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Faithless
03-30-2007, 11:29 PM
This should inspire a new Jeopardy category: "Things that make you go, 'Oh Gross!'"

Jack Birch, one time star of Deep Throat, is reported to have supposedly coached his daughter Thora Birch's sex scene in upcoming movie The Winter of Frozen Dreams."

Former Porn-Star Dad Coaches Actress-Daughter's Sex Scene (http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/196851/former_pornstar_dad_coaches_actressdaughters.html)
Actress Thora Birch might have had a little too much assistance on the set of her latest film, "The Winter of Frozen Dreams." The young star's father, Jack Birch, took it upon himself to help direct the actress' steamy sex scenes.

THE FILM

"The Winter of Frozen Dreams,"-ironically, a movie revolving around a woman named Barbara Hoffman, who ran a massage parlor-stars Thora Birch in the lead role. According to the true story's plot, Hoffman seduced a string of men and then murdered them for their life insurance benefits.

Per an insider on the set of the movie, Jack Birch burst into the room during the first sex scenes Thora was set to film. According to the insider, Jack upset the cast and crew by making threats and causing his own scene.
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inthesky
04-01-2007, 01:49 AM
weird to me, but i guess its not such a big deal when you're a porn star. anyways, i guess we assume that these sex scenes are filmed with real intercourse, etc?
Faithless
04-01-2007, 10:48 AM
Just as long as he's not along for the ride on honeymoon night.
eos
04-01-2007, 11:04 AM
so which murderer burst through the door to teach her how to kill her victims?
SunWuKong
04-01-2007, 01:38 PM
it sounds strange, but considering she's 25 years old, is a professional actress, and this is not even a porn movie, it's not really that bad.
Faithless
04-01-2007, 04:17 PM
Yeah, but what's he gonna teach her?

"Moan, like this. Yess. Yesss. Yessss!"

"No teeth. 'Kay?"

"How far you opening your legs? Come on! You can do better than that!"
sageb1
04-03-2007, 10:59 AM
So... why i am not surprised?
TB4000
04-04-2007, 02:31 PM
Jessica Simpson's father taught her, so it's not that huge of an issue. I make that joke because a story in the news today mentioned that hotel guests at a place she and John Mayer were staying at complained because she was making too much noise during sex at night.
mr. x
04-05-2007, 01:38 AM
Jessica Simpson's father taught her, so it's not that huge of an issue. I make that joke because a story in the news today mentioned that hotel guests at a place she and John Mayer were staying at complained because she was making too much noise during sex at night.

Probably just John Mayer cooing

God I hate that guy
eos
04-05-2007, 11:14 AM
john mayer is fucking AWESOME.
Adaon
04-05-2007, 01:53 PM
and jessica simpson is hot. ^^
mr. x
04-05-2007, 01:56 PM
john mayer is fucking AWESOME.

He's like Stewie and Brian in that episode of Family Guy

"I want to have inteeeerrrrrrcourse with you, yeah, inteeeeerrrrrcourse with youwhowhowhoooooo"
eos
04-05-2007, 05:32 PM
i'd rather have sex with john mayer than jessica simpson.
Faithless
04-05-2007, 06:49 PM
i'd rather have sex with john mayer than jessica simpson.
Yeah, but would you let your dad tell you how you should be "stuck"?

... hotel guests at a place she and John Mayer were staying at complained because she was making too much noise during sex at night.
Wow! The lengths some women will go to fake it.
DragonKnight
04-05-2007, 09:56 PM
john mayer is fucking AWESOME.
I've noticed this "AWESOME" person seems to get around...and is bisexual. :biggrin:
Adaon
04-06-2007, 12:56 AM
I've noticed this "AWESOME" person seems to get around...and is bisexual. :biggrin:

Wow, wonder if his dad taught him that too? :biggrin:
mr. x
04-06-2007, 01:38 AM
Not to mention being just plain ugly fratboy looking
eos
04-06-2007, 08:42 AM
i was actually kidding about john mayer being hot. that fro is NOT HOT.

and IF i was an actress and my dad.....let's just leave it at "my dad wouldn't do stuff like that." capisce?
mr. x
04-06-2007, 01:49 PM
i was actually kidding about john mayer being hot. that fro is NOT HOT.

and IF i was an actress and my dad.....let's just leave it at "my dad wouldn't do stuff like that." capisce?

Can you imagine trying to do a sex scene while your Chinese parents are sidelininig? :biggrin:
eos
04-06-2007, 11:19 PM
i don't even want to THINK that my parents did THAT in order for my sister and i to be here. i just think we were magically brought to life somehow.
mr. x
04-07-2007, 03:02 PM
i don't even want to THINK that my parents did THAT in order for my sister and i to be here. i just think we were magically brought to life somehow.

yeah just be glad you didnt see your dad put a pack of trojans on the Costco conveyor belt :frown:
TB4000
04-07-2007, 03:54 PM
yeah just be glad you didnt see your dad put a pack of trojans on the Costco conveyor belt :frown:
"Son, if you hear your mom screaming tonight, just know I'm not hurting her." The horror.
mrazntre
04-12-2007, 01:04 AM
as long as the father didn't join it, it's all good. he had to be decent right? he knocked up her mom and she came out.
Adaon
04-12-2007, 12:43 PM
Can you imagine trying to do a sex scene while your Chinese parents are sidelininig? :biggrin:

I'd wonder who the hell let them in while "working". And promptly leave, since all motivation to "work" has left. damned, sherm, that's horrible imagery. :eek:
deez nuts
04-13-2007, 11:27 AM
there were many of times i wished i got tips about sex from my mom so i can know where and how to pleasure a woman.

this chick is very fortunate. she's getting tips from her dad and her dad was a pro. i applaud him.

bud light should make a "real american heroes" commercial of her dad.