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08-26-2006, 12:41 PM
This is too far fetched to be true.
Osama to Whitney: I will always love you (http://thetrack.bostonherald.com/moreTrack/view.bg?articleid=153865)
File Under: The Greatest Love of All?
By Herald wire services | Tuesday, August 22, 2006
Terrorist whacko Osama bin Laden was so obsessed with crack-addled songbird Whitney Houston that he contemplated taking out her hubby, Roxbury homey Bobby Brown!
The New York Post reports that the world’s most wanted mass murderer thought Houston “was the most beautiful woman he’d ever seen” and he contemplated going to America to try to meet her.
Well! Wouldn’t the FBI love that!
The bizarre revelations are contained in a new autobiography by Kola Boof, 37, a Sudanese poet and novelist who claims to have been bin Laden’s sex slave. “Diary of a Lost Girl” is excerpted in the September Harper’s maggie.
Boof, who wrote for the soap opera “Days of Our Lives” until she was fired last month, said bin Laden was obsessed with Houston and wanted to give the Grammy winner a mansion in Khartoum.
“He explained to me that to possess Whitney, he would be willing to break his color rule and make her one of his wives,” Boof writes. “He would say how beautiful she is, what a nice smile she has, how truly Islamic she is but is just brainwashed by American culture and by her husband, Bobby Brown.”
And bin Laden had a plan to deal with that little problem - he discussed having Brown killed, said Boof.
“In his briefcase, I would come across photographs of the Star magazine, as well as copies of Playboy,” she writes. “It would soon come to the point where I was sick of hearing Whitney Houston’s name.”
File Under: The Greatest Love of All?
Osama to Whitney: I will always love you (http://thetrack.bostonherald.com/moreTrack/view.bg?articleid=153865)
File Under: The Greatest Love of All?
By Herald wire services | Tuesday, August 22, 2006
Terrorist whacko Osama bin Laden was so obsessed with crack-addled songbird Whitney Houston that he contemplated taking out her hubby, Roxbury homey Bobby Brown!
The New York Post reports that the world’s most wanted mass murderer thought Houston “was the most beautiful woman he’d ever seen” and he contemplated going to America to try to meet her.
Well! Wouldn’t the FBI love that!
The bizarre revelations are contained in a new autobiography by Kola Boof, 37, a Sudanese poet and novelist who claims to have been bin Laden’s sex slave. “Diary of a Lost Girl” is excerpted in the September Harper’s maggie.
Boof, who wrote for the soap opera “Days of Our Lives” until she was fired last month, said bin Laden was obsessed with Houston and wanted to give the Grammy winner a mansion in Khartoum.
“He explained to me that to possess Whitney, he would be willing to break his color rule and make her one of his wives,” Boof writes. “He would say how beautiful she is, what a nice smile she has, how truly Islamic she is but is just brainwashed by American culture and by her husband, Bobby Brown.”
And bin Laden had a plan to deal with that little problem - he discussed having Brown killed, said Boof.
“In his briefcase, I would come across photographs of the Star magazine, as well as copies of Playboy,” she writes. “It would soon come to the point where I was sick of hearing Whitney Houston’s name.”
File Under: The Greatest Love of All?