2005 Fantasy Football

[cyberdragon]

All quiet over here???

[lethal]

Its June. We'll get to it soon enough.

[lethal]

I created a league
http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com
League ID: 394943
password: yellow

[lethal]

Sign up soon! Let's rock it.

[BeTheReds]

I'm in

[lethal]

Got 7 so far, 1 more to even it out.

Does the draft date/time work? August 31 at 8:30 PM EST?

[deez nuts]

ah-so, dada you get suck on deez nuts first, wwwwwwah-pah

deez sweaty musty hairy nutz.

[deez nuts]

cmar,

please do the following:

1)go to your team
2)click on "match up"
3)scroll down till you see Poll: Who do you pick to win?
4)click on DeEz NuTs
5)brace yourself for the power of deez nuts.

my predictions for week 1:

team dada versus deez nuts: deez nuts

ktown versus shark sandwich: shark sandwich

angry yellow males versus be the redskins: the toughest call this week. be the redskins

ninja weasels versus annie's orange crush: annie's orange crush.

[yoMAMA]

Ya'll better sign up Culpepper.

He'll be the NFL MPV, with 50 TD passes.

[deez nuts]

lol did anyone else see that white dude in black face and a afro wig trying to look like randy moss right before robert kraft spoke and the unveiling of the patriot's championship banner?

Ya'll better sign up Culpepper.

He'll be the NFL MPV, with 50 TD passes.

don't fret your boi was snatched up in the first round in the yw league and my work league.

[deez nuts]

kerry collins with 3 TD's against the pats and yields me 26.80 points.

he's gonna have just a good season stats wise as that culpepper guy if not better. ;)

get use to deez nuts cuz this is the year of deez nuts.

[cmar]

D-Nutz,

You are off to a good start against Team Dada, but just like in bed, I may start slow but I finish strong. Team Dada is not afraid.

Other predictions....

KTown/Shark - I love any team with Tony G, but Shark has the better player matchups this week. Fins wins.

BTR/Angry - Ol' Yeller is my fav trading buddy, not afraid to make the big deal....I predict Angry will be happy this weekend

Ninja/Annie - Flip a coin on this one...I did...result: the sun will come out tomorrow for Annie

[deez nuts]

You are off to a good start against Team Dada, but just like in bed, I may start slow but I finish strong. Team Dada is not afraid.


oh so you're like casanova.

don't read below if you're emotionally sensitive and p.c.:

i'm a rapist then. i'll put you down, have my way and brutalize you and in the end you'll feel empty, defenseless, angry and used. but, deep down in the recesses of your mind, you know you've just been made my biaaaatch. who knows you might like it and come back for more - that would be week 8 btw.

deez nuts will violate and defile you!

[cmar]

oh so you're like casanova.

I'm like Cialis....you will be begging me to stop long before I am through with you.

[deez nuts]

I'm like Cialis....you will be begging me to stop long before I am through with you.


deez nuts don't need no stinky cialis.

[cmar]

deez nuts don't need no stinky cialis.

cause you never get laid

:biggrin:

[deez nuts]

cause you never get laid

:biggrin:

bwahahahahaha good one.

[deez nuts]

deez nuts are shriveled.

good job, cmar.

[cmar]

deez nuts are shriveled.

good job, cmar.

whew---I got lucky !!! look forward to a rematch

[deez nuts]

it would suck if i go 0-2.

on a brighter note: i will go 2-0 in my work league. my opponent this week had culpepper as his starting QB. i didn't have to rape him. he basically raped himself. lol.

[deez nuts]

woohoo first in both yw and work leagues, baby.

damn i knew i should've started keenan mccardell or hines ward in place of reggie wayne this last sunday.

[lethal]

I'm right on your tail in the YW league, nutz!

Week 5 - lethal vs nuts deathmatch

[deez nuts]

I'm right on your tail in the YW league, nutz!

Week 5 - lethal vs nuts deathmatch


out of all the rosters, i think it's yours that's gonna give me the most trouble. that's a devastating roster you have. you definitely came out on top so far with that blockbuster trade with cmar.

[BeTheReds]

It really doesn't matter what place we are in in the YW league. EVERYONE is making the playoffs. U just have to have a good last 3 games of the season...

[deez nuts]

don't read below if you're emotionally sensitive.

i really should be nicknamed the rapist cuz i just raped another one this week.

and cmar says i never get laid. ;)

redemption from this year's fantasy baseball fiasco will be mine!

[lethal]

I still outpointed you this week.

