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Faithless
03-21-2006, 07:07 PM
Does Tom Cruise have that much power in the media that he can stop the airing of an episode if it upsets his teenie weenie, scientologist ego?

South Park Battle 'Has Just Begun (http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/03/13/entertainment/main1397697.shtml)

March 18, 2006

(AP) "South Park" has declared war on Scientology.

Matt Stone and Trey Parker, creators of the animated satire, are digging in against the celebrity-endorsed religion after a controversial episode mocking outspoken Scientologist Tom Cruise was yanked abruptly from the schedule Wednesday, with an Internet report saying it was covert warfare by Cruise that led to its departure.

"So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun!" the "South Park" creators said in a statement Friday in Daily Variety. "Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies... You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail!"

The Internet blogger hollywoodinterrupted.com said Thursday that Cruise threatened to not promote "Mission: Impossible 3," a surefire summer blockbuster, if the offending episode ran. Comedy Central is owned by Viacom, as is Paramount, which is putting out the film.

But Cruise's representative, Arnold Robinson, told The Associated Press Friday that the mega-star made no such demands.

"Not true," Robinson said. "I can tell you that he never said that."

A call by The Associated Press to a Paramount representative was not returned Friday.

The episode in question, "Trapped in the Closet," which first aired last November, shows Scientology leaders hailing Stan, one of the show's four devilish fourth-graders, as a savior. A cartoon Cruise locks himself in a closet and won't come out. An animated John Travolta, another famous Scientologist, enters the closet to try to get him out.

The battle began in earnest earlier this week when Isaac Hayes, another celebrity Scientologist and longtime show member, voicing the ladies' man Chef, quit the show, saying he could no longer tolerate its religious "intolerance and bigotry."

"There is a place in this world for satire, but there is a time when satire ends and intolerance and bigotry towards religious beliefs of others begins," the 63-year-old soul singer and outspoken Scientologist said.

"Religious beliefs are sacred to people, and at all times should be respected and honored," he continued. "As a civil rights activist of the past 40 years, I cannot support a show that disrespects those beliefs and practices."
Stone and Parker didn't buy that either.

On Monday, Stone told The Associated Press, "This is 100 percent having to do with his faith in Scientology...He has no problem, and he's cashed plenty of checks, with our show making fun of Christians."

A Comedy Central spokesman said Friday that the network pulled the controversial episode to make room for two shows featuring Hayes.

"In light of the events of earlier this week, we wanted to give Chef an appropriate tribute by airing two episodes he is most known for," the spokesman said.

SunWuKong
03-21-2006, 07:34 PM
oh jesus. of all the insulting things South Park has said, but when it comes to Scientology - ooohhh nooo. they can't have South Park insulting Scientology. :rolleyes:

Faithless
03-21-2006, 08:58 PM
I don't like the show, but I think I would watch it for the scientology episodes.

Napoleon Chynamite
03-21-2006, 09:52 PM
^ You just get off on anything that remotely insults or questions organized religion, don't you? But seriously, I think I've just grown to love you over time since I'm not nearly as bothered by it as I was before~^^

Faithless
03-21-2006, 10:58 PM
^ You just get off on anything that remotely insults or questions organized religion, don't you? But seriously, I think I've just grown to love you over time since I'm not nearly as bothered by it as I was before~^^
Well, even ye110man would probably say that scientology aint no religion -- it's a cult. :rolleyes:

And Tom Cruise is probably nuttier than peta.

Irezumi Kiss
03-22-2006, 04:28 AM
Hey you playa haters! Lay off Mr. Mapother, er...I mean Tom Cruise!

He's saved us from marauding, technologically advanced tripedal aliens with nothing but his blue-collar worker moxie and perseverance, ran through a completely deserted Times Square in the midst of early morning, leapfrogged on magnetic cars in high speed on a vertically inclined highway, had sex on a subway with a redheaded hooker while being a high-school student, crashed government spy networks by hanging from a flimsy wire and survived a hailstorm of 19th-century bullets from crank-powered repeating rifle cannons wearing nothing but traditional samurai garb while his surrounding Japanese compatriots fell to their deaths in a curtainlike swath. AND he got the (Japanese) girl at the end, too.

What have YOU done with your life?

:tongue:

Faithless
03-22-2006, 10:58 PM
LOL. Who thinks this will have any effect?

'South Park' Responds: Chef's Goose Is Cooked (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/03/22/AR2006032202256.html)

By Lisa de Moraes | Thursday, March 23, 2006; Page C07

"South Park" fans have struck back, threatening to boycott Viacom's upcoming Tom Cruise flick "Mission: Impossible III" until Viacom's Comedy Central puts back on its schedule the show's Scientology spoof episode the network yanked last week.
...

mr. x
03-23-2006, 01:25 AM
had sex on a subway with a redheaded hooker while being a high-school student,
:tongue:
what the heck is that from?

Faithless
03-23-2006, 06:35 AM
what the heck is that from?
You know -- the one where he goes skidding across the hardwood floor in his undies, shouting, "scientology rulez, mang!"

