impure thoughts you shouldn't have

[LaiSteve66]

I wanna bang my dad's girlfriend. I think she's hot and she's almost 20 years younger than my dad, young enough to be my older sister and her kids from her ex-husband about fifteen years younger than me. She's about 11 years older than me.

Anyone else with a similar story.

[Faithless]

You know, if you took out that weird fantasy, I'd say this thread would have potential as "Weird family situations!"

Maybe she's got a sister.

[tvbdude]

How about rape? I want to rape someone.

[Chad]

one time i thought about masturbating. then i had to do a crossword to get it off my mind. felt so dirty.

[eos]

does killing people count? cuz i have a list.

[KooLJaP]

interesting... it's like a father banging his own step daughter hahahhah no seriouslly, i don't have any similar story but i read in one hentai book that have almost the same story. =/

[Napoleon Chynamite]

i wanna bang my hawt niece
she's actually older than me, figure out how that works
and i've only seen her once in my life at a family reunion

i also have a few cousins i wouldn't mind banging, but i've seen them a few times throughout my life so that might be a little sick

if i wasn't so paranoid about the adverse health effects i might have already become an alcoholic or pothead

yes i am a redneck

[eos]

i would not mind banging this friend of a friend, who's soooooooo fucking hot. actually i'm thinking about that person right now. so tasty.

[Martino]

interesting... it's like a father banging his own step daughter hahahhah no seriouslly, i don't have any similar story but i read in one hentai book that have almost the same story. =/

We already know your impure thoughts from the kind of 'questions' you lick -- sorry, like to ask ... you're probably so depraved, you make Deez Nuts look like Power Puff Girl. :rolleyes:

[KooLJaP]

^ hahaha who could have thoughts... first of all i'm not depraved (perverted) and the questions i was asking in my previous post was just my curiosity that's all. I only bang my girl friend but that's it. And even though my sister is hot (for me not really) i will never have thoughts of doing that to my niece, sister, and others. Well sometimes when i get horny. =/

[eos]

^ummmm.....ok.

[KooLJaP]

^ __>>__"" what do you mean akane wanna start sumthin'?

[Napoleon Chynamite]

And even though my sister is hot (for me not really) i will never have thoughts of doing that to my niece, sister, and others. Well sometimes when i get horny.

I hope you never leave. People like KoolJap make me look so spotless~~

[Tao]

lol, people on the internet are fucked up

[KooLJaP]

^ HAhaha No Shit!!! they just put themself in a spot where every body will pay attention to them. *wink2*

I hope you never leave. People like KoolJap make me look so spotless~~
oh shut up man aren't you the one who said that u wanna bang your niece. Now that's something to talk about. :wink:

[pikachupacabra]

Hermione Granger, muthafuckas

[robotic]

hormones get the better of us!
sometimes you're thinking without having any specific trail of thought, and your mind suddenly becomes fixated on something weird, funky or just plain freaky.

[Faithless]

How about rape? I want to rape someone.
After this, I don't know if it's such a good thing to know what's in the inner reaches of some of your minds. :frown:

[Martino]

Some of the minds here don't seem to have inner reaches.

[zero]

There is a guy at work who is homocidal & I want to stop this person, perhaps by rape? just kidding

[robotic]

After this, I don't know if it's such a good thing to know what's in the inner reaches of some of your minds. :frown:

;_; and to think well, even maybe subconsciously, all these thoughts are brewed in our heads sometime in our lifetime.
and that we could even go as far as to act upon them.

because hormones get the better of us in the end. <3 geez at those impulsive backstabbers!

[achtungbaby]

So far I heard like three different thoughts. Spit em out!

[mrazntre]

does killing people count? cuz i have a list.

is #1, #1 on the list?

[mrazntre]

impure thoughts.

i'd like to run a train on a grandmother-mother-granddaughter combo one day.

and i'd like to do it in a way that affects each and every one of your lives.

[qtpah2ie]

"how am i gonna get my freak out man" - unkown (cough cough) hahahAhahahhah

[Napoleon Chynamite]

^ I said "freak on"

and I was kidding ^^*

[qtpah2ie]

^ I said "freak on"

and I was kidding ^^*

yah yah. thats what i meant bangoo face

[chocochewiness]

does stabbing a certain person slowly and painfully to death count?

