antics while drunk

[ellsworth81]

in keeping with the student/alcohol theme anyone have any good stories to tell relating to stupid shit you did while under the influence? :lol:

[BeTheReds]

Stupid things.

Puking off a balcony into someone's open convertible and setting off the alarm. (And I ate kimchi chigae that night...)

Telling this girl who had no interest in me whatsover that I was in love with her. (And being embarrased by the rejection every time I saw her...)

Telling my male roommate that I thought he was sexy and I wanted to kiss him. (Which wasn't what I meant at all... but that's how it came out.)

Giving myself a concussion with my super-nintendo....

Allow me to explain the last one...

I was having another fun college friday night of 10+ beers when suddenly nature was calling. I got up but the alcohol gods decided I shouldn't be able to walk so I fell down. Next, the SNES was on a shelf and the wires were dangling off the shelf. I figured I could hoist myself up and continue my trip to the bathroom using these wires. The Snes fell and hit me on the head, tho I didn't notice, someone else told me so. Then I went into the bathroom, peed in the stall.. flushed...and passed out from either the alcohol, the late reaction after the alcohol, or blood loss, as the wound in my head had been gushing ever since the snes hit me.

woke up with friends washing the blood and puttinig me to bed.

[iris]

sheesh, I think guys always have the better drunk stories. :lol:

[karizma]

BeTheReds: Ho-Ly Jeez...so was ur SNES alright? j.k...hope you recovered from that quickly 0_o...how were you feeling the morning after?

my drunk stories suck...it either involves sex or hurting myself...i tripped off a stair and sprained my ankle...i could barely walk the next day...cute right? oh and i started wrestling this guy...i pinned his ass 3 times in a row and we got in on tape hahaha...i think i flashed the camera once er twice too...ugh im a raunchy drunk lol...probably explains why ive cut down on the alcohol consumption. =/

[mrazntre]

man.. i don't have a good SNES story like bethereds.

one night a couple friends and I were up at the train tracks, walking to who knows where. I was in a huge daze since I drank a combination of MGD, E&J w/coke, soju?, i was too fucked up to remember. Anyhow, we were all walking calmly along the train tracks, but out of nowhere we hear *ooooh ooohh howwwwwllll* frickin wolves!!! We didn't think nothing of it cuz we hear the wolves everytime we go up there. But this night, the howling got louder and louder and louder. All of a sudden, we started just running. Running for our lives cuz we heard the bushes moving and the sound of the wolves got so loud we thought the wolves were right on us. So I'm running drunk... i feel the shifting of the rocks underneath my feet. all of a sudden *splat*.... i'm on the ground. i thought my legs were gonna get chewed off by the wolves... i call out to my friends... "heeelp!" and they dragged me like 50 feet to safety...


*sigh* the good ole days.

[karizma]

ahahahaha...watch it was probably a bunny rabbit and some bum saw you scream for help and run from a cute fuzzy forest creature. :lol: :D

[angel nympho]

:( There isn't enough webspace on YW to even BEGIN talking.

[Adaon]

:o Man, bethereds, ya had it ROUGH.

Hmmmm, top 5 I think were......

5.) I walked up to a cop said hello, and went through the whole sobriety test *except for the breathalizer* with no problem....my excuse? ate something allergic and was going home which was why i was glowing red* However as soon as the cop left, I collapsed and had to call my friends to come pick me up and take me home. :blink:

4.) was drinking in a playground, swing standing up on the swings, swung off the swings and landed on my back on a metal slide and stayed there for the rest of the nite . . . my friends ran off cuz they thought i was dead . . . . I was knocked out for God knows how long, woke up there :cry:

3.) Drinking while ridding in friend's car, a girl riding in said car takes my hand and thrusts it into her lap and proceeds to violate my hand by violating herself with it. I proceed to puke all over. :gross:

2.) I went home so drunk I climbed into the bathtub full of bathwater and went to sleep. My parents, though they never forgave me, thought it was the funniest crap they've ever seen :blush:

1.) Was playing cards for shots at a friends' house, they called some girls over, i decide to act suicidal once they're outside and stand on the balcony, my friends pull me back in and the girls proceed to think it's a wrestling match and join in. That was a memorable night...too bad I dun remember much after that




I've gotten drunk about 7 times in my life anyways, so I'm hoping to do so once more when i turn legal in 2 weeks. *hint hint Fireblade, dun get me gifts, get me BOOOZE!!* :dance:

[Fireblade]

After reading that post dood, I'm wondering if I should just drag you into AA's. <_<

Makes for a cheaper gift.... MUHAHAHAHA


Besides, you'll be old enough to get it yourself. So get it yourself. :rolleyes:

[Hanuman]

Geez, I got a ton. Here's my favorite -

My 21st birthday. I went out with some fraternity brothers who got me hammered on Mad dog, then beers. Some genius remembered (way after we're already sloshed) that I hadn't done my 21 shots yet. So the bartender lines em up for me. I make it to 16 before I puke on the big-ass football dude on my right. There's too many of us to fight, so we get thrown out instead.

