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Leinad
10-05-2005, 05:56 PM
GRRRR I'm fed up with people saying negative stuff about me that ain't even true:mad: ... e.g. 'Nah you do it with your mam', 'Your gay'...
What would you do in those situations? What comebacks would you use, if u do?
No need to take any offense if someone calls you gay--there's nothing wrong with being gay. One good response, however, might be the following: "No, I'm not gay. No need to take my word for it though; just ask your momma and your girlfriend."
Or you can say, "I know deep down you really wish I were gay, but even then, I still wouldn't want to touch you. Sorry."
If it's a girl suggesting that you're gay, say, "No, I'm not gay. Come to my room and I'll show you how heterosexual I am."
If she's unattractive, say, "I'd take you to my room to show you how heterosexual I am, but, frankly, I find you repulsive."
Responding specifically to the "you have sex with your mother comment," you can respond, "No, I haven't had sex with my mom. Why bother when I get plenty of sex from your mom?" (this one has an even greater impact if the person's mom is dead)
I'm sure others have better comebacks.
Fireblade
10-05-2005, 07:03 PM
Best comeback? Two black eyes. And a broken leg.
Leinad
10-05-2005, 07:59 PM
lol nice comebacks... I'll be using those :rolleyes: ... who thinks walking away will do good? I was expecting at least 1 person to say that
Flow to Live
10-05-2005, 09:58 PM
Well in real life im a smart ass so i always find ways to comeback in an instant. But other then that just ignore as bob marley always say"Don't worry be happy."
Paradox
10-05-2005, 09:59 PM
Do you hang out with 13 year olds or something?
Well, anybody who tries to insult you by saying that you have intercourse with your mother certainly isn't a friend.
Well, anybody who tries to insult you by saying that you have intercourse with your mother certainly isn't a friend.Or he could just be projecting. Perhaps Leinad's got a MILF??
Leinad
10-06-2005, 03:08 AM
Dam this thread's gone way too personal... wasn't even supposed to be personal... I just wanted to know your combacks and what you would do:rolleyes: ...
I'm no MILF watever that is... 'Na you' (lol that's my friend's combacks all teh time... O no offence there Arex)
No I'm not 13
LOL!
MILF = Mother I'd Like to Fuck.
I was saying that maybe the person who's always saying you sleep with your mom actually secretly desires to sleep with your mom--that is, he thinks your mom's a MILF--and he is, hence, projecting that desire upon you.
RX
Azn Retribution
10-06-2005, 02:11 PM
depends on the insult..
im kind of in a martial art mindset when it comes to debates / arguments / insults.
So the sharpness of my comeback is directly proportional on the intent, severity and reasoning of their insult. Sometimes I use more then necessary but then I feel bad for being too mean.
I have harder trouble accepting compliments
grimfan
10-06-2005, 02:39 PM
The best comeback to a "you're gay" insult from a guy is to just say, "no, sorry, I'm not". Or something along those lines.
DragonKnight
10-06-2005, 02:43 PM
The best comeback to a "you're gay" insult from a guy is to just say, "no, sorry, I'm not". Or something along those lines.
I like the, "Oh I bet you wish I am!" line.
Paradox
10-06-2005, 03:10 PM
The best comeback to a "you're gay" insult from a guy is to just say, "no, sorry, I'm not". Or something along those lines.
Or you could ask him why he's so interested and if he wants to fuck.
robotic
10-06-2005, 03:21 PM
i can never come with a comeback.
being soft blows a bit >_<
doe-sun
10-06-2005, 09:11 PM
"Watch it, or I'll bust a Chai Vang on you."
Leinad
10-20-2005, 04:00 AM
i can never come with a comeback.
being soft blows a bit >_<
I guess I'm a bit soft... i noticed my heart beat INCREASES when I get a bit offended... That's when I lose control and my 'abilities' to come back with good comebacks.
snailpoo
10-20-2005, 11:19 AM
GRRRR I'm fed up with people saying negative stuff about me that ain't even true:mad: ... e.g. 'Nah you do it with your mam', 'Your gay'...
What would you do in those situations? What comebacks would you use, if u do?
It depends on my mood at the time. Usually, I'll go with simple sarcasm: "Wow, that's quite the intelligent retort for a seven year old."
If I want to have come fun, I'd build a comeback around a story. If faced with these two, it might be:
Wow, is that what passes for wit amoung your helmeted drool friends on the short bus? And. no, I'm not gay, but I came close to turning after that night with you mom. What can I say? Times were tough, and she was the cheapest in town. But don't worry, if you're looking for a partner, I hear your dad is on the market. He's always regretted the day he found that nickel, because then, he wouldn't have been able to afford your mom, and there also wouldn't have been a you. Now can we please move beyound the third grade for cutdowns, or have you been held back for the twenty-third straight time?
oh hell no.
