Hapa realdoll

[BeTheReds]

Here's an article about a guy who has a realdoll specifiically so that he can act out his fantasies on a hapa. The guy doesn't look or sound like that much of a jerk, but he's one of those goths who idolizes Japanese stuff. Anyway, read on...

http://dir.salon.com/story/mwt/feature/2005/10/11/real_dolls/index_np.html

[LaiSteve66]

omfg, what's this world coming to?

[Powerful T]

D:
http://img144.imagevenue.com/aAfkjfp01fo1i-10567/loc52/49072_eyeslicedonotwant.jpg

[rice cracker]

That guy looks like about eight kinds of loser.

Also: ew.

[kimpossible]

http://www.salon.com/mwt/feature/2005/10/11/real_dolls/story.jpg

What gives with the Hitler side-part? Or maybe there's a pony tail in the back I can't see.

I guess it really is hapa-specific and not just Asian because he's got a stiffy for the Brits as well. But by golly, GOTTA be Japanese.

Ask Davecat about Sidore -- pronounced She-doh-ray -- and he'll tell you she's everything that turns him on: beautiful, loyal, a great listener. Si-chan, as he affectionately calls her, is half British, half Japanese, which is nice because he's always had a thing for both British and Japanese culture. Even their clothing style and taste in music is simpatico -- they're both Goths.

[Powerful T]

I really, really want to punch something hard after reading that. A few of my brain cells probably died after reading that dreck.

[deez nuts]

i want two. one half japanese/half white the other half korean/half white. i will name one kim and the other kim. oh the possibilities and the fun times we'd have.

[BeTheReds]

http://www.salon.com/mwt/feature/2005/10/11/real_dolls/story.jpg

What gives with the Hitler side-part? Or maybe there's a pony tail in the back I can't see.



And he can always beat her in Street Fighter!

[VV o n g B a]

this is one of those instances where u're just better off not knowing.

[SunWuKong]

http://www.kuroneko-chan.com/

kuroneko == 黑貓 == black cat?

why did he name his realdoll black cat?

[thaite]

Looosers!!!


Though, this piques my curiosity. ;)

[rice cracker]

http://www.kuroneko-chan.com/

kuroneko == 黑貓 == black cat?

why did he name his realdoll black cat?

Wild guess, but I think it has something to do with him being a massive tool.

[kimpossible]

i want two. one half japanese/half white the other half korean/half white. i will name one kim and the other kim. oh the possibilities and the fun times we'd have.


you're such an ass. you got me good. this round goes to you.

http://www.kuroneko-chan.com/

kuroneko == 黑貓 == black cat?

why did he name his realdoll black cat?

Oh... oh that blog and site is priceless. I wonder if it's already been submitted to Portal of Evil.

[Arex]

True enough, some men who have sex with Real Dolls are creepy, the kind of guys you wouldn't want to be alone with. But not all. Many are simply lonely -- some tragically so. Others are disfigured or infirm. Some are oddly sweet, like Davecat, for whom a Real Doll is a "teddy bear with benefits." And others proclaim their normalcy and defend their Real Dolls as no different than a 3-D version of a Playboy centerfold.Awwwww, how sweet, Mr. Davecat likes to fuck teddy bears.

Thought this was hilarious:

Another time, an Asian undergraduate student at a university in California dropped his 1-year-old doll off for repairs. Fiero says the young man told him that his parents bought him the doll so that he would stay at home and study rather than go out chasing women. Those're some twisted parents.

Even more hilarity:

While he does do custom work on occasion for customers who are willing to pay the price or have legitimate needs, say a paraplegic who needs a lightweight doll he can easily move around in his lap -- McMullen does sometimes put his foot down. No lactating dolls, urinating dolls, amputees, 7-foot-tall dolls, Britney Spears replicas, or dolls with armpit hair or heartbeats. And no dogs either, as was the request of one prospective customer.

"He asked me if I could make him a silicone dog, because he was a breeder, and he didn't want to hurt his dogs anymore, he said. He talked like right out of the movie 'Deliverance.'" McMullen's surfer-dude lilt plummets into a pungent drawl, "'Aw, I don't want to hurt ma dawgs, I like ma dawgs ... kin you make me one so ah kin still use it fer the sex?' And when I realized that he was legitimate, I was shocked. And I just politely said no, I'm sorry, gotta go, click." Another prospective customer sent nude pictures of his 60-year-old mother, wanting a custom-built replica. Then there was the surgical pathologist who wanted a vagina duplicated from a specimen he had in a jar.

[rice cracker]

Aw, poor dogs. They should have made him one just to help prevent animal cruelty.

[LaiSteve66]

Even more hilarity:

I think it's revolting. These people should be executed.

[Powerful T]

Even more hilarity:

Ah, what the hell? No lactating dolls?! But that's one of my fetishes... >:

I'm calling the ACLU on him for that.

[BeTheReds]

http://www.kuroneko-chan.com/

kuroneko == 黑貓 == black cat?

why did he name his realdoll black cat?

God, he's got hello kitty pillows for her to lie on.

[kimpossible]

God, he's got hello kitty pillows for her to lie on.

You act surprised.

[VV o n g B a]

the guy who makes these things also fixes them. could u imagine touching one of those things after its been used? especially the places that are likely to be worn out. layers and layers of teh loser sex juice concentrate. just add water and mix. *gags*

[Irezumi Kiss]

This is nothing. Just wait until they combine these things with the invisibility cloak technology. All those Ghost In The Shell fanboys who had hard-ons for Major Motoko will be bumrushing the guy's factory.

[Faithless]

Some more of the freak's blog (http://www.kuroneko-chan.com/echoes/85things.html).
Not soon after that, I spoke with my mate Tim, who at the time wanted his own RealDoll as well, and he mentioned that we could do what he did for his truck, and take out personal loans. After being rejected (twice! And I didn’t even mention what the loan was for), I just started scrimping and saving. It took about eighteen months to come up with $5,999.

[Deadpool]

"People who are allergic to roses can enjoy artificial roses," he says. "In the same way, artificial women serve the same purpose for men who are, in whatever way, allergic to real women."


HAHAHahaaa.......*sigh*
He's right though. Girls have girl germs.

[DaMuo]

What gives with the Hitler side-part? Or maybe there's a pony tail in the back I can't see.

Black Hitler Youth is all the rage these days. Too bad I can't be one.

i want two. one half japanese/half white the other half korean/half white. i will name one kim and the other kim. oh the possibilities and the fun times we'd have.

Hey, you think we can get a bulk discount if we get a six pack? You can get one of each ethnicity!

I think it's revolting. These people should be executed.

Nah, as long as they are humping silicon they cannot reproduce. I think it's actually a contribution to humanity.

[Deadpool]

Nah, as long as they are humping silicon they cannot reproduce. I think it's actually a contribution to humanity.

I'm pretty sure the makers of these real-dolls are pretty damn glad these people are around.

[Powerful T]

This is nothing. Just wait until they combine these things with the invisibility cloak technology. All those Ghost In The Shell fanboys who had hard-ons for Major Motoko will be bumrushing the guy's factory.

There used to be a woman who was a dead ringer for Major Kusanagi when she left her hair down in my dojo. She left after a little while because she figured out that I was onto her real identity(sarcasm)

[deez nuts]

Hey, you think we can get a bulk discount if we get a six pack? You can get one of each ethnicity!


that would be awesome. you can do one and place the others sitting on chairs and pretend that they're watching you in action.

[Chad]

i wonder if these guys ever have parties where they all bring their realdolls and introduce them to each other. and then subtly try to flirt with another guy's realdoll until the guy noticed and a fight breaks out. that would be an awesome episode of Cops.

[DaMuo]

that would be awesome. you can do one and place the others sitting on chairs and pretend that they're watching you in action.

that would be so hot. there's nothing hotter than having 10 dead eyes stare you while you're humping a lump of limp silicone. it would be like getting freaky in a dollhouse.

[Powerful T]

it would be like getting freaky in a dollhouse.

Brb, gtg watch Rozen Maiden*



*An anime about a boy who lives with a bunch of living dolls, who all have feelings for him. If you had to read this, you just ruined the entire damn joke when you could have just Googled it. Thanks a lot, Neanderthal.

[DaMuo]

Brb, gtg watch Rozen Maiden*

Ah...no. I'm not gay. And I don't watch japanese stuff unless it's hardcore uncensored girl on girl porn.

[Powerful T]

Ah...no. I'm not gay. And I don't watch japanese stuff unless it's hardcore uncensored girl on girl porn.

*facepalm*

The idea is that Rozen Maiden fans would like the Dollhouse Orgy idea since they're doll-bangers.

i'll get my coat, please don't hurt me

[deez nuts]

that would be so hot. there's nothing hotter than having 10 dead eyes stare you while you're humping a lump of limp silicone. it would be like getting freaky in a dollhouse.

i've seen a real doll porno with a male real doll and three girls fucking the shit out of it. the sluts were going nuts on him.

[Irezumi Kiss]

The idea is that Rozen Maiden fans would like the Dollhouse Orgy idea since they're doll-bangers.
I was actually gonna make a Chobits reference in this thread but your Rozen Maiden was a much better analogy in this case.

[DaMuo]

i've seen a real doll porno with a male real doll and three girls fucking the shit out of it. the sluts were going nuts on him.

You'll have to share the title of the flick to me, I guess it pays to be able to keep it up. I wonder if any girls out there have a similar site to the guy's.

I was actually gonna make a Chobits reference in this thread but your Rozen Maiden was a much better analogy in this case.

Like I said, don't watch that stuff, Japanophile references lost on me.

[BeTheReds]

I'd never buy one, but I am curious. If Davecat would ever lend me Sidore, I'd convert her. I'd show her the light. I guarentee she wouldn't be able to resist my pimp skillz either.

LOLZ

[DaMuo]

I'd never buy one, but I am curious. If Davecat would ever lend me Sidore, I'd convert her. I'd show her the light. I guarentee she wouldn't be able to resist my pimp skillz either.
LOLZ

Hey, once you go black, you never go back. Are you up for the challenge? :)

[sweetmilk]

i wonder if these guys ever have parties where they all bring their realdolls and introduce them to each other. and then subtly try to flirt with another guy's realdoll until the guy noticed and a fight breaks out. that would be an awesome episode of Cops.
That is honestly the funniest thing I've ever heard.

Honestly, to me, aside from the dog-guy, these mean seem pretty benign to me. Maybe they are misogynistic and see women as objects, or maybe they are just cripplingly socially phobic. Either way, I don't see them as rapists and I don't think they're going to hurt anyone with their bedroom habits.

[BeTheReds]

Hilarity in its finest