All Time great football names

[kimchee63]

OK. I've been trying to compile this list in my head for a while ...

The All Time Best Football Names List should include:

Alge Crumpler (just SOUNDS like a tight end, huh?)
Joe Montana
Tshimanga Biakabatuka (retired?)
Peerless Price (just SOUNDS like a sleek WR)

Any others?

[BeTheReds]

The Posse (Art Monk, Gary Clark, and Ricky Sanders)

Joe Gibbs

The trio of Troy Aikman, Emmit Smith, and Michael Irvin.

LT

Dan Marino

Terry Bradshaw

Lynn Swan

Jim Brown

Vince Lombardi

Rod Woodson

Archie Manning

Randall Cunningham

Kurt Warner

The 1985 Bears Defense

The 2000 Ravens Defense

Tom Brady

Deion Sanders

Bo Jackson

Shall I continue?

[BeTheReds]

Oh names, not players.... AHHAHAHA sorry.

um...

Mo Elewonibi

Michael Jackson

Karim Abdul-Jabbar (not basket ball star Kareem)

Al Toon

[superDave]

Vinny Testaverde (http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/1007)
Colston Weatherington (http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/235173) (I bet this guy gets beat up a lot)
Priest Holmes (http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/1645)
Oronde Gadsden (http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/1612)
Danny Wuerffel (http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/1781) (leggo my eggo)
Ula Tuitele (http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/192754) (ula la)
Fakhir Brown (http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/146474) (mother fakhir!)
Quincy Yancy (http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/237216) (ok, THIS guy gets beat up a lot)
Trung Canidate (http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/187503)
Az-Zahir Hakim (http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/12411) (gesundheit)
Tra Thompson (http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/134237) (tra la la la la)
Omar Easy (http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/302014) (I feel sorry for his sister, Miss Easy)
Demarcus Faggins (http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/306269) (oh man ...)
Patrick Chukwurah (http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/235037)
Chris Fuamatu-Ma'afala (http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/12384) (try this in a gregorian chant)
James Jett (http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/1269)
Bwawoh Jue (http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/235096)
Earthwind Moreland (http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/192400)
Chad Slaughter (http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/195702)
Kabeer Gbaja-Biamila (http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/187542)
Cletidus Hunt (http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/133314) (this almost sounds so, so wrong)
Julius Peppers (http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/302214)
Maa Tanuvasa (http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/4365) (gregorian chant again)
Marques Tuiasosopo (http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/235251)
Alshermond Singleton (http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/4271) (hi I'm Alshermond, this is my dad, Nebuchadnezzar)
Ben Gay (http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/245054) (I bet he gives great massages)
Kendrick Office (http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/236974)
Kwamie Lassiter (http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/3816)
Mario Fatafehi (http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/235055) (sounds like an Italian swear word)
Tebucky Jones (http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/12481)
Antwaan Randle El (http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/302217)
Ken Yon Rambo (http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/235145) (first blood!)
T.J. Houshmandzadeh (http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/235086) (excuse me? stop mumbling)
Yo Murphy (http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/1874) (Yo! Murphy!)


ex-Players
--------------
Bjorn Nittmo (http://www.galeforcedesign.com/stormshelter/players/nittmo.html)
Yancey Thigpen
Richie Cunningham (http://cbs.sportsline.com/u/football/nfl/players/1686.htm) (the Fonz didn't approve)
Sterling Sharpe

[superDave]

Originally posted by BeTheReds@Nov 19 2002, 08:55 PM
The Posse (Art Monk, Gary Clark, and Ricky Sanders)

Joe Gibbs

The trio of Troy Aikman, Emmit Smith, and Michael Irvin.

LT

Dan Marino

Terry Bradshaw

Lynn Swan

Jim Brown

Vince Lombardi

Rod Woodson

Archie Manning

Randall Cunningham

Kurt Warner

The 1985 Bears Defense

The 2000 Ravens Defense

Tom Brady

Deion Sanders

Bo Jackson

Shall I continue?
erm, I think he meant the best names, not the best players ... I could be wrong tho

[Marley]

- Dick Butkus
- Deacon Jones
- Merlin Olsen
- Bronko Nagurski (now that's a football now!)
- Y.A. Tittle
- Larry Csonka
- Sid Gillman
- Elroy "Crazylegs" Hirsch

[Marley]

Originally posted by superDave@Nov 19 2002, 10:08 PM
Vinny Testaverde (http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/1007)
Colston Weatherington (http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/235173) (I bet this guy gets beat up a lot)
Priest Holmes (http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/1645)
Oronde Gadsden (http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/1612)
Danny Wuerffel (http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/1781) (leggo my eggo)
Ula Tuitele (http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/192754) (ula la)
Fakhir Brown (http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/146474) (mother fakhir!)
Quincy Yancy (http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/237216) (ok, THIS guy gets beat up a lot)
Trung Canidate (http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/187503)
Az-Zahir Hakim (http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/12411) (gesundheit)
Tra Thompson (http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/134237) (tra la la la la)
Omar Easy (http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/302014) (I feel sorry for his sister, Miss Easy)
Demarcus Faggins (http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/306269) (oh man ...)
Patrick Chukwurah (http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/235037)
Chris Fuamatu-Ma'afala (http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/12384) (try this in a gregorian chant)
James Jett (http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/1269)
Bwawoh Jue (http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/235096)
Earthwind Moreland (http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/192400)
Chad Slaughter (http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/195702)
Kabeer Gbaja-Biamila (http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/187542)
Cletidus Hunt (http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/133314) (this almost sounds so, so wrong)
Julius Peppers (http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/302214)
Maa Tanuvasa (http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/4365) (gregorian chant again)
Marques Tuiasosopo (http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/235251)
Alshermond Singleton (http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/4271) (hi I'm Alshermond, this is my dad, Nebuchadnezzar)
Ben Gay (http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/245054) (I bet he gives great massages)
Kendrick Office (http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/236974)
Kwamie Lassiter (http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/3816)
Mario Fatafehi (http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/235055) (sounds like an Italian swear word)
Tebucky Jones (http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/12481)
Antwaan Randle El (http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/302217)
Ken Yon Rambo (http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/235145) (first blood!)
T.J. Houshmandzadeh (http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/235086) (excuse me? stop mumbling)
Yo Murphy (http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/1874) (Yo! Murphy!)


ex-Players
--------------
Bjorn Nittmo (http://www.galeforcedesign.com/stormshelter/players/nittmo.html)
Yancey Thigpen
Richie Cunningham (http://cbs.sportsline.com/u/football/nfl/players/1686.htm) (the Fonz didn't approve)
Sterling Sharpe
What's this? A Chris Berman wanna-be? :lol:

[dataznboii]

[FONT=Arial][SIZE=7][COLOR=blue]

Tedy Bruschi enough said

its not called great players or werid sounding names.

[Marley]

Originally posted by dataznboii@Nov 19 2002, 10:41 PM
Tedy Bruschi  enough said
Please. :rolleyes: All football players with the name Tedy should be shot. How you gonna scare the living daylight out of me with the name like that.

Brian Urlacher. Junior Seau. Takeo Spikes. Now those are some great current LBs names. Tedy freaking Bruschi. Give me a break. Dat Nguyen has an even better name than that puke.

[Danny]

Man, how can people forget about freaking Harry Colon!!!!

I always loved Cryin Leaf....

[Marley]

Originally posted by Danny@Nov 20 2002, 12:34 PM
I always loved Cryin Leaf....
Haha! Yeah. Talk about an ultimate football pussy. Quit on the Seahawks even before the pre-season started. He, too, should be shot.

[Danny]

Originally posted by Marley@Nov 20 2002, 03:39 PM
Originally posted by Danny@Nov 20 2002, 12:34 PM
I always loved Cryin Leaf....
Haha! Yeah. Talk about an ultimate football pussy. Quit on the Seahawks even before the pre-season started. He, too, should be shot.
There is an entire section of California that would line up, bring their own weapons and also their own bullets, just to get a shot off at the boy. Junior Seau would probably lead the pack.