Facial Hair

[gau dog]

Facial hair. Yes? No? Don't care? Attractive? Unattractive? Beard? Mostache? Goatee? Short? Long?

[Anaestacia]

Well, I'd have to know the man.

No particular taste for it but baby soft skin isn't usually my type.

I love it when a guy tickles with his nose hair.

[jdmdrift]

gross.... anyway i cant even grow facial hair, i would love to grow a haggard back woods beard or a tom selick stache just for the novalty reason, but i just dont have the genes for it

[Hiroshi2]

I had a full beard until I started working and they made me shave. I hate having to shave every day, I liked letting my shit grow out, plus it made me look older.


My dad always told me I got my hairyness from my mother's side of the family cause black people aren't naturally hairy, but I don't know when's the last time I saw a hairy Asian dude. What is he talking about?

[Napoleon Chynamite]

^ There are some Japanese people I know that have a lotta body hair. Anyway sometimes I just let the stubble grow out a little bit although I can't really grow a beard to save my life. My face is sorta narrowish so a little bit on the chin or below the nose kinda adds dimension I guess.

[contra_diction]

I like my facial hair. Supposedly, though, it makes me look sort of Hispanic.
I'm forced to shave daily as part of my work uniform. When given more than a day off, I tend to like to let it be for a brief respite. Unfortunately, my girlfriend requires that I shave when she's around :redface:

[TB4000]

On a girl? Not so much. I have a soul patch/van dyke/goatee thing going now, which is the limit for me.

[moJo]

i don't like facial hair at all. too scratchy/prickly. i love baby soft skin.

[eos]

no facial hair at all. i absolutely hated it when my ex wouldn't shave for days. he just looked like a grizzly bear and it hurt so much when he kissed me.

[Golden Monkey]

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[Powerful T]

Trying to grow a nice, long beard in the style of my forefathers and such.

[Atealtha]

I shave all of it off. The scruffy look doesn't work on me.

[yoMAMA]

I had a full beard until I started working and they made me shave. I hate having to shave every day, I liked letting my shit grow out, plus it made me look older.


My dad always told me I got my hairyness from my mother's side of the family cause black people aren't naturally hairy, but I don't know when's the last time I saw a hairy Asian dude. What is he talking about?

Japanese can be hairy though, prob. via their intermixing with the Ainus (a hairy people from hokkaido).

On a girl? Not so much. I have a soul patch/van dyke/goatee thing going now, which is the limit for me.

man, I wish I can grow facial hair.

[lethal]

I'm lazy, so I don't shave often. Consequently, I usually have a beard. I'll shave if I'm going for an interview or if I want to make a good impression though.

[yoMAMA]

gross.... anyway i cant even grow facial hair, i would love to grow a haggard back woods beard or a tom selick stache just for the novalty reason, but i just dont have the genes for it

neither can i.

we are in the same club.

:wink:

[mrazntre]

i have baby soft facial skin.

i have mini facial hair that grows in weird patches. it's on my chin, then skips like an inch and a half and grows all around near my throat area. not much, but enough to be a pain that i'll have to shave every other day. it's like it'll sprout and then that's it, it won't grow much more.

my dad is patchy like that, so is my mom's father.

Japanese can be hairy though, prob. via their intermixing with the Ainus (a hairy people from hokkaido).

That's the greatest quote ever. :biggrin:

[yoMAMA]

That's the greatest quote ever. :biggrin:

Okinawans can also be very hairy.

not sure why.

[jdmdrift]

im not sure about that, thats where my family came from , i havent really noticed many hairy people from there, but i think thats acredited to the tropical climate.

[mrazntre]

I was thinking, how about ass hair? no love?

[Powerful T]

I was thinking, how about ass hair? no love?


Ass hair keeps your cheeks from sticking together when you're sweaty, and act as air brakes for when you're rapid-firing poop after eating spicy food, so I'm down with that.

[Anaestacia]

I was thinking, how about ass hair? no love?

Yes, lots of ass hair. Ass hair I can braid, twirl and prune. Enough ass hair to use as a loincloth. That's hot.

[eos]

^girl, are you serious?

[Atealtha]

Do not shave your ass hairs. When it turns into stubble it will ruin your day.

[Powerful T]

Do not shave your ass hairs. When it turns into stubble it will ruin your day.

Then, you'll end up with your ass itching all day, sweat making your cheecks stick together, and you'll get splattermarks from high-speed trajectory in the bathroom.

[TB4000]

^You sound disturbingly familiar with this concept, man.

[Powerful T]

^You sound disturbingly familiar with this concept, man.

Even now I relive the trauma....

[Anaestacia]

^girl, are you serious?

Yes.

I'm tired of people being ashamed of what's naturally theirs. And if he has a blanket of locks enough to have a picnic on, lay out the sandwiches, baby.

