Speed Racer movie site now online

[TB4000]

http://speedracerthemovie.warnerbros.com/cmp/main.html

Check out that cast.

[eos]

mm.......hmmm.

the only one that i will kinda accept is matthew fox. but that's only cuz he's bald and racer x wears that tight, head-covering costume.

mmmmm......tight costume......*Drools*

meh. i'll stick with the original, thankyouverymuch.

[hooligan]

When did Christina Ricci get so hot?

[SunWuKong]

Speed Racer is white?

[mr. x]

Speed Racer is white?

I'm sure they will keep the gratingly bad dubbing as a tribute to our contributions

[bluemonq]

When did Christina Ricci get so hot?
When she finally did something about that massive forehead of hers (re: Family, The Addams)

[TB4000]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFyiL1jI5gs

Trailer online.

[VV o n g B a]

wow. that looks epically bad. i mean so horrendously bad it might be good.

[TB4000]

^What are you talking about Speed is the greatest racer of all time and his movie will bring joy to the children of the world, ha-ha!

[TB4000]

Go Speed Racer...tomorrow.

http://www.bignewsaboutmovies.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/speedracer2.jpg
http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/Speed_Racer_Movie/speed_racer_movie_image_emile_hirsch__1_.jpg
http://media.filmschoolrejects.com/images/speedracer14.jpg

[Arex]

Boy does this movie look horrible. Isn't Racer X supposed to be this big, imposing guy? I like Matthew Fox and all on Lost, but he's no Racer X.

Also, Speed sure looks like he could use some powder or blotting paper or something.

[cloudzero]

oh no... i dont like the look of that first picture

[mr. x]

hah, I like how Rain is taller than our white heroes

[TB4000]

hah, I like how Rain is taller than our white heroes

That just makes him one of the abnormally freaky enemy drivers in the Speed Racer world. =P

[yoMAMA]

Speed Racer is white?

speed racer belongs to the anime race, big eyes, pointy nose, small lips.

hah, I like how Rain is taller than our white heroes

to borrow from the great deez nuts, Rain looks like a shemale.
:wink:

[deez nuts]

to borrow from the great deez nuts, Rain looks like a shemale.
:wink:

Don't know what the hell Speed Racer is other than the t-shirts I see white boys wearing down in the village a few years back.

Rain? The dude is named Rain? Seriously? Oh FFS. That's about as gay as that coked out white boy that died years ago, what was his name River Eagle or some shit.

[VV o n g B a]

what was his name River Eagle or some shit.phoenix.

it's pretty odd rain picked this name as it doesn't have anything to do w/ romanizing his korean name.

[deez nuts]

phoenix.

it's pretty odd rain picked this name as it doesn't have anything to do w/ romanizing his korean name.

Yes, that's it, Phoenix.

Oh really? Rain has feminine connotations in terms of naming a kid in Chinese. Why didn't he call himself Thunder or some shit?

Edit: Dear god, I just googled his ass, he was called Bi-rain? Hahahahaha.

This cracked me up:Rain released his second album How to Avoid The Sun, and had another hit with the title song "Ways to Avoid the Sun.

So Bi Rain doesn't like the sun? But rain and sun makes rainbows. The rainbow is a sign of LGBT pride. I mean seriously who doesn't like rainbows?

[tommyhtown]

^ Dude, your observation of Rain cracked me up. Because it is RIGHT ON!

[deez nuts]

^ Dude, your observation of Rain cracked me up. Because it is RIGHT ON!

My creative juices flow when thinking of gradient vector matrices and eigenvalues to analyze deep tissue tumors in a dark reading room. :biggrin:

edit: I just asked my Korean surgeon who came here to study under me as a fellow about Rain and showed him a pic and he just shook his head and did a face palm. LOLZ.

[kimpossible]

By the looks of it my son will love this movie. And why is Hiroyuki Sanada in this? Oh, nm. Evil Japanese villain. Oh well, I still likey. Well, only with longer hair and some facial hair. Otherwise he starts reminding me of an uncle and I get the willies.

But wtf is with this Rush Hour 3 red carpet moment? And where did they get the 20ft tall guy?

http://eur.i1.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/ng/mo/premiere_photo/20070806/10/1730508003.jpg

My creative juices flow when thinking of gradient vector matrices and eigenvalues to analyze deep tissue tumors in a dark reading room. :biggrin:


mmm. hot times in the lab. don't put your sack lunch in the wrong fridge!

[deez nuts]

By the looks of it my son will love this movie.

I just saw the trailer and it looks like a baby einstein video on acid. Does this movie come with a warning that it might induce seizures?

[kimpossible]

You worry too much. As long as he's liquored up well enough before hand he won't be able to break the straps of his bouncer. And even then, there's duct tape. Mother's best friend.

[deez nuts]

You worry too much. As long as he's liquored up well enough before hand he won't be able to break the straps of his bouncer. And even then, there's duct tape. Mother's best friend.

Hahahaha nice.

[VV o n g B a]

wicked.

http://www.ductbills.com/images/duct-tape-baby.jpg

[kimpossible]

My point previously was that while I see the big boys complaining about the movie I think it's meant for boys a little littler than 24-35. More like the IMAX 3D crowd.

wicked.

http://www.ductbills.com/images/duct-tape-baby.jpg

It's like a hillbilly baby bjorn.

[Paradox]

The CGI looks terrible in this movie. I saw a trailer and whenever it cut to the race scenes the cars (and movement) looked like crap.

[Sunflare]

wicked.

http://www.ductbills.com/images/duct-tape-baby.jpg

See what happens when people gets hooked on meth !!???

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Yea I dunno why Bi decided to directly translate his name into English as his English handle. Bi in Korean sounds fine I guess but Rain is just a stupid sounding English name for a star in this day and age.

[BeTheReds]

Saw the movie. It was pretty good actually, but I always thought Speed was supposed to be Japanese, or at least 1/2.

Bi's character isn't so bad at first as he's on the same team as Speed, but then you find out he lied about his intentions.

Oh, and I wasn't too happy about a Chinese and a Korean playing characters that are supposed to be Japanese, and his name being Taejo Togokahn. They could have named him something more beliveable.... like.. Speed Racer.... UGH!!!!

Oh well. Go see it, it really isn't that bad.

[mr. x]

Just saw it. My God it quickly went from a sugar high to a sugar overdose.