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atyc
10-30-2002, 03:44 PM
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect
courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.

One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple were driving their
perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.

There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to
disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.

Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident.
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Only one of them survived the accident. That was God's will.
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Question: Who was the survivor?
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(Scroll down for the answer. Trust me, it's worth it)
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Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.
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**** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.
**** Men keep scrolling.
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So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving.
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This explains why there was a car accident.
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By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates another point: Women never listen.
Saiko
10-30-2002, 03:58 PM
Haha, I've read that before. And no, I never listen.
karizma
10-30-2002, 04:02 PM
>> so wrong lol...
SunWuKong
10-30-2002, 04:19 PM
eh
wasn't funny
gixxer
10-30-2002, 04:58 PM
haha, clever...
kimpossible
10-30-2002, 06:18 PM
I guess it would have been kind of funny if I hadn't just skipped to the bottom line without reading the rest.
atyc
10-31-2002, 01:07 AM
Originally posted by Hello_Hapa@Oct 31 2002, 02:18 AM
I guess it would have been kind of funny if I hadn't just skipped to the bottom line without reading the rest.
That's easy, all I have to do is to modify it a bit by adding "For you all impatient women, go back up to the top and read the joke...."
ChinaLama
10-31-2002, 01:48 AM
the santa and perfect man not existing part was kinda lame, tho. no offense to the poster. :)
Rogmok
10-31-2002, 05:46 AM
hehe.. that was funny.

course if you tell the women not to read... they even more likely read it
Ultrateg
10-31-2002, 10:52 AM
heeheee...hahahaaa that was funny.
serverpimp
11-01-2002, 09:32 AM
Oh I get it...it's very clever.
blkazngirl
11-01-2002, 10:22 AM
Did you say something?