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haplesshobo
11-18-2005, 01:22 AM
Our favorite Jewish comedienne, Sarah Silverman, has come out with a new movie that revolves around her comedy act. In the movie in response to all the furor she received after she used the word 'chink' on Conan, her reply is this:
"What kind of world do we live where a totally cute white chick can't say 'chink' on network television? As a member of the jewish community.... I'm totally concerned we're losing control of the media."
I get what she's trying to do, but I never really found her funny enough to warrant all the attention she receives. My guess is that if she wasn't so damn hot, a lot of people wouldn't even pay attention to her.
TB4000
11-18-2005, 07:55 AM
http://us.tv1.yimg.com/tv.yahoo.com/images/he/photo/tv_pix/teen/teen_choice_awards_2003_photos/sarah_silverman/teen2.jpg
This is hot? Blech. She's got nothing on the shiksas I've seen around here.
kimpossible
11-18-2005, 09:07 AM
If that's hot my self-esteem is going up.
"Cute" and/or "hot" my ass.
hooligan
11-18-2005, 11:53 AM
She's cute. (i kid, i kid)
rice cracker
11-18-2005, 01:41 PM
Oh Sarah Silverman, won't you just go away already? Nobody cares about you and your pig-eyed boyfriend.
applehead
11-18-2005, 01:46 PM
gah. i can't stand this woman.
"oh women who find the saying "women aren't funny"
offensive aren't funny women.
i don't find it offensive because i'm funny"
SHUT THE FUCK UP
you damn ass ugly horse face.
TyroneK(prettypretty)
11-18-2005, 04:01 PM
Stop talking smack about my girlfriend.
I liked her version of the Aristocrats joke the best.
kimpossible
11-18-2005, 04:40 PM
You're just saying that because she loves chinks.
Faithless
11-18-2005, 06:24 PM
http://us.tv1.yimg.com/tv.yahoo.com/images/he/photo/tv_pix/teen/teen_choice_awards_2003_photos/sarah_silverman/teen2.jpg
This is hot? Blech. She's got nothing on the shiksas I've seen around here.
Here goes the standard "dare yah to kick her out of bed" - yada, yada. :biggrin:
She is totally grose. No kidding!
BTW, why is the topic titled "Jesus is Magic" ?????
haplesshobo
11-18-2005, 10:19 PM
Stop talking smack about my girlfriend.
Oh, so you must be the pig-eyed boyfriend.
Post a picture of yourself; I'm interested in what somebody with pig eyes looks like.
applehead
11-19-2005, 10:45 AM
Stop talking smack about my girlfriend.
I liked her version of the Aristocrats joke the best.
shaddup victor.
you can totally do better.
and there has to be something wrong with
you if you find jimmy kimmel attractive,
i haate her.
Irezumi Kiss
11-19-2005, 10:55 AM
I can see her being attractive...in a trucker hat wearing white boy hipster kinda way. But I believe she's listed as "hot"...as a better looking female comedian.
I mean, who else is out there doing the same thing that you can compare her to? Rosie O'Donnell?
http://www.needlenose.com/i/gb/rosie.jpg
TB4000
11-19-2005, 11:48 AM
I can see her being attractive...in a trucker hat wearing white boy hipster kinda way. But I believe she's listed as "hot"...as a better looking female comedian.
I mean, who else is out there doing the same thing that you can compare her to? Rosie O'Donnell?
http://www.needlenose.com/i/gb/rosie.jpg
What happened to all the guys that wanted a piece of that?
http://www.austinyoung.com/portraits/margaret_cho_austin_young.jpg
Irezumi Kiss
11-19-2005, 12:19 PM
Maggie kills Sarah hands down.
Wonder whatever happened to Reno?
http://www.rebelwithoutapause.net/renoband.jpg
..and Judy Tenuta?
http://rainbowarch.com/announcements/Judy_Tenuta.gif
Faithless
12-21-2005, 08:37 PM
She continues to be quoted for how she was offended --
http://www.thejewishweek.com/news/newscontent.php3?artid=11812
The centerpiece of her show is a longer meditation on this theme: “I got in trouble for saying the word ‘Chink’ on a talk show. … The president of an Asian-American watchdog group out here in Los Angeles … was up in arms about it and he put my name in the papers calling me a racist, and it hurt. As a Jew — as a member of the Jewish community — I was really concerned that we were losing control of the media. Right? What kind of a world do we live in where a totally cute white girl can’t say ‘Chink’ on network television? It’s like the ‘50s. It’s scary.”
I guess network television is just trying to protect her from her idiotic self.
SunWuKong
12-21-2005, 10:06 PM
BTW, why is the topic titled "Jesus is Magic" ?????
that's the name of her new movie.
Silverman is a no-talent hack.
TB4000
12-21-2005, 10:13 PM
http://www.twitchfilm.net/pics/sarah_silverman.jpg
sageb1
06-12-2007, 09:40 PM
there's something naughty about a jewish comedienne talking like a man?
my mommy used to pinch my cheek until i cried for cussing like that.
maybe that's why Aoki spanked Silverman.
2nd yellow
06-13-2007, 09:27 AM
i fucking despise sarah silverman. i could care less about the chink comment. she just has no ability to create a decent segue between jokes and that irritates the hell out of me.
on another note, i would totally hatefuck sarah silverman.
bluemonq
06-13-2007, 11:45 AM
I'd like to see her making that comment again, only instead with the word "nigger" instead of "chink".
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