Sexual BOREDOM [Archive] - Yellowworld Forums

Hiroshi2

12-26-2006, 10:59 AM

Have you ever felt.................bored? Sexually, i mean?

I don't have a girlfriend right now. There's this little white girl who I fuck basically whenever I want to. And a couple of other girls who, after a night of fun and some alcohol, i'm pretty sure I can fuck.

But I'm so BORED!!! None of these girls are into anything really adventerous.............and it's so predictable! it's getting to the point to where I can point girls out and tell just by looking at them how they like to do it, what positions they like, whether they'll get off their back or just kind lay there and wait for the man to do something, etc.

I think the most adventerous thing I might've done sexually is having sex with a girl in her backyard. Like, literally we were on the grass with dirt up our ass and the whole nine. That was fun. But that was a while ago, and I don't mess with that girl anymore. I need some adventure, dammit!!!! Regular sex just won't do, I"m a freak.

LaiSteve66

12-26-2006, 02:56 PM

Have you tried BSDM?

sageb1

12-26-2006, 07:59 PM

Hiroshi would look cute with a dildo up his hershey highway, and a carrot in his mouth for a gag.

Oi Hiro-san! You needa trip to Kabuki-chou, Tokyo Japan. Lotsa RP clubs for your enjoyment. You just gotta pass the language test cos it's Japanese-only club. No gaijin!

History of Kabuki-chou: http://www.insite-tokyo.com/column/douglas/index4.html
Imekura is the spot: http://members.virtualtourist.com/m/7c61b/ec9cc/5/

An image shop can be girls dressed as office ladies in a mockup of a train car or fetish girls in rubber cat suits and whips. They're pretty hot.

It makes a brothel in a desert pretty boring by comparison.

Asian sex tours are more exciting than picking up chicks at A&W.

Hiroshi2

12-26-2006, 11:41 PM

Have you tried BSDM?

The closest I ever came to that was wrestling with a girl and letting her pin me down. But there were no chains, whips, or any of that.

But I'd try it.

Hiroshi2

12-26-2006, 11:44 PM

Oi Hiro-san! You needa trip to Kabuki-chou, Tokyo Japan. Lotsa RP clubs for your enjoyment. You just gotta pass the language test cos it's Japanese-only club. No gaijin!

Well that counts me out.

mr. x

12-27-2006, 03:45 AM

hiroshi, just be glad you are bored with sex and not bored with not having it

trust me

LaiSteve66

12-27-2006, 01:16 PM

How about threesomes?

Faithless

12-27-2006, 06:11 PM

Have you tried BSDM?

Or the other hand?

DragonKnight

12-27-2006, 06:19 PM

hiroshi, just be glad you are bored with sex and not bored with not having it

trust me
Werd.

Takashi

12-28-2006, 01:41 AM

How about threesomes?

The novelty wears off eventually.

LaiSteve66

12-28-2006, 03:45 AM

The novelty wears off eventually.

When that happens, he can move on to foursomes and then group sex after that.

TB4000

12-28-2006, 01:47 PM

You all right, Hiroshi....you are all right, man.

Hiroshi2

12-28-2006, 02:04 PM

When that happens, he can move on to foursomes and then group sex after that.

You know....................it's funny that you mention that.

I know this dude who I went to high school with, who also goes to the same college as me. Now back in HS he was a big time nerd, playing yu-gi-oh in the hallways before school started and everything. Big ass nerd. But now..............he's like the biggest freak on campus. He's notorious for hosting orgies and other wild sex parties/activities.

He'll be having something like that going on New Year's at some hotel here in town. I never knew him personally but one of my homeboys knows him and maybe I can get in that way.

So................what do you think? Orgy on New Year's?

Hiroshi2

12-28-2006, 02:07 PM

The novelty wears off eventually.

You know, it really does.

IN a lot of ways, masturbation is better than regular sex. Cause you get to do shit YOUR WAY! No catering to some girl who has a different idea of what's enjoyable in the bedroom.

I personally feel like sex is a selfish act anyway. Nobody does it to please their partner, they do it to please themselves. Even if they're pleasing their partner, the only reason they're doing it is cause pleasing their partner pleases them. So why not fly solo?

LaiSteve66

12-28-2006, 02:18 PM

So................what do you think? Orgy on New Year's?

Oh hell yeah. You'll have a good time.

Takashi

12-29-2006, 01:22 AM

You know, it really does.

