Women are evil

[deez nuts]

C I A

The CIA had an opening for an assassin.
After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done
there were three finalists.........Two men and a woman.
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large
metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will
follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside
of this room, you will find your wife sitting in achair. Kill Her!!!"
The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."
The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and
went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man
came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions,
to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room.
Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing,
And banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door
opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from
her brow, and said, "This gun is loaded with blanks.
I had to beat the bastard to death with the chair." Do I get the job ?
Moral: Women are evil. Don't mess with them



<!--EDIT|Chasiubao_Boy|Oct 18 2002, 02:36 PM-->

[SunWuKong]

women = money x time
money = time
women = money^2
money = root(evil)
money^2 = evil

women = evil

[kimpossible]

Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Oct 18 2002, 11:35 AM
Moral: Women are evil. Don't mess with them
'Bout time you realized it.

[princess]

theres one that some girl made in response to that called "why men are still more evil than us"

if i can find it ill post it

[thaite]

You say evil like it's a bad thing.

[amietron]

Originally posted by Hello_Hapa@Oct 18 2002, 11:45 AM
Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Oct 18 2002, 11:35 AM
Moral: Women are evil. Don't mess with them
'Bout time you realized it.
shoot. i know, huh? that's why chris rocks, and why all guys should look up to him!

[ChinaLama]

hmm well if women really are evil, does that make it ok to keeeeel them or does it make it bad cuz their evil comrades will come after the killer and make him die a very slow painful death?

[amietron]

Originally posted by ChinaLama@Oct 21 2002, 09:48 AM
hmm well if women really are evil, does that make it ok to keeeeel them or does it make it bad cuz their evil comrades will come after the killer and make him die a very slow painful death?
the latter.

[mydnyht]

Originally posted by SunWuKung@Oct 18 2002, 06:43 PM
women = money x time
money = time
women = money^2
money = root(evil)
money^2 = evil

women = evil
this makes me very sad because i take it far too seriously. :cry:

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by mydnyht@Nov 2 2002, 04:45 PM
Originally posted by SunWuKung@Oct 18 2002, 06:43 PM
women = money x time
money = time
women = money^2
money = root(evil)
money^2 = evil

women = evil
this makes me very sad because i take it far too seriously. :cry:
Nah don't. It's all in good fun. You know male vs female stuff, the everlasting battle of the sexes. But in the end, iz all g00d.

[Green_Jade]

being evil is fun fun :)

[LeahLe]

:dance: Women are like grenades. DO NOT pull the ring. :dance:

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by LeahLe@Nov 9 2002, 02:32 PM
:dance: Women are like grenades. DO NOT pull the ring. :dance:
Or promise one either. =/

[LeahLe]

(quote)Chasiubao_Boy

(QUOTE) (LeahLe @ Nov 9 2002, 02:32 PM)
Women are like grenades. DO NOT pull the ring. (/quote)

Or promise one either. =/ [/QUOTE]

Yeah maybe I was implying that Women ARE Grenades instead of women promising grenades.
Grenades = trouble.
Either way if you're a smart G I Joe, you know better not to pull the ring.

Pull ring=>trouble
Trouble=>deadly outcome
deadly outcome=>women are evil[QUOTE]

[kwalan]

Originally posted by LeahLe@Nov 9 2002, 11:32 AM
:dance: Women are like grenades. DO NOT pull the ring. :dance:
:lol: for some reason i thought this had something to do with marriage, commitment, and whatnot... ha, gee what was i thinking :huh:

[LeahLe]

kwalan Posted on Nov 12 2002, 03:32 PM
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
QUOTE (LeahLe @ Nov 9 2002, 11:32 AM)
Women are like grenades. DO NOT pull the ring. &nbsp;

for some reason i thought this had something to do with marriage, commitment, and whatnot... ha, gee what was i thinking &nbsp;
:lol: your head was in the gutter. j/k

[artsfartsyjanet]

Eh, you guys are just jealous and insecure. *ducks her head* :D

[Adaon]

Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Oct 18 2002, 10:35 AM
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions,
to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room.
Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing,
And banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door
opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from
her brow, and said, "This gun is loaded with blanks.
I had to beat the bastard to death with the chair." Do I get the job ?
Moral: Women are evil. Don't mess with them
That's not the only moral : Women are deadly violent too!!

My life is SURROUNDED by violent women, from my under 5' tall mom who beat the living snot outta me to this day to my 5' sister who likes to pinch until my life blood flows like a river to female friends who beat the hell outta me as a form of affectionately saying hi *gets clobbered by passing girl in the computer lab* :blink: :nerd: :wacko: :cry:

And they wonder why rotten things happen to them via me, muahahahah *ducks his head in shame*

[teaz0r]

i'm sure some of you have seen this before, but for those who haven't here's proof that women are evil:

women take time and money:
women = time * money
everyone knows that time is money:
time = money
by substitution:
women = money * money
something times itself is something squared:
women = money^2
everyone knows that money is the root of all evil:
money = the root of all evil
by substitution:
women = (the root of evil)^2
the root of something squared is something so:
women = evil

++ i'd like to be satan in heels.

[edit] omg. i almost forgot: *RaWr*

[deez nuts]

Originally posted by LeahLe@Nov 12 2002, 02:37 AM


Yeah maybe I was implying that Women ARE Grenades instead of women promising grenades.
Grenades = trouble.
Either way if you're a smart G I Joe, you know better not to pull the ring.


Trouble=>deadly outcome
deadly outcome=>women are evil
I was referring to promising her a ring aka engagement ring. Why would I give a woman a grenade?

[ChinaLama]

Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Nov 20 2002, 01:07 PM
Originally posted by LeahLe@Nov 12 2002, 02:37 AM


Yeah maybe I was implying that Women ARE Grenades instead of women promising grenades.
Grenades = trouble.
Either way if you're a smart G I Joe, you know better not to pull the ring.


Trouble=>deadly outcome
deadly outcome=>women are evil
I was referring to promising her a ring aka engagement ring. Why would I give a woman a grenade?
so you can move onto the next one. :rolleyes:

[enygma]

Originally posted by artsfartsyjanet@Nov 13 2002, 11:20 PM
Eh, you guys are just jealous and insecure. *ducks her head* :D
haha! tru dat!

[artsfartsyjanet]

Men can't live without us... *ducking* :D

[Adaon]

Originally posted by ChinaLama@Nov 20 2002, 09:27 AM
Originally posted by Chasiubao_Boy@Nov 20 2002, 01:07 PM
Originally posted by LeahLe@Nov 12 2002, 02:37 AM


Yeah maybe I was implying that Women ARE Grenades instead of women promising grenades.
Grenades = trouble.
Either way if you're a smart G I Joe, you know better not to pull the ring.


Trouble=>deadly outcome
deadly outcome=>women are evil
I was referring to promising her a ring aka engagement ring. Why would I give a woman a grenade?
so you can move onto the next one. :rolleyes:
Amen brother :lol:

[Adaon]

Originally posted by artsfartsyjanet@Nov 27 2002, 08:00 AM
Men can't live without us... *ducking* :D
and you women couldn't live without us!! *ducks too* :lol:

[mrazntre]

Originally posted by LeahLe@Nov 9 2002, 07:32 PM
:dance: Women are like grenades. DO NOT pull the ring. :dance:
SOUND ADVICE.

[Uncle Tat]

haha

[Azn Retribution]

Here is the view from two sides of the spectrum.
Graphical so its much easier to understand!

http://www.pointblankdev.com/retribution/albums/funny/girls_evil.jpg

http://www.pointblankdev.com/retribution/albums/funny/menareworse.jpg

[Azn Retribution]

I am currently developing a theory to countermand the latter. It will be held up in the eyes of the world like the theory of relativity! :lol:

[yumpop]

some women are evil and some men can't even tell. that annoys me.

[Adaon]

truth spoken there, YumPop







Get cracking Azn Retribution

[artsfartsyjanet]

CSB: thanks for stirring the "battle of the sexes" thread. I knew you'd color the Women's forum in some way, shape, or form. :) Now that all of you have splurged your theorems about how women are evil, there's one thing all of you should remember, in a women's domain, she always has the last laugh. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA :lol: Closing forum. *ducking head* :lol: