Poo

[otter p.]

So, this week's been finals and I've been going multiple times to the bathroom for #2 until its sore. I think its related to finals, but I don't see why. Given what we learned in biology about sympathetic and parasympthatic system, you'd think the opposite would be true. If you were an animal in the jungle, and you were all stressed up, the last thing you'd want to be doing is to be going to the bathroom all day.

[Tao]

stop eating hot pockets?

[Faithless]

Could be diet.

If I eat a lot of cereal, I do the business no matter how stressed. But I can poop pebblettes if I exercise close to eating something.

[lethal]

http://www.kanemiller.com/covers/0-916291-45-6.d.jpg

[bluemonq]

have you been eating a lot of oily foods recently?

[Hiroshi2]

Well you're supposed to shit every day. But I found that since i've been in college, i've been shitting twice a day on a regular basis.

[otter p.]

I went #2 five times yesterday, four times today, and six times on tuesday.

My ass is sore. With finals almost over, hopefully it'll return to its regularly scheduled programming.

[Tao]

this thread is awesome.

[Banana]

It could be worse. You could have the opposite problem with not pooing for 3 days like me a few days ago after I had takeout from that new Indian place.

"I ate it 3 days ago and I haven't shit it out! WHERE DID IT GO!?"

[robotic]

we're poopsters.
<3

[TB4000]

This place gets weirder with each waking moment.

[CBC guy]

Holy CRAP! (Pun intended) this thread is hilarious...

[Banana]

I've also noticed that my poo is runny in the morning if I sleep on my stomach during the night. Not sure if this is abnormal. :(

[Faithless]

Dude 1: Dude, I'm shittin' about the exam!

Dude 2: Why dude? I thought you tore that shit up.

Dude 1: Dude, I studied the wrong shit.

Dude 2: Dude, you're shittin' me!

Dude 1: Dude, all this college shit is driving me shitless.

Dude 2: Dude, that's the shits. I'll talk to you later, I got to take, like, my fourth big shit of the day!

[eos]

what's that procedure called where they shove something up your ass and suck out all the crap? cuz i don't want to die and then have it be discovered that i had like 10 pounds of shit in me like elvis or john wayne did. and will that shrink your stomach?

[Tao]

a colon cleaning, and it's totally disgusting.

[eos]

but....is it useful, doctor?

[TB4000]

what's that procedure called where they shove something up your ass and suck out all the crap? cuz i don't want to die and then have it be discovered that i had like 10 pounds of shit in me like elvis or john wayne did. and will that shrink your stomach?
I love how eloquent the museum has made you.

[eos]

when you have this much free time, you get to thinking about things like this.

[lethal]

I made a spicy corn wrap last night and I think the peppers went through my system undigested. My shit made my ass feel like it was on fire in a spicy sort of way. You know that feeling when your mouth is burning cause you ate something spicy? That's what my ass felt like after I took a shit.

[Tao]

but....is it useful, doctor?

i dont think so...it's mostly like for people with too much time on their hands. i mean most ppl would just use an enema if you have constipation, instead of having to have a suction tube up your ass.

[sageb1]

ROFLMAO...

My only complaint is I seem to do #2 in a way that mildly alarms me:

First time: it's urgent and I go.

Subsequently it goes downhill, and an hour later my butt hurts and it's all soft and runny.

What I have found is those dietetic cookies help a lot in stopping the diarrhea.

[robotic]

drinking milk is like poop nightmare when you're lactose intolerant.

[sageb1]

Ditto for milk products.

I even poop if i eat cookies made with milk products.