the rules

[amietron]

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us bitching about you leaving it down.

2 . Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again! - Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.

3 . Saturday = Match of the day. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.


4 . Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her.

5 . Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

6 . Crying is blackmail.

7 . Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

8 . We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.

9 . Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?

10 . Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

11 . Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

12 . A headache that last for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

13 . Check your oil! Please.

14 . Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

15 . If you won't dress like the Ramsey Street girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

16 . If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse to answer.

17 . If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

18 . Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.

19 . You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

20 . Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

21. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.

22 . The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends.

23 . ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

24 . If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

25 . We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.

26 . If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong.

27 . If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

28 . When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.

29 . Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Eric Cantona, the heavyweight boxing title, or monster trucks.

31. You have enough clothes.

32 . You have too many shoes.

33 . Foreign films are best left to foreigners. (Unless it's Bruce Lee or some war flick where it doesn't really matter what the hell they're saying anyway.)

34 . It is neither in your best interest or ours to take the quiz together. No, it doesn't matter which quiz.

-from a friend's xanga site.

[mrazntre]

d000d....


imma print that and give it to the next bitch in my life.

[Hanuman]

That's awesome! Print it? I'm gonna frame that! There's one missing

-Lifetime is not a TV channel, it's punishment for channel surfing. Click, click, click, arrgghhhhhh!!!!

[deez nuts]

Lol.

and word on the lifetime channel. A Trading Spaces marathon is not a fun way to spend an afternoon together. Tricking me thinking it's some show about swingers. :ph34r:

[ChinaLama]

it seems a lot of guys DO spend an inordinate amount of money and time clothes shopping, though. Maybe they should be sex-changed. :)

[Chrysalis]

Hmmmm... Ramsey street? Now why does that ring a bell? Home and Away or Neighbours? I don't watch much tv.

BTW: that list was bloody funny! (scratches head in thought....)

Chrysalis :dance:

[thaite]

Originally posted by amietron@Nov 1 2002, 12:40 AM
4 . Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her.
I think short hair is damn sexxxay!

Except for when you get old, then you have to grow it long, cuz I don't want no old lady with short, white and curly-permed hair.

[Grass Monkey]

All right. I think you've pretty much gotten everything down :)

[himura-dono]

Originally posted by buoywonder@Nov 2 2002, 01:01 AM


Except for when you get old, then you have to grow it long, cuz I don't want no old lady with short, white and curly-permed hair.
:gross:

[mydnyht]

That's awesome! I totally agree! :D

[kimpossible]

Originally posted by amietron@Oct 31 2002, 11:40 PM
17 . If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

:)

[Uncle Tat]

Add this:

Don't ask us for favors or material goods after sex. There's a word that describes someone who uses sex as a means of getting something they want...prostitute.

[angel nympho]

Originally posted by Uncle Tat@Nov 6 2002, 04:35 AM
Add this:

Don't ask us for favors or material goods after sex. There's a word that describes someone who uses sex as a means of getting something they want...prostitute.
Don't ask US for blowjobs after sex. After sex, your penis tastes like vagina. And there's a reason we don't lick poon.

[kimpossible]

Originally posted by angel nympho@Nov 5 2002, 08:39 PM
Originally posted by Uncle Tat@Nov 6 2002, 04:35 AM
Add this:

Don't ask us for favors or material goods after sex.  There's a word that describes someone who uses sex as a means of getting something they want...prostitute.
Don't ask US for blowjobs after sex. After sex, your penis tastes like vagina. And there's a reason we don't lick poon.
*lol*


:lol:

[mrazntre]

i hate short hair.

[mrazntre]

Originally posted by angel nympho@Nov 6 2002, 04:39 AM
Originally posted by Uncle Tat@Nov 6 2002, 04:35 AM
Add this:

Don't ask us for favors or material goods after sex.  There's a word that describes someone who uses sex as a means of getting something they want...prostitute.
Don't ask US for blowjobs after sex. After sex, your penis tastes like vagina. And there's a reason we don't lick poon.
then why the fuck do you bitches try to kiss us after you've given us head.. ??????



:confused:




WTF!!??!?!?!!

[karizma]

>> payback for shoving your dicks down our throats...DUH

[angel nympho]

Originally posted by mrazntre@Nov 6 2002, 04:53 AM
Originally posted by angel nympho@Nov 6 2002, 04:39 AM
Originally posted by Uncle Tat@Nov 6 2002, 04:35 AM
Add this:

Don't ask us for favors or material goods after sex. There's a word that describes someone who uses sex as a means of getting something they want...prostitute.
Don't ask US for blowjobs after sex. After sex, your penis tastes like vagina. And there's a reason we don't lick poon.
then why the fuck do you bitches try to kiss us after you've given us head.. ??????



