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deez nuts
08-05-2005, 11:19 AM
PANAMA CITY, Fla. (AP) -- A man who got angry with his wife because she wanted to cuddle after sex when what he really wanted to do was watch sports on television was sentenced to death for killing her with a claw hammer.

Christopher Offord, 30, was sentenced Wednesday by Circuit Judge Dedee Costello, who said the brutality of the crime outweighed any mental problems Offord may have had.

"The defendant struck his wife approximately 70 individual blows after spending a happy interlude with her," the judge said. "Her desire to cuddle after sex does not justify the extremely violent, brutal response of the defendant."

Offord pleaded guilty to first-degree murder in the 2004 slaying of Dana Noser, 40, at his apartment.

He confessed to a bartender at a sports bar before his arrest. He told investigators that his wife had been nagging him to come back to bed.

Offord did not speak in court but said in a jailhouse interview in June: "I figured I killed her so I deserve to die."

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look at them crazy eyes

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2005/more/08/05/sex.sports.murder.ap/index.html?cnn=yes

thaite
08-05-2005, 12:56 PM
I wonder what event it was he wanted to watch.

VV o n g B a
08-05-2005, 01:30 PM
more reasons for a woman never to get between a man and his game.

hooligan
08-05-2005, 01:44 PM
What the hell, it was a brutal crime and what kind of justification does that man have to beat the shit out of his wife with 70 blows with a claw hammer.

edit: That guy does have hella crazy eyes.

VV o n g B a
08-05-2005, 01:53 PM
obviously there's no justification there. i was being sarcastic.

i mean dude, how can u not laugh at the quote, "Her desire to cuddle after sex does not justify the extremely violent, brutal response of the defendant."

or maybe its just me?

kpih
08-05-2005, 02:16 PM
Idiots in Florida.

nola
08-05-2005, 03:56 PM
It's true because when I was in Florida up til last year I couldn't find any cuddlers.

*true but sarcastic too*

Faithless
08-06-2005, 11:22 AM
I wonder what event it was he wanted to watch.
Ultimate Wrestling? :rolleyes:

The guy looks deranged. Did his wife willingly have sex with that?

I mean, semi-seriously, imagine looking up (or down) at that expression. :eek:

DragonKnight
08-06-2005, 12:47 PM
One sick ass fucker. It's a cuddling for crying out loud. And killing over sports?! :rolleyes:

Grasshopper
08-06-2005, 06:17 PM
I wonder what event it was he wanted to watch.
From the caption under the photo:

Facing the music: Christopher Offord (left) wanted to watch SportsCenter to see clips of a Mike Tyson boxing match.

A pathetic Mike Tyson groupie!!

Glad it happened in Florida. Now he's gonna die by execution. In some "liberal" state he might have been paroled in 20 years or less.

Faithless
08-06-2005, 06:48 PM
One sick ass fucker. It's a cuddling for crying out loud. And killing over sports?! :rolleyes:
Must have been cuddled way to closely as a child. :rolleyes:

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It's true because when I was in Florida up til last year I couldn't find any cuddlers.

*true but sarcastic too*
Wonder if they cuddle in prison?