[Powerful T]

Then, on the fourth day, he roped himself a couple of sea turtles, lashed 'em together and made a raft.
He roped a couple of sea turtles.
Aye. Sea turtles.
What did he use for rope?

T: Human hair.

*pause*

T: From my ass.

[mrazntre]

when i take a dump in a public place, i use a wet towel or toilet paper to wipe down any residual shit and sometimes the paper becomes too weak and latches around some of my ass hairs. so i pull and yank a bit and end up with some pieces of ass hair in the toilet.

that shit hurts.

[Powerful T]

when i take a dump in a public place, i use a wet towel or toilet paper to wipe down any residual shit and sometimes the paper becomes too weak and latches around some of my ass hairs. so i pull and yank a bit and end up with some pieces of ass hair in the toilet.

that shit hurts.

dogg one time I had the squits and had to go in a public bathroom

When it was time to wipe, I ended up Brazillian waxing myself

[mrazntre]

I'm gonna try to do a self-ass-wax one of these days.

[TB4000]

My aunts still act surprised that I have facial hair. They still see me as 12 years old basically. "Look at Terrence with his goatee, he's a grown man now."

[Powerful T]

My aunts still act surprised that I have facial hair. They still see me as 12 years old basically. "Look at Terrence with his goatee, he's a grown man now."

What happened to Philip?

[TB4000]

^Back in the 1990's, I had to keep hearing people call me Terrence Trent D'Arby. Now after South Park, I have to hear that from every other person. :rolleyes:

[KooLJaP]

u know what turn me off... a women who has a beard or a underarm hair! just gross ,,

[Atealtha]

Ever seen women with chest hair? That one is just pure shock.

[TB4000]

Hair around the nipple area? Yes.

[Atealtha]

No, in the area between the two (or three) nipples.

[Anaestacia]

For christ's sake, Sy, learn to braid them, mmk?

[Powerful T]

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/2205/asshairxp0.png

ASS HAIR, BABY

[Azn Retribution]

House MD style stubble most of the time unless I happen
to be going out on a date or a party/club.

[robotic]

i've had dreams about growing facial hair. lotsa facial hair. looking in the mirror, a sassy lumberjack beard stares right back, and i wonder how long it'll be till i wake up to laser surgery.

...but otherwise, unruly sideburns rule!

[yoMAMA]

i've had dreams about growing facial hair. lotsa facial hair. looking in the mirror, a sassy lumberjack beard stares right back, and i wonder how long it'll be till i wake up to laser surgery.

...but otherwise, unruly sideburns rule!

I used to dream about that too....

but now I pretty much came to the realizations that in this lifetime I will never be able to grow much facial hair :frown:

[hooligan]

PSA Asian brothers, please don't grow any sort of facial hair until you can work up a beard, you're not fooling anyone!

[Woody]

You guys r very lucky!!!

Your are predominately based in the US....:frown:

With the current security situation in the UK, South Asians, (Indians, Parkistanis, etc) are being targetted and profiled for being a Muslim Terrorist....:frown:

Any 'Asian' young male with a beard can be 'sussed' / arrested and question. If deemed neccessary for up to 28 days!:eek:

A Muslim male has already been SHOT (not dead) in his own home for being a suspected terrorist, he was later found to be innocent...but still
:eek: :eek: :eek:


So if u r asian, with dark skin and a beard and of 'Muslim' appearance (what ever that is?!!!), Watch Out!:frown:

[robotic]

You guys r very lucky!!!

Your are predominately based in the US....:frown:

With the current security situation in the UK, South Asians, (Indians, Parkistanis, etc) are being targetted and profiled for being a Muslim Terrorist....:frown:

Any 'Asian' young male with a beard can be 'sussed' / arrested and question. If deemed neccessary for up to 28 days!:eek:

A Muslim male has already been SHOT (not dead) in his own home for being a suspected terrorist, he was later found to be innocent...but still
:eek: :eek: :eek:


So if u r asian, with dark skin and a beard and of 'Muslim' appearance (what ever that is?!!!), Watch Out!:frown:

i feel you, brotha.
i also feel for my real brotha, who's been wanting to grow a beard, but in light of recent events (the fact that we're brown and muslim easily places us into the red alert category) it only makes you a likely suspicion at airports, border security posts etc.

[yoMAMA]

You guys r very lucky!!!