[Azn Retribution]

does stabbing a certain person slowly and painfully to death count?

if its with your penis.

[chocochewiness]

if its with your penis.

THEN I MUST GROW ONE!!!
naaah... too inconvinient.

[eos]

is #1, #1 on the list?

no. some people on here are numbers 1-10.

[mrazntre]

no. some people on here are numbers 1-10.

are you saying there's 9 in front of you now?

[eos]

are you saying i should kill myself?

btw, 1-2 people are several numbers each. that's how much i despise and loathe them.

[eos]

crap forgot to add this:

i tell people that i really really dislike this one person, but in reality, the more i dislike this person, the more i like this person. dilemma.

[KooLJaP]

^hahahah what a drag! is it me? ;P

[eos]

ur not even on my radar.

[pikachupacabra]

It's not really that hard to figure out, is it?

[eos]

yes it is. i already have a significant other.
i will just continue to pine away for this person in secret.

[Tao]

yes it is. i already have a significant other.
i will just continue to pine away for this person in secret.

i told you already, i have a girlfriend

[eos]

ohh....how laughable.

[KooLJaP]

^ akane21 got burrrrrnnnnnnnnnnnn XD!!!

[Tao]

ohh....how laughable.

yes yes, do whatever you can to get over me, it's for the best anyways.

[CBC guy]

Lmao! this thread is off track now, but whatever.

Anyways I think two of my female cousins here in Hong Kong are pretty damn hot. not only that, they both have really cool personalities and we get along well together. Its got to the point where I thought to myself "If they weren't my cousins I would seriously ask them out."
Then I said to myself , "CBC Guy, (not going to disclose my real name) what the hell are you doing? they're your freaking cousins man! Don't be a sicko!"

But one time we went shopping in Hong Kong and one of the two was wearing a very tight t-shirt and then she got all sweaty and I could almost see her (naked except for her bra) body behind that tight, wet, t-shirt. I tried not to look but it was very tempting. Even other guys walking past us in the mall tried to "check her out." Luckily she didn't notice and the shopping expedition went off without a hitch. That was a close one.

So.... am I perverted? :biggrin:

PS thank god my parents will never see this.

[eos]

^that is GROSS. thanks for polluting my mind.

i want to corrupt someone that is younger than me.

(i'll let you all imagine what that means.)

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Lmao! this thread is off track now, but whatever.

Anyways I think two of my female cousins here in Hong Kong are pretty damn hot. not only that, they both have really cool personalities and we get along well together. Its got to the point where I thought to myself "If they weren't my cousins I would seriously ask them out."
Then I said to myself , "CBC Guy, (not going to disclose my real name) what the hell are you doing? they're your freaking cousins man! Don't be a sicko!"

But one time we went shopping in Hong Kong and one of the two was wearing a very tight t-shirt and then she got all sweaty and I could almost see her (naked except for her bra) body behind that tight, wet, t-shirt. I tried not to look but it was very tempting. Even other guys walking past us in the mall tried to "check her out." Luckily she didn't notice and the shopping expedition went off without a hitch. That was a close one.

So.... am I perverted? :biggrin:

PS thank god my parents will never see this.

I think I had the exact same experience as you...

But yea, you're sick. wth Think you're taking that "blood is thicker than water" thing a bit too far there.

[pikachupacabra]

boooty booty booty booty rocking everywhere



http://www.celebrity9.com/img/emma-watson/emma-watson.jpg

[pikachupacabra]

I guess I can just keep spamming jailbait.


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/3a/HaydenPanettiere_Heroes.jpg/449px-HaydenPanettiere_Heroes.jpg

[Tao]

But one time we went shopping in Hong Kong and one of the two was wearing a very tight t-shirt and then she got all sweaty and I could almost see her (naked except for her bra) body behind that tight, wet, t-shirt.

what kind of a hot girl would sweat that much? she sounds like she's a bit on the heavier side, if she's sweating so much you can actually see thru the shirt.

