Rate this iPod acsexsory

[Faithless]

http://www.ohmibod.com/

I would rate it a -- :redface:

[thaite]

I'll give it a thumbs up!

[Faithless]

The home page says they put the "O" in techno and pop, but poor old jazz and classical aint got know "O".

They do have "ass" (or "azz") depending on how you spellit, though. :rolleyes:

The web site features the DJ stylings of one Robert Oleysyck (http://www.myspace.com/roboleysyck), who was born in South Korea.

He looks part Asian. Just think, someone getting off, grooving to an Asian beat. :cool:

[Kennyb]

Hey, don't kills this thread - give room for the ladies to reply to this thread would ya!!

[Irezumi Kiss]

Perfect excuse to upgrade to a second, better, more expensive iPod...if only so that your lady can "borrow" it.

[yoMAMA]

yo that's hot.

[Faithless]

So, what's the user support for something like this?

User: My iPod dildo's not workin'.

Tech support: Mind if we go through a list of steps to verify where the problem is? Assuming you've got it turned on and well charged, please insert the device where pleasurable.

User: Urrrgh. Okay. Next.

Tech support: Find a confortable spot. Activate the device. Select your music.

User: Done. Done. Done.

Tech support: You wouldn't happen to have a web cam would you? :rolleyes:

[yoMAMA]

So, what's the user support for something like this?

User: My iPod dildo's not workin'.

Tech support: Mind if we go through a list of steps to verify where the problem is? Assuming you've got it turned on and well charged, please insert the device where pleasurable.

User: Urrrgh. Okay. Next.

Tech support: Find a confortable spot. Activate the device. Select your music.

User: Done. Done. Done.

Tech support: You wouldn't happen to have a web cam would you? :rolleyes:

LOL

:biggrin:

[mrazntre]

we need someone to test out this product ASAP!

[sinisterpanda]

Isn't this just like the Rez attachment??

[bluemonq]

...sure, except
1) it's not that easy to find rez around anymore for cheap
2) rez works better with two players

[TB4000]

Now if they create one in the shape of a cock ring, then it's on.

[Faithless]

Now if they create one in the shape of a cock ring, then it's on.
Then it gets stuck, you get your weenie zapped, and end up on a segment of Cops. :frown:

[Faithless]

Oh, Apple. Doesn't this really help iPod sales?

Get the video iPod, save a porn vid to it, turn on the gPod -- and away they go!

Apple Tired of Sex Toys That Rhyme With "Pod" (http://blog.wired.com/sex/2006/11/apple_tired_of_.html)

A Japanese sex toy that fits inside an orifice and vibrates in time to music has caught Apple's eye, and not in a good way: the computer company wants the inventor to change the devices name to something other than "gPod."

Buzz on Handy gPod a Poison Apple for US Giant

Ichiro Kameda, the president of a tiny, two-man company in Osaka, is currently embroiled in a bitter battle with computer maker Apple.

"Putting it simply, the fight is all over what I call our beat generator. There's a small device with three different, sound-activated motors. It's a revolutionary invention. You can plug it in to iPods or mobile phones. It can also be programmed to operate only for certain voices," Kameda says, referring to his company's product.

Kameda's commercial pride and joy is actually a women's sex aid worn inside her most intimate orifices and buzzing her with good vibrations when set off by sound.

If you find a picture of this thing, will you post the link in the comments? I can't find one quickly and have no time for a more thorough search due to this conference I'm attending.

I guess the OhMiBod NSFW is no longer the only insertable music-inspired vibrator in the world. ...

I don't know why being "insertable "makes much difference. Vibration tends to be more effective externally, don't you think? or maybe it's just my personal preference.

Fans of other music-responsive vibrators (iBuzz, Audi-Oh), please weigh in!