all, I had to get up at 5 A.M. to go to the airport, I step out of my apartment and it is pouring rain like you wouldn't believe. After running to my car and throwing my bags into my car, my glasses fall off my face and when the glasses hit the pavement, a lens pops off. Then the streets are flooded like shit. The security line at the airport is long like fuck, and then when we get on the airplane, we sit on the runway for two and a half hours.
Yes I hate Mondays, especially Mondays with bad weather.
ahsingjai
09-13-2007, 03:03 AM
Don't forget the stinky tofu if you're in chinatown.
That's only on Sundays if I remembered correctly.
In other post Monday news, after a disheartening happy hour at Dave & Busters
Dude, I would never go there, they don't really clean their glasses.
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