[Tao]

i want to corrupt someone that is younger than me.

(i'll let you all imagine what that means.)

you're a pedophile

But yea, you're sick. wth Think you're taking that "blood is thicker than water" thing a bit too far there.

i dunno, i wanna see pics.

[robotic]

i'm beginning to really dislike my imagination :/
you know there's something seriously wrong with you when you begin to fantasize having all these "perfect scenerios" with people you hardly talk to in real life? i'm not sure if i could think of anything more disturbing, but this one is totally out there!

[pikachupacabra]

This thread is kind of gross.

[CBC guy]

what kind of a hot girl would sweat that much? she sounds like she's a bit on the heavier side, if she's sweating so much you can actually see thru the shirt.


The shirt that she wore that day was a pretty thin, very old shirt she was wearing because she was too lazy to change them from out of bed. She chucked that shirt that very evening actually as she finally saw that it was WAY too old and soaked through. Also, it was one of those insanely hot Hong Kong summer days and we were shopping at this place in Mong Kok (forgot the name, I think it was ladies street but not sure) which is mainly outdoors. I was sweating pretty hard too.

[eos]

you're a pedophile





shut up. you're just jealous cuz i'm not into you.
btw, i was talking more around 18-19 years old.
but still, when i think about it, it kinda grosses me out.

[CBC guy]

i dunno, i wanna see pics.

dude you think i have pictures of my cousins on my comp? Ok maybe I am perverted but I'm not a pimp. :biggrin: :redface: :eek: And no I'm not going to scan the ones we do have either.

Ok, here's a weird fetish that my friend has. He goes crazy when a girl goes to the bathroom. It actually turns him on to hear a girl on the toilet. (Both #1 and #2) Now what the hell is that? :eek: He is no criminal, its not like he waits outside ladies bathrooms waiting for a hot girl to go in and then take out his camera phone. But still, that_is_pretty_nasty. One time a (fairly good-looking but not model material) girl in our high school was talking with my friend and I after school when she grimaced and clutched her stomach. I naturally asked if she was ok, she said "no, I think the laxatives I took last night are finally kicking in. Why did they take so long to... work....oooooh." She ran into the closest bathroom with her hand on her stomach. My friend was agog with himself. His expression right then was priceless. :biggrin: (sorry, no pics) Then I said to him (laughingly) "Dude YOU are a NASTY NASTY Man!' :biggrin: :biggrin:

you know what else is funny? Girls looking at gay porn. In my church youth group the other day the guest speaker was talking about pornography and its destructive effects on marriage. She told the guys in our group "what if your girlfriend or wife told you one day that she looks at pictures of naked men on the internet once a day?" I really had to control myself in order not to laugh out loud. I mean, I don't agree with the porn industry per se, but that comment was unintentionally hilarious. Actually if my girlfriend said that she looks at pictures of "hot" naked men, I would laugh. Seriously.

Ok enough perverted thoughts. I like to think I have a good brain but when it comes to sexual matters I'm pretty screwed up. :p

[eos]

^omg....you are in a church youth group????? and you think these nasty, perverted things??? you are SO going to hell.

see you there.

[CBC guy]

boooty booty booty booty rocking everywhere



http://www.celebrity9.com/img/emma-watson/emma-watson.jpg

Emily Watson? Is she even legal age yet?

PS The cousin I was referring to is one year younger than me (I'm 22, she's 21. The shirt incident took place last year) So no I'm not a pedo. That's where I draw the line.

[CBC guy]

^omg....you are in a church youth group????? and you think these nasty, perverted things??? you are SO going to hell.

see you there.

There is this thing in Christianity known as grace and forgiveness you know, in case you haven't noticed. I'm not dumb, I'm not going to act out and do something really nasty.

As long as I stop thinking of these things before I turn old and die, and repent of my sins on my deathbed, theoretically (yes, theoretically according to most Christian doctrine) I should still have just enough to go to heaven. I know, I know as a Christian these thoughts are very bad. But you know guys just like to have fun! :biggrin: I'm sure you know that.

PS in case you don't know the bathroom thing is my friend's, NOT mine. (I think its pretty nasty too, but its still kinda funny)

[eos]

i wouldn't know these things. i'm anti-religion.

and i did know that was your friend's story. but that's not the grossest thing i've heard that turn people on....not by a long shot.

go on with your bad self then.

[CBC guy]

So... do YOU look at gay porn? :biggrin: I personally really don't care if my girlfriend looks at gay porn or not. However, many girls take a huge issue if their guy checks into some "adult" sites. I don't get why that is. Does it really hurt their feelings that much? Its not like he's actually cheating on her with another girl. That's another story. But its just pictures on the net you know. I know from the perspective of many guys we won't mind if our girls looked at pictures of naked men from time to time. I think its kinda funny actually. So what do you girls think?

[eos]

i don't look at porn at all. however, my bf and his brother have dozens of porn channels on their tv, including gay porn. my bf finds it completely hilarious, i have no idea why. he's always trying to get me to watch it and i just cover my eyes. i just don't understand guys.

[CBC guy]

Lol that's pretty funny, your bf has dozens of porn channels on their tv? I'd rather not pay money to get porn, but its their $$ so its their choice.

so.. you don't mind your bf looking at porn and don't see that as cheating "in spirit." Cause a lot of girls I know feel that way for some reason.

One thing about guys: We REALLY get turned on by visual images. Its hardwired into our brains. I heard somewhere that girls get turned on by romantic feelings and by soft touch and massage, is that true? Because when it comes to gratification guys are turned on by the curves of the female body and by the childlike features of a girl's face. It sends primitive subconcious signals to his brain that this is a suitable mate, ready to bear strong and healthy children to carry on the family line. Or at least that's what I read in a book.

That's why some guys literally go crazy and oogle-eyed when they see hot girls. We really can't help it. Not that I do. I never do. Never. Trust me. :biggrin:

When I see a girl with "the goods" (as we say it: cute face, good body) it doesn't matter what ethnicty she is, we stare, if only for a few seconds, to "check her out". Our eyes are drawn to good looking females like metal to a magnet. Unless you have really strong self-control (which I don't neccesarily have) it is extremely difficult to not think about girl's bodies like every 5 minutes or so, in between stuffing our face with pizza and sushi (a Vancouver perk! :biggrin:) and yelling loudly at hockey players (or football in the states) on the TV. In fact I find that to be one of life's greatest pleasures, to sit and eat like a slob and watch sports while talking about sports and "hot chicks" as some of my friends call them.

[eos]

pretty sure they're not paying for it.
i really don't care, i make fun of him sometimes anyway. plus i know for a fact that he doesn't sit at home all day jerking off to porn. his brother, maybe...but not my bf. so it's not an issue with us.

[CBC guy]

Well, even for guys only the most insane porn addicts would sit at home all day jacking off to pictures and videos.

We do have lives, as you know from your bf.

[Atealtha]

Speaking of fetishes, there is a site online somewhere about the weirdest fetishes (not all sexual). My favorite is the macro fetish, where they basically photoshop a person into a photo of a city, but make them Godzilla size. The furry mask one is just weird and interesting.

Once I figure out what goes on in my mind I'll let everyone know my impure thoughts.

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Less trying to justify porn-surfing habits
More pictures of hot cousins
Otherwise this thread is useless

[Tao]

Less trying to justify porn-surfing habits
More pictures of hot cousins
Otherwise this thread is useless

for once, me and hube agree on something.

and cbc, you're one interesting guy...i must study you in your natural habitat.

[CBC guy]

Ok fine here is a pic of my hot sexy cousin.

http://www.4-men.org/images/beer_belly.jpg

Anyways here's some stuff that my friends and I like to jack off to.

http://www.toylala.com/ebay/aramoto-girls-g.jpg

:biggrin: :biggrin:

I also like to purchase these figures and lick them while thinking of the good times I am going to have with her... :wink: :wink:

http://www.theempire.com.au/images/2005-12-15/Love%20Hina%20Naru%20Narusegawa%20Figure.jpg :biggrin:


Disclaimer: CBC Guy reserves the right to change his fetishes of the hour from time to time without notice. :wink:


Disclaimer 2: If anyone actually believed what I said just now, LOL....