TB4000
03-23-2006, 08:37 AM
Last night's episode had me like this - http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/5237/266801676l7iu.gif

SunWuKong
03-23-2006, 08:46 AM
i think i'm not going to watch MI3 anyway because i've been boycotting Tom Cruise movies ever since he said that shit about post-partum depression.

http://images.cafepress.com/product/36902961_240x240_F.jpg

mizhi
03-23-2006, 09:51 AM
What have YOU done with your life?

Avoided getting brainwashed and fleeced by a profit hungry pseudo-science cult created by a crappy science fiction
writer.

Last night's episode had me like this

I concur. That episode was a great little slap in the face. I particularly lliked how they gradually expanded the theology of "that fruity little club" until it basically paralleled scientology... only with pedophiles.

I'm waiting for Tom Cruise to sue. "I don't have sex with boys! I have sex with me- er... Katie... come here my darling beard."

raacluse
03-23-2006, 11:06 AM
what the heck is that from?

'course the actress (Rebecca M______ ?) who played the hooker, was the daughter of the late tv, O.C. rabble-rouser, Wally George!

mr. x
03-23-2006, 08:45 PM
Last night's episode had me like this - http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/5237/266801676l7iu.gif
what happens? I haven't watched South Park in a while (years and years), worth the dl?

TB4000
03-23-2006, 09:27 PM
Tommy boy seems to have garnered the reputation that Chuck Norris had back in the day, with his Last Samurais and MI:3's.

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e172/8484/8484/ChuckNorris-OneBullet.jpg

Faithless
03-26-2006, 02:38 PM
All that fame will end soon. What is Cruise -- in his 40's?

Eventually, his action-jackson days will end, and the lime light will leave him there.

And he's getting to that age, where leading roles and love interests are dwindling too.

So, maybe all we have to do is tolerate this stuff a bit longer -- so long as he doesn't get into some long running TV gig on Desparate Housewives or something. :rolleyes:

SunWuKong
03-26-2006, 02:42 PM
All that fame will end soon. What is Cruise -- in his 40's?

Eventually, his action-jackson days will end, and the lime light will leave him there.

And he's getting to that age, where leading roles and love interests are dwindling too.

So, maybe all we have to do is tolerate this stuff a bit longer -- so long as he doesn't get into some long running TV gig on Desparate Housewives or something. :rolleyes:

tell that to Sean Connery.

Faithless
03-26-2006, 02:58 PM
tell that to Sean Connery.
Sean should market Beefeater. :rolleyes:

Cruise could find himself a new career as a lobbyist.

What was the deal with that Yahoo show he was on? Still jumping up and down on couches, I see.

mr. x
03-26-2006, 04:20 PM
All that fame will end soon. What is Cruise -- in his 40's?

Hey, Sharon Stone is still trying to throw her legs around, she's pushing 50

TB4000
03-26-2006, 09:18 PM
Hey, Sharon Stone is still trying to throw her legs around, she's pushing 50
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/news/entertainment/galleries/media/ap_sharon_stone420x300.jpg

At the risk of being redundant, I'd hit it.

mr. x
03-26-2006, 10:29 PM
she's HAD to have had work done but yeah, still looks good for damn near 50

mizhi
03-27-2006, 08:51 AM
tell that to Sean Connery.

I was thinking of the same person. Age doesn't necessarily mean the end of an acting career (which is unfortunate for us in Tom Cruise's case). At least for men.

Faithless
03-27-2006, 08:50 PM
Tom wins a poll! Least like to go camping overnight with.

Saddam is "better" than Tom Cruise (http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/entertainment/2006-03/27/content_553540.htm)

Updated: 2006-03-27 17:54

Tom Cruise is even less popular than Saddam Hussein.The "Mission Impossible" star was voted the person people would least like to go camping overnight with in a recent poll.

The actor took a massive 41 per cent of the vote in the survey, conducted by Stuff magazine, ahead of the Iraqi dictator.

It is not the only unwanted accolade Cruise has scooped in recent weeks. The Hollywood heavyweight recently suffered the embarrassment of "winning" a Razzie for his outrageous behavior in 2005.

He was awarded the newly-created Most Tiresome Tabloid Target prize at the ceremony - which acknowledges the year's worst films and stars.

Cruise - who is engaged to pregnant actress Katie Holmes - was given the unwanted accolade for his embarrassing behavior last year, which included the now infamous "couch jumping" incident on the "Oprah Winfrey Show," proposing to Holmes at the Eiffel Tower and his gushing pregnancy announcement.

Unsurprisingly, Cruise did not attend the ceremony to collect his award.

SunWuKong
03-27-2006, 09:22 PM
i hope MI3 sucks at the box office and all his other subsequent movies also suck at the box office just for the fact that he's in it. nothing short of that will end his career. he's made quite enough money already anyway.

Faithless
01-23-2008, 09:44 PM
Do SP's watch Tom Cruise movies?

mr. x
01-24-2008, 10:15 PM
Do SP's watch Tom Cruise movies?

Only leaked ones where he goes "WOULDN'T THAT BE GREAT, IF ALL SP's WERE PUT IN A CONCENTRATION CAMP AND GASSED!"