She misses masturbating 6-7 times a day

[sageb1]

I found out my lady friend of 3 years had been masturbating back out East alone 6-7 times a day.

She's cut it down to 3 times a day because she rooms with her sister and niece, which makes it hard to have privacy.

So I offered to help her out.

As I reminded her about my landline #, she told me it. Synchronicity!

I am sure my lady friend thinks more about sex in a day than I do.

Will I be able to keep up?

[deez nuts]

phone fapping for crazy people!

i prefer to think of you as not having a penis. i like to think of you as an androgynous smurf with mental issues.

[Tao]

post a pic

[LaiSteve66]

I smell a sex addict.

[Tao]

I smell a sex addict.

god i hope not....for the sake of humanity

[kimpossible]

I smell a sex addict.

Dude, I wouldn't sniff him.

[LaiSteve66]

Dude, I wouldn't sniff him.

I thought his friend is a her. Masturbating 5+ times a day is a tell tale sign of sex addiction.

[Flow to Live]

5times a Day!!!!!!! That would sore so much.

[SunWuKong]

She's cut it down to 3 times a day because she rooms with her sister and niece, which makes it hard to have privacy.

hahhah!

[mrazntre]

does she have a younger sister without a kid ?

[sageb1]

no, mrazntre, she doesn't, but she has a step-niece who wants to be a criminal profiler (think CSI) who is graduating out east in Nova Scotia.

and, i believe her sister who lives near Truro NS is a mystery writer whose heroine is a bookstore owner and all the mysteries begin in her bookstore.

Yes, she is gweilo.

However, I should point out that she's more likely to troll for men out in her location.

*With me being 3 hours away from her by transit and ferry, it's a given that I am not readily available.

A woman can discount body type, penis size and race as factors influencing her when it comes to chemistry. She can't discount distance unless she is able to form close relationships through Internet and hopefully phone.

IMHO it would take 48 hours of being with to give her enough time to grow fond of me, hopefully fond enough for us to have some fun. ;)

If a woman wishes for unconditional love, promises to call but doesn't, and keeps finding men in her 'hood, then should I lay down the law so I can get some nooky from her?

Hey, me don't masturbate to anime pics! Me busy getting educated reading Margolis' O: The Intimate History of the Orgasm . Boy, do I have mad skillz now. :P

[sageb1]

MY heart throb (http://photos-740.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v73/107/92/690630740/n690630740_114307_1364.jpg) and current object of my undying passion, born of unconditional love.

Yeh, I know the pic is so tiny (under 100x100 pixels), but it's enough to drive most single men mad for her.

[eos]

she's lovely. good for you.

[deez nuts]

lol you're getting more ass than banana

[Tao]

^hahahahahha

banana, if that's not motivation, i dont know what is.

[deez nuts]

If a woman wishes for unconditional love, promises to call but doesn't, and keeps finding men in her 'hood, then should I lay down the law so I can get some nooky from her?


tell the bitch, "i am the lawwwwwwwwwww"

[sageb1]

Not yet!

That lady in the pic has yet to see my Asian body, but she won't notice the tire around me middle, cos she was 150 lbs at 5'3 -- same weight as my ex.

Because I can't get in contact with her, I tried to seduce a Honduran lady friend but she left after 12 minutes. See my other thread for the reason why (I think).

[deez nuts]

try and pick up akane. i wanna see u in action, jackson.

[sageb1]

Akane has to be stoned on BC Bud first. ;)