[Napoleon Chynamite]

^ Just the fact that you were even able to access those images on the net with ease......*shudder*

[robotic]

omigosh. i'll never be able to touch figurines the same way again! XD

it's sad that it's a possibility that you could have little kids treating barbie and ken in just the same way. and what makes it worse, is that they might not even know ken is supposed to be barbie's brother?

[Tao]

^ Just the fact that you were even able to access those images on the net with ease......*shudder*

yeah this thing started out as a joke....now it just makes me want to cry.

[eos]

^ Just the fact that you were even able to access those images on the net with ease......*shudder*

hubert...are you serious? did you NOT know that the internet is the hub of all things perverse and illicit? *shakes head* you disappoint me, my dear.

[Napoleon Chynamite]

hubert...are you serious? did you NOT know that the internet is the hub of all things perverse and illicit? *shakes head* you disappoint me, my dear.

I wouldn't really know...I am after all, a man who stands by his morals and cherishes innocence and purity like Maury Povich cherishes prepubescent aspiring prostitutes.

[chocochewiness]

^omg....you are in a church youth group????? and you think these nasty, perverted things??? you are SO going to hell.

see you there.
going to church doesn't really make you any "cleaner" minded than others. In fact, some guys in my church youth group watched porn, in front of me.
It's all about forgiveness!

So... do YOU look at gay porn? :biggrin: I personally really don't care if my girlfriend looks at gay porn or not. However, many girls take a huge issue if their guy checks into some "adult" sites. I don't get why that is. Does it really hurt their feelings that much? Its not like he's actually cheating on her with another girl. That's another story. But its just pictures on the net you know. I know from the perspective of many guys we won't mind if our girls looked at pictures of naked men from time to time. I think its kinda funny actually. So what do you girls think?
Girls tend to be really pissed off at guys when they watch porn cuz it makes them feel unimportant to their boyfriends. If it's just you're friends, then it's because watching porn is kinda gross.

I don't really watch gay porn, as I think two guys doing it is kinda nasty, and i'm under 18.
But my nasty thought for this thread would be the fact that I read Yaoi mangas i guess. I'm a Yaoi fan.
occasionally I fantasize two of my guy friends in one of those guy to guy situations, like "I love you but our society doesn't allow us to be together... forever." "*blush* Oh, I love you so much! The fact that we can't be together tears me apart!" and they kiss.

That's kinda weird I guess...

[CBC guy]

Guys I was kidding about that post read my 2nd disclaimer....

Its not that hard to look for them... just google it. I was just having some fun. If I actually offended anyone I'm sorry about that.

No I do not buy those figurines in real life. I think hentai and those figurines are pretty dumb myself.

What would life be without a joke? If you want I won't post in this thread anymore.

Sincerely,]
CBC Guy, the fake pervert.

[CBC guy]

going to church doesn't really make you any "cleaner" minded than others. In fact, some guys in my church youth group watched porn, in front of me.
It's all about forgiveness!

Wow the guys in yoiur church watched porn in front of you? And your under 18? That actually is kinda bad to do it in front of ppl under 18.



Girls tend to be really pissed off at guys when they watch porn cuz it makes them feel unimportant to their boyfriends. If it's just you're friends, then it's because watching porn is kinda gross.

I don't really watch gay porn, as I think two guys doing it is kinda nasty, and i'm under 18.
But my nasty thought for this thread would be the fact that I read Yaoi mangas i guess. I'm a Yaoi fan.
occasionally I fantasize two of my guy friends in one of those guy to guy situations, like "I love you but our society doesn't allow us to be together... forever." "*blush* Oh, I love you so much! The fact that we can't be together tears me apart!" and they kiss.

That's kinda weird I guess...

Lol I love that fantasy you described...:biggrin: Anyways you can move your two hunks up to Ontario and they CAN stay together forever...

[eos]

oh god...please. i knew lots of perverts who went to church youth groups. i was being sarcastic because it's so ironic that....ugh, never mind.

