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PiMPADOCiOUS
06-16-2007, 06:19 PM
How do ugly asian guys get girls? I don't care about you good looking types that have it easy. Fuck you guys. You are in the minority. Me and most of my AA brothaz are ugly mofos, and we're tired of this shit. Have any of you guys figured out a way to be popular with the ladies? Can an ugly AA compete with a good-looking AA?
^wow. are you SURE you're really asian? cuz you sound like a white racist asshole who needs a good asian beatdown with a metal broomstick and shovel.
and if you're really asian, no wonder you can't get girls. your attitude SUCKS BALLS. cheers!
PiMPADOCiOUS
06-16-2007, 06:33 PM
No, I am Asian American, and proud of it. I am man enough to admit that I am an ugly mofo. How many AAs have those kind of ballz?
well every guy on here, with the exception of you, are HOT. so dunno how much advice you can glean from them.
LaiSteve66
06-16-2007, 07:14 PM
1) Money, and lots of it.
I only know of one guy who had a rep for being "big, fat, and ugly" and he was broke but still got girls (cute girls too) (it's still a mystery to us how).
Paradox
06-16-2007, 08:07 PM
Personality, personality, and personality! I know a guy who is skinny, ugly, and nerdy but he's actually a complete stud. The reason why? He's confident and has a damn good personality. He knows how to talk and dress well even if he's all into nerd hobbies he can still carry on a decent discussion about other things.
Faithless
06-16-2007, 08:33 PM
well every guy on here, with the exception of you, are HOT. so dunno how much advice you can glean from them.
I'm un-HOT, so I'm qualified to answer the question.
I did like my white nerd friends. I hung-out at Crispy Kreme like places. Chicks who stuffed their faces with three and four fruit filled doughnuts were easy marks.
That or the Twinkie isle at Safeway. Or bowling alleys.
yoMAMA
06-16-2007, 08:42 PM
lots and lots of this
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yoMAMA
06-16-2007, 08:44 PM
Can an ugly AA compete with a good-looking AA?
yes, but as in any race, the playing field is not level, the good looking guys have a headstart.
tripostrophe
06-16-2007, 08:45 PM
very interesting hats.
PiMPADOCiOUS
06-16-2007, 08:58 PM
Personality, personality, and personality! I know a guy who is skinny, ugly, and nerdy but he's actually a complete stud. The reason why? He's confident and has a damn good personality. He knows how to talk and dress well even if he's all into nerd hobbies he can still carry on a decent discussion about other things.
So being able to "know how to talk" and "carry on a decent discussion" are necessary?
Usually when I'm talking to someone I think to myself. "I have better things to do then to be here talking about all this stuff that is inconsequential." The only time I like talking with people is when I can glean information that is useful. Hence, I surf the internet instead of going to parties.
tripostrophe
06-16-2007, 09:17 PM
^wow. are you SURE you're really asian? cuz you sound like a white racist asshole who needs a good asian beatdown with a metal broomstick and shovel.
and if you're really asian, no wonder you can't get girls. your attitude SUCKS BALLS. cheers!
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PiMPADOCiOUS
06-16-2007, 09:27 PM
I'm un-HOT, so I'm qualified to answer the question.
See, this is what I'm talking about. Why can't people who are ugly just admit it? Say it loud, and say it proud! Only when we can admit to ourselves that we are ugly, can we face and take on the world with the full force of our faculties.
They actually have a club for ugly people in Italy. We need a club like this.
We need one here, in America, for Asian Americans.
Besides, what's wrong with being ugly? Charles Bronson was ugly. The Italians called called him "Il Brutto" ("The Ugly One") and to the French he was known as "le sacré monstre" ("holy monster"). Charles Bronson is cool!
How did an ugly guy like him become a big Hollywood movie star? I would rather be Charles Bronson than what people than an average looking AA or maybe even a good looking AA.
yoMAMA
06-16-2007, 09:37 PM
SBesides, what's wrong with being ugly? Charles Bronson was ugly. The Italians called called him "Il Brutto" ("The Ugly One") and to the French he was known as "le sacré monstre" ("holy monster"). Charles Bronson is cool!
How did an ugly guy like him become a big Hollywood movie star? I would rather be Charles Bronson than what people than an average looking AA or maybe even a good looking AA.
just googled charles bronson.
man, that is one ugly mofo.:biggrin:
tripostrophe
06-16-2007, 09:38 PM
See, this is what I'm talking about. Why can't people who are ugly just admit it? Say it loud, and say it proud! Only when we can admit to ourselves that we are ugly, can we face and take on the world with the full force of our faculties.
