How long should a normal guy last when he has sex?

[KooLJaP]

I have a question... how long should a guy last when he has sex with female? and how long the girl want, to get her fully satisfy? i'm just curious.

[snailpoo]

3 Hours, 29 minutes, and 43 seconds. Exactly. No more and no less.

[hooligan]

Fuck, I've failed horribly once again.

[Tao]

forever

[eos]

^i second that

[TB4000]

When she starts to convulse, you know you're nearing the end. If she's just lying there, you have a ways to go.

[Napoleon Chynamite]

2 minutes. Tops.

[bluemonq]

^i second that
Wouldn't there be some soreness involved?

[eos]

and that's a bad thing?

i like painfully walking around knowing that it was cuz i had some great sex the night before.

[Powerful T]

and that's a bad thing?

i like painfully walking around knowing that it was cuz i had some great sex the night before.

So did I tell you about that stable of horses my grandfather owns?

[Kennyb]

I have a question... how long should a guy last when he has sex with female? and how long the girl want, to get her fully satisfy? i'm just curious.

You an eager beaver, waiting to pop a cherry then?

Learnt to strap it up before you slap it up yet?

[KooLJaP]

and that's a bad thing?

i like painfully walking around knowing that it was cuz i had some great sex the night before.
Akane noooooo!!! just kidding,..:wink:

You an eager beaver, waiting to pop a cherry then?

Learnt to strap it up before you slap it up yet?
What ever do u mean? ...:confused:

3 Hours, 29 minutes, and 43 seconds. Exactly. No more and no less.
Thanks got that in my memory book! :biggrin:

forever
Yea.. watever, you know what Tao u r not helping me at all... why won't u just sit down and think how a human being are like and also remember that they all have limit man! :mad: and if u said "forever" u will make all the guys in yellowword feel bad! For example AZN REtribution... isn't that right!...and also we don't have that kind of stamina to do it all day and all night..

for some people only last al least 5 minutes.... :mad:

Oh shit i mean Napoleon Chynamite... Soory about that AZN RETRIBUTION if u r reading this...

[TB4000]

I think we all need to compare how long we each have lasted at our prime. Just so we can swagger.

[Tao]

Akane noooooo!!! just kidding,..:wink:


What ever do u mean? ...:confused:


Thanks got that in my memory book! :biggrin:


Yea.. watever, you know what Tao u r not helping me at all... why won't u just sit down and think how a human being are like and also remember that they all have limit man! :mad: and if u said "forever" u will make all the guys in yellowword feel bad! For example AZN REtribution... isn't that right!...and also we don't have that kind of stamina to do it all day and all night..

for some people only last al least 5 minutes.... :mad:

Oh shit i mean Napoleon Chynamite... Soory about that AZN RETRIBUTION if u r reading this...
shit man, i'm drunk right now, coming back from med school orientation.....when i fuckin fucked this girl, she was my fuck buddy btw, for a month....each time we fuckin did it until she came at least 6 times. dude, don't be a fuckin pussy. man up and penetrate thqt shit. fuck man, make her scream until she can't fduckin walk shtraiht. dont be a bitch and bitch about how inadequate you a=re. be a fuckn man already. and stop posting pics of yourself already. we get it, you care alot aobut your hair.

I think we all need to compare how long we each have lasted at our prime. Just so we can swagger.
i fucked this girl from 7pm till noon the net day once. i was fuckin drained.

[Powerful T]

This guy I knew had sex with a huge girl and got her pregnant. First time she had a ordinary baby, but he ended up getting her pregnant two more times, and she produced a snake egg(which hatched)and a wolf pup these times around. We're still still wondering how the hell that happened.

[Tao]

This guy I knew had sex with a huge girl and got her pregnant. First time she had a ordinary baby, but he ended up getting her pregnant two more times, and she produced a snake egg(which hatched)and a wolf pup these times around. We're still still wondering how the hell that happened.
WTF, STFU

[Napoleon Chynamite]

shit man, i'm drunk right now, coming back from med school orientation.....when i fuckin fucked this girl, she was my fuck buddy btw, for a month....each time we fuckin did it until she came at least 6 times. dude, don't be a fuckin pussy. man up and penetrate thqt shit. fuck man, make her scream until she can't fduckin walk shtraiht. dont be a bitch and bitch about how inadequate you a=re. be a fuckn man already. and stop posting pics of yourself already. we get it, you care alot aobut your hair.


i fucked this girl from 7pm till noon the net day once. i was fuckin drained.

I'm copying and pasting and saving this post to a Word file.

[Tao]

I'm copying and pasting and saving this post to a Word file.
you're just jealous hube. i'll let you live vicariously thru me.

[Irezumi Kiss]

I have a question... how long should a guy last when he has sex with female? and how long the girl want, to get her fully satisfy? i'm just curious.
If we're talking straight up coitus, minus the foreplay, fingerworking, babytalking, downtime, etc., then I would say...from 15-30 minutes is fair. Long enough for her to climax maybe three times at the least, if she is fast to orgasm. Some ladies are satisfied with just once. Some don't (or can't) explode like a firecracker at all but get off on the feeling of being physical with the guy they're loving. There's no Rosetta Stone guideline for this. All you really can do is feel her rhythm and accommodate it.

Trying to be a steeplehorse and going the long distance sounds good on paper but can backfire in practice. Cramping, drying up, soreness, the oppression of a sweaty, smelly physical body beating down on you continuously...lovemaking and fucking aren't as clean and smooth as it appears in the pornos. I've been thru it and many of my guy friends will always have stories about how we tried to do marathons and then the girl would just say "enough," or push us off for whatever reason...and we'd be like, "I'm just gettin' started, baby!"

Just being able to get it up and stick it in isn't the end-all-be-all of sex. I mean, it helps, but...

Or...if you're not exactly feeling my seriousness above, then just keep doing the old slide-n-glide until her face looks like this:

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c143/sixteenbitlegend/Photo528.jpg

[bluemonq]

I think I speak for all of us when I say that picture is really disturbing and in under no circumstances would I ever want to see something like that in real life.

[pikachupacabra]

Remember, you don't need to last, you just need to finish first.

[eos]

^ass

[Powerful T]

I think I speak for all of us when I say that picture is really disturbing and in under no circumstances would I ever want to see something like that in real life.

I agree.

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/4167/thankyouinternet1pm1.jpg

[pikachupacabra]

^ass


boobies

[Powerful T]

boobies

penis

[didu]

penis
pussy

[pikachupacabra]

there you have it kooljap

the amount of time a guy should last when he does the deed is approximately


ass
boobies
penis
pussy


The end.

[Powerful T]

my benis is hueg

hueg liek xbawx

[Tao]

^in other words it's a fucking rectangle

[didu]

^ no, it's a fucking cube. rectangles are 2D objects.

[bluemonq]

I believe the correct term is, "parallelepiped".
(Goes back to studying)

[Martino]

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c143/sixteenbitlegend/Photo528.jpg

That's Large Marge.

Generally known only to fans of Pee-Wee Hermann.

Hmm-mmm ...

[sofakingdom]

Was watching a show on Discovery and they were talking about how humans have evolved to naturally not last long in bed, because it is more advantageous for a species to reproduce (see ejaculate) as fast as possible to speed up the process.

Having long sexual stamina needs to be learned for most people. At least according to Discovery.

[KooLJaP]

Was watching a show on Discovery and they were talking about how humans have evolved to naturally not last long in bed, because it is more advantageous for a species to reproduce (see ejaculate) as fast as possible to speed up the process.

Having long sexual stamina needs to be learned for most people. At least according to Discovery.
of course after the men's sperm comes out.. it's losing power dramatically until something else comes up to back it up again.. darn it no wonder people are so pissed these days... and did u know that smoking can cause the penis to get smaller by an inch or so... scary isn't it?

[Irezumi Kiss]

^ So the Marlboro Man is a little light in his saddle, is what you're saying?

[deez nuts]

2 minutes. Tops.


that is correct. 30 seconds to blow your load. 30 seconds for her to get up and make you a sandwich. 1 minute to eat the sandwich before going to sleep.

[Kennyb]

I have a question... how long should a guy last when he has sex with female? and how long the girl want, to get her fully satisfy? i'm just curious.

How long is a piece of string?

Know that answer, then you'll know the answer to your own question.

[KooLJaP]

How long is a piece of string?

Know that answer, then you'll know the answer to your own question.
i'm not following you...man people make up a silly ideas:wink: , it's like the questioon that i heard on TV that says... " how many licks does it takes to get to the center of a lollypop (something like dat) , the world will never know!!!"

[robotic]

it's like the questioon that i heard on TV that says... " how many licks does it takes to get to the center of a lollypop (something like dat) , the world will never know!!!"

we could start count :D *thumbs up*

[bluemonq]

i'm not following you...man people make up a silly ideas:wink: , it's like the questioon that i heard on TV that says... " how many licks does it takes to get to the center of a lollypop (something like dat) , the world will never know!!!"
There's also the related question of, "How many licks does it take to get o-" Erm. Never mind.

[eos]

^ooohhh....you're nastee.

[Kennyb]

i'm not following you...man people make up a silly ideas:wink: , it's like the questioon that i heard on TV that says... " how many licks does it takes to get to the center of a lollypop (something like dat) , the world will never know!!!"

Kids these days.... It's worrying how they will be the future of our society... :rolleyes:

[mrazntre]

tha-ree

it takes tha-ree thrusts to get to the elevation of male climax ejaculation.

However long tha-ree thrusts is in seconds is how long a male should last.

[KooLJaP]

we could start count :D *thumbs up*
GOOD LUCK, ONCE U'VE DONE, CALL THE ADVERTISERS OF THE PRODUCT:biggrin: AND SAID , "it's all thanks to kooljap post in YW"

[bluemonq]

^ooohhh....you're nastee.
Nasty is as nasty does.

[Deadpool]

Until you finish off. Females don't have orgasms anyway.

[Powerful T]

I'd just like to say....

♫ ΡΕNIS ♫

That's the secret.