something old something new, something borrowed, something blue

[ru a banana?]

hmmm, let's see sex and health forum:

old - my 10 year older ex
new - damn, still waiting... I'll have to sharpen up my ass-tightening excercises.
borrowed - book on 6 traditional positions...boring...
blue - that would be the batteries until the new comes along.

ok, who dares ^.

[Tao]

i don't get it...isn't this phrase only applied to weddings? what does the tightness/non-tightness of your ass have to do with weddings?

[deez nuts]

no idea what this crazy bitch is talking about.

[ru a banana?]

never mind, didn't think you would get it...
Traditionally the saying has been used for weddings, but unconventionally it is used for other things as well. I was just putting out a ? what you have going on in your health/sex lives metaphorically speaking. Not really all the gory juicy details.

^ DN don't have to be so damn harsh... Io:<

[deez nuts]

never mind, didn't think you would get it...
Traditionally the saying has been used for weddings, but unconventionally it is used for other things as well. I was just putting out a ? what you have going on in your health/sex lives metaphorically speaking. Not really all the gory juicy details.

^ DN don't have to be so damn harsh... Io:<


sorry sweetheart. i've recently come out of the closet and as a gay man i meant it in the most endearing way.

[ru a banana?]

I was about to give you bad karma...Oo:

[deez nuts]

I was about to give you bad karma...Oo:

oh noes, not bad karma!

[pikachupacabra]

oh noes, not bad karma!


You touch my tra la la.

[eos]

i'll bite, although it won't be sexy or anything like that:

old-my life....very tired of it
new-found appreciation for family and friends...small doses though
borrowed-time...living on it
blue-my undies, and the teeny tiny tank i sleep in.

threw that last one in there for the guys. didn't want it sounding TOO depressing, now.

[Tao]

^ snore!

[deez nuts]

old - the dingdong song

new - ding dong it's christmas song

borrowed -gunter

blue - my ding ding dong


You touch my tra la la.

success!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3238343021359056276

[pikachupacabra]

You should listen to the entire cd. brilliance like that should be allowed to breath.

[ru a banana?]

oh noes, not bad karma!

:biggrin: you seem to have a pluthera to spare for some reason. ..

Don't know if it has anything to do with your ding dong song.

[deez nuts]

:biggrin: you seem to have a pluthera to spare for some reason. ..

Don't know if it has anything to do with your ding dong song.

i'm pretty well loved. there's maybe only a few that don't like me. i'm pretty much the measuring stick around here. the ones that don't like me, it's pretty much the consensus amongst the mods and the majority veteran yw members that they're losers. nobody likes a loser and nobody wants to be liked by a loser. so for all you fucking losers on yw, don't give those of us that are winners your loser HIV/AIDS.

[ru a banana?]

i'm pretty well loved. there's maybe only a few that don't like me. i'm pretty much the measuring stick around here. the ones that don't like me, it's pretty much the consensus amongst the mods and the majority veteran yw members that they're losers. nobody likes a loser and nobody wants to be liked by a loser. so for all you fucking losers on yw, don't give those of us that are winners your loser HIV/AIDS.

I don't get it I just don't get it. *shakes head* :biggrin:

By measuring stick of course you mean...

[deez nuts]

By measuring stick of course you mean...

the stick i'm gonna mushroom punch you with.