They actually have a club for ugly people in Italy. We need a club like this.
We need one here, in America, for Asian Americans.
Besides, what's wrong with being ugly? Charles Bronson was ugly. The Italians called called him "Il Brutto" ("The Ugly One") and to the French he was known as "le sacré monstre" ("holy monster"). Charles Bronson is cool!
How did an ugly guy like him become a big Hollywood movie star? I would rather be Charles Bronson than what people than an average looking AA or maybe even a good looking AA.
okay akane has supernatural powers of perception. troll!
PiMPADOCiOUS
06-16-2007, 09:42 PM
just googled charles bronson.
man, he is UGLY!
his only competition is prob. mick jager.
You should watch one of his movies, he's so cool. I recommend Death Wish III.
In the movies he's not a great conversationalist, but the ladies think he's sexy and he gets laid a lot. He kicks a lot of ass.
Even though us guys think Mick Jager is ugly, women think he's sexy for some reason.
I want to be like Charles Bronson, just kicking everyone's ass and getting laid by the ladies with my badass ugly self.
You should watch one of his movies, he's so cool. I recommend Death Wish III.
In the movies he's not a great conversationalist, but the ladies think he's sexy and he gets laid a lot. He kicks a lot of ass.
Even though us guys think Mick Jager is ugly, women think he's sexy for some reason.
I want to be like Charles Bronson, just kicking everyone's ass and getting laid by the ladies with my badass ugly self.
dude....that's a movie.
Faithless
06-17-2007, 12:26 AM
Charles Bronson is Asian? :frown:
He gets play, maybe, because of factor one mentioned earlier -- $$$. And probably because he "goes down" in a voracious sort of way. Just look at his kisser. Destroyah.
And maybe that's what our curious sex seeking poster should put out there:
"Ladies, ladies, ladies. Now, I know I'm not much to look at. But if you think about it, if you get with me, you'll just be looking at the top of my balding spot -- for a good few hours."
deez nuts
06-17-2007, 07:51 AM
ugly chicks are god's gift to ugly men.
god also created a lot more ugly chicks than hot chicks.
score4u
PiMPADOCiOUS
06-17-2007, 08:33 AM
Charles Bronson is Asian? :frown:
He gets play, maybe, because of factor one mentioned earlier -- $$$. And probably because he "goes down" in a voracious sort of way. Just look at his kisser. Destroyah.
And maybe that's what our curious sex seeking poster should put out there:
"Ladies, ladies, ladies. Now, I know I'm not much to look at. But if you think about it, if you get with me, you'll just be looking at the top of my balding spot -- for a good few hours."
No he's not. He does star in a movie with Toshiro Mifune though. I heard that in another movie he makes a derogatory comment about Asians like "I don't like those nips" or something like that.
Anyway, why can't us AAs have an Asian American Charles Bronson? We don't got jack! Alls we got is Chow Yun Fat. He's not even Asian American. The characters he plays are too nice. He's nothing like Charles Bronson or Clint Eastwood.
I don't think that Charles Bronson was getting bald. 'Sides, what's wrong with being bald? Vin Diesel is bald.
PiMPADOCiOUS
06-17-2007, 08:36 AM
ugly chicks are god's gift to ugly men.
god also created a lot more ugly chicks than hot chicks.
score4u
Ah, fuck that shit. I've seen ugly Asian guys with beautiful white girlfriends, and good looking Asian guys with the ugliest girlfriends. I'm not lowering my standards!
You wrote somewhere that you think you're good looking. Well let's see some pics then! I bet you look like a panzy.
PiMPADOCiOUS
06-17-2007, 08:37 AM
ugly chicks are god's gift to ugly men.
god also created a lot more ugly chicks than hot chicks.
score4u
Ah, fuck that shit. I've seen ugly Asian guys with beautiful white girlfriends, and good looking Asian guys with the ugliest girlfriends. I'm not lowering my standards!
For example, I know this Filipino guy who was more on the ugly side, and yet his girlfriend was the high school prom queen. I've seen her, she's fucking beautiful. She always calls him. He said "I'm lucky to not have ended up with an ugly girlfriend." WTF is that? As if you can't choose.
You wrote somewhere that you think you're good looking. Well let's see some pics then! I bet you look like a panzy.
Ah, fuck that shit. I've seen ugly Asian guys with beautiful white girlfriends, and good looking Asian guys with the ugliest girlfriends. I'm not lowering my standards!
For example, I know this Filipino guy who was more on the ugly side, and yet his girlfriend was the high school prom queen. I've seen her, she's fucking beautiful. She always calls him. He said "I'm lucky to not have ended up with an ugly girlfriend." WTF is that? As if you can't choose.
You wrote somewhere that you think you're good looking. Well let's see some pics then! I bet you look like a panzy.
AH-HA!!!!!! so THAT'S you're real reason!!!!! you want a beautiful WHITE gf. wrong site, son.
and deez nuts is actually quite handsome, so he has nothing to prove to you. plus he's already a winner in life, having scored many many HOT white wimmens.
contra_diction
06-17-2007, 09:09 AM
I'm not so good looking myself. My secret is in my pants.
(ok, and i'm actually really really ridiculously good-looking)
Faithless
06-17-2007, 09:25 AM
CYF's wife, Jasmine is good looking.
Eastwood is a bit more perplexing. As rugged as he was (he's shriveled now), he sure picked an odd in Sondra Locke.
deez nuts
06-17-2007, 10:07 AM
Ah, fuck that shit. I've seen ugly Asian guys with beautiful white girlfriends, and good looking Asian guys with the ugliest girlfriends. I'm not lowering my standards!
you shut the fuck up and deal with the fact that your ugly. so what if you look like that your mom tried to abort you as a fetus. look on the bright side, you survived the grips of forceps death from the ob/gyn. better to be alive and ugly than be assorted baby parts in a dumpster.
You wrote somewhere that you think you're good looking. Well let's see some pics then! I bet you look like a panzy.
yes, i look like a panzy. but, i'm not ugly. i'm quite handsome. my mommy tells me that everyday.
PiMPADOCiOUS
06-17-2007, 10:17 AM
you shut the fuck up and deal with the fact that your ugly. so what if you look like that your mom tried to abort you as a fetus. look on the bright side, you survived the grips of forceps death from the ob/gyn. better to be alive and ugly than be assorted baby parts in a dumpster.
yes, i look like a panzy. but, i'm not ugly. i'm quite handsome. my mommy tells me that everyday.
Deal with the fact I'm ugly? I'm fucking proud of my look beeatch. Since you look like a panzy, I don't care what you're mom thinks about you, (like her opinion is the most objective one, yeah right). I bet I look more like Charles Bronson than you.
PiMPADOCiOUS
06-17-2007, 10:19 AM
I'm not so good looking myself. My secret is in my pants.
(ok, and i'm actually really really ridiculously good-looking)
Talk is cheap. I don't believe that any Asian is good looking without seeing it with my own eyez.
wtf. can someone find hot asian guys thread?
and you seem more interested in seeing what the guys on here look like. *raises eyebrow*
PiMPADOCiOUS
06-17-2007, 10:41 AM
wtf. can someone find hot asian guys thread?
and you seem more interested in seeing what the guys on here look like. *raises eyebrow*
The only reason I'm "interested" is because I want to prove a point. Asian guys who are supposed to be good looking are all panzies. Ugly guys that know they're ugly are the best, better than guys who think they're ok looking. You never saw Charles Bronson, "the holy monster", complaining about his looks. People said he was ugly, but no one was complainin'.
deez nuts
06-17-2007, 10:58 AM
Deal with the fact I'm ugly? I'm fucking proud of my look beeatch. Since you look like a panzy, I don't care what you're mom thinks about you, (like her opinion is the most objective one, yeah right). I bet I look more like Charles Bronson than you.
my aunt thinks i'm handsome too.
i look more like josh hartnett. not rugged looking like charles bronson. looks panzy'ish. but, still good looking.
PiMPADOCiOUS
06-17-2007, 11:05 AM
my aunt thinks i'm handsome too.
i look more like josh hartnett. not rugged looking like charles bronson. looks panzy'ish. but, still good looking.
WTF that's a white man! Are you so 'shamed of bein' Asian, you've got to say you look like a freakin white man?
And he's got a unibrow! LOL! You have one of those too?
An ugly asian man that know his ugly is more powerful than an asian man that thinks he's a good looking panzy.
deez nuts
06-17-2007, 11:09 AM
WTF that's a white man! Are you so 'shamed of bein' Asian, you've got to say you look like a freakin white man?
And he's got a unibrow! LOL! You have one of those too?
An ugly asian man that know his ugly is more powerful than an asian man that thinks he's a good looking panzy.
josh hartnett is asian just like charles bronson.
the unibrow makes the chicks less intimidated to approach me otherwise if i pluck my unibrow, i'd be too perfect.
aight, can we shut this circus down?
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