Next week I'm roasting deez nuts over an open fire.

[deez nuts]

fucking fuck. ahman green (not like he was doing shit anyways) and hines ward are questionable. a lot players on bye weeks for me. my next best option at the third WR slot is rod smith who suffered a concussion two weeks ago and is going against the washington defense this week.

i'm gonna need a miracle to pull this one off. i think you pretty much have this one in the bag.

you should give president tran duc luong a call and tell him you're about to fuck a chinaman up and exact revenge for the 1979 chinese invasion. he might wanna know about this ass raping in the making.

[lethal]

Dude, we beat back the 1979 invasion back in 79.

And I'm gonna roast your chinky nutz over an open flame till they swell and leak and you cry for your mama.

[cmar]

I'll be wrecking the Orange Crush this weekend. Even Yahoo projects me winning by 16 points *fingers crossed*. The scariest player on Annie's team is Rackers! The dude gets like a dozen field goals a game cause the Cards can't find the endzone.

[deez nuts]

Dude, we beat back the 1979 invasion back in 79.

And I'm gonna roast your chinky nutz over an open flame till they swell and leak and you cry for your mama.


hey, commish. do you want to speed up the trade between me and orange crush so i can have a second running back for our little match up? lol.

i always cry for my mama. i love mother.

[lethal]

I tried to put the trade through, but couldn't figure out how to do it.

I did change the protest period time to 1 day, maybe that'll speed things up. I want to kick your ass at your best. No excuses.

[deez nuts]

I tried to put the trade through, but couldn't figure out how to do it.

I did change the protest period time to 1 day, maybe that'll speed things up. I want to kick your ass at your best. No excuses.


thanks boss. you are a scholar and a gentleman.

warrick dunn you are my only hope!

[deez nuts]

oh yeah anybody know who annie orange crush is? that person seems like a regular player in our fantasy league. is it he or a she?

[lethal]

I think its one of BTR's friends.

He/she kicked all of our asses in the baseball league.

[deez nuts]

the rapist rapes another one.

this is arguably the worse raping so far. LT, my third WR and my defense hasn't even played yet.

to be fair though, that eagles-cowboys game was a shocker. i lost dollars on that game.

next week, i get me some hapa love. it's been awhile since i've had a hapa.

c'mere boi, i just wanna buuuuuuuuuuutram yuuuuuuu.

this chinaman is starting to feel like an overseas american GI in a candystore. the only person that stopped me so far was the white gay guy in week one.

[lethal]

Fucking shit. nutz raped me a new hole.

[deez nuts]

i dont understand why mcnabb didnt get surgery in what week 2? he still would've been back in like what 6-8 weeks? he was hurting in that game. mcnabb is a fucking trooper.

what blew my mind even more is when the eagles were clearly getting blown out in the fourth with no hopes of coming back. why did they still leave mcnabb in the game?

[yoMAMA]

it's official:

culpepper sucks.

I give up on him and the NFL.

[lethal]

it's official:

culpepper sucks.

I give up on him and the NFL.

Odd reaction to Culpepper's bye week.

[deez nuts]

it's official:

culpepper sucks.

I give up on him and the NFL.


lol. i told ya so.

culpepper and vick = overrated. i remember the first ever yw fantasy football league where we had 3 RB slots. i drafted vick as my first pick cuz i figure he can fit the QB and pick up some rushing yards slack and rushing TD's slack from the third RB slot. lol.

but, to be fair. it's hard to accurately gauge culpepper without randy moss because the vikings have no running game right now.

[lethal]

Next year, note to self - add a flex position and keep it to a 4 team playoff.

[cmar]

the only person that stopped me so far was the white gay guy in week one.


haaaaahaaaaaaa

and you liked it, didn't you?

[yoMAMA]

lol. i told ya so.

culpepper and vick = overrated. i remember the first ever yw fantasy football league where we had 3 RB slots. i drafted vick as my first pick cuz i figure he can fit the QB and pick up some rushing yards slack and rushing TD's slack from the third RB slot. lol.

but, to be fair. it's hard to accurately gauge culpepper without randy moss because the vikings have no running game right now.


but to be fair, randy moss is not exactly setting the league on fire right now.

what a waste of two great talents created by the culpepper-moss split......they could have been the best combo ever.

:frown:

[deez nuts]

haaaaahaaaaaaa

and you liked it, didn't you?

lol. thank you sir may have another!

our rematch is coiming up soon. redemption will be mine!'

but to be fair, randy moss is not exactly setting the league on fire right now.

what a waste of two great talents created by the culpepper-moss split......they could have been the best combo ever.

:frown:

moss isn't doing that bad with kerry collins at QB. moss made kerry collins a better QB and opened up the game. collins is arguably one of the top 5 QB's statistically in the league at the moment.

daunte culpepper isn't exactly making his receivers tyler, burleson or williamson top receivers in the league.

however both teams are 1-3.

[yoMAMA]

however both teams are 1-3.

LOL

[deez nuts]

maybe the vikings poor start can be attributed to those viking sex orgy parties they've been accused of having.

my high school varisty basketball coach always told us not to masturbate or have sex a few days before a game and my dad told me the same thing before facing my sparring partner in the ring.

[yoMAMA]

maybe the vikings poor start can be attributed to those viking sex orgy parties they've been accused of having.

my high school varisty basketball coach always told us not to masturbate or have sex a few days before a game and my dad told me the same thing before facing my sparring partner in the ring.

we in minnesota takes our love boat very seriously.

:wink:

[deez nuts]

can anybody stop me?

hello anybody? hellooooooo?

[deez nuts]

two more weeks till i make cmar my super twink!

[lethal]

I will extract my revenge on you, nutz.

[deez nuts]

i'm the best

around

nothing's ever gonna keep me down

i'm the best

around

nothing's ever gonna keep me dowwwwwwwwwwwn

[cmar]

D-Nut needs to be humbled! If Annie can't do it this weekend, then Dada will inflict a beatdown next weekend (again).

[deez nuts]

D-Nut needs to be humbled! If Annie can't do it this weekend, then Dada will inflict a beatdown next weekend (again).

"da da" in mandarin means "hit hit"

[lethal]

Who will be the nutcracker? The AYMs!

[deez nuts]

i'm a machine this year. i have two research assistants of mine run statistical analysis and case by case scenerios each and everyday up till game time.

i am the ivan drago of fantasy football this year.

[cmar]

DADA was an art movement that was based on the principles of deliberate irrationality, anarchy, and cynicism and the rejection of laws of beauty and social organization.

That describes me and my team perfectly.

[deez nuts]

lol.

cmar da da deez nuts.

edit: i forgot. i can't be stopped this week. did i mention that already? i don't remember.

[deez nuts]

you maggots ready to witness my ascension into a fantasy football god again this week? despite holt out this week and hines "daddy was a GI and momma was a bar girl whore" ward with a hamstring injury, i will still be victorious over my girlfriend annie.

[deez nuts]

i think my chinky ass might be cutting it close this week. my players so far has been pretty much shutdown.

[deez nuts]

i will now pray to fantasy football god (me) that dunn gives me 26.07 points tonight so i can be victorious.

[lethal]

looks like annie bit off deez nutz while blowing em.

[deez nuts]

looks like annie bit off deez nutz while blowing em.


it's not over yet. but, annie's definitely got his/her mouth around it tightly.

[lethal]

Didn't Annie win the baseball league too? Actually...I think it was Avoid the Roid. Nevermind.

[deez nuts]

your eagles was impressive in stopping tomlinson on sunday. lol 17 rushes for 7 yards.

i had a rough week at the running back slot. LT got shutdown and ahman green who i orignally intended to be my second running back lost for the season. thank god i opted for dunn against the jets as enticing as it was to start green against the vikings.

[cmar]

i will now pray to fantasy football god (me) that dunn gives me 26.07 points tonight so i can be victorious.

Save your prayers for next weekend D-Nutz. Did you notice the 150-point bomb I dropped on the Fish Sandwich yesterday? Shock and awe, baby. Coming for u next!!!!!

[deez nuts]

Save your prayers for next weekend D-Nutz. Did you notice the 150-point bomb I dropped on the Fish Sandwich yesterday? Shock and awe, baby. Coming for u next!!!!!


yeh that was nice. portis and jordan with 3 TD's and over 100 yd rushing each. congrats.

but, i dropped a bigger 161 point bomb already so i say bring it even with my warrick dunn on bye week!

edit: geez i just took a look see at ur roster. your receiving corp is scary. nice job. but, it makes me wonder since you're the gay guy if receiving is what you do best!

[cmar]

your receiving corp is scary. nice job. but, it makes me wonder since you're the gay guy if receiving is what you do best!

LOL Yeah, I know about receiving but I can also deliver a pretty good pass, if you know what I mean.

[lethal]

Vick just scored the TD instead of Dunn. That's gotta hurt nutzboy.

[lethal]

Looks like Annie snipped deez nutz.

[deez nuts]

i will make it up this week with dada.

like a retarded chinaman speaking in mandarin " da da dada"

[deez nuts]

LOL Yeah, I know about receiving but I can also deliver a pretty good pass, if you know what I mean.


bwahahahaha.

yeh i was basically a recipient of all your passes in week one.

edit: your yahoo league avatar is winking at me.

[lethal]

Nutz caught a break this week. He's playing dada on Manning's bye week. How fortunate timing.

[deez nuts]

Nutz caught a break this week. He's playing dada on Manning's bye week. How fortunate timing.


yeh i can't offset peyton's performance somewhat with reggie wayne.

edit: i'm gonna bury all you cock-a-roaches!

[lethal]

We gotta take down Annie.

The dropoff from Manning to Delhomme's huge compared to the dropoff from Wayne to Houshmandzedeh.

[deez nuts]

We gotta take down Annie.

The dropoff from Manning to Delhomme's huge compared to the dropoff from Wayne to Houshmandzedeh.


annie's like the silent assassin.

ha! i also possibly lose holt to a strained PCL and dunn's on bye week. goddamnit, i will still be victorious.

but, nobody feels the impact of the crippling blow of the bye week more than you this week.

[cmar]

Nutz caught a break this week. He's playing dada on Manning's bye week. How fortunate timing.

The loss of Manning is worrisome for me, so I am hoping the rest of my team steps up. Nutz has a solid team and some pretty nice matchups this week (a pissed off Tomlinson against KC...ugh). Not to mention all of his starters are playing at home. But I have crushed Dem Nutz once, and I will do it again!

BTW--good team management, Lethal.....you still have a nice lineup despite suffering bye week Hell.

[deez nuts]

i have three steelers playing that day against baltimore. i'm hoping that playing in pittsburgh will soften that defense up.

i'm also hoping holt is a go. but, i doubt it since they have their bye week next week.

[lethal]

My bye week hell was week 6 when the Eagles had a bye. Lost out on McNabb, Westbrook, and LJ Smith. Luckily I was taking on my brother's pitifully pathetic last place team that week.

This week I'm only missing some WRs and Shaun Alexander, but I'm pretty deep at RB.

I really should have made it a 4 team playoff and added an RB/WR postion. Oh well, next year.

Oh, I'd like to point out that I was the only team to beat Annie laying down a 127 point showing in week 2.

[deez nuts]

when did annie become the team to beat. i still have the highest point total, you fuckers.

i like the standard three wr and two rb setting.

[deez nuts]

speaking of which i like the layout this year's fantasy football on yahoo.

i also wanna know how they get the projected numbers for your player when you click on matchup.

[cmar]

i also wanna know how they get the projected numbers for your player when you click on matchup.

Those projections have Dada topping Dem Nutz 108-104. Sounds right to me!

[deez nuts]

bwahaha we shut out the redskins and tiki went nuts.

his korean wife must've made him some boshingtang before the game.

edit: and cmar, you might want to check out the stats of burress and portis.

i think my one tj houzmamamdile8frej just outscored those two combined.

[lethal]

I thought Tiki's wife was Thai.

Eagles are sucking. McNabb's killing me.

[deez nuts]

I thought Tiki's wife was Thai.

Eagles are sucking. McNabb's killing me.

beats me some dude told me she was korean today while we were watching the giants game.

mcnabb had that 90 yd TD to owens.

i wish they let tomlinson rush more. stop throwing it to gates. give LT the fooooooooooooootball.

edit: holy crap. antonio gates with 145 yds and 3 td's.

[deez nuts]

cmar i hope you're going as a cheerleader being that it's halloween and all cuz you have a lot of cheering to do for the ravens tonight.

i'm only ten points behind you and almost half of my roster hasn't even played yet.

i love cheerleaders. i hooked up with half the cheerleaders my junior year and senior year of high school. cheerleaders are so perky and full of energy. are you perky and full of energy too?

[pikachupacabra]

Hahah...first time I read this thread. It's a riot! I'm owning my opponent in my league by 40 points. Go go Gates!

[cmar]

cmar i hope you're going as a cheerleader being that it's halloween and all cuz you have a lot of cheering to do for the ravens tonight.

i'm only ten points behind you and almost half of my roster hasn't even played yet.

i love cheerleaders. i hooked up with half the cheerleaders my junior year and senior year of high school. cheerleaders are so perky and full of energy. are you perky and full of energy too?

I have no hope for a win tonight. I can tell I'm going to be tea-bagged by the Nutz this evening. Damn, my team put up a pretty high total for a loss.

I do have a cute gay-boy cheerleading outfit from high school. Was that you I used to hook up with under the bleachers? Ahh, I thought you looked familiar.

[deez nuts]

I have no hope for a win tonight. I can tell I'm going to be tea-bagged by the Nutz this evening. Damn, my team put up a pretty high total for a loss.

I do have a cute gay-boy cheerleading outfit from high school. Was that you I used to hook up with under the bleachers? Ahh, I thought you looked familiar.


bwahahahaha. you are perky and full of energy!

good fight as usual. the giants game was a fluke cuz that dude died and the giants were inspired to play. now you know how i felt when tomlinson got shutdown by the eagles last week.

it didn't matter that manning was on bye for you this week cuz delhomme put up manning like numbers this week. ;)

i sent you an offer, sl00t. let's play let's make a deal.

[deez nuts]

back in first where i belong.

wwe's kurt angle has the three I's. i have the three P's used to describe me: perfection, persistence, prick.

/kurt angle music/

[lethal]

I'm only 1 game back of you, nutz! I hope you like getting reamed in the ass in a couple weeks.

My brother, who is in last place, pulled off a shocking upset of first place Annie even though he got 0 points from one of his RBs and his K. Of course, his team is so bad that its still in last place even after this victory.

[deez nuts]

My brother, who is in last place, pulled off a shocking upset of first place Annie even though he got 0 points from one of his RBs and his K. Of course, his team is so bad that its still in last place even after this victory.

tell him deez nuts says nice job!

lol and i also see you voted against him. nice brother.

[deez nuts]

we're at the halfway mark and i have to say my planning each week has been near flawless so far. i also have to give credit to my two research assistant med students for aiding me in crunching stats and providing me with a spreadsheet of who's who and who to start, my weaknesses, trade proposals etc etc etc. i think it's a good break for the two young med students from looking at pancreas mri's and segmenting the images.

the best pick up by far for me was carson palmer off waivers. he is statistically the best qb at the moment.

my best player that was picked up after another yw fantasy member dropped him is probably mike anderson.

a player that i dropped that i regretted was rod smith. but, i don't regret it that much.

best player drafted is tomlinson which i lucked out and snagged with the second pick in the first round.

worst player drafted was ahman green with my second round pick.

this year, i've been the most research intensive i've ever been in my years of playing fantasy football. i look foward to exerting my dominance over you guys for the remainder of the season like i did in the first half of the season.

so in the words of quintus to maximus before they were about to conquer the horde in germania: "people should know when they're conquered."

thank you, good luck in the fight for second place and god bless.

[achtungbaby]

we're at the halfway mark and i have to say my planning each week has been near flawless so far. i also have to give credit to my two research assistant med students for aiding me in crunching stats and providing me with a spreadsheet of who's who and who to start, my weaknesses, trade proposals etc etc etc. i think it's a good break for the two young med students from looking at pancreas mri's and segmenting the images.

the best pick up by far for me was carson palmer off waivers. he is statistically the best qb at the moment.

my best player that was picked up after another yw fantasy member dropped him is probably mike anderson.

a player that i dropped that i regretted was rod smith. but, i don't regret it that much.

best player drafted is tomlinson which i lucked out and snagged with the second pick in the first round.

worst player drafted was ahman green with my second round pick.

this year, i've been the most research intensive i've ever been in my years of playing fantasy football. i look foward to exerting my dominance over you guys for the remainder of the season like i did in the first half of the season.

so in the words of quintus to maximus before they were about to conquer the horde in germania: "people should know when they're conquered."

thank you, good luck in the fight for second place and god bless.

The good thing about fantasy football is that it ain't roto fantasy. You can amass all the points and wins you want and still be beaten by the wild card team that just managed to squeak into the playoffs (like mine!):)

[deez nuts]

The good thing about fantasy football is that it ain't roto fantasy. You can amass all the points and wins you want and still be beaten by the wild card team that just managed to squeak into the playoffs (like mine!):)

well yeah. not only that we all make the playoffs in the yw league.

pretty sweet cuz some of ya's need all the help you can get.

[achtungbaby]

well yeah. not only that we all make the playoffs in the yw league.

pretty sweet cuz some of ya's need all the help you can get.
Well there's always a playoffs for everyone but only 4 teams will probably make it for the real playoffs.

And for all that research-firepower you may bring to the table, I need only remind you that you are tied for first.

Soon...oh so very soon...the lack of a prime time 2nd RB will cripple your team.

I have many by the way who would be available:)

[deez nuts]

Well there's always a playoffs for everyone but only 4 teams will probably make it for the real playoffs.

And for all that research-firepower you may bring to the table, I need only remind you that you are tied for first.

Soon...oh so very soon...the lack of a prime time 2nd RB will cripple your team.

I have many by the way who would be available:)


we all make the championship playoffs in the yw league.

which totally kicks ass cuz it's only gonna solidify my victory even more.

[lethal]

Yeah, all 8 teams make the playoffs. I screwed that up when I created the league.

And I had the first pick and wasn't there for the draft so Yahoo picked Manning for me. I would've picked LT. It was a no-brainer. So if I picked LT, were you going to pick Manning or Alexander, nutz?

I could've had LT and McNabb if only I had shown up before the 2nd round. Instead I got Alexander and McNabb only cause I traded Manning and Rudi Johnson for them.

[deez nuts]

Yeah, all 8 teams make the playoffs. I screwed that up when I created the league.

you're always a kick ass commish in my book. i kinda like the fact that everybody makes it to the championship playoffs.

And I had the first pick and wasn't there for the draft so Yahoo picked Manning for me. I would've picked LT. It was a no-brainer. So if I picked LT, were you going to pick Manning or Alexander, nutz?


i wasn't there for the live draft either cuz i had procedures scheduled the whole day that day and i was on call that night. i only pre-set the top 25 or so players. tomlinson was first, alexander was second. manning wasn't in the top ten of my list.

oooh here's my pre-draft list:

1. L. Tomlinson
2. S. Alexander
3. P. Holmes
4. A. Green
5. C. Martin
6. J. Lewis
7. E. James
8. T. Barber
9. W. McGahee
10. C. Portis
11. R. Johnson
12. P. Manning
13. C. Dillon
14. M. Harrison
15. T. Holt
16. D. Davis
17. D. McAllister
18. D. McNabb
19. J. Jones
20. C. Johnson
21. T. Owens
22. J. Walker
23. K. Jones
24. R. Wayne
25. C. Brown
26. D. Culpepper
27. R. Moss
28. S. Jackson

lol wow thank god i didn't get some of those picks i pre-set cuz i did it in 10 minutes when i was eating lunch and filling out forms.

i was hoping for a top three pick cuz i knew that probably one of us would've drafted manning in the top three. i was hoping for tomlinson or alexander and then plan the order so i end up with harrison, holt or owens since it's a three WR setting.

[deez nuts]

i'm the only player to break triple digits so far this week.

close match up between angry and annie. with angry's marvin harrison and annie's colts defense yet to play. it's ok. like a true bud, i voted for angry yellow males to win and my vote is good luck.

i don't even know what happened between k-town and betheredskins.

next week is gonna be the toughest matchup for me against k-town, despite the beat down i gave him in week 3 which yielded me 161 pts, cuz palmer and tomlinson have their bye weeks. but, i make no excuses. i will be victorious if even by the slimmest of margins.

i need roethlisberger to come back! my hines ward and heath miller are suffering!

[lethal]

I shall prevail over Annie for the second consecutive time!

Hopefully Harrison's TD sealed it for me.

[deez nuts]

gratz on the convincing victory, commish.

dada with the dominating win too.

woohoo broke the 1000 point mark. not that it matters in the grand scheme of things. but, still worth noting how kick ass i am.

damn cmar took the carolina defense. i wanted to pick up the carolina defense cuz they have belligerent slutty cheerleaders.

Panthers cheerleaders charged after bar arrest

November 7, 2005

TAMPA, Fla. (AP) -- Two Carolina Panthers cheerleaders were arrested at a bar where witnesses told police the women were having sex in a restroom stall, angering patrons waiting in line.

Renee Thomas, 20, of Pittsboro, N.C., and Angela Keathley, 26, of Belmont, N.C., were taken to Hillsborough County Jail early Sunday. Witnesses said the women were having sex with each other in a stall at the club in the Channelside district.

They were kicked off the team Monday for violating a signed code that bans conduct embarrassing to the team or organization, Panthers spokesman Charlie Dayton said.

Thomas was charged with battery for allegedly striking a bar patron when she was leaving the restroom, then landed in even more trouble after police said she gave officers a driver's license belonging to another Panthers cheerleader who was not in Tampa.

Thomas, who made the trip to Florida for Sunday's game between the Panthers and Tampa Bay Buccaneers, was released from jail on $500 bail before police learned she was not the person she claimed to be.

Detectives were trying to determine how Thomas got the driver's license of a third cheerleader.

Providing police with a false name is a misdemeanor. However, Thomas was charged Monday with giving a false name and causing harm to another -- a third-degree felony punishable by probation or a jail term of 1 to 5 years, said police spokeswoman Laura McElroy.

Keathley, charged with disorderly conduct and resisting arrest, was released on $750 bail about an hour before the Panthers played the Bucs at Raymond James Stadium.

The Panthers cheerleaders were not in town to perform at the game.

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[BeTheReds]

for me,

the best pick up by far for me was Mark Brunell off waivers. Even though I had a pretty decent QB anyway in Marc Bulger.

best player drafted is Chad Johnson in the 3rd round.

My best draft steal was Thomas Jones which i picked in the 12th round.

worst player drafted was Michael Clayton with my sixth round pick.

After the draft, my reciever corps looked rather grim and it has been my weakness.

It also didn't help that Deuce Mcallister, my second round pick has been lost for the season, and Priest Holmes, my first round pick has been splitting time with Larry Johnson.

As I stand now, I have nothing worth trading, that I can give.

I'm hoping that in the playoffs all the people with good players will have teams that have already clinched, meaning that they have nothing to play for and will be rested...

[BeTheReds]

Deuce McAllister, Priest Holmes AND Thomas Jones are all out?

Give a guy a break!

[achtungbaby]

but, still worth noting how kick ass i am.
Feel the power of the Darkside.

[deez nuts]

Feel the power of the Darkside.

i feel i feel. touch touch

[cmar]

I am nervous. Although I have a 36-point lead on AYM, he still has McNabb and LJ Smith tonight, while I have Witten. I am nervous McNabb wil throw for a lot of yards and toss a couple of TDs to Smith, scoring double TD points for AYM. I hope I am not in for another disappointing high score loss. Go Dallas!

[lethal]

I'm getting assraped by the gay white male.

[achtungbaby]

I'm getting assraped by the gay white male.
And yet you manage to maintain such composure!

[cmar]

I'm getting assraped by the gay white male.

Yep, and I also beat you in fantasy football. :wink:

[deez nuts]

cmar's on a warpath

[lethal]

I just lost McNabb, possibly for the season.

[BeTheReds]

boo frikin hoo

I lost Holmes, AND McAllister.

There are plenty of decent QB available

[deez nuts]

nothing but smooth sailing from here.

victory will soon be mine.

with mcnabb probably out for the season and the emergence of grandmama due to priest's season ending concussion; i predict that dada and deez nuts will battle for middle earth come week 16.

edit: cmar you got enough defenses in your roster there guy? gimme the preccccccccccccccccccccious.

[achtungbaby]

Soon you will all feel the might of this fully armored battle station.

[cmar]

cmar you got enough defenses in your roster there guy? gimme the preccccccccccccccccccccious.

I have been defense-challenged in my fantasy leagues this season, being stuck with underachievers like Baltimore and New England. I am overcompensating for my frustration. I am mentally ill when it comes to fantasy sports....I know.

[deez nuts]

I have been defense-challenged in my fantasy leagues this season, being stuck with underachievers like Baltimore and New England. I am overcompensating for my frustration. I am mentally ill when it comes to fantasy sports....I know.


lol you're the gayest.

[cmar]

lol you're the gayest.

...and the unluckiest. 138 points and I lose? :mad:

Congrats, BTR.

[deez nuts]

...and the unluckiest. 138 points and I lose? :mad:

Congrats, BTR.


i just saw. lol.

well if it makes you feel better. you might surpass me total points wise depebding on how samkon gado does tonight for me! go samkon gado! he wants to go to med school, you know.

edit: with four defenses at your disposal, i can't believe you didn't start the denver defense against the jets!

[cmar]

Just want to point out that statistically (using total points scored for the season) that DADA is the NUMBER ONE team in the league. Yet I have a losing record. The gods hate me. They are homophobic.

with four defenses at your disposal, i can't believe you didn't start the denver defense against the jets!

asking myself that question, too

[deez nuts]

Just want to point out that statistically (using total points scored for the season) that DADA is the NUMBER ONE team in the league. Yet I have a losing record. The gods hate me. They are homophobic.



asking myself that question, too

i think you'll still be a force to be reckoned with in the playoffs. i predict you'll come in second ;).

[lethal]

I'm pretty sure LT's performance by itself beat my entre team this week.

[deez nuts]

i'm planning for the future since playoff time is coming!

[lethal]

Damn, 111 points with Harrison to go tonight and I'm gonna get crushed anyway. The nutz raped me even worse than the gay white male.

[deez nuts]

Damn, 111 points with Harrison to go tonight and I'm gonna get crushed anyway. The nutz raped me even worse than the gay white male.


yeh. but, harrison might have a great game tonight. he definitely has the potential. it might be close. your marvin harrison versus my hines ward, heath miller and the pittsburgh defense.

[lethal]

Harrison by himself is not going to make up that huge a deficit when you have those 3 going too.

Good week for you, might be record breaking.

[deez nuts]

Harrison by himself is not going to make up that huge a deficit when you have those 3 going too.

Good week for you, might be record breaking.

it was pretty close. i won by 9 points or so. good match.

nah record breaking week for me was in week three with 161 pts. i don't think anybody has topped that yet.

[lethal]

130 points in the loss. That might be a record. Nope, Dada's 138 in the loss to BTR last week is the highest.

[lethal]

Its playoff time.

me and AB in the opening round. My brother and CSB. Lots of parity in this league with over half the teams going either 6-7 or 7-6. Only my brother, at 2-11, was exceptionally bad.

[deez nuts]

good luck to all.

it's been a blast as usual this year.

[lethal]

Top 4 seeds move on.

nutz vs dada and me vs Annie.

[BeTheReds]

spent too much of the season plugging holes...

That combined with choosing the wrong people to sit and start, save a few times when i got lucky

I hope i can still do well in the consolation bracket

[deez nuts]

grats cmar.

you friggin killed me.

my downfall was cuz i forgot to vote for myself this week. you lucked out, bud.

[cmar]

grats cmar.

you friggin killed me.

my downfall was cuz i forgot to vote for myself this week. you lucked out, bud.

Thank you, you are one tough opponent. I thought I was dead while watching Peyton's miserable performance, but Indy held LT down, too.

I assume I will win our matchup, but you still have Heap tonight. The way my season has gone, he will score 30+ points tonight. :eek:

[lethal]

me vs nutz for 3rd place. How disappointing for both of us. Annie avenged his 2 losses to me.

OMG.

Todd Heap scored 23 points to give nutz the win!

Err...go nutz and beat Annie.

I assume I will win our matchup, but you still have Heap tonight. The way my season has gone, he will score 30+ points tonight. :eek:

Close.

[deez nuts]

holy shit. what the hell?!?!?!

i didn't even pay attention to the game cuz i thought cmar done did me in.


I assume I will win our matchup, but you still have Heap tonight. The way my season has gone, he will score 30+ points tonight. :eek:

hahahah you should become a psychic. give dionne warwick a call.

[cmar]

holy shit. what the hell?!?!?!

i didn't even pay attention to the game cuz i thought cmar done did me in.



hahahah you should become a psychic. give dionne warwick a call.

Congrats. I have to laugh....this is how my whole fantasy season has gone. It kept happening week after week. No matter how many points I score I still lose. I racked up more total points this season than anyone but still finished with a losing record. Somebody put a curse on me....it was you Nutz, wasn't it?!?

The good news: Now I can quit worrying if Peyton is going to play this weekend.

[deez nuts]

heap with 110 yds and 2 TD's and giving me the win has to be one of the funniest victories ever in my years of fantasy football.

todd heap the tight end f.t.w.

[cmar]

heap with 110 yds and 2 TD's and giving me the win has to be one of the funniest victories ever in my years of fantasy football.

todd heap the tight end f.t.w.

Yes, it was funny cause you had already conceeded the victory. It didn't seem possible that a TE could make up the points needed. I will never forgive Todd Heap for what he did to me. I hope he gets fatal turf toe!!!

ftw?

[deez nuts]

Yes, it was funny cause you had already conceeded the victory. It didn't seem possible that a TE could make up the points needed. I will never forgive Todd Heap for what he did to me. I hope he gets fatal turf toe!!!


yes and don't forget what makes it even more funny is that you predicted it.



ftw?

for the win!

[cmar]

yes and don't forget what makes it even more funny is that you predicted it.

I am also predicting a YW Fantasy Football championship for you. It is your destiny.

But wait 'till next year....

[lethal]

congrats to deez nuts. Fantasy Football League Champion for 2005.

Take a couple months off guys, baseball starts up in February or March.

[deez nuts]

thanks. but, honestly did you guys really expect me not to win? i mean come on.