[hkRT]

I don't like guys watching porn but if it's not my boyfriend that's watching, I generally don't care. I also don't have a problem when girls watch porn. I don't know why. I guess it's because I perceive guys as unfaithful when they are obsessed with it but girls as just being curious when they watch porn.

The impure thoughts I have are not porn-related. They are mostly angry, violent thoughts. Not good. :(

[TB4000]

http://img.citypages.com/blogmedia/ctg/batspank.jpg

Role-playing. This time you be Batman and I'll be the evil redhead. =P

[achtungbaby]

...but girls as just being curious when they watch porn.
Hmmm...is that kinda like how girls are indifferent to having sex but because they love their boyfriends they do so?

[KooLJaP]

oh god...please. i knew lots of perverts who went to church youth groups. i was being sarcastic because it's so ironic that....ugh, never mind.

all human being are impure... it's include you, me, and the rest of the members in YW! for guys they can't control their "sexual desire" BLAME IT ALL TO THE "U KNOW WHO- DOWN, BELOW THE GUY'S ABS...":wink:

[CBC guy]

all human being are impure... it's include you, me, and the rest of the members in YW! for guys they can't control their "sexual desire" BLAME IT ALL TO THE "U KNOW WHO- DOWN, BELOW THE GUY'S ABS...":wink:

he he he Mr. Happy comes out to play and he is hungry! :biggrin:

hungry for what you say?

Hungry for something that he can gain bloodflow and grow into a long, straight organ!

And what would that be, you say?

.....

I'll leave that to your imagination.

[didu]

gosh ... where do i start ...

[eos]

^dude...not cool.

air your dirty laundry. WE all did.

[BigLew]

I used to think my sister was hot when I was kid.

[KooLJaP]

^ ;) how about now? or do you have the dirty feeling inside you that you can barely control...

[BigLew]

I'm always in control puppy. ;)

[robotic]

why do impure thoughts always have to be thoughts about someone you shouldn't have impure thoughts about in the first place?! XD

[Faithless]

Is it really impure, if sex, say, is supposedly natural?

Like is it really an impure thought, if one such as I desires to get boffed in a mad and deameaning sort of way by Valerie Plame?

I mean if I desire it, is it really impure? Or would it be impure if the thought entered my head, but as an unwelcome surprise?

[CBC guy]

Was anyone actually taking this thread seriously? LOL Its just too funny.

[robotic]

Is it really impure, if sex, say, is supposedly natural?

;-; sex is natural?! (jkjkjk!)
for the longest time (until i was about 14), sex equalled to impure and demeaning. i'm not sure if it were ever drilled into our head like that, but the fact that it's so shh-shh'ed about while you're growing up (and even when you've grown up) that you begin to view it as something abnormal and unethical. learning about it (not from your parents mind you, hah) was an equally shameful deed. yes, a lot of people do twist it for horrible means, but if it were a process that created you, and all those around you,... *sigh* i believe, while you're growing up, you're at either part of the spectrum:
sex is taboo, and you talk about it as if it were some satanic concept,
or you're so sex-crazed extreme that it becomes a form of flexing superiority (over anothers body), a lustful exchange of body fluid and nothing more.

i would say it's impure when it
1) enters your head way too often
2) about the wrong people (*cough*relatives*cough*)

that's my conclusion :D

[BigLew]

;-; sex is natural?! (jkjkjk!)
1) enters your head way too often
2) about the wrong people (*cough*relatives*cough*)

that's my conclusion :DWhat is too often?

Why relatives?

[robotic]

What is too often?

Why relatives?

too often is: when it disrupts regular patterns in your life.
sort of reminiscent of having an extreme crush... you think about them 24/7 and thus can't go about your normal life like you used to.

and why relatives? i'm not really so sure why. maybe i'm involving morals too much into this =/ i've had feelings for relatives (extended uncles, cousins and things) but i've always been really uncomfortable with carrying those around.

[BigLew]

Yeah if my sister ever new how I felt she'd leave her husband for me, that's dangerous I guess. But I can walk on a 50 ft high tight wire perfectly while remiscing about the threesome I had the other night, so sex is still on my mind all the time wihtout ill effect.

[LaiSteve66]

zomg, this thread made it to seven pages.

[chocochewiness]

i'm not really sure why thinking about your relatives is so wrong...
I mean in the Bible, didn't Adam and Eve's children marry each other? But personally, i just can't really bring myself to think improper thoughts about my cousins...

[robotic]

i'm not really sure why thinking about your relatives is so wrong...
.....
But personally, i just can't really bring myself to think improper thoughts about my cousins...

there you go =D that's why!
i guess it's just an ethical thing that's been glued into our minds.
you could say odepius/electra complexes were wrong, but other than morality, what else would support this?

[chocochewiness]

*nods*
The only thing that makes incest sooo wrong is the morality involved, and the fact that most of us don't have those types of "feelings" for our relatives.

But... I tend to be really bitchy to my cousins gfs or bfs if they are weird. Kinda of a protective thing i guess, even though they're older than meh.

[BigLew]

But... I tend to be really bitchy to my cousins gfs or bfs if they are weird. Kinda of a protective thing i guess, even though they're older than meh.

No no, that's jealousy. It's okay though.

[chocochewiness]

no... not jealousy. If it was... I'd be bi wouldn't I?

It's more like... I think they aren't good enough for my cousins. They'll be bad influences. Like a mom thing. Sorta. ^_^

[Azn Retribution]

^dude...not cool.

air your dirty laundry. WE all did.

uhh dirty laundry...

Im pathologically attracted to girls who are already taken..
either engaged or have boyfriends and they seem to respond
equally well... it's even worse if it's a good friend's gf/fiancee
or extended family gf/fiancee and they seem more interested in me than them.


but then I have huge guilt-trips/conscience trips when I do act on impulse.
unless i can establish their boyfriend is an asshole and doesn't treat
them right(which is rarely the case). and then I get paranoid wondering if it could happen to her boyfriend. if she'd do the same thing to me.

and then if i could even keep her happy. because sometimes I think i can be an asshole. i can be fickle and insensitive at times. or i might lose interest. i guess i'm a commit-o-phobe.

I'm like 22 and haven't had a relationship longer than 1 or 2 months.

on the other hand this could just be that good SOs are like parking lots.
they are almost always already taken.

[eos]

^what does it mean when a guy says,"you look good in heels" even when your bf is right next to you? is that something you would do?

[bluemonq]

It means that he's pretty sure your boyfriend won't beat the shit out of him. Time to find a new boyfriend.

[chocochewiness]

uhh dirty laundry...

Im pathologically attracted to girls who are already taken..
either engaged or have boyfriends and they seem to respond
equally well... it's even worse if it's a good friend's gf/fiancee
or extended family gf/fiancee and they seem more interested in me than them.



Oh, i have problems too!!

I tend to flirt with guys that i know my friends like, even when I cheer them on. Kinda hypocritical huh?
Then, comes the extreme guilt when my friends come crying to me that the guys didn't like them. *sigh* :frown:

I'm either really selfish, a total hypocrite, or completely insecure. On top of that, I'm a crappy friend.

But... I'm still young, I think. I'm trying to fix that problem, cuz it's depressing when my friends are sad, and I'm the problem, and they don't even know it. I've started three weeks ago with purposely avoiding my friends crushes, and if I do talk to them, pinch myself. YAY!!!

Despite my crappy friendness, I make a wonderful shopping buddy. Must be why I actually have friends.

[eos]

It means that he's pretty sure your boyfriend won't beat the shit out of him. Time to find a new boyfriend.

why would i need to find a new bf though? my bf wasn't really paying attention to what me and the guy were saying anyway. he was talking to his other friends.

[bluemonq]

why would i need to find a new bf though? my bf wasn't really paying attention to what me and the guy were saying anyway. he was talking to his other friends.
Nobody ever gets my humor.

[eos]

i'm sorry. i take things literally.

[friedfishribs]

*nods*
The only thing that makes incest sooo wrong is the morality involved, and the fact that most of us don't have those types of "feelings" for our relatives.

Well, it's also not good in terms of evolution and genetic proliferation.

That being said, I've harbored a secret crush for my older cousin since age 10. Now she's pregnant and getting married though. So I hope I've moved on, or else there will be seriously awkward complications.

[chocochewiness]

Well, it's also not good in terms of evolution and genetic proliferation.

That being said, I've harbored a secret crush for my older cousin since age 10. Now she's pregnant and getting married though. So I hope I've moved on, or else there will be seriously awkward complications.

well... that too.

awww... *pats shoulder* i hope you do. and if you can't, just be happy that she's found someone that will take good care of her, as you might have. ^_^

[BigLew]

Well, it's also not good in terms of evolution and genetic proliferation.

First cousin partner babies with birth defects is like 2% chance.

[Azn Retribution]

^what does it mean when a guy says,"you look good in heels" even when your bf is right next to you? is that something you would do?

Depends on how he said it and how he looked at you.
and his relationship with you/your bf.
Could be simple manifestation of physical attraction/lust.
likely a foot fetish.
not uncommon. and actually it'd probably be something I'd say
but not if I knew she was taken.
I have a foot/leg fetish. love girls with killer legs.

not like he acted on it. (or did he and there's more dirty laundry for you to air)
sides
don't girls love that attention
even when they are taken they like to know they can still pull guys..
it's an ego-ism trip.
(i learned that the hard way)

[eos]

^he works for my bf. only met him a couple times, that's why it's odd for him to say that. seems the older i get, the more compliments i receive. i'm 7 years older than my sister, and several times people have mistaken me for the younger one. weird.

[TB4000]

Depends on how he said it and how he looked at you.
and his relationship with you/your bf.
Could be simple manifestation of physical attraction/lust.
likely a foot fetish.
not uncommon. and actually it'd probably be something I'd say
but not if I knew she was taken.
I have a foot/leg fetish. love girls with killer legs.

not like he acted on it. (or did he and there's more dirty laundry for you to air)
sides
don't girls love that attention
even when they are taken they like to know they can still pull guys..
it's an ego-ism trip.
(i learned that the hard way)
We all have been down that road, kimosabe.

[eos]

don't some guys do this also? cuz my idiot bf likes to tell me about all the hot girls that look at him a certain way or whatever.
and i once was terribly terribly heartbreakingly in love with a narcissist.

[Azn Retribution]

don't some guys do this also? cuz my idiot bf likes to tell me about all the hot girls that look at him a certain way or whatever.
and i once was terribly terribly heartbreakingly in love with a narcissist.

having to tell, or point out that girls look at him or whatever is usually a sign of insecurity or an attempt to get a rise out of you. even if it is born out of egoism. IMHO i think egoism is rooted in insecurity.

indeed some of us do enjoy it.
I'll admit I like pulling stares of girls.
narcissm is definitely a drug.
although I'd never lead them on or go out of my way to get their attention.

[eos]

indeed some of us do enjoy it.
I'll admit I like pulling stares of girls.
narcissm is definitely a drug.
although I'd never lead them on or go out of my way to get their attention.

then you, dear sir, are a better person than some people i unfortunately crossed paths with.

[CBC guy]

This thread is still alive? you guys need to get out there and GET SOME instead of just banging away on a keyboard. :biggrin:

[eos]

then why are you here? are YOU getting any?

[CBC guy]

then why are you here? are YOU getting any?

No...:frown: . err... I mean yes :biggrin:

Oh wait my parents and pastor are here! :eek: I mean no.....:wink:

[Emperor_Mike]

World domination and the enslavement of all humanity to do my bidding.

Mmmmmm...

[bluemonq]

That's not impure, just evil. There's a world of difference between the two.

[BigLew]

That's not impure, just evil. There's a world of difference between the two.

Depends on what exactly his "bidding" is.

[Emperor_Mike]

Test subjects for use in developing a new "Master Race" of Penguin-Human hybrids.

Evil...and cuddly.

Somewhere a bunch of furry enthusiasts are jumping for joy.

Or screaming out in horror.

Entertaining all the same.

[sageb1]

How about rape? I want to rape someone.


now would this be consensual or non consensual rape? Cos there are clubs in Tokyo that would be more your style.

[sageb1]

Some of the minds here don't seem to have inner reaches.


Some of the minds won't tell you their private thoughts; you're not family.