IN a lot of ways, masturbation is better than regular sex. Cause you get to do shit YOUR WAY! No catering to some girl who has a different idea of what's enjoyable in the bedroom.

I personally feel like sex is a selfish act anyway. Nobody does it to please their partner, they do it to please themselves. Even if they're pleasing their partner, the only reason they're doing it is cause pleasing their partner pleases them. So why not fly solo?

Eh I prefer regular sex to masturbation, when I'm in a relationship I don't tend to masturbate. If she has a different idea of what I find enjoyable I make sure she damn well knows about it.

eos

12-29-2006, 09:03 AM

join a sex club.

or start one and meet other sexual deviants like yourself. you can wear masks and other exciting costumes.

lethal

12-29-2006, 09:36 AM

join a sex club.

or start one and meet other sexual deviants like yourself. you can wear masks and other exciting costumes.

Is that how you get your jollies?

TB4000

12-29-2006, 09:38 AM

Is that how you get your jollies?

Oh no you did'ent.

eos

12-29-2006, 11:38 AM

Oh no you did'ent.

it's ok. lethal's a doofus anyway. i don't take what he says seriously.

lethal

12-29-2006, 01:16 PM

it's ok. lethal's a doofus anyway. i don't take what he says seriously.

barometer

Hiroshi2

12-30-2006, 05:07 AM

Eh I prefer regular sex to masturbation, when I'm in a relationship I don't tend to masturbate. If she has a different idea of what I find enjoyable I make sure she damn well knows about it.

Of course I prefer regular sex to masturbation. Ain't nothing like laying the pipe.

But masturbation has its advantages too :D

Hiroshi2

12-30-2006, 05:09 AM

join a sex club.

or start one and meet other sexual deviants like yourself. you can wear masks and other exciting costumes.

I know there's a sex club on campus I got a couple of homeboys that are members.

But as far as I know, they just fuck. Don't know how wild and adventrous they get.

eos

12-30-2006, 09:10 AM

mm...i meant sex dungeon. like an underground lair where it's dark, and every where you turn people are doing weird things to each other.

i think i watch "law and order:svu" too much.

mizhi

12-30-2006, 10:39 AM

L&O:SVU as a reference for kinky sex?

Isn't that a bit like watching Hannibal for recipe ideas? :smile:

Banana

12-30-2006, 10:49 AM

Mizhi is in the mood for some sweetbreads.

eos

12-30-2006, 11:20 AM

there was this one episode where this victim was involved in some kinky shit and the detectives went to this sex club where people were all over each other and moaning and groaning. it didn't help that they were butt fugly either.
so yeah, hiroshi....sex dungeon is the way to go.

Takashi

12-30-2006, 11:21 AM

Of course I prefer regular sex to masturbation. Ain't nothing like laying the pipe.

But masturbation has its advantages too :D

eh, its never really appealed to me.

Faithless

01-01-2007, 12:58 PM

A 2007 New Year's resolution for yah:

Fuck smarter, not harder.

Hiroshi2

01-01-2007, 02:52 PM

TB4000

01-01-2007, 05:04 PM

^And this boy keeps claiming he's bored.

Hiroshi2

01-01-2007, 06:41 PM

Sexual boredom..................I'm still horny.

mr. x

01-02-2007, 01:23 AM

Yeah.................

I never could in contact with ol' boy. Didn't get any pussy whatsoever.

I just ended up getting shit faced drunk. I'm still recovering. Threw up twice. Got chased out of a cafe on southside by an old white dude with a bat cause i took a piss on the sidewalk right on one of his chairs.............

well there you go Hiroshi, sex in dangerous places. I saw a porno trailer with that theme. of course one of their ideas for sex in dangerous places was a white chick doing a black guy in the wrong side of town.

Hiroshi2

01-02-2007, 08:30 AM

Wrong side of town for who? The black dude?

Yeah I think I'll go find some redneck ass hick town up in the mountains (somewhere like I don't know...............Huntsville?) and fuck this white girl in front of the WHOLE trailer park............that might get me excited.

Tao

01-02-2007, 10:40 AM

^ i'll pay you good money if you do it.

Hiroshi2

01-02-2007, 03:46 PM

Fuck your money, man....................I value my life.

pikachupacabra

01-02-2007, 04:42 PM

You just need to try some menthol tissues and some new brands of lotion.

TB4000

01-02-2007, 09:56 PM

I assume you've already done it up the butt. That's as experimental as some people can get.

mizhi

01-02-2007, 11:08 PM

Whose butt?

eos

01-02-2007, 11:21 PM

I assume you've already done it up the butt. That's as experimental as some people can get.

what is up with you and the butt love? LOL

btw...happy new year's to you too!!! :smile:

Hiroshi2

01-03-2007, 01:28 PM

Butt love? HAHAHAHA.

Yes I have done the booty thing.................it was so funny cause the girl I did with was one of those nice, up-in-church every Sunday, well-mannered girls.............the last girl you'd expect to be a freak............but one day, me and her were in the bed doing our thing, and she said "put it in my ass!" I was like, "what?" I didn't think I heard her correctly. She said "put it in my ass!" Of course I said "OK".

She loved it. I loved it. It was a wonderful experience. She's the only girl i've ever fucked in the ass though.

Tao

01-03-2007, 01:44 PM

^ sniff, that brought a tear to my eye

bluemonq

01-03-2007, 02:31 PM

Aww. Do you need your eyeball to be licked by someone now?

TB4000

01-03-2007, 02:58 PM

Tao

01-03-2007, 04:55 PM

Aww. Do you need your eyeball to be licked by someone now?

are you offering

Hiroshi2

01-03-2007, 07:10 PM

The first time is always the roughest, pun intended.

You know what, now that you mention it............

I got a cousin that I grew up with.....................he violated his probation, and will turn himself in to do a 1-3 year sentence in the state pen in a few days. Dude actually asked me, "do you think they really be fucking dudes down there?" I didn't have anything to say - maybe I should've told him that. Like "hey man, I heard it gets easier after the first time."

I know, I know.....................I have a sick sense of humor. I know I wouldn't be laughing if it was me.

bluemonq

01-03-2007, 07:53 PM

are you offering
Depends if your eyeball is deemed lick-worthy or not. Post a pic.

Tao

01-04-2007, 12:10 AM

Depends if your eyeball is deemed lick-worthy or not. Post a pic.

no thanks, you can go blind if you get eye herpes from someone's saliva

bluemonq

01-04-2007, 01:23 PM

Are you insinuating something...?

Tao

01-04-2007, 04:35 PM

Are you insinuating something...?

well almost 75 percent or something like that of ppl have herpes..so better safe than sorry.

Takashi

01-05-2007, 06:01 AM

The thought of anal sex makes me feel ill

mizhi

01-05-2007, 04:23 PM

Then don't think of it. :smile:

eos

01-05-2007, 04:45 PM

but....the more you try NOT to think about something...the MORE you think about it!!!!

TB4000

01-05-2007, 05:47 PM

The thought of anal sex makes me feel ill

If you're the catcher, maybe.

Hiroshi2

01-05-2007, 10:44 PM

^ Lol!!!

Takashi

01-06-2007, 01:18 AM

If you're the catcher, maybe.

lol either way is incredibly unappealing to me

mizhi

01-07-2007, 12:33 PM

but....the more you try NOT to think about something...the MORE you think about it!!!!

Zen and Art of Erotic Fantasy Suppression?

eos

01-07-2007, 01:23 PM

must...think...unsexy...thoughts....

gah! everything is sexy to me. dammit.

TB4000

01-07-2007, 03:43 PM

^Even being the catcher? :o

mizhi

01-07-2007, 05:08 PM

^ The pitcher just needs to warm up properly, that's all.

Hiroshi2

01-07-2007, 05:28 PM

gah! everything is sexy to me. dammit.

Wow. That was the most beautiful thing I"ve ever heard a woman say..................

Down for whatever...............yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

j/k ;)

bluemonq

01-08-2007, 12:15 PM

must...think...unsexy...thoughts....

gah! everything is sexy to me. dammit.
tubgirl and goatse.

you're welcome.

eos

01-08-2007, 02:14 PM

^i don't know what those are. but somehow i get the feeling that i will be disturbed. deeply disturbed.

i was right. thanks alot.

bluemonq

01-08-2007, 05:12 PM

*** bluemonq changes topic to 'Our hearts are extended to the 19 victims of the recent internet fraud' (http://www.bash.org/?434593)

sageb1

02-19-2007, 02:44 AM

the biggest secret is that women think about sex all the time, except that they blame it on men.

in fact, i feel women project on men and claim we think about sex all the time.

by doing so, they get to think about sex all the time guiltfree while guilting men for thinking about sex all the time.

remember this the next time the GF accuses you men of thinking about sex all the time.

she's just doing that so she can think about sex all the time and make u feel guilty for it!!