The Craigslist to end all Craigslists

[TB4000]

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/w4m/192620317.html

My coworker showed this to me earlier when she was browsing it for some unknown reason. Whoever took the time to write this....jeebus.

[returntosender]

I check 'Craigslist' practically everyday with keyword search 'Asian' just to see what's going on in the W4M section. It's at leats 15 minutes of entertainment, and that isn't including the R&R.

I don't know if I want to use it as a social analysis of the kind of people who live in NY, LA, SF, etc. but I notice the New York section is quite different from SF section.

[Powerful T]

In no way do I assume myself to be an excellent judge of human nature but I will contibute to this thread.

My analysis of this whiny, long-winded paragraph shows that the female subject displays heavy tendencies of wish-fulfillment needs, fantasy, overt controlling natures but a need to be nurtured and a place to fall back on when needed, a weak spirit but overtly aggressive mentality to back for this, pitifully small ego, very low Id, and overall childishness.

Overall opinion?

Ye guilty.

[mr. x]

is she one of those girls who like guys who treat them like shit?

[Hiroshi2]

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/w4m/192620317.html

My coworker showed this to me earlier when she was browsing it for some unknown reason. Whoever took the time to write this....jeebus.




Good God, she's too picky...............


Do you *have* to save a "little trinket from childhood"?

[eos]

i didn't read the whole post but did she say what ethnicity she was?
anyway, it's one thing to know what you want and another to have impossibly perfect demands, prerequisites, what-have-you....did she ask for a perfect ACT or SAT score? stay clear of this one, guys.

[bluemonq]

It's not the demands themselves that's aggravating. It's the underlying subtext. This may be bias, but looking over her requirements, I daresay - age notwithstanding - I'd satisfy most, if not all of them, and the rest will be satisfied very shortly (like having gone to college, for instance). And I understand that perhaps she's been very frustrated over the years. But read in between the lines, take a gander at the words she uses. Feel around for the tone in her statements. Don't they say first impressions are important? Well, as this article is the first time I've "met" her, I can tell you right now: this is not a woman I would ever be attracted to. There's a difference between knowing what you want and getting it... and just being a b**ch. If she's going to have such specific standards, then she better "talk to God" like hell that if she ever meets "The One" that she meets all of his standards, and if not she better not whine about him being so set in his preferences in his "One".

[TB4000]

i didn't read the whole post but did she say what ethnicity she was?
anyway, it's one thing to know what you want and another to have impossibly perfect demands, prerequisites, what-have-you....did she ask for a perfect ACT or SAT score? stay clear of this one, guys.
Looks, in general, are not something I can pinpoint. You will most likely be white, although I certainly do not rule out the possibility of another race. I am generally not attracted to men of Middle-Eastern descent, African descent (not black; I am attracted to some African Americans but men from Africa do nothing for me), or Asian descent, mostly because I feel that I am too strong a woman to be compatible with these cultures. It is nothing personal; we can be best buddies but I will most likely never want to sleep with you, which of course means I cannot marry you. My experiences in dating Filipino, black, Hispanic, and Jewish men have all been positive.

[eos]

sooo....she's white? asian???

and aren't filipinos asian? or am i being totally presumptuous here?

[bluemonq]

I am generally not attracted to men of Middle-Eastern descent, African descent (not black; I am attracted to some African Americans but men from Africa do nothing for me), or Asian descent, mostly because I feel that I am too strong a woman to be compatible with these cultures.
Emphasis mine. I'm leaning towards white on this one.

[snailpoo]

My favorite lines:

I also talk to god every night, despite the fact that I am not sure if I believe in god. If you hear me talking as we are going to bed, that is probably what I am doing.

[bluemonq]

Lol. Unfortunately she's ruled out one possibility entirely: that the guy that hears her talking while they're going to bed could be God.

[Atealtha]

So if we're having sex, and she says "oh God, oh God" is she praying or about to have an orgasm?

[eos]

perfect man? no such thing, lady.

i wouldn't even want to be friends with this woman. she probably has no sense of humor, is critical of people, and won't let you borrow her clothes or shoes.

[bluemonq]

i wouldn't even want to be friends with this woman. she probably has no sense of humor, is critical of people, and won't let you borrow her clothes or shoes.
Is that the litmus test for you? :tongue:

[eos]

yes cuz that's what girlfriends do.

we also comb each other's hair, have tickle fights, and strip down to our bra and panties when we're with each other.

[Tao]

yes cuz that's what girlfriends do.

we also comb each other's hair, have tickle fights, and strip down to our bra and panties when we're with each other.
YES!!!!!

[bluemonq]

Never knew you were so heavy on hair-combing, Tao.

[Tao]

Never knew you were so heavy on hair-combing, Tao.
i'm into rug munching too.

[Powerful T]

i'm into rug munching too.

Do you also like muff diving?

[Tao]

^depends on the muff.....i love muffins though :)

[TB4000]

Here's another one she randomly found. Mostly due to doing a search on the word "poon". I will refrain from asking why she does that.

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/w4m/193862285.html

[Powerful T]

Here's another one she randomly found. Mostly due to doing a search on the word "poon". I will refrain from asking why she does that.

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/w4m/193862285.html


Ah ha ha ha.

No.

Just...no.

[Tao]

Here's another one she randomly found. Mostly due to doing a search on the word "poon". I will refrain from asking why she does that.

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/w4m/193862285.html
edit: never mind

[DragonKnight]

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/w4m/192620317.html

My coworker showed this to me earlier when she was browsing it for some unknown reason. Whoever took the time to write this....jeebus.
Heh, I thought I was a demanding mofo. Naw, this one takes the cake.

[snbatman]

is she one of those girls who like guys who treat them like shit?

You mean all women...I kid, I kid :biggrin: :biggrin:

yes cuz that's what girlfriends do.

we also comb each other's hair, have tickle fights, and strip down to our bra and panties when we're with each other.

Do you sell tickets?

[DragonKnight]

Aww, it expired. Did anyone make a copy of that shit? I wanna look at it just for laughs. :biggrin:

[eos]

i don't sell tickets to our sexy parties. sorry.

and don't worry, there'll be more crazy people who write insane things in the future. and they're all from chicago.

[Napoleon Chynamite]

^depends on the muff.....i love muffins though :)

On prom night I had the ultimate munchies and since some angelic soul paid for all the catering at the hotel we were staying at I had like 18 muffins throughout the night...assorted variety...blueberry, maple, you name it. Woke up 3 hours later in bed with my friend's beautiful date...the best 3 hours of my life in all of high school and I had to be asleep the entire time. Curse you, God of Getting Laid.

[TB4000]

On prom night I had the ultimate munchies and since some angelic soul paid for all the catering at the hotel we were staying at I had like 18 muffins throughout the night...assorted variety...blueberry, maple, you name it. Woke up 3 hours later in bed with my friend's beautiful date...the best 3 hours of my life in all of high school and I had to be asleep the entire time. Curse you, God of Getting Laid.

Hubert's pimp theme lyrics -

1 to the 2 to the 2 to the 3,
I like good pussy and I like good trees

Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe,
And I get more ass than a toilet seat

3 to the 1 to the 1 to the 3,
I met a bad bitch last night in the D

Let me tell you how I made her leave with me,
Conversation and Hennessey

[Napoleon Chynamite]

Hubert's pimp theme lyrics -

1 to the 2 to the 2 to the 3,
I like good pussy and I like good trees

Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe,
And I get more ass than a toilet seat

3 to the 1 to the 1 to the 3,
I met a bad bitch last night in the D

Let me tell you how I made her leave with me,
Conversation and Hennessey

Arrrrgh not here on YW, damnit! This place be my holy sanctuary....

Pimping is just 10% luck, 20% skill, 15% concentrated power of will
5% pleasure, 50% pain, and 100% reason to remember the name

[TB4000]

http://chicago.craigslist.org/nch/w4m/200886275.html

One more classic.

[Tao]

http://chicago.craigslist.org/nch/w4m/200886275.html

One more classic.
my question is, have you gone out with any of these women?

[bluemonq]

2) What is your ethnicity
a. Caucasian go to 3
b. Asian skip to 15
c. Black skip to 15
d. Hispanic or any combination of the above skip to 15
... Why not just make 'b', "Not Caucasian skip to 15"?

[mr. x]

postings no longer listed, what'd the last chicago one say?