You are all getting way too complicated.
All you need to say is "Muthafucka say what?"
kimpossible
10-20-2005, 11:41 AM
I guess it's different for women. I don't find "You're gay" to be an insult. If women are insulting each other, it tends to be more passive and catty. Unless it's straight to like whore or cunt.
Irezumi Kiss
10-20-2005, 01:25 PM
The gay crack is lame enough for you to just wave off and ignore. But if you're in a group of friends and you absolutely have to return his serve in order to save some face, then follow up immediately with an all-purpose, my-dick-is-bigger-than-your-dick joke as a comeback. They never fail and if you say it with conviction and scathing humor, it's almost impossible for a guy to collect his fallen nuts afterwards.
AltimaGTR
10-20-2005, 01:34 PM
But if you're in a group of friends and you absolutely have to return his serve in order to save some face, then follow up immediately with an all-purpose, my-dick-is-bigger-than-your-dick joke as a comeback.But...but...that comeback doesn't work out for me, especially when they ask me to whip it out~ :frown:
I usually counter with a "Whatever, man" and just leave it at that.
The gay crack is lame enough for you to just wave off and ignore. But if you're in a group of friends and you absolutely have to return his serve in order to save some face, then follow up immediately with an all-purpose, my-dick-is-bigger-than-your-dick joke as a comeback. They never fail and if you say it with conviction and scathing humor, it's almost impossible for a guy to collect his fallen nuts afterwards.
Do you have cock on the mind or something?
Irezumi Kiss
10-20-2005, 01:50 PM
Do you have cock on the mind or something?
Just my own.
No, really, if someone's gonna clip your wings, then you gotta do him one better. You tell it the right way, he won't be able to get back up. Especially if he's trying to make you look bad in front of other people (read: girls) to flaunt his own feathers. Every now and then I run into lightbulbs like that and if you LET them go on, they WILL keep fucking with you. This is a battle of wits and there ain't a guy in the world that's immune to having his balls cut off by a proper and righteous dick joke.
kimpossible
10-20-2005, 01:53 PM
Do you have cock on the mind or something?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Just my own.
No, really, if someone's gonna clip your wings, then you gotta do him one better. You tell it the right way, he won't be able to get back up. Especially if he's trying to make you look bad in front of other people (read: girls) to flaunt his own feathers. Every now and then I run into lightbulbs like that and if you LET them go on, they WILL keep fucking with you. This is a battle of wits and there ain't a guy in the world that's immune to having his balls cut off by a proper and righteous dick joke.
I disagree. I am immune to any and all dick jokes.
Besides, that comeback isn't even a good one. Are you sure you didn't just bring that up because you've got cock on the brain?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Do you have cock on the mind right now?
kimpossible
10-20-2005, 01:57 PM
Do you have cock on the mind right now?
It's a safe bet most times. Right now sheet cake and frosting is winning out, but cock will soon return.
Hiroshi2
10-20-2005, 04:50 PM
No, be like, "bet you won't say it in my face, ya punk ass BITCH." You gotta say bitch loud, like emphasize it. Like "Rick James, BITCH."
Seriously are you in middle school? If you are, then don't worry........................just keep on living. I wish I could worry about being called gay or whatever (not that I am, it's just that when you're 12 or 13 everybody calls you gay or whatever).
nicko199
11-01-2007, 10:05 PM
Im getting fed up with evey1 at my school calling me MILF, I have no idea what to say back to make them stop its just fucking annoying and offensive.
p.s im 15
pikachu
11-09-2007, 02:47 PM
Being 14 this happens a lot.
Not necessarily a diss, but people who say "Thats what she said!" I want too punch them. It gets sooo annoying.
@ nikko, they probably call you that since no one likes you.
nicko199
11-10-2007, 12:24 AM
i got heaps of friends buddy prob more then you its the idiots that catch my bus
Azn Retribution
11-11-2007, 01:18 PM
walk up, very calmly to and, if they are male (hit them straight in the nuts. Grab them.) "I have you by the nuts. so shut the fuck up."
if a girl... hmm i dont know.. can the females enlighten as to whether being punched in the box has near the same amount of threshold for pain as the male's jewels.
robotic
11-15-2007, 09:48 AM
^ no, not at all, LOL.
the chesty area cough is an entirely different story, however...
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