Your are predominately based in the US....:frown:

With the current security situation in the UK, South Asians, (Indians, Parkistanis, etc) are being targetted and profiled for being a Muslim Terrorist....:frown:

Any 'Asian' young male with a beard can be 'sussed' / arrested and question. If deemed neccessary for up to 28 days!:eek:

A Muslim male has already been SHOT (not dead) in his own home for being a suspected terrorist, he was later found to be innocent...but still
:eek: :eek: :eek:


So if u r asian, with dark skin and a beard and of 'Muslim' appearance (what ever that is?!!!), Watch Out!:frown:

well, my british asian brothers, you see, in life, there's always tradeoffs.

so even when there's the stigmas of being a profiled as terrorists, at least the ability to grow facial hair is a sign of menliness.

whereas I'm just another asexual asian men, even though noone would think I'm a terrorist.

:wink:

[TB4000]

well, my british asian brothers, you see, in life, there's always tradeoffs.

so even when there's the stigmas of being a profiled as terrorists, at least the ability to grow facial hair is a sign of menliness.

whereas I'm just another asexual asian men, even though noone would think I'm a terrorist.

:wink:

They'll just think you're a spy. =P

[yoMAMA]

They'll just think you're a spy. =P


haha...that's true.

[Woody]

It's hard to say;:cool:

I'll try and answer the following....

at least the ability to grow facial hair is a sign of manliness.
AND

just another asexual asian men


Apart from the overwhelmingly obvious hygiene reasons!!!:smile:

I'll give some examples of facial-hair challenged 'manly' men.....:smile:

Army soldier’s r not allowed to grow beards, small moustaches only.
(Even then, generally Senior Officers, and High Ranking NCOs.)

Civil/Military aviators must be clean-shaven. (fire risk)
Naval personnel r only allowed regulation beards at most, and for senior officers only.

Policemen are generally discouraged to have facial hair.
(Easier for the general public to recognise facial expressions, less likely to contaminate crime scenes.)

Skinheads, Nightclub bouncers, doorman, minders etc. (All short haired.)

MMA, PRIDE, cage fighters are generally all clean-shaven and bald. (Can’t be gripped by the hair in a fight!)

A Shaolin Monk is totally clean-shaven, (except for eyebrows.)
(You maybe able to get away with calling a shaolin monk 'asexual' in the face, simply because he probably will not be able to understand English, but try doing that to all the other examples above!):cool:


Now; r the examples I have given above, not 'manly'!:cool:

[yoMAMA]

It's hard to say;:cool:

I'll try and answer the following....


AND




Apart from the overwhelmingly obvious hygiene reasons!!!:smile:

I'll give some examples of facial-hair challenged 'manly' men.....:smile:

Army soldier’s r not allowed to grow beards, small moustaches only.
(Even then, generally Senior Officers, and High Ranking NCOs.)

Civil/Military aviators must be clean-shaven. (fire risk)
Naval personnel r only allowed regulation beards at most, and for senior officers only.

Policemen are generally discouraged to have facial hair.
(Easier for the general public to recognise facial expressions, less likely to contaminate crime scenes.)

Skinheads, Nightclub bouncers, doorman, minders etc. (All short haired.)

MMA, PRIDE, cage fighters are generally all clean-shaven and bald. (Can’t be gripped by the hair in a fight!)

A Shaolin Monk is totally clean-shaven, (except for eyebrows.)
(You maybe able to get away with calling a shaolin monk 'asexual' in the face, simply because he probably will not be able to understand English, but try doing that to all the other examples above!):cool:


Now; r the examples I have given above, not 'manly'!:cool:



well you have good points.

but it's just kinda frustrating for me, since I have no problem growing tons of hair on top of my head, but have ZERO ability to grow any on my face.

also, my dad can grow a mustach. so I don't know why I'm so non-hairy, facial wise.

[Faithless]

i feel you, brotha.
i also feel for my real brotha, who's been wanting to grow a beard, but in light of recent events (the fact that we're brown and muslim easily places us into the red alert category) it only makes you a likely suspicion at airports, border security posts etc.
It's freaky to see coworkers starting to look the same with facial hair.

Imagine dudes all growing staches and gotees. If having that corporate, no facial hair look seemed to lack individuality, everybody doing the samething with beards seems to follow that same unindividual trend in another way.

[hooligan]

It's freaky to see coworkers starting to look the same with facial hair.

Imagine dudes all growing staches and gotees. If having that corporate, no facial hair look seemed to lack individuality, everybody doing the samething with beards seems to follow that same unindividual trend in another way.

Molestaches and Goatees are kind of ... ugh. You need a soul patch, a flavor-saver if you will.

[robotic]

molestaches? sounds like something i want to grow.

[eos]

wtf?

molestache? like hair growing out of a mole?

handlebars and mutton chops. that's where it's at, baby.

[enigma740]

molestaches? sounds like something i want to grow.

I got one. It's fun to play with, occasionally I pull the hair out.

[robotic]

I got one. It's fun to play with, occasionally I pull the hair out.

+KARMA!+


if more could be given right here right now :frown: