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Tried to go shopping for my boyfriend and was overwhelmed by quantity of thongs in department store. My guy says not in his life, so do guys really wear thongs?
Boxers, briefs, or boxer-briefs....or commando?
TyroneK(prettypretty)
11-25-2002, 06:14 PM
Boxers.
It's the only decent, non-sperm killing option.
ChinaLama
11-25-2002, 06:16 PM
i swear we have at LEAST one topic on this already. :)
I'm sure this is a common topic. But I don't know if my boyfriend will be really pissed if I get him a thong as a gag gift.
mrazntre
11-25-2002, 07:30 PM
Originally posted by luv@Nov 26 2002, 02:24 AM
I'm sure this is a common topic. But I don't know if my boyfriend will be really pissed if I get him a thong as a gag gift.
he won't be pissed... but he ain't gonna wear it. and he'll wish you got him that playstation instead.
Originally posted by luv@Nov 25 2002, 06:24 PM
I'm sure this is a common topic. But I don't know if my boyfriend will be really pissed if I get him a thong as a gag gift.
Isn't that the point of a gag gift?
Everything would be alright when you give him the real gift anyway.
Personally, if I explicitly disallowed something and received it as a gag gift from my girlfriend, I'd be touched that she remembered my distaste. I certainly wouldn't wear a thong (except maybe as a joke to surprise her the next time we hop into bed) and I donno what I'd do with it, but being that it's a gag gift I think it fits the intended purpose.
If you have to ask I think you know the answer. It pretty much depends on what kind of sense of humor he has.
Adaon
11-25-2002, 07:51 PM
boxers, or briefs/boxer briefs for sports like basketball . . . . depends on the physical needs . . . . in the sack, it's commando style :lol: :P ;)
Thanks everyone. Come to think of it, don't think he'll appreciate it that much -- even as a joke. Briefs are all he ever wears. But keeps on complaining they are too tight.
Whats a good brand?
mrazntre
11-25-2002, 10:04 PM
Originally posted by luv@Nov 26 2002, 03:56 AM
Thanks everyone. Come to think of it, don't think he'll appreciate it that much -- even as a joke. Briefs are all he ever wears. But keeps on complaining they are too tight.
Whats a good brand?
get him some Sponge Bob Squarepants boxers......
=)
TyroneK(prettypretty)
11-25-2002, 10:20 PM
I think it'd be hilarious if you bought him the thong and conditioned nookie on him wearing it even if he didn't like it.
Then again, I'm vicious when I crave entertainment.
achtungbaby
11-25-2002, 11:28 PM
All thong-clad men in this forum are hereby banned.
Hanuman
11-26-2002, 12:48 AM
Originally posted by achtungbaby@Nov 26 2002, 02:28 AM
All thong-clad men in this forum are hereby banned.
*sneaks quietly out of room, runs to Party Central (no one seems to be around here) throws on a pair of joe boxer, boxer-briefs over thongs. Comes back in and non-chalantly sits back down*
Ok, what are we talking about here? Oh yeah, stupid thongs! :ph34r:
achtungbaby
11-26-2002, 01:14 AM
Originally posted by Tawee@Nov 26 2002, 12:48 AM
*sneaks quietly out of room, runs to Party Central (no one seems to be around here) throws on a pair of joe boxer, boxer-briefs over thongs. Comes back in and non-chalantly sits back down*
Ok, what are we talking about here? Oh yeah, stupid thongs! :ph34r:
Bwahah...you think we can't see the outline of your thong in those tight-ass boxers?!?
deez nuts
11-26-2002, 05:31 AM
Originally posted by Tawee@Nov 26 2002, 03:48 AM
*sneaks quietly out of room, runs to Party Central (no one seems to be around here) throws on a pair of joe boxer, boxer-briefs over thongs. Comes back in and non-chalantly sits back down*
Ok, what are we talking about here? Oh yeah, stupid thongs! :ph34r:
Thong da thong thong thong!
:D
Tawee: :gross:
thaite
11-26-2002, 09:54 AM
Originally posted by achtungbaby@Nov 26 2002, 02:14 AM
Originally posted by Tawee@Nov 26 2002, 12:48 AM
*sneaks quietly out of room, runs to Party Central (no one seems to be around here) throws on a pair of joe boxer, boxer-briefs over thongs. Comes back in and non-chalantly sits back down*
Ok, what are we talking about here? Oh yeah, stupid thongs! :ph34r:
Bwahah...you think we can't see the outline of your thong in those tight-ass boxers?!?
Uh, dude, why you lookin' at his ass? :blink:
Hanuman
11-26-2002, 11:55 AM
Originally posted by buoywonder@Nov 26 2002, 12:54 PM
Originally posted by achtungbaby@Nov 26 2002, 02:14 AM
Originally posted by Tawee@Nov 26 2002, 12:48 AM
*sneaks quietly out of room, runs to Party Central (no one seems to be around here) throws on a pair of joe boxer, boxer-briefs over thongs. Comes back in and non-chalantly sits back down*
Ok, what are we talking about here? Oh yeah, stupid thongs! :ph34r:
Bwahah...you think we can't see the outline of your thong in those tight-ass boxers?!?
Uh, dude, why you lookin' at his ass? :blink:
Um yeah! quit checking out my fine ass!
*stupid Sysco Thong song now stuck in head!*
angel nympho
11-26-2002, 12:36 PM
Man, thongs belong on GIRLS.
I :luv: it when my boy free-balls.
loserbutt
11-26-2002, 12:37 PM
commando... hillarious
on a side note, do real army commandos wear undies?
princess
11-26-2002, 02:31 PM
Originally posted by achtungbaby@Nov 26 2002, 07:28 AM
All thong-clad men in this forum are hereby banned.
thank god.
amietron
11-26-2002, 02:50 PM
Originally posted by loserbutt@Nov 26 2002, 12:37 PM
on a side note, do real army commandos wear undies?
maybe we should pose the question to army commando turned doctor or unitedchris81. i'm sure they do.. :P
angel nympho
11-26-2002, 05:05 PM
Originally posted by loserbutt@Nov 26 2002, 08:37 PM
commando... hillarious
on a side note, do real army commandos wear undies?
Eww, I hope so. The LAST thing I'd think you'd want out there while you're gettin' all crazy running around is for those boys to go bouncing around....
Grass Monkey
11-26-2002, 05:10 PM
Guys in thongs... And I quote the ladies man:
"That is disgusting, okay?" :huh:
Thongs are for girls. Lets keep it that way.
windtorch
11-27-2002, 02:17 AM
Originally posted by Grass Monkey@Nov 26 2002, 05:10 PM
Guys in thongs... And I quote the ladies man:
"That is disgusting, okay?" :huh:
Thongs are for girls. Lets keep it that way.
I agree. Leave us to our boxers and briefs.
Hanuman
11-27-2002, 05:43 AM
Originally posted by windtorch@Nov 27 2002, 05:17 AM
Originally posted by Grass Monkey@Nov 26 2002, 05:10 PM
Guys in thongs... And I quote the ladies man:
"That is disgusting, okay?" :huh:
Thongs are for girls. Lets keep it that way.
I agree. Leave us to our boxers and briefs.
You're right. Thongs suck.
*shucks off thongs. Sit's back down commando style*
All much better!! :P
princess
11-27-2002, 06:59 AM
Originally posted by Tawee@Nov 27 2002, 01:43 PM
Originally posted by windtorch@Nov 27 2002, 05:17 AM
Originally posted by Grass Monkey@Nov 26 2002, 05:10 PM
Guys in thongs... And I quote the ladies man:
"That is disgusting, okay?" :huh:
Thongs are for girls. Lets keep it that way.
I agree. Leave us to our boxers and briefs.
You're right. Thongs suck.
*shucks off thongs. Sit's back down commando style*
All much better!! :P
aw man....*throws a towel over* i dont see how guys can tolerate thongs anyway.
Adaon
11-27-2002, 08:01 AM
Who says we can? Last time I went clubbing I was dancing with a girl then looked up to see in the gogo cages 4 guys freaking away in thongs only....made me a lil quesy....but allowed me and my dance partner to dance further in the dark.... ;)
Saiko
11-27-2002, 02:29 PM
Thongs on guys should be a crime, god damnit.
As for black boxers, oh booyah. That's some hot shit.
angel nympho
11-27-2002, 02:30 PM
Originally posted by Saiko@Nov 27 2002, 10:29 PM
Thongs on guys should be a crime, god damnit.
As for black boxers, oh booyah. That's some hot shit.
Boxer Briefs, baby. It's all about the boxer briefs. Ew, unless you have, like, no body. In that case, just freeball.
princess
11-27-2002, 02:58 PM
Originally posted by Adaon@Nov 27 2002, 04:01 PM
Who says we can? Last time I went clubbing I was dancing with a girl then looked up to see in the gogo cages 4 guys freaking away in thongs only....made me a lil quesy....but allowed me and my dance partner to dance further in the dark.... ;)
ugh instant nightmare. sick.
windtorch
11-27-2002, 04:55 PM
Originally posted by princess@Nov 27 2002, 02:58 PM
ugh instant nightmare. sick.
yah adaon dancing in the dark can have that effect on people.
kidding. :lol:
I hope only male strippers and gay men wear thongs. I like boxer briefs... the comfort of a brief with the dignity of a boxer. Running, road marching, or just plaining living in the woods for 10 days with out a shower, I go commando, or "free balling" as we say here. :lol:
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