No, dumbfuck. I'm not his nanny.

[kimpossible]

This is a vent, direct and simple. Oh the things I wanted to say to the guy making the 'joke' that I was my son's nanny because he and my husband too oriental and me too white.

You got a free pass, fucker. Be thankful I didn't deliver my instep to your squishy parts.

[SunWuKong]

does anybody ask if he was adopted if you and he were out without your husband?

[kimpossible]

No. Annoying other shit, yes. Mr. High Larious up there was the one that got to me. Mostly because I couldn't retaliate.

[rice cracker]

"I'm not the nanny, but you must be the asshole." Just tell them the kid is a product of your vagina.

I'm totally preparing myself for similar situations, so I need these snappy comebacks ready beforehand.

[bluemonq]

You got a free pass, fucker. Be thankful I didn't deliver my instep to your squishy parts.
Awww. You could have kicked him in the ass so hard and his digestive system would be all like, "Hmm, how did that shoe get there? I do not eat a shoe."

[kimpossible]

"I'm not the nanny, but you must be the asshole." Just tell them the kid is a product of your vagina.

I'm totally preparing myself for similar situations, so I need these snappy comebacks ready beforehand.
Yeah, well prepare also for well-meaning Asian American women with hapa kids that'll inform you what being a hapa is all about. And the Chinese patriarchal supremacy math that thanks you very much for your genetic contribution, maternal incubation device, but Team China is drafting this one.

What else while I'm on the subject? Oh yeah, girlfriend, you have not even seen remotely the LAST of the weird white dudes with Asian wives once junior is there. And don't get me started on the Asian grannies. Next time, no mercy for the babas and po-pos out there. It's on. You take my kid and run off to show the other grannies, I tackle you at the ankles. And I got about 50% more mass than any of you right now.

edited to add: not that i'm trying to pressure you or anything but it would be totally cool if you had a baby soon and there's a chance that i might want to totally throw you a cool cybershower and buy cute little things and i could so put together the perfect breastfeeding care kit for mommy. just saying.

[rice cracker]

Hahaha, oh no, my uterus is not open for business just yet. I just want to be ready for all the asinine that's going to come my way when I do have kids. In the future. The far off future.

I've even been reading Kimchi Mamas. I wish they were funnier, though.

[deez nuts]

want me to cut him and carve my initials on his belly?

[mr. x]

what's this guy's relation to you, and is he white? If he's chinese he gets a free pass cuz remember we have no tact. If you're fat we gonna tell it like it is.

[Adaon]

"Oriental"?

I'd have deprived this guy of procreation on pure principle.

Idiots like these need to stop depriving the rest of the world of resources we need to survive.

[BigLew]

I still fuck people up for money from, time to time. It's the slow season for my regular gig. I'll even give you a discount. I am very discreet.

[applehead]

okay. that is just so rude and inappropriate.

[sageb1]

i dunno if rudeness is a criteria for castration.

however, i endorse letting him use the hot tub until he shoots blanks.

[Faithless]

I don't see what would have been wrong with saying that the dude's comment was dumb, right there, with hubby there.

Of course, I have no problem in telling my sister that it is time to divorce her lazy husband.

[kimpossible]

This guy is way high up the food chain in relation to my husband's future career. Hence, I took this one up the ass. To everyone else's credit they looked pretty aghast and probably knew I was grabbing my ankles for hubby's sake. Gotta give it to that guy. He suckerpunched me race+sexist combo good knowing he's untouchable. Bullseye.

[sageb1]

Kim, if the guy is Asian, now's the time to be able to speak eloquently in the Asian language, stating:

"If one is able to be adept in the language, then one is able to beget."

I had one white friend whose ignorant acquaintances could not conceive that a white woman could beget a colored daughter.

[tripostrophe]

wow, i'm sorry Kim. But hey, you're a bigger person than he is yeah? Don't have to put others down to feel better about yourself and I'm guessing you're more active than he is as an ally of whatever kind.

[Faithless]

This guy is way high up the food chain in relation to my husband's future career.
Ah. :frown:

That case -- wait for the company halloween party, and snap pics of him garters and a dress. Then post his pic on "rate my hotness" or some such web site.

Hence, I took this one up the ass. To everyone else's credit they looked pretty aghast and probably knew I was grabbing my ankles for hubby's sake.
OMFG. HaplessHobo is your boss?

[j&j2]

This is a vent, direct and simple. Oh the things I wanted to say to the guy making the 'joke' that I was my son's nanny because he and my husband too oriental and me too white.

That guy is an IDIOT!

After all, who ever heard of a white nanny (for colored people)?

Otoh, your husband being your "faithful house-servant"...