:confused:




WTF!!??!?!?!!
We deserve a reward.

[mrazntre]

Originally posted by karizma@Nov 6 2002, 04:56 AM
>> payback for shoving your dicks down our throats...DUH
shut up bitch #2

[karizma]

die.

[Chris]

dont say that to karizma :P

[mrazntre]

Originally posted by Chris@Nov 6 2002, 06:39 AM
dont say that to karizma :P
shut up bitch #3

[amietron]

Originally posted by mrazntre@Nov 6 2002, 05:34 PM
Originally posted by Chris@Nov 6 2002, 06:39 AM
dont say that to karizma :P
shut up bitch #3
haahaha. hi sy. :)

bye sy!
sci-fi. ahahah.

[mrazntre]

Originally posted by amietron@Nov 7 2002, 01:57 AM
Originally posted by mrazntre@Nov 6 2002, 05:34 PM
Originally posted by Chris@Nov 6 2002, 06:39 AM
dont say that to karizma :P
shut up bitch #3
haahaha. hi sy. :)

bye sy!
sci-fi. ahahah.
shut up bitch #1




*ahhh yesss... i have completed the circle.*

[Uncle Tat]

Originally posted by mrazntre@Nov 6 2002, 09:05 PM
Originally posted by amietron@Nov 7 2002, 01:57 AM
Originally posted by mrazntre@Nov 6 2002, 05:34 PM
Originally posted by Chris@Nov 6 2002, 06:39 AM
dont say that to karizma :P
shut up bitch #3
haahaha. hi sy. :)

bye sy!
sci-fi. ahahah.
shut up bitch #1




*ahhh yesss... i have completed the circle.*
Is there some sort of YW glossary that I missed when registering?

I kinda skimmed through all the TOS blah blah stuff... Would be nice if there was a guide to who was who's bitch.

Thanks.

[mrazntre]

Originally posted by Uncle Tat@Nov 7 2002, 05:20 AM
Originally posted by mrazntre@Nov 6 2002, 09:05 PM
Originally posted by amietron@Nov 7 2002, 01:57 AM
Originally posted by mrazntre@Nov 6 2002, 05:34 PM
Originally posted by Chris@Nov 6 2002, 06:39 AM
dont say that to karizma :P
shut up bitch #3
haahaha. hi sy. :)

bye sy!
sci-fi. ahahah.
shut up bitch #1




*ahhh yesss... i have completed the circle.*
Is there some sort of YW glossary that I missed when registering?

I kinda skimmed through all the TOS blah blah stuff... Would be nice if there was a guide to who was who's bitch.

Thanks.
just read the signatures.

[angel nympho]

I am no one's bitch.

[amietron]

karizma, chris and i bet that the giants would beat the angels in the world series. arex, craig and mrazntre bet on the angels..

[Craig]

I thought you were supposed to whip them all with the sour belts for the circle ritual :D

[TyroneK(prettypretty)]

Originally posted by angel nympho@Nov 6 2002, 04:39 AM
Originally posted by Uncle Tat@Nov 6 2002, 04:35 AM
Add this:

Don't ask us for favors or material goods after sex.  There's a word that describes someone who uses sex as a means of getting something they want...prostitute.
Don't ask US for blowjobs after sex. After sex, your penis tastes like vagina. And there's a reason we don't lick poon.
What kind of pornstar are you?

[angel nympho]

Originally posted by VBKao@Nov 10 2002, 01:14 AM
Originally posted by angel nympho@Nov 6 2002, 04:39 AM
Originally posted by Uncle Tat@Nov 6 2002, 04:35 AM
Add this:

Don't ask us for favors or material goods after sex. There's a word that describes someone who uses sex as a means of getting something they want...prostitute.
Don't ask US for blowjobs after sex. After sex, your penis tastes like vagina. And there's a reason we don't lick poon.
What kind of pornstar are you?
The kind that doesn't like to taste my own poon juice.

[ChinaLama]

Originally posted by angel nympho@Nov 10 2002, 01:17 AM
Originally posted by VBKao@Nov 10 2002, 01:14 AM
Originally posted by angel nympho@Nov 6 2002, 04:39 AM
Originally posted by Uncle Tat@Nov 6 2002, 04:35 AM
Add this:

Don't ask us for favors or material goods after sex. There's a word that describes someone who uses sex as a means of getting something they want...prostitute.
Don't ask US for blowjobs after sex. After sex, your penis tastes like vagina. And there's a reason we don't lick poon.
What kind of pornstar are you?
The kind that doesn't like to taste my own poon juice.
that's a first. a pornstar who WON'T to girl-girl. :)

[angel nympho]

Originally posted by ChinaLama@Nov 10 2002, 01:30 AM
Originally posted by angel nympho@Nov 10 2002, 01:17 AM
Originally posted by VBKao@Nov 10 2002, 01:14 AM
Originally posted by angel nympho@Nov 6 2002, 04:39 AM
Originally posted by Uncle Tat@Nov 6 2002, 04:35 AM
Add this:

Don't ask us for favors or material goods after sex. There's a word that describes someone who uses sex as a means of getting something they want...prostitute.
Don't ask US for blowjobs after sex. After sex, your penis tastes like vagina. And there's a reason we don't lick poon.
What kind of pornstar are you?
The kind that doesn't like to taste my own poon juice.
that's a first. a pornstar who WON'T to girl-girl. :)
Hey I never said I won't girl-girl. I said I won't lick my OWN poon.

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by angel nympho@Nov 9 2002, 08:31 PM

Hey I never said I won't girl-girl.  I said I won't lick my OWN poon.
Leave her alone, Llama. Angel just wants to be like Justin and lick Brittney's coochie too!

[ChinaLama]

hey, i'd suck my own dick. Hell, one of these days if i'm really bored, i may even shoot in my mouth. Shrugz, my bodily fluids, can't hurt me. And I'm a hopefully disease-free virgin (i'd be SOOOO pissed if i somehow got herpes or syphilis fr a friend who had sex). But I guess that just proves why men shouldn't eat poon -- i mean if women won't even eat their own, it must be one naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasty place.

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by ChinaLama@Nov 9 2002, 08:58 PM
hey, i'd suck my own dick. Hell, one of these days if i'm really bored, i may even shoot in my mouth. Shrugz, my bodily fluids, can't hurt me. And I'm a hopefully disease-free virgin (i'd be SOOOO pissed if i somehow got herpes or syphilis fr a friend who had sex). But I guess that just proves why men shouldn't eat poon -- i mean if women won't even eat their own, it must be one naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasty place.
Whoa.....deeep

:gross:

[ChinaLama]

shrugz, you can always trust yourself to be clean, or at least trust yourself more than someone else. So at least fr a sanitary viewpoint, i'd rather suck my own cock than get my cock sucked by someone else.

of course since that's an impossibility....:)

[angel nympho]

Originally posted by ChinaLama@Nov 10 2002, 02:03 AM
shrugz, you can always trust yourself to be clean, or at least trust yourself more than someone else. So at least fr a sanitary viewpoint, i'd rather suck my own cock than get my cock sucked by someone else.

of course since that's an impossibility....:)
I don't want to taste my own bodily fluids. I wouldn't get off on it. I'd probably just feel stupid. Not 'cuz I think I'm dirty. Just 'cuz I probably would be so distraught by a lot of things: the fact that me bending over that far would probably constrict my breathing, wondering what would happen if somebody walks in on me, and the fact that I can't moan as well as I can when I'm NOT licking and sucking.

[angel nympho]

Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Nov 10 2002, 01:58 AM
Originally posted by angel nympho@Nov 9 2002, 08:31 PM

Hey I never said I won't girl-girl. I said I won't lick my OWN poon.
Leave her alone, Llama. Angel just wants to be like Justin and lick Brittney's coochie too!
Werd. Britney... *Drools*

[ChinaLama]

Originally posted by angel nympho@Nov 10 2002, 02:25 AM
Originally posted by ChinaLama@Nov 10 2002, 02:03 AM
shrugz, you can always trust yourself to be clean, or at least trust yourself more than someone else. So at least fr a sanitary viewpoint, i'd rather suck my own cock than get my cock sucked by someone else.

of course since that's an impossibility....:)
I don't want to taste my own bodily fluids. I wouldn't get off on it. I'd probably just feel stupid. Not 'cuz I think I'm dirty. Just 'cuz I probably would be so distraught by a lot of things: the fact that me bending over that far would probably constrict my breathing, wondering what would happen if somebody walks in on me, and the fact that I can't moan as well as I can when I'm NOT licking and sucking.
that's true. I never thought of those problems. maybe i WON'T want to blow myself after all.