I get dropped off at my apartment and pass out on the living room floor. My dog pisses on me (I still don't know why). My other fraternity brothers remember that it's my birthday, and decide to find me to take me out again. They know I'm home since other brothers told them I was there. I can't hear the door ringing, since I'm out cold. They kick my door down. Not in, but down, I mean off the hinges laying on the floor down. They drag me out to another bar to continue the night of debachury. I don't remember this part of the night at all.

I wake up outside in the bushes at another brothers house. I'm missing my watch, my keys (which I don't need since my door is on my floor), my left contact and my wallet. My elbows are bloody and my knuckles scraped up. I make it home, and my girlfriend at the time comes over. She helps me clean up. I take off my shirt to take a shower and she's staring at my chest. What's that? she asks as she's pointing to a big bite mark on my left pec. I have no idea I tell her sheepishly (by the way I don't know is not an acceptable answer here). I later find out that while we were drunk I got into a fist fight with a brother (don't know why) and we pounded the crap out of each other (he's got a black eye, a swollen jaw and a split lip). So at one point I was on top of him pounding away and he bit me, therefore the bite mark. I call all the local bars the next day and find my keys and wallet both bars are on opposite sides of town, how I did that God only knows. That is the story of my 21st birthday. Gotta love SUNY albany!!!

I got more, but this is probably my best.

[applehead]

hey those are some funny stories..
but you guys forgot to add "and i said i'll never drink again"
which is what i always say after i get drunk.

i went out with my friends to this champagne bar.
i guess i had too much because when i woke up i was in the hospital room surrounded by my girlfriends, who had black mascara running down their cheeks.

i excused myself and laughed my head off in the bathroom. i mean, it was just so funny seeing them with the black streaks across their face. but to muffle my laughter i had to keep flushing the toilet. apparently, i fainted at the times square train station and they called the ambulance.
but dude, i was just drunk. man. and i had to pay almost thousand dollars for the damn fees.

[angel nympho]

My most recent incident....

This is only 1/10th of the thigns that happened that night... but I was amused by this one.

I woke up at 8am to pee, and realized I didn't have any underwear on. *Scratches head* Didn't wanna mention it to anybody, so I just said "oh well" and walked off. Found them hours later, in the backseat of my car. Sitting next to my socks. =T

[iris]

We were doing Case Races on a Thursday night when two of my friends decided to do Fight Club. James broke Josh's leg. We all heard the *crack* but were too gone to do anything. We claimed it wasn't broken. Then the guys from the first floor call to tell us to get our asses down there and drink with them. We live on the 3rd floor. We make Josh hobble to the first floor where we all did Century Club. By then Josh was claiming that his leg was hurting for some strange reason. We tell him to go upstairs and go to sleep. "It will feel better in the morning." He limps up to the third floor but passes out on the second floor landing. We carry him up the rest of the way. Two hours later, Josh comes back down saying he needs to go to the hospital. Jon and James carry him out.

In the process, Jon runs into a tree, gets mad a the tree and proceeds to try kick its ass. In the end, it's the tree: one, Jon: zero. Jon goes back inside to wrap his head with toilet paper. My sober roommate come down to drive us to the emergency room. Almost there, Josh says he doesn't need to go anymore, but Jon says he needs to pee so we should go and he'll use the hospital bathroom. We get to the hospital and the staff is staring at one drunk kid with a broken leg and another kid with black eyes (James) and another with blood-soaked toilet paper wrapped around his head.

Injury toll: One broken leg, three black eyes, numerous amounts of stiches, one swollen lip. :o

Quote later in the week:
"What would it take to get Josh mad?" - Jon
"I don't know. I broke his leg and he seemed pretty cool with it." - James :lol:

[Saiko]

I don't know. I've been only been hungover in class before, and I'm planning to see what'll happen if I sneak a bottle of rum to school on Monday. Pretend it's water and see if anybody smells it, and see how drunk I get.
The last time I got really drunk, I was trying to talk properly to people online (but some sent me the logs next day and I got a good laugh out of it) and stop falling out of my chair. I remember one guy getting pissed at me and just stopped talking to me that night. I also remember my friend calling me up, and I picked up the phone and started laughing hysterically for God knows how long. She told me she heard me fall on the floor after that.
The first time I got drunk was when I went to my friend's cottage and met up with a bunch of junkies she knew. They held a kegger and kept feeding me beer because "drunk kids are funny". I only remember dancing on a boulder, dancing around on the street, and grabbing my friend's cigarette and burning myself with it. Then I remember her trying to get me to act normal when we got back to the cottage because her grandpa would get suspicious. Some stuff happened, then I fell asleep on the bed.

[suresquared]

(story 1/2100) after a night of maker's mark whiskey and jim beam, i ran down three blocks on stockton street in san francisco's north beach... on top of parked cars. a couple of the cars were soft-top convertibles... :blink:

[Saiko]

Originally posted by suresquared@Nov 24 2002, 06:39 AM
(story 1/2100) after a night of maker's mark whiskey and jim beam, i ran down three blocks on stockton street in san francisco's north beach... on top of parked cars. a couple of the cars were soft-top convertibles... :blink:
Damn, I do that when I'm sober.

[Adaon]

Originally posted by Saiko@Nov 24 2002, 08:31 AM
Damn, I do that when I'm sober.
as do I, but I got myself dragged outta a convertible by a nearby on-the-beat cop when i got stuck in a busted soft top the last tiem i did it. :blink: