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pikachupacabra
03-23-2005, 02:33 PM
Someone tell me if a thread like this already existed.


One of the worst ones for me that me and my coworkers always talk about is the "razorblade banister", where you'd slide down a banister (butt first, etc etc) that had razorblades all along it facing up, so that it would...ouch, well, it makes me hurt just thinking about it already.

That, or falling into a septic tank and not...quite...drowning for a few hours
hooligan
03-23-2005, 02:33 PM
slow painful death by masturbation
moJo
03-23-2005, 02:36 PM
any of the ways done in Se7en. *cringe*
Meki
03-23-2005, 02:43 PM
Fire... A fiery death scares me... :frown:
rice cracker
03-23-2005, 03:43 PM
any of the ways done in Se7en. *cringe*

Those or any of the ways in Saw. *shudder* :frown:
Hiroshi2
03-23-2005, 04:43 PM
Slamming into the back of a car at 110 mph like I almost did today.
537
03-23-2005, 04:55 PM
The worst way to die would be from lack of oxygen.
DragonKnight
03-23-2005, 05:39 PM
From posting too much on YW. :wink:
Martino
03-23-2005, 05:52 PM
slow painful death by masturbation

I attempted suicide by that method once.
Green_Jade
03-23-2005, 09:01 PM
Anything except dying peacefully in my sleep is scary..
Arex
03-23-2005, 10:53 PM
How about being eaten alive by chimpanzees?
BeTheReds
03-23-2005, 11:08 PM
Skinned alive, rolled in salt, followed by being drenched in alcohol. If you survive that...

Hanging by metal chains connected to your wrists, into a giant pirhana tank with the water level slowly rising, getting electric shocks from the chains all the while.


OUCH... can you just shoot me?
ism
03-24-2005, 06:43 AM
Pretty much what Unit 731 did.

And falling in the shower. No fun being found wet and naked. Unless you're into that kinda thing.
Martino
03-24-2005, 07:15 AM
Falling over and breaking your leg in the jungle, then being eaten alive by soldier ants.

A long slow painful demise.

Especially if there were only two soldier ants. You'd last weeks. Longer, if they use Tupperware.
FrankieY18
03-24-2005, 09:30 AM
your two legs and arms are attached to 4 horses and they all go in different directions to tear you apart
relus
03-28-2005, 12:44 PM
Slow death.
sinisterpanda
03-28-2005, 12:45 PM
Eaten by Wolves, or dinosaurs...
asvenus
03-28-2005, 01:46 PM
Skinned alive, rolled in salt, followed by being drenched in alcohol. If you survive that...

Hanging by metal chains connected to your wrists, into a giant pirhana tank with the water level slowly rising, getting electric shocks from the chains all the while.


OUCH... can you just shoot me?
good lord man..if you are making these up from your own imagination i am very scared :eek:

anything that involves pain, me and being conscious is not a good look
DragonKnight
03-28-2005, 02:17 PM
Being put through a meat grinder...slowly...toes first.
Martino
03-28-2005, 04:11 PM
Doomed to live to a ripe old age marooned with Rosie O'Donnell, on a desert island infested with mosquitoes and leeches, with nothing to eat except coconut husks and the occasional crab.

Being eaten by a dinosaur would be a luxury. An unlikely luxury, but a luxury.
sinisterpanda
03-28-2005, 05:08 PM
Oh come on, being eaten by a dinosaur would be crappy! Especially if they were those tiny compy dinosaurs from J-park 2!
Martino
03-28-2005, 05:24 PM
Oh come on, being eaten by a dinosaur would be crappy! Especially if they were those tiny compy dinosaurs from J-park 2!

Nah. You're more likely to get eaten by a T-Rex. One SNAP and it'd be over.
Grasshopper
03-29-2005, 03:33 PM
For me it's the thought of my death involving nola and a helicopter. :eek:

I don't know why but that's a recurring nightmare for me. :tongue: