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Broomer
08-31-2006, 03:15 PM
Has anyone seen the film yet? Is it any good? I'll probably wait for the DVD.

Broomer
Arex
08-31-2006, 05:21 PM
Are you kidding me? This movie is going to suck.
TB4000
08-31-2006, 06:00 PM
Devon Aoki is not Kasumi. She just ain't.
eos
08-31-2006, 06:02 PM
what is this again?
mr. x
08-31-2006, 10:55 PM
what is this again?
a movie based on a game in which the fighting was to the game what the articles are to playboy
eos
08-31-2006, 10:59 PM
i figured as much.
bluemonq
09-01-2006, 01:23 AM
Indeed, the original Dead or Alive pioneered jiggle physics.
Banana
09-01-2006, 04:03 PM
This movie will suck more than a black hole.
bluemonq
09-01-2006, 04:32 PM
Black holes don't suck; they pull.
TB4000
09-01-2006, 04:36 PM
This movie will suck more than a black hole.
I'd prefer the actresses perform that function. OH!
Broomer
09-02-2006, 03:45 AM
what is this again?

In a nut shell, it's what the others have already said, it's a T&A fight flick based on a T&A fighting game.

Why does the film seem like it's got all the hallmarks of a Uwe B film?

I think I'll wait until this is a weekly before forking the cash out. Not too confident about this film. Not too sure about Aoki either, she was okay in Sin City, has she been in any other films?

Broomer
mr. x
09-02-2006, 05:07 AM
^---well if it were a Uwe Boll film, whereas the game is a fighting game tournament the Uwe Boll adaptation would probably be a college wet t-shirt contest
Broomer
09-03-2006, 03:15 PM
^---well if it were a Uwe Boll film, whereas the game is a fighting game tournament the Uwe Boll adaptation would probably be a college wet t-shirt contest

Good point, but just looking at the promo, it looks almost like the main "leads" is in some sort of wet T shirt contest. There's a lot of blokes in a crowding gawking at their chests.

Broomer