View Full Version : Younger cousin asking for sex tips?!
TB4000
08-11-2006, 11:40 PM
I'm not even gonna get into whether or not you have to deal with this or not. My cousin, who is about 17 years old asks me while we're in the car earlier, "hey, man...i wanna ask you a question."
"Yeah, what?"
"How do you make a girl come?"
:eek: :eek:
At first I was just like, what did you say, dude? And he was dead serious about this. Usually he's cracking jokes and trying to physically attack us and all, but today he was stoic. I asked, why you need to know? Because his apparant "girlfriend" wants to do it soon according to him and he wants to know what to do. I tell him, "don't rush into any shit if you ain't ready, man, and there is no one way to do it either." Trying to be the cool older relative, yet still maintain a sense of responsibility. :wink:
bluemonq
08-12-2006, 12:24 AM
Bet you feel old now, huh?
Powerful T
08-12-2006, 03:58 AM
Tell him to let the money go round.
tell him if she doesn't give him a bj and then swallow, she's not gf material.
oh...and tell him to wear a condom. no matter what. even for bj's....unless he's not afraid of getting genital herpes.
doggy style or from behind while she lays on her stomach. this way you are hitting that spot. if ur using ur hands, you can hit both spots at the same time
TB4000
08-12-2006, 11:58 AM
doggy style or from behind while she lays on her stomach. this way you are hitting that spot. if ur using ur hands, you can hit both spots at the same time
Yeah, that and the "come here" motion via the fingers also works in that respect. I didn't say too much, as I don't want his mother coming at me with "what are you telling my son?"
wtf jesus christ man i had no idea his MOTHER was involved in this. wtf kind of life is your cousin leading?
TB4000
08-12-2006, 02:03 PM
^Nah, I mean I don't want her finding out in some odd way.
bluemonq
08-12-2006, 02:07 PM
wtf jesus christ man i had no idea his MOTHER was involved in this. wtf kind of life is your cousin leading?
^Nah, I mean I don't want her finding out in some odd way.
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No comment.
TB4000
08-12-2006, 02:20 PM
^Never mind, man. You know how parents find out about shit. They got spies everywhere ready to sell you down the river.
Irezumi Kiss
08-12-2006, 05:23 PM
^ Yeah, but if you as an older male relative don't set him right, then he'll get into some schmegeggi with a girl and then his mama's gonna say, "Why didn't you ask TB about that shit? He's a grown man, he otta known! I'ma cuss his ass out next time I see him!"
It's kinda put on the spot, but it happens. I've had grown assed men ask me about shit that had my eyes bug out like Bernie Mac cuz I was like, "didn't you pass this stage of life already?" At least he came at you straight instead of trying to ebonic lingo shit down and play off his embarassment for asking. Just tell him straight up about the biz while also clueing him in that sometimes women don't come from vaginal sex and that sometimes you gotta do a little..."extra."
Napoleon Chynamite
08-12-2006, 05:28 PM
I'm not even gonna get into whether or not you have to deal with this or not. My cousin, who is about 17 years old asks me while we're in the car earlier, "hey, man...i wanna ask you a question."
"Yeah, what?"
"How do you make a girl come?"
:eek: :eek:
At first I was just like, what did you say, dude? And he was dead serious about this. Usually he's cracking jokes and trying to physically attack us and all, but today he was stoic. I asked, why you need to know? Because his apparant "girlfriend" wants to do it soon according to him and he wants to know what to do. I tell him, "don't rush into any shit if you ain't ready, man, and there is no one way to do it either." Trying to be the cool older relative, yet still maintain a sense of responsibility. :wink:
Give him the manual I lent you. It should be hidden in your closet somewhere.
^LOL.....can i sneak a peek at this manual too??
Give him the manual I lent you. It should be hidden in your closet somewhere.
hidden in the closet? fuck i guess someone has to come out of the closet then.
Powerful T
08-14-2006, 12:15 PM
Why take out the guide?
Simply tell your cousin this;
IF THIS IS TRUE, THEN THIS IS WHAT YOU DO!
1. Stick it in her pooper
2. Do a Barrel Roll
3. ???
4. Profit!!
bluemonq
08-14-2006, 12:48 PM
I'm not sure Slashdot and sodomy make for the best combination, my friend.
Powerful T
08-14-2006, 12:51 PM
I'm not sure Slashdot and sodomy make for the best combination, my friend.
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*looks up at the sky*
DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN YOOOOOOOOOU, INTERNETS!!
KooLJaP
08-15-2006, 01:38 PM
I"m not an expert or anything...but a the easier way to find out is that go look in the internet. But in my opinion i think a guy needs to be strong ang last long like about an hour or so to do her hard and use a doggy style, and do her ass and all... tell her to scream like she really into it, that way it keep u last even longer,,, (not too loud though)
I"m not an expert or anything...but a the easier way to find out is that go look in the internet. But in my opinion i think a guy needs to be strong ang last long like about an hour or so to do her hard and use a doggy style, and do her ass and all... tell her to scream like she really into it, that way it keep u last even longer,,, (not too loud though)
wtf, anal? i dunno about you, but i doubt most girls would be gung ho about that kind of freaky shit on the first try...unless she's a crack whore
Napoleon Chynamite
08-15-2006, 03:40 PM
Most girls are either not too fond of or outright dislike anal. I'd assume for most women it's truly an acquired taste. I heard this from my friends who in turn were told this by their girlfriends.
KooLJaP
08-15-2006, 05:07 PM
Most girls are either not too fond of or outright dislike anal. I'd assume for most women it's truly an acquired taste. I heard this from my friends who in turn were told this by their girlfriends.
So women do talk about sex more than men huh? well that's interesting...
Powerful T
08-15-2006, 10:04 PM
This thread has -earned- this image.
http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/2071/stickitinguytq0.jpg
TB4000
08-15-2006, 10:25 PM
^Ironically, that is not a doctored photo.
bluemonq
08-16-2006, 12:47 AM
What's the picture? I can't see it.
Powerful T
08-16-2006, 01:11 AM
What's the picture? I can't see it.
It is a East Asian man yelling into a phone with a really exuberant expression on his face, with the caption "STICK IT IN HER POOPER!" in VERY BOLD lettering.
Irezumi Kiss
08-16-2006, 12:00 PM
As for that lettering, the font may be Gothic 13, but I can't be too sure as the kerning